History Funny / FaithTheUnholyTrinity

* Most of the endings in Chapter 1 are downright DownerEndings, with the exception of one: shoot the deer (who you’ve run into a few times out in the forest) with your single rifle bullet, and a herd of deer will run you off the road and then stomp you to death. [[GainaxEnding It comes right out of left field]] and it’s a surprisingly [[BlackComedy goofy]] ending to what was otherwise a very serious game.

* One of the notes written by Gary at the apartments warns the cultists to not engage with the Elevator Friend or Malphas if you happen to see them and to just stay out of their way and let them do their thing. It's very ominous and vaguely threatening...[[MoodWhiplash until you get to the reminder that the rent and utilities are due at the first of the month.]] The fact that he's still fulfilling his role as the landlord while being a demon trying to jumpstart the Apocalypse is extremely amusing.

* When you arrive at the daycare center, the front of the building is sealed off completely and several police officers are waiting with their pistols aimed at the front door. Whether it's by [[FailedASpotCheck not paying attention]] or [[CuriosityIsACrapshoot simply wanting to see what happens]], you can exit out this front door, which results in the cops [[ShootHimHeHasAWallet mistaking John's cross for a gun]] and opening fire. John is instantly shot dead, complete with an animated cutscene of him getting riddled with holes, but even after this the camera cuts back to a wide shot of the cops [[NoKillLikeOverkill continuing to spray bullets]] ''[[NoKillLikeOverkill everywhere]]''.

** Even better, the extra privileges are ''not'' something most people would want. You get such wonderful things as "an odor" that will make people stay away from you, a sense of finality and doom, and your body warping into...''unconventional'' shapes. It's all played up as being fantastic! Then you get to Tier IV, where the privileges are basically "you don't own your body anymore" and "you could be killed at any time".

* Most of the endings in Chapter 1 are downright DownerEndings, with the exception of one: shoot the deer (who you’ve run into a few times out in the forest) with your single rifle bullet, and a herd of deer will run you off the road and then stomp you to death. [[GainaxEnding It comes right out if left field]] and it’s a surprisingly [[BlackComedy goofy]] ending to what was otherwise a very serious game.

--''DO YOU HAVE LIFE INSURANCE, JOHN?''

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* After the unnerving encounter with Jeffrey, you exit the abortion clinic... and the officer who was helping you sees that cultists have set fire to his car and chases them off. [[MoodWhiplash "Damn hippies!"]]
* If you're revisiting the abortion clinic, you access the basement by getting back on the gurney and then trying to wiggle into the door. Then a faceless body gets off one of the other gurneys and pushes John off, sending him careening down the stairs. It'd be a freaky moment if John wasn't screaming in monotonous text-to-speech.

-->'''Mysterious Woman:''' Shh... please don't wake the baby.\\

-->'''Mysterious Woman:''' "Shh... please don't wake the baby."\\
'''John:''' "I'm looking for twin boys, Nate and Jason Martin. Have you seen them?"\\
'''Mysterious Woman:''' "The children belong to Gary now."\\
'''John:''' "Who's Gary?"\\

'''Mysterious Woman?:''' "[[PhraseCatcher Gary is a normal human being, just like you and me.]]"\\

'''John:''' "[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere ... I'm leaving now.]]"

* The reveal that the creepy whites of Gary's eyes were actually CoolShades the entire time. Just a completely cheesy pair of 80s white shades.

-->'''John:''' "In the name of God, I demand to know what the '''hell''' is going on here"

* The UNSPEAKABLE having Gary DraggedOffToHell as punishment for [[YouHaveFailedMe failing to complete the Profane Sabbath]] is disturbing. The hilarious part comes in the file name for the animation: "[=GaryFcukingDies=]".

'''Mysterious Woman?:''' "[[MadnessMantra Gary is a normal human being, just like you and me.]]"\\

* A branching point at the GoldenEnding lets you choose between John joining Father Garcia in hunting down The UNSPEAKABLE, or going with Lisa to live their lives in peace. Choose to go with Father Garcia, and John will accept his offer with the ''Film/{{Predator}}'' bro-handshake, with an enthusiastic "Let's go fight some demons." It's a surprisingly gung-ho ending after everything that's happened.

* The random Priest Cop poster encountered at the apartments. Amidst the numerous demonic terrors, a 8-bit action star tearing off his police uniform is enough to draw a chuckle.

* A branching point at the GoldenEnding lets you choose between John joining Father Garcia in hunting down The UNSPEAKABLE, or going with Lisa to live their lives in peace. Choose to go with Father Garcia, and John will accept his offer with a bro-handshake, with an enthusiastic "Let's go fight some demons." It's a surprisingly gung-ho ending compared to everything else before it.