History Funny / FairyFencerF

* One particular CG shows Marianna leaning over to get a better look at the book Harley is showing her...while Fang is squished in-between them, with their well-endowed chests pressed against his arms. The face he makes shows just how uncomfortable he finds this situation.

Fairy Fencer F, as a Compile Heart game, has PLENTY of jokes. Let's start at the top....

* Marianna leans over to get a better look at the book Harley is showing her...while Fang is squished in-between them, with their well-endowed chests pressed against his arms. The face he makes shows just how uncomfortable he finds this situation.

* In the [[spoiler:Vile God timeline]] in ''Advent Dark Force'', you can have Eryn speak with a young girl villager who asks if Sherman is her boyfriend. She replies that it's not like that, and the villager comments that it's more like FriendsWithBenefits, prompting Eryn to ask just where she learned such a phrase.
* In the [[spoiler:Vile God timeline]] in ''Advent Dark Force'', the party journeys into [[spoiler:the Vile God to rescue an absorbed Tiara and finds her mostly naked. Harley says the boys should look away and when Fang is slow on the uptake, Eryn hits him in the eyes. He is then treated to excuses as to why it's okay for the other guys in the party to look, such as Sherman, who "doesn't have an indecent bone in his body" and Soji, who as a fairy "doesn't get those kinds of creepy impulses." When Fang asks about Apollonius, however, Karin admits that he's doing everything he can to keep his eyes closed, with the scene cutting to him squeezing his eyes shut tightly and chanting "Worldly desires begone, worldly desires begone, worldly desires begone...", causing Ethel to comment that he's surprisingly perverted.]]

-->'''Harley''': It's my turn to thank you. I now have a good point of reference for the sensitivity of the average woman. Well, see you later!

-->'''Tiara''': O-Oh, that was just a joke. You're quite cruel! If such a record of such immodesty did exist, I'm afraid I would have no choice but to...

-->'''Fang''': Jeez, you're practically a kid. You shouldn't be saying stuff like that.

-->'''Bahus''': He's right. It might be good for you to feel some pain like that at least a few...hundred times.

Fairy Fencer F, as a compile heart game, has PLENTY of jokes. Let's start at the top....

* In the [[spoiler:Evil Goddess timeline]], Fang discovers in a subevent Ethel trying to kill Harley, which seemingly doesn't make sense because [[spoiler:all of that was supposed to be sealed away, as Pippin had taught Ethel how to behave normally.]] Then Bahmus shows up and explains that Harley had gone a little too far in trying to examine Karin and made Karin cry, which Ethel saw. Suddenly, everything makes sense to Fang and he suggests to Ethel "Why don't you just kill her halfway?"

-->'''Eryn''': You're ruining the dramatic tension! Are you taking this seriously at all!?
-->'''Fang''': Whaddya want me to do!? When you gotta go, you gotta go! What, you want a partner [[PottyFailure pees himself in the middle of a fight!?]]

-->'''Eryn''': Well, no...I definitely wouldn't want that.

* In the [[spoiler:Vile God timeline]] in ''Advent Dark Force'', the party journeys into [[spoiler:the Vile God to rescue an absorbed Tiara and finds her mostly naked. Harley says the boys should look away and when Fang is slow on the uptake, Eryn hits him in the eyes. He is then treated to excuses as to why it's okay for the other guys in the party to look, such as Sherman, who "doesn't have an indecent bone in his body" and Soji, who as a fairy "doesn't get those kinds of creepy impulses." When Fang asks about Apollonius, however, Karin admits that he's doing everything he can to keep his eyes closed, with the scene cutting to him squeezing his eyes shut tightly and chanting "Worldly desires begone, worldly desires begone, worldly desires begone...", causing Ethel to comment that he's surprisingly perverted.]]

* In the [[spoiler:Vile God timeline]] in ''Advent Dark Force'', you can have Eryn speak with a young girl villager who asks if Sherman is her boyfriend. She replies that it's not like that, and the villager comments that it's more like FriendsWithBenefits, prompting Eryn to ask just where she learned such a phrase.

* Eryn creates a new word to describe Tiara's being turned on by Fang's verbal abuse - "[[{{Tsundere}} tsundo]][[TooKinkyToTorture masochistic]]."

-->'''Fang''': What kind of stupid joke is that!?

* In Advent Dark Force, after [[spoiler: being thrown into the past]], Eryn tries to get Fang to create common ground between him and Ethel, who basically only communicates by saying "kill" over and over. Fang immediately walks up to her and tries to imitate her speech pattern.

** Upon being told it is his duty to do an epic quest to save The Goddess, simply has this to say. [[RefusalOfTheCall "Nope."]] And then he walks away.

--> '''Fang''': Heck yeah, just don't cross the streams!

* Fang, upon being told it is his duty to do an epic quest to save The Goddess, simply has this to say. [[RefusalOfTheCall "Nope."]] And then he walks away.

* At the beginning of the game and [[spoiler:again when Fang and Eryn travel back in time]], Tiara is accosted by a guy called "Hoodlum Fencer" who describes himself as a "low-level hoodlum." When this happens again in a subevent in Zelwinds City, she comments "This must be deja vu. Or maybe walking stereotypes are just common everywhere."

* Eryn asks if Fang has any spirit. He replies that he took a "spirited dump" that morning.

* Tiara's [[http://youtu.be/efMQejnFblE?t=3m45s reaction]] to Fang's insults.

* Fang is so clueless of being TheChosenOne he either screws up the TransformationSequence ("Fairice!") or mistakes magic as making food appear instead of killing his enemies.

** The only reason why he doesn't bother with his duty in the first place: he only pulled out the sword ''just to try to get a wish for food granted''.

* Fang, upon being told it is his duty to do an epic quest to save The Goddess, simply has this to say. "Nope." And then he walks away.