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-->'''Christmas''': The fuck...? Barney? [[KillSteal Hey! I had him with the classics!]] You almost fucking killed me!\\
'''Barney''': You're welcome!

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-->'''Christmas''': The fuck...? Barney? [[KillSteal Hey! I had him with the classics!]] [[WhatTheHellHero You almost fucking killed me!\\
me!]]\\
'''Barney''': [[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt You're welcome!welcome!]]

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-->'''Galan''': The hyoid bone. It’s the only bone in the human body not connected to any others. It’s right here in the throat. Without it, we cannot speak. With these hands, I will claw the hyoid bone from the throat of that fucker Rahmat, stick it up his boyfriend’s culo, then make both of their asses apologize while they drown in their own blood. Barney was my hero. I do not speak, I cannot speak, because my mind is full of these brutal, visceral fantasies, fantasies that will now become a hellish reality.

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-->'''Galan''': The hyoid bone. It’s the only bone in the human body not connected to any others. It’s right here in the throat. Without it, we cannot speak. With these hands, I will claw the hyoid bone from the throat of that fucker Rahmat, stick it up his boyfriend’s culo, then make both of their asses apologize while they drown in their own blood. Barney was my hero. I do not speak, I cannot speak, because my mind is full of these brutal, visceral fantasies, fantasies that will now become a hellish reality.\\
'''Easy Day''': ...You should go back to [[TheQuietOne not talking]].
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'''Barney''': You're welcome!
* How did Barney fake his death? [[BrickJoke By using]] [[AssholeVictim Jumbo Shrimp]] as a body double just as Rahmat managed to shoot down Barney's plane.

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'''Barney''': You're welcome!
* How did Barney fake his death? [[BrickJoke By using]] [[AssholeVictim Jumbo Shrimp]] as a body double just as Rahmat managed to shoot down Barney's plane.
welcome!
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-->'''Rahmat''': What is that?

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-->'''Rahmat''': -->'''Bok''': What is that?

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* Toll Road manages to break himself and the Expendables out of their holding cell by literally taking a piss.

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* Toll Road manages to break himself and the Expendables out of their holding cell by literally taking a piss. All the while Galan monologues to himself.
-->'''Galan''': The hyoid bone. It’s the only bone in the human body not connected to any others. It’s right here in the throat. Without it, we cannot speak. With these hands, I will claw the hyoid bone from the throat of that fucker Rahmat, stick it up his boyfriend’s culo, then make both of their asses apologize while they drown in their own blood. Barney was my hero. I do not speak, I cannot speak, because my mind is full of these brutal, visceral fantasies, fantasies that will now become a hellish reality.
* During the final battle, the villains are distracted by the Expendables playing "P.I.M.P." by Music/FiftyCent on the radio before they launch their ambush.
-->'''Rahmat''': What is that?
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* Christmas beating the tar out of a {{Jerkass}} social media influencer. It even goes viral to the point where during the final battle, we see some of Rahmat's {{Mooks}} watching Christmas's beat down of the guy on their smartphone, and wishing they could meet him. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor They promptly get their wish granted]] when Christmas sneaks up from behind and kills them all.

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* Christmas beating the tar out of a {{Jerkass}} social media influencer.BadInfluencer. It even goes viral to the point where during the final battle, we see some of Rahmat's {{Mooks}} watching Christmas's beat down of the guy on their smartphone, and wishing they could meet him. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor They promptly get their wish granted]] when Christmas sneaks up from behind and kills them all.
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* Almost immediately after Barney kills Marsh, we get this exchange, which also doubles as one hell of a CallBack to the first film:
-->'''Christmas''': The fuck...? Barney? [[KillSteal Hey! I had him with the classics!]] You almost fucking killed me!\\
'''Barney''': You're welcome!
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* Toll Road manages to break himself and the Expendables out of their holding cell by literally taking a piss.
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* Christmas beating the tar out of a {{Jerkass}} social media influencer. It even goes viral to the point where during the final battle, we see some of Rahmat's {{Mooks}} watching Christmas's beat down of the guy on their smartphone, and wishing they could meet him. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor They promptly get their wish granted]] when Christmas sneaks up from behind and kills them all.
* How did Barney fake his death? [[BrickJoke By using]] [[AssholeVictim Jumbo Shrimp]] as a body double just as Rahmat managed to shoot down Barney's plane.

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