History Funny / EightiesDan

** Everyones reactions to Dan's MCDLT, in additon to Dan being completely unphased by it being covered with green moldy gunk.

** The Opening with Dan scaring the crap out of his freind and ROB's joy about him messing himself on the floor "It was worth it"
** Dan shrugging off ROB telling him that while he came along because he can save him, he won't and just want's the irony to sink in.

** "I'm not intrested in your gangbang videos, Travis"

** The Opening with ROB confident that his letter will be one of many Mrs. Crabtree gets, thus keeping her husband from getting suspiscous.... only for Dan of all people to point out she doesn't act and that his peeping doesn't count.

-->'''Dan''': It's okay Dolly. Belive it or not ROB's sex juice is the only thing that can get it started on the first try.

** "Techincally, I'm 47."

** "I used to hang out in a lot of bathhouses in the seventies. I'm kind of afriad of large men in diapers."

** The discussion of the villan's teeth

** R.O.B's indecison on the ending of his fan-script for ''Hot To Trot 2: Stable Condition''.

** "You're thinking too hard about it, they just wanted Burgess Meridith as a fly."

*** Dan's justification for why he didin't watch the ''Halloween III'' trailer pointing out it was a sepreate universe from the previous films:

-->'''Travis''': If by "we" you mean you. I don't think everyone had the same experinces in the 80's as you did.

** Dan's disapointment at the fairly quiet night the gang's having instead of the wild drugs and sex parties he had in the 80's.

*** Dolly: "Dan I've seen ''Film/{{Creepshow}}'', this dosen't end well for you."

** ROB hitting on Mrs.Crabtree throughout the episode.

** Dan shruging off ROB telling him that while he came along because he can save him, he won't and just want's the irony to sink in.

*** Dolly: "I"m Pretty sure this is how Film/InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers started."
*** Dolly: "Dan I've seen Creepshow, this dosen't end well for you."

** The laugh track going on during ROB's incredibly morbid statments about the UsefulNotes/McDonalds Transformers.
* 80's Dan: Automan

** "You remember my lecture on Manimal?" "Yeah, because you started masturbating in the middle of it."
*** What makes it even funnier is Brad's own obessesion with Manimal.

** Rob interrupting Automan with Phantasm

* 80's Dan: World Games

** "There's only one time to get excited about the Olympics... while watching Cool Runnings."

* 80's Dan: Hot To Trot

-->'''Dan''': And just what do you have against Oingo Boingo?
-->'''Travis''': Nothing I guess, they were good in BackToSchool.

** Dolly on Bobcat Goldthwait's voice:

** R.O.B's indecison on the ending of his fan-script for Hot To Trot 2: Stable Condition.

* In the 80s Dan review of ''Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch'', the gang is visited by the [[http://www.ghostbusterschicagodivision.com/ Ghostbusters of Chicago,]] who proceed to rob them blind. [[TooDumbToLive While ecstatic Dan]] does nothing have fangasms over meeting the "real" Ghostbusters saying lines from Ghostbusters II.
** Dolly lamenting why Dan hasn't complimented her [[Franchise/SailorMoon costume]]. Prompting [[DiscoDan Dan]] to say that it's [[spoiler: the best Donald Duck crossdressing he's ever seen.]] The DeathGlare Dolly gives Dan is simply priceless.
*** Also, Dan [[spoiler: dressing up as the Cinema Snob for Halloween]], referring to him as [[SelfDeprecation "that pretentious guy from that Internet show."]]
*** "That's the worst Dirk Bennedict costume I've ever seen."

*** Dan's justification for why he didin't watch the Halloween III trailer pointing out it was a sepreate universe from the previous films:

-->'''Dan''': Huh, Vampire's Kiss. I'm going to have to call my contact and get us 20 more kilos of the fun stuff.

*** Dolly: "I"m Pretty sure this is how InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers started."

** ROB's story about a man stuffing thousands of MicroMachines up his ass... and then using ROB's gyros to clean it out it in a sepia toned flashback.

** After DannyElfman is revealed to be behind the score:

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** The laugh track going on during ROB's incredibly morbid statments about the McDonalds Transformers.

-->'''R.O.B.''' I still have nightmares about what he did to PollyPocket.

*** Travis: "I'm, pretty sure I saw one of those puss bubbles winking at me, I'm not sure how I feel about it"

-->'''Travis''': That figures.

-->'''Dan''': That's what I thought.

** Dolly lamenting why Dan hasn't complimented her [[Manga/SailorMoon costume]]. Prompting [[DiscoDan Dan]] to say that it's [[spoiler: the best Donald Duck crossdressing he's ever seen.]] The DeathGlare Dolly gives Dan is simply priceless.

** Dolly lamenting why Dan hasn't complimented her [[Manga/SailorMoon costume]]. Prompting [[DiscoStu Dan]] to say that it's [[spoiler: the best Donald Duck crossdressing he's ever seen.]] The DeathGlare Dolly gives Dan is simply priceless.

** The Constant lampshade hanging about the various parts of the show that it has in common with 80's Dan( Having an out of place nonhuman sidekick, not explaining how Dan got where he was, slowly introducing charicters... etc.)
** "Is it too late to name you 80's douchebag?"

*** "Not if your Automan."
** "I can turn Gyros and Stack Circles. Screw you Dan. Screw you." (Laugh Track)

** "He dosen't need to scream, he's got Automan."
** "I sincelry believe that his dreamy good looks killed that man."

-->'''Dan''': That streetlight had a womans voice, that clearly means it has a vagina.
** "I'm not intrested in your gang bang video's Travis"

** The Opening with ROB confident that his letter will be one of many Mrs.Cratree get's, thus keeping her husband from getting suspicous.... only for Dan of all people to point out she dosen't act and that his peeping dosen't count.
** "Theres only one time to get excited about the Olympics... while watching Cool Runnings."

-->'''Dolly''': Dammit ROB is that why it smells like battery acid?

-->'''ROB''': Her name is Nessie... and can we quietly change the subject?"
** "Techincally I'm 47."
** "You Actually expect one of those add-on's to work?", "You and me, pistols. Tommorow. At noon."
** "As long as all the athletes are white, that can't possibly be racist"

** Any time Dan slaps his knee and laughs way too loug.
** "Can I ski now?", "Sure let's watch you die."

** Dan and Dolly doing nothing until they notice the commecial is over.
** "I used to hang out in alot of bathhouses in the seventies. I'm kind of afriad of large men in diapers."

** During Travis griping about Dan and R.O.B.
-->'''Travis''': I don't like the way that robot looks at you. I think he has X-Ray Vision.

-->'''Travis''': That figures
-->'''Dan''': And just what do you have against Onigo Boingo?
-->'''Travis''':Nothing I guess, they were good in BackToSchool
-->'''Dan''':That's what I thought
** Dolly on Bobcat Goldwaits voice:
-->'''Dolly''': "Most of the time he was on screen I kept wondering if he forgot to take a dump before they started rolling"
** After R.O.B. takes a dump... which comes out as a battery, Dan goes into a fit of knee-slapping laughter:
-->'''Travis''':See Dan? Your reaction there? That's why you like Hot To Trot.

-->'''R.O.B.''' I still have nightmares about what he did to PollyPocket
** R.O.B.: "Why did he have to sneak a horse around in the first place? He was rich and it was The 80's. It was his god given right to own a horse.
** R.O.B's indecison on the ending of his fan-script for Hot To Trot 2: Stable Condition

*** And his reason for writing it: He wants to occupy his time doing something no one else could conceivably be doing.
** "Your thinking too hard about it, they just wanted Burgess Meridith as a fly."
** TheReveal that [[spoiler: They've been talking about Hot To Trot for 8 hours.]]
** "I'd stick petrified dog turds in my eyes just to make you feel uncomfortable"
* In the 80s Dan review of ''Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch'', the gang is visited by the [[http://www.ghostbusterschicagodivision.com/ Ghostbusters of Chicago,]] who proceed to rob them blind. [[TooDumbToLive While ecstatic Dan]] does nothing have fangasms over meeting the "real" ghostbusters saying lines from Ghostbusters II.
** Dolly lamenting why Dan hasn't complemented her [[Manga/SailorMoon costume]]. Prompting [[DiscoStu Dan]] to say that it's [[spoiler: the best Donald Duck crossdressing he's ever seen.]] The DeathGlare Dolly gives Dan is simply priceless.

*** " That's the worst Dirk Bennedict costume I've ever seen."

*** Dan's justifacation for why he didin't watch the Halloween III trailer pointing out it was a sepreate universe from the previous films:
-->'''Dan''':No one watched trailers in the 80's! We were too busy getting handy j's from the girl peddling Jolt Cola in the lobby.

-->'''Dan''':Look in the glassy stares in your parents eyes next time you see them. Trust me we all snorted from the same mirrors.
** After learning what film their watching next:

-->'''R.O.B.''': It's me you idiot, i'm your contact!
** Dan's disapointment at the fairly quiet night the gang's having instead of the wild drugs and sex parties he had in the 80's: