History Funny / EightCrazyNights

* Davey angrily using his french fries to spell out "Bite me" as he and Whitey are eating at the food court.

* During ''Bum Biddy'' right after Davey says "shithead," Whitey says "feces" in the flashback. Apparently, even in flashback form Whitey tries to clean up Davey's language.

** [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Dontcha." "Dontcha who?" "Don'tcha wish I hadn’t been so darn busy at the hardware store this year and I had more time to come up with a great one?"]]. Cue the in-universe audience laughing so hysterically that it causes involuntary physical reactions: kids [[SprayingDrinkFromNose shoot gobs of boogers out of their noses]], the deer (watching through the window) rapid-fire poop, the Chinese waiter rips off his shirt and pounds his head on the table and the rabbi starts doing ThatRussianSquatDance and going "Hee! Hee! Hee!" over and over. Eventually, you, the viewer, have no choice by to find it funny too.

--> '''Benjamin''': [[OnlySaneMan Mom, I didn’t get that one].

** And the phone sex line number? 1-800-BOOBIES.
* "I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong haaaaaand?!"[[note]]"Yeah..."[[/note]]

** [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Dontcha." "Dontcha who?" "Don'tcha wish I wouldn't have gone to the hardware store so that I could've come up with a better joke this year?"]]. Cue the in-universe audience laughing so hysterically that it causes involuntary physical reactions: kids [[SprayingDrinkFromNose shoot gobs of boogers out of their noses]], the deer (watching through the window) rapid-fire poop, the Chinese waiter rips off his shirt and pounds his head on the table and the rabbi starts doing ThatRussianSquatDance and going "Hee! Hee! Hee!" over and over. Eventually, you, the viewer, have no choice by to find it funny too.
--> '''Benjamin''': [[OnlySaneMan I don't think anyone got that joke]].

* When the JerkAss basketball player is seen eating the fat sweaty guy's jockstrap after losing the bet, it's [[ToiletHumor kind of funny in a gross way]]. When he later burns down Davey's trailer, quickly turns around to face the camera, and you can clearly see that he's ''[[WhatAnIdiot still chewing on the jockstrap]]'', it suddenly becomes '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice hilarious!]]'''

--> '''Whitey''': (smugly) Jokes on you, pal: I can't read!

** He then follows up his holiday greetings with a [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny barely-even-a-knock-knock joke]], which sends the in-universe audience laughs so hysterically at that it causes involuntary physical reactions: kids [[SprayingDrinkFromNose shoot gobs of boogers out of their noses]], the deer (watching through the window) rapid-fire poop, the Chinese waiter rips off his shirt and pounds his head on the table and the rabbi starts doing ThatRussianSquatDance and going "Hee! Hee! Hee!" over and over. Eventually, you, the viewer, have no choice by to find it funny too.

** He then follows up his holiday greetings with what [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny barely counts as a knock-knock joke]], which sends the in-universe audience laughs so hysterically at that it causes involuntary physical reactions: kids [[SprayingDrinkFromNose shoot gobs of boogers out of their noses]], the deer (watching through the window) rapid-fire poop, the Chinese waiter rips off his shirt and pounds his head on the table and the rabbi starts doing ThatRussianSquatDance and going "Hee! Hee! Hee!" over and over. Eventually, you, the viewer, have no choice by to find it funny too.

* The scene where everyone is laughing over a joke told at the awards [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny that wasn't even funny]], but you (the viewer) have to laugh because of how they're laughing hysterically over something that isn't funny.
--> '''Benjamin''': I don't think anyone got that joke.

* "I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong haaaaaand?!"[[note]]"Yeah..."

* "I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong haaaaaand?!"

--> '''Benjamin''': Hey Whitey, look what I got.

--> '''Whitey''': Oh wow, Benjamin, an Etch-A-Sketch. Very nice!

--> '''Whitey''': Oh sorry, I'm not up to date on all this modern technology.