History Funny / EerieCuties

-->'''Melissa:''' [[BeingGoodSucks "I am '''NOT''' saying that!"]]

-->'''Melissa:''' [[BeingGoodSucks "I am NOT saying that!"]]

** The best part is [[spoiler: [[{{Cloudcukoolander}} Tiffany]] feeding [[BlondesAreEvil Melissa]] heroic lines, from behind the counter!]]

** The first panel alone is pure comedy gold, from Layla's expression at seeing [[spoiler: Melissa's MagicalGirl [[EmbarrassingButEmpoweringOutfit get up]]]], while Kade silently prays for that [[spoiler: Ash]] forgets he exists.
** The best part is [[spoiler: Tiffany feeding Melissa heroic lines, from behind the counter!]]

-->'''Melissa:''' "I am NOT saying that!

-->'''Melissa: (flabbergasted and utterly mortified)''' "Oh, for f-- [[spoiler: Even [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway its power is embarrassing!!]]]]

* [[spoiler: Tiffany's]] latest cameo in VampireCheerleaders, which reveals [[spoiler: [[http://www.vampirecheerleaders.net/strips-vc/that_tiffany_girl that even Maria knows about that she's MMAA.]] [[TheNotSecret Big surprise, right?]]]]

-->'''Melissa: (flabbergasted and utterly mortified)''' "What the f-- [[spoiler: Even [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway its power is embarrassing!!]]]]

** It gets better, 'cuz when they refuse to listen she [[spoiler: unleashes the Wand's power: [[CarebearStare Friendship & Rainbows!]]

** The best part is [[spoiler: Tiffany feeding Melissa heroic lines, from behind the greenery!]]

-->'''Melisa:''' [[spoiler: "[[InTheNameOfTheMoon I the name of Peace and Justice,]] I, a MagicalGirl who likes Chinese food, demand you cease and desist!"]]

-->'''Kade: (leans back, grinning nervously)''' "Ohhh! [[AskAStupidQuestion I probably should have shut up just now, shouldn't I?"]]

-->'''Layla: (fretfully)''' "Stop! Stop! [[NotInTheFace Not his beautiful face!]] He didn't even touch Tiffany! It was my dumbass ex-boyfriend!

-->'''Kade: (nervous grin)''' "Ohhh! [[AskAStupidQuestion I probably should have shut up just now, shouldn't I?"]]

-->'''Layla: (fretfully)''' "Stop! Stop! [[NotTheFace Not his beautiful face!]] He didn't even touch Tiffany! It was my dumbass ex-boyfriend!

* Tiffany asking Melissa if she'd be willing to [[spoiler: do her MagicalGirl transformation again]] so she could record it, for her "justice blog". Plus, Layla's attempt to reason with [[spoiler: [[MagickChicks Ash]]]], while he [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/not_his_beautiful_face casually pounds the tar out of Dio!]]

* Tiffany asking Melissa if she'd be willing to [[spoiler: do her MagicalGirl transformation again]] for her "justice blog", while [[spoiler: [[MagickChicks Ash]]]] is [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/not_his_beautiful_face casually pounding the tar out of Dio!]]

-->[[spoiler: '''Faith]]: "Um... c-catch you later, Sunshine!"

--> '''Cerise (best friend):''' "Hmph! Don't let it get to your head."
--> '''Jacqui (other best friend):''' "Oh, Kade... Someday, you'll remember me..."
--> '''Layla (old rival):''' "I will murder you."
--> [[spoiler: [[MagickChicks '''Faith]]]] (new rival):''' " I know you're only imagining my reaction, but I don't know who Kade is or why I should care."

-->'''Layla: (in sing-song fashion)''' "I don't hear any scruu-biiing!"

--> '''Cerise (best friend):''' Hmph! Don't let it get to your head.
--> '''Jacqui (other best friend):''' Oh, Kade... Someday, you'll remember me...
--> '''Layla (old rival):''' I will murder you.
--> '''Faith (new rival):''' I know you're only imagining my reaction, ''but I don't know who Kade is or why I should care.''

-->'''Nina:''' "No you're n-- <lifts the front of Brooke's skirt> Oh wait, yes, you are."

* The entire ''Kissing Booth'' bonus story in the print edition

* Nina [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20110608.html taking notes]] [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20110613.html and]] [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20110615.html following them]] at the dance.

'''Nina:''' "No you're n-- <lifts the front of Brooke's skirt> Oh wait, yes, you are."

* Would-be vampire slayer, [[CloudCuckooLander Tiffany]] failing to realize she hadn't become a vampire, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint despite being squirtted by a holy water squirt gun, adjusting her make-up in a cross-shaped mirror]], [[http://ace.eeriecuties.com/comics/ec20100609a.jpg and noticing that it's a bright day.]]

* Layla's attempt to use the Chloe-zombie incident as an excuse to destroy Blair, who was also taking advantage of the situation to cop free feels. Until Brooke sees through his BS.

-->'''Blair: (singing)''' [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20100120.html "Who likes short shorts? ... I like short shorts!"]]

* "[[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20100426.html Whatever, Fruit Loops.]]"
* Tiffany [[http://ace.eeriecuties.com/comics/ec20100609a.jpg doesn't realize]] that she didn't become a vampire even after she gets shot with a holy water squirt gun ("Get your kids to bless themselves as they play!") adjusts her make-up in a cross-shaped mirror and notices that it's a bright day.

-->'''Boy!Nina:''' Oh Noes! Blair turned Brooke into a boy too!\\
'''Brooke:''' I'm… I'm still a girl.\\
'''Nina:''' No you're n-- <lifts the front of Brooke's skirt> Oh wait, yes, you are.\\
'''[[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20100906.html SLAP!]]'''

-->'''Nina: (with [[ScaryShinyGlasses glowing eyes]] and SlasherSmile)''' "And how widows wept over the unidentifiable remains of their husband's corpses, '''[[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20091111.html as virgins shed tears of blood, as the streets ran red with crimson most pure!!!]] [[MoodWhiplash Also, she had a kitty.]] [[KillerRabbit Its name was Mr. Boodles."]]

* "[[SlasherSmile And how widows wept over the unidentifiable remains of their husband's corpses,]] '''[[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20091111.html as virgins shed tears of blood, as the streets ran red with crimson most pure!!!]]''' [[MoodWhiplash Also, she had a kitty.]] [[KillerRabbit Its name was Mr. Boodles.]]

* "[[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20100120.html Girls... I don't think he's been infected by the pheromones...]]"

* "Blair? Blair?! [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20090722.html Speak to me, Blair!]]"

* Brooke getting even with Layla, for tricking her and [[spoiler: girl]] Ace into getting surprise makeovers.
-->'''Brooke: (from behind shower curtain)''' "On the bright side, Ace, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Your boobs are way bigger than Layla's."

-->'''Brooke: (from behind shower curtain)''' "Don't worry, Ace, your boobs are much bigger than Layla's."
-->'''Layla: (whips shower curtain open)''' "What?!"

-->'''Brooke: (evil grin, spraying Layla in the face)''' [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/watch_the_hands "REVENGE!!"]]

* [[spoiler: [[MagickChicks Faith's]]]] cameo appearance, where she [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/it_is_for_realsies mind-sextes Tiffany]] to remind her she's always thinking of her..... [[ReallyGetsAround while sleeping with yet another girl!]]

-->[[spoiler: '''Faith]]: "Um... c-catch you later, Sunshine!"

* [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/watch_the_hands%21 "REVENGE!!!"]]