History Funny / EarlyEdition

* Gary reading in the paper about how his MeanBoss will get killed with the paper talking about the employees being too shocked and stunned to call the cops at first when a flash forward shows that what really happened was AndThereWasMuchRejoicing.

* lots of the feuding between Gary's parents in the episode his mom finds out about the paper, like when she decides to leave him in jail.
* In a season 3 episode Gary realizing he still forgotten about Patrick who he asked to stop a traffic jam. It cuts back to Patric doing it and dancing at the same time.
* The episode where Gary returns from an adventure only to find marissa and the others suddenly on first name basis with various political hot shots (to his confusion) after using the paper to prevent a diplomatic catastrophe.

* the episode where Gary returns from an adventure only to find marissa and the others suddenly on first name basis with various political hot shots (to his confusion) after using the paper to prevent a diplomatic catastrophe.

* Near the start of episode season 1 episode 4, Gary tries to warn some cooks of the "Wu Ling" restaurant that said restaurant is going to explode. Unfortunately, they're Chinese and appear not to understand a word of English. A female customer shows up and he tries to get her to translate his warnings. So what does she tell the men behind the counter?

* Poor Chuck having a major nervous breakdown in episode 3 of season 1 as he starts seeing [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes pregnant women]] surrounding him on the streets.

* The cold open for season 1 episode 8 had Gary stop a fight inside the L train. The three people who start the fight band together to throw him off the train.

* Near the start of episode season 1 episode 4, Gary tries to warn some cooks of the "Wu Ling" restaurant that said restaurant is going to explode, unfortunately, they're Chinese and appear not to understand a word of English. A female customer shows up and he tries to get her to translate his warnings. So what does she tell the men behind the counter?

--> '''Surgeon''': No surgeon.

* The cold open for season 1 episode 8 had Gary stop a fight inside the L train. The three people who start the fight band together to throw him off the train.

--> '''Gary''': Where does it come form?
--> '''Chuck''': The ''[[DeadpanSnarker newspaper fairy!]]''

--> '''Detective''': ''You arrested a blind woman?!''
--> '''Cop''': [[TooDumbToLive We think she's a lookout.]]
--> '''Detective''': (''incredulously'') A lookout.

* Near the start of episode season 1 episode 4, Gary tries to warn some cooks of the "Wu Ling" restaurant that said restaurant is going to explode, unfortunately, there Chinese and appear not to understand a word of english. A female customer shows up and he tries to get her to translate his warnings. So what does she tell the men behind the counter?
--> '''Lady Customer''': (''in chinese'') Is this guy crazy?

--> '''Gary''': My hand. My hand. My hand. My hand. My hand.

* Near the start of episode season 1 episode 4, Gary tries to warn some cooks of the "Wu Ling" restaurant that said restaurant is going to explode, unfortunately, there Chinese and appear to understand a word of english. A female customer shows up and he tries to get her to translate his warnings. So what does she tell the men behind the counter?

** just before that, when he kept saying kaboom. The men behind the counter thought he was talking about the restaurant owner, ''Gaboom''.

* Near the start of episode season 1 episode 4, Gary tries to warn some restaurant owners that said restaurant is going to explode, unfortunately, there Chinese and appear to understand a word of english. A female customer shows up and he tries to get her to translate his warnings. So what does she tell the men behind the counter?

* Poor Chuck having a major nervous breakdown as he starts seeing [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes pregnant women]] surrounding him on the streets.

--> '''Gary''': Where does it come form.

* Poor Chuck having a major nervous breakdown as he starts seeing [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes pregnant women]] surrounding him on the streets.
** Poor Chuck's ''adventures'' in the hospital, starting with a rectal?

--> '''Surgeon''':

--> '''Surgeon''': [[{{Jerkass}} I don't ''think'' so, I ''think'' it's his.]]

** When the police arrive at the bank, they have to frag Marissa and her dog Spike out of the building. The officer in charge does not approve.

--> '''Cop''': [[ToDumbToLive We think she's a lookout.]]

--> '''Chuck''': The ''[[DeadpanSnarker newspaper fairy!]]''

** When Gary and Chuck over the validity of a newspaper that tells the future.

* The cold open for season 1 episode 8 had Gary stop a fight inside the L train. The 3 people who start the fight band together to throw him off the train.

* In the pilot, Gary's boss tells him he'll "have his job" after he cheerfully reveals he made his good trades for only one share each. Gary quits by telling him he can have it and to "keep it in a good place"

* The cold open for season 1 episode 8 had Gary stop a fight inside the L train. The 3 people who start the fight band together to throw him off the train.