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-->'''Karl:''' [[ProfanityPolice Bad]], explain your character other than '[[BlackComedy person that beats up their wife]]'.
* Helga, the wife of Jimmy the mayor, offering every man in the village her [[SexualEuphemism dunderhead services.]][[labelnote:*]] 'Dunderhead' is often used by [[GoshDangItToHeck BadBoyHalo]] as a replacement to curse words.
* Helga, the wife of Jimmy the mayor, offering every man in the village her [[SexualEuphemism dunderhead services.]][[labelnote:*]] 'Dunderhead' is often used by [[GoshDangItToHeck BadBoyHalo]] as a replacement to curse words.
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-->'''Karl:''' [[ProfanityPolice Bad]], explain your character other than '[[BlackComedy "[[BlackComedy person that beats up their wife]]'.
wife]]".
* Helga, the wife of Jimmy the mayor, offering every man in the village her [[SexualEuphemism dunderheadservices.]][[labelnote:*]] 'Dunderhead' services]].[[note]]'Dunderhead' is often used by [[GoshDangItToHeck BadBoyHalo]] as a replacement to curse words.[[/note]]
* Helga, the wife of Jimmy the mayor, offering every man in the village her [[SexualEuphemism dunderhead
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-->'''Karl:''' In a vote of 5-1, you'll never guess who just got voted out. Quackity-\\
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-->'''Karl:''' In a vote of 5-1, you'll never guess who just got voted out. Quackity-\\Quackity–\\
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'''Karl:''' Helga! More like ''Hell-dweller''! Begone! ''(shoves her into the prison to be executed)''\\
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'''Karl:''' Helga! More like ''Hell-dweller''! ''Hell-dweller!'' Begone! ''(shoves her into the prison to be executed)''\\
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* The contrast in names of the original characters. [[AerithAndBob Compare]] James, Lord Sebastian, and Karl to Sir Billiam III, Lyaria, and [[OverlyLongName Oliver Argachtenshire Spitzeliest Cumbucket.]]
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* The contrast in names of the original characters. [[AerithAndBob Compare]] James, Lord Sebastian, and Karl to Sir Billiam III, Lyaria, and [[OverlyLongName Oliver Argachtenshire Spitzeliest Cumbucket.]]Cumbucket]].
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'''Sir Billiam:''' Well ideally, [[BrutalHonesty you will die.]]
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'''Sir Billiam:''' Well Well, ideally, [[BrutalHonesty you will die.]]die]].
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'''Drew:''' Now why would I do such a thing? I ain't never heard of no drink called-\\
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'''Drew:''' Now why would I do such a thing? I ain't never heard of no drink called-\\called–\\
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'''James:''' ..Divorced.\\
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'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's hard to talk to you.
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'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's Billiam:''' …It's hard to talk to you.
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* Sir Billiam requests at one point for Drew to spell "economy". Drew obliges, [[MisspellingOutLoud starting with A...]] and then falls silent, eventually giving up and retreating. Karl [[{{Corpsing}} ends up giggling]] halfway through, and Sir Billiam has to restrain from laughing as he sarcastically compliments Drew, [[InsultBackfire who thanks him in return]].
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* Sir Billiam requests at one point for Drew to spell "economy".'economy'. Drew obliges, [[MisspellingOutLoud starting with A...]] and then falls silent, eventually giving up and retreating. Karl [[{{Corpsing}} ends up giggling]] halfway through, and Sir Billiam has to restrain from laughing as he sarcastically compliments Drew, [[InsultBackfire who thanks him in return]].
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* The fact that the bandits, the main antagonists of the episode, are known as the ''"Democrat Haters"''. Even Karl the content creator had to stop himself from {{corpsing}} in the livestream when he heard it.
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* The fact that the bandits, the main antagonists of the episode, are known as the ''"Democrat Haters"''. Even Karl the content creator cc!Karl had to stop himself from {{corpsing}} in the livestream when he heard it.
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* When Jack Kanoff claims that he's not leaving the saloon without the money he came there for, Karl retorts, "I think you are". Jack Kanoff immediately replies, "Okay", and ''walks right out of the saloon obediently''. Some might even wonder if he was having a gay moment right there.
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* When Jack Kanoff claims that he's not leaving the saloon without the money he came there for, Karl retorts, "I think you are". Jack Kanoff immediately replies, "Okay", "Okay," and ''walks right out of the saloon obediently''. Some might even wonder if he was having a gay moment right there.
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'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.\\
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'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, Fish; it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.\\
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* The Sheriff doesn't recognize Karl or trust outsiders of the town, so he pulls out a gun on him. Karl tries to convince John John to lie to him that he had always lived in the basement of the saloon, but John John doesn't oblige. Instead, he [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney passes a gold coin]] to the Sheriff, who takes it and replies, "[[DirtyCop Very good]]".
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* The Sheriff doesn't recognize Karl or trust outsiders of the town, so he pulls out a gun on him. Karl tries to convince John John to lie to him that he had always lived in the basement of the saloon, but John John doesn't oblige. Instead, he [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney passes a gold coin]] to the Sheriff, who takes it and replies, "[[DirtyCop Very good]]".good.]]"
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'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]\\
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'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]\\went]]?\\
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* In William's shop, John John notices that the leads were put in a format that made them look like the numbers [[LOL69 "6" and "9"]]. Michael then adds that he does it with his wife a lot.
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* In William's shop, John John notices that the leads were put in a format that made them look like the numbers [[LOL69 "6" '6' and "9"]].'9']]. Michael then adds that he does it with his wife a lot.
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-->''"I know you guys are killers and robbers and... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Republicans]], but you also have moral integrity."''
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'''Karl:''' He doesn't like-\\
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'''Karl:''' He doesn't like-\\like–\\
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!!The Haunted Mansion
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-->''"THROW HIM TO THE WOLVES WHERE THEY WILL TEAR HIM-- unconscious."''
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* Watson tempting [[TheAlcoholic Bartholomew]] back into the cage--where Karl was gathering the people who lost their matches and are out of the running to become the general--with root beer.
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* Watson tempting [[TheAlcoholic Bartholomew]] back into the cage--where cage -- where Karl was gathering the people who lost their matches and are out of the running to become the general--with general -- with root beer.
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'''"Pills":''' ''(screaming over the chaos in the group)'' [[BigNo NO]], [[RapidFireNo NO, NOOOOOOOOO-]]
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'''"Pills":''' ''(screaming over the chaos in the group)'' [[BigNo NO]], [[RapidFireNo NO, NOOOOOOOOO-]]NOOOOOOOOO]]–
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* The leader of the bandits then introduces himself as "Jack Kanoff". Now read his name [[ADateWithRosiePalms quickly]].
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* The leader of the bandits then introduces himself as "Jack Kanoff". Now read his name [[ADateWithRosiePalms quickly]].quickly.
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** When Karl is asked to pick out the audience member who looks the worst, he chooses a blond person wearing a familiar-looking green and white striped hat. Porkius claims that he is a 6/10. Karl responds that the person in question reminds him of [[{{LetsPlay/Philza}} someone where he lives]], and proceeds to call the person a copycat.
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** When Karl is asked to pick out the audience member who looks the worst, he chooses a blond person wearing a familiar-looking green and white striped hat. Porkius claims that he is a 6/10. Karl responds that the person in question reminds him of [[{{LetsPlay/Philza}} someone where he lives]], lives, and proceeds to call the person a copycat.
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** When Karl is asked to pick out the audience member who looks the worst, he chooses a blond person wearing a [[NiceHat green and white striped hat]]. Porkius claims that he is a 6/10. Karl responds that the person in question reminds him of [[{{LetsPlay/Philza}} someone where he lives]], and proceeds to call the person a copycat.
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** When Karl is asked to pick out the audience member who looks the worst, he chooses a blond person wearing a [[NiceHat familiar-looking green and white striped hat]].hat. Porkius claims that he is a 6/10. Karl responds that the person in question reminds him of [[{{LetsPlay/Philza}} someone where he lives]], and proceeds to call the person a copycat.
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-->'''Karl:''' [[GoshDarnItToHeck Bad]], explain your character other than '[[BlackComedy person that beats up their wife]]'.
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-->'''Karl:''' [[GoshDarnItToHeck [[ProfanityPolice Bad]], explain your character other than '[[BlackComedy person that beats up their wife]]'.
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'''"Pills":''' ''(screaming over the chaos in the group)'' [[BigNo NO]] [[RapidFireNo NO NOOOOOOOOO-]]
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'''"Pills":''' ''(screaming over the chaos in the group)'' [[BigNo NO]] NO]], [[RapidFireNo NO NO, NOOOOOOOOO-]]
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* Mr. Cicle encouraging the participants to get through the Labyrinth gets... personal.
-->'''Mr. Cicle:''' You better hurry up! You only have until sunset unless you want your cock to stay flaccid forever!\\
'''"Pills":''' ''(screaming over the chaos in the group)'' [[BigNo NO]] [[RapidFireNo NO NOOOOOOOOO-]]
-->'''Mr. Cicle:''' You better hurry up! You only have until sunset unless you want your cock to stay flaccid forever!\\
'''"Pills":''' ''(screaming over the chaos in the group)'' [[BigNo NO]] [[RapidFireNo NO NOOOOOOOOO-]]
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* Watson tempting [[TheAlcoholic Bartholomew]] back into the cage -- where Karl was gathering the people who lost their matches and are out of the running to become the general -- with root beer.
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* Watson tempting [[TheAlcoholic Bartholomew]] back into the cage -- where cage--where Karl was gathering the people who lost their matches and are out of the running to become the general -- with general--with root beer.beer.
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!!The Maze
* The fact that Sapnap's character [[TheProblemWithPenIsland is named]] "[[CountryMatters Mike Hunt]]", and prefers to be called that as opposed to just "Mike".
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[[folder:Season Two]]
!!The Maze
* The fact that Sapnap's character [[TheProblemWithPenIsland is named]] "[[CountryMatters Mike Hunt]]", and prefers to be called that as opposed to just "Mike".
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[[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonZero Season Zero]] | [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonFour Season Four]] | '''Tales From the SMP''']]]]
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[[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonZero Season Zero]] | [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonTwo Season Two]] | '''[[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonThree [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonThree Season Three]] | Tales '''Tales From the SMP]]]]'''
SMP''']]]]
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[[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonZero Season Zero]] | [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonThree '''[[Funny/DreamSMPSeasonThree Season Three]] | "Tales Tales From the SMP"]]]]
SMP]]]]'''
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-->'''Karl:''' [The villagers] are now realizing they're being used! Could it be in the name of Satan? Or it could be in the name of content in Karl's stream. They don't know.
-->'''Robin (played by Tubbo):''' No difference!
-->'''Robin (played by Tubbo):''' No difference!
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-->'''Karl:''' [The villagers] are now realizing they're being used! Could it be in the name of Satan? Or it could be in the name of content in Karl's stream. They don't know.
-->'''Robinknow.\\
'''Robin (played by Tubbo):''' No difference!
-->'''Robin
'''Robin (played by Tubbo):''' No difference!
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-->'''Karl:''' In a vote of 5-1, you'll never guess who just got voted out. Quackity--\\
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-->'''Karl:''' In a vote of 5-1, you'll never guess who just got voted out. Quackity--\\Quackity-\\
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* After seeing Drew's antics, Sir Billiam tries to get the butler to throw him out. Drew responds by threatening to [[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough]] [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic on them]], sending everyone running.
** Sir Billiam then commands the butler to slip him poison:
-->'''Drew:''' If I drink this, what exactly is gonna happen to me?
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' Well ideally, [[BrutalHonesty you will die.]]
** Sir Billiam then commands the butler to slip him poison:
-->'''Drew:''' If I drink this, what exactly is gonna happen to me?
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' Well ideally, [[BrutalHonesty you will die.]]
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* After seeing Drew's antics, Sir Billiam tries to get the butler to throw him out. Drew responds by threatening to [[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough]] [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic on them]], sending everyone running. \n[[note]]However, since Sir Billiam can be heard screaming that Drew had 'consumption', it's likely that the in-universe explanation for this would be everyone believing Drew to have tuberculosis.[[/note]]
** Sir Billiam then commands the butler to sliphim Drew poison:
-->'''Drew:''' --->'''Drew:''' If I drink this, what exactly is gonna happen to me?
-->'''Sirme?\\
'''Sir Billiam:''' Well ideally, [[BrutalHonesty you will die.]]
** Sir Billiam then commands the butler to slip
-->'''Sir
'''Sir Billiam:''' Well ideally, [[BrutalHonesty you will die.]]
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-->'''Sir Billiam:''' Ah, finally. The poison. Here, drink that.
-->'''Drew:''' Now why would I do such a thing? I ain't never heard of no drink called-
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ''(cutting him off)'' It's high in vitamin B.
-->'''Drew:''' What does the B in vitamin B stand for?
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' '''''BROKE'''''.
-->'''Drew:''' Now why would I do such a thing? I ain't never heard of no drink called-
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ''(cutting him off)'' It's high in vitamin B.
-->'''Drew:''' What does the B in vitamin B stand for?
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' '''''BROKE'''''.
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-->'''Drew:'''
'''Drew:''' Now why would I do such a thing? I ain't never heard of no drink
-->'''Sir
'''Sir Billiam:''' ''(cutting him off)'' It's high in vitamin
-->'''Drew:'''
'''Drew:''' What does the B in vitamin B stand
-->'''Sir
'''Sir Billiam:'''
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-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the wife?
-->'''James:''' ..Divorced.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the family?
-->'''James:''' Gone.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's hard to talk to you.
-->'''James:''' ..Divorced.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the family?
-->'''James:''' Gone.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's hard to talk to you.
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-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the wife?
-->'''James:''' ..Divorced.
-->'''Sirwife?\\
'''James:''' ..Divorced.\\
'''Sir Billiam:''' How's thefamily?
-->'''James:''' Gone.
-->'''Sirfamily?\\
'''James:''' Gone.\\
'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's hard to talk to you.
-->'''James:''' ..Divorced.
-->'''Sir
'''James:''' ..Divorced.\\
'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the
-->'''James:''' Gone.
-->'''Sir
'''James:''' Gone.\\
'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's hard to talk to you.
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-->'''John:''' I don't think I spent that much money [on opening the saloon], I think it's just 'cause of your gambling addiction, if I'm totally honest.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...-]
-->'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...-]
-->'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
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-->'''John:''' I don't think I spent that much money [on opening the saloon], I think it's just 'cause of your gambling addiction, if I'm totally honest.
-->'''Percy:'''honest.\\
'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...-]
-->'''John:'''-]\\
'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multipletimes.
-->'''Percy:'''times.\\
'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
-->'''Percy:'''
'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...
-->'''John:'''
'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple
-->'''Percy:'''
'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
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--->'''Percy:''' Really?
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-range criminal.
--->'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]
--->'''Crops:''' I clean up the town.
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-range criminal.
--->'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]
--->'''Crops:''' I clean up the town.
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
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--->'''Percy:''' Really?
--->'''SheriffReally?\\
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-rangecriminal.
--->'''Percy:'''criminal.\\
'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan childwent?]]
--->'''Crops:'''went?]]\\
'''Crops:''' I clean up thetown.
--->'''Sherifftown.\\
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
--->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-range
--->'''Percy:'''
'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child
--->'''Crops:'''
'''Crops:''' I clean up the
--->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
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-->'''Karl:''' ''(instructing the two duelists to prepare for the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]])'' Alright, turn around.
-->'''Jack:''' Unless you wanna keep starin'.
-->'''Karl:''' He doesn't like--
-->'''Mason:''' I think he likes lookin' at ya.
-->'''Karl:''' ''(from the bridge)'' You guys are so far to decide.
-->'''Mason:''' I mean, [[AmbiguouslyGay I like lookin' at ya]].
-->'''Jack:''' Unless you wanna keep starin'.
-->'''Karl:''' He doesn't like--
-->'''Mason:''' I think he likes lookin' at ya.
-->'''Karl:''' ''(from the bridge)'' You guys are so far to decide.
-->'''Mason:''' I mean, [[AmbiguouslyGay I like lookin' at ya]].
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-->'''Karl:''' ''(instructing the two duelists to prepare for the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]])'' Alright, turn around.
-->'''Jack:'''around.\\
'''Jack:''' Unless you wanna keepstarin'.
-->'''Karl:'''starin'.\\
'''Karl:''' He doesn'tlike--
-->'''Mason:'''like-\\
'''Mason:''' I think he likes lookin' atya.
-->'''Karl:'''ya.\\
'''Karl:''' ''(from the bridge)'' You guys are so far todecide.
-->'''Mason:'''decide.\\
'''Mason:''' I mean, [[AmbiguouslyGay I like lookin' at ya]].
-->'''Jack:'''
'''Jack:''' Unless you wanna keep
-->'''Karl:'''
'''Karl:''' He doesn't
-->'''Mason:'''
'''Mason:''' I think he likes lookin' at
-->'''Karl:'''
'''Karl:''' ''(from the bridge)'' You guys are so far to
-->'''Mason:'''
'''Mason:''' I mean, [[AmbiguouslyGay I like lookin' at ya]].
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-->'''Karl:''' You want my full name?
-->'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl ''what''?
-->'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
-->'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl ''what''?
-->'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
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-->'''Karl:''' You want my full name?
-->'''Mason:'''name?\\
'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl''what''?
-->'''Karl:'''''what''?\\
'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
-->'''Mason:'''
'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl
-->'''Karl:'''
'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
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** Sir Billiam would continue to try in different ways to get rid of Drew through the night, eventually culminating in this gem that causes everyone to corpse:[[{{Corpsing}} corpse]]:
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* After seeing Drew's antics, Sir Billiam tries to get the butler to throw him out. Drew responds by threatening to [[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough on them]], sending everyone running.
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* After seeing Drew's antics, Sir Billiam tries to get the butler to throw him out. Drew responds by threatening to [[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough cough]] [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic on them]], sending everyone running. running.
** Sir Billiam then commands the butler to slip him poison:
-->'''Drew:''' If I drink this, what exactly is gonna happen to me?
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' Well ideally, [[BrutalHonesty you will die.]]
** Sir Billiam would continue to try in different ways to get rid of Drew through the night, eventually culminating in this gem that causes everyone to corpse:
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' Ah, finally. The poison. Here, drink that.
-->'''Drew:''' Now why would I do such a thing? I ain't never heard of no drink called-
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ''(cutting him off)'' It's high in vitamin B.
-->'''Drew:''' What does the B in vitamin B stand for?
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' '''''BROKE'''''.
** Sir Billiam then commands the butler to slip him poison:
-->'''Drew:''' If I drink this, what exactly is gonna happen to me?
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' Well ideally, [[BrutalHonesty you will die.]]
** Sir Billiam would continue to try in different ways to get rid of Drew through the night, eventually culminating in this gem that causes everyone to corpse:
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' Ah, finally. The poison. Here, drink that.
-->'''Drew:''' Now why would I do such a thing? I ain't never heard of no drink called-
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ''(cutting him off)'' It's high in vitamin B.
-->'''Drew:''' What does the B in vitamin B stand for?
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' '''''BROKE'''''.
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!!!The Town That Never Was
!!!The Village that Went Mad
* At the start of the stream, Helga introduces herself to have "lots of intercourse" with her husband, who smacks her in response. Then Karl has ''this'' to say:
-->'''Karl:''' [[GoshDarnItToHeck Bad]], explain your character other than '[[BlackComedy person that beats up their wife]]'.
* Helga, the wife of Jimmy the mayor, offering every man in the village her [[SexualEuphemism dunderhead services.]][[labelnote:*]] 'Dunderhead' is often used by [[GoshDangItToHeck BadBoyHalo]] as a replacement to curse words.
* Karl has some interesting things to say about each of the residents of the town gaining roles in the Town of Salem roleplay.
-->'''Karl:''' [The villagers] are now realizing they're being used! Could it be in the name of Satan? Or it could be in the name of content in Karl's stream. They don't know.
-->'''Robin (played by Tubbo):''' No difference!
* In the non-canonical practice round, someone is voted to die by a near-universal consensus.
-->'''Karl:''' In a vote of 5-1, you'll never guess who just got voted out. Quackity--\\
'''Helga (played by Quackity):''' Who got voted out?\\
'''Karl:''' Helga! More like ''Hell-dweller''! Begone! ''(shoves her into the prison to be executed)''\\
'''Helga:''' I'm gonna give Satan some dunderheads!
* Helga received [[EnsembleDarkHorse so much popularity in the fandom]] after the practice round that she was Trending #2 on Twitter, before the first day was even over in the canon round. What makes this funny is that Karl felt the need to point this out as the InteractiveNarrator.
* Helga couldn't decide whose house she should stay in for the night, so she barged into Miles' house. Cue a small fistfight between the two as Miles tried to remove the town whore from his house.
-->'''Helga:''' I want to stay with you!\\
'''Miles:''' Go somewhere else!
[[/labelnote]]
!!!The Beach Episode
* At the start of the episode, Dream, Sapnap, and Ranboo try to play beach volleyball using [=BadBoyHalo=] ''as'' the ball.
* Karl and George try to rally everyone else to gather at the back of the pirate ship to read the first clue, but struggle for a few moments to find the proper terminology. For the record, the word they were looking for is "stern", the stern of the ship.
* Dream and George halting the episode multiple times by trying to kill each other.
!!!The Lost City of Mizu
!!!The Masquerade
* The contrast in names of the original characters. [[AerithAndBob Compare]] James, Lord Sebastian, and Karl to Sir Billiam III, Lyaria, and [[OverlyLongName Oliver Argachtenshire Spitzeliest Cumbucket.]]
** After the group has gathered in the foyer, everyone in fancy dress and with their best posh accents, they're getting ready to start the party. Then a man runs in, wearing only a speedo with another speedo as a mask, shouts in a heavy Texan accent that he's here for the nudist party, and introduces himself as "[[TheProblemWithPenIsland Drew P. Wiener]]".
* After seeing Drew's antics, Sir Billiam tries to get the butler to throw him out. Drew responds by threatening to [[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough on them]], sending everyone running.
* This exchange when Sir Billiam tries to catch up with his old friend, James:
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the wife?
-->'''James:''' ..Divorced.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the family?
-->'''James:''' Gone.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's hard to talk to you.
* When Sir Billiam requests everyone to empty out their pockets, the butler inexplicably starts throwing out buckets of milk. As in, more milk than should be able to fit in his inventory.
* Sir Billiam requests at one point for Drew to spell "economy". Drew obliges, [[MisspellingOutLoud starting with A...]] and then falls silent, eventually giving up and retreating. Karl [[{{Corpsing}} ends up giggling]] halfway through, and Sir Billiam has to restrain from laughing as he sarcastically compliments Drew, [[InsultBackfire who thanks him in return]].
* At this fancy ball filled with rich aristocrats, all the attendees sit down and start playing ''Duck, Duck, Goose''.
** During the game, Lyaria, Oliver, and Sir Billiam outright [[SlobsVersusSnobs refuse to touch Drew]]. Oliver even groans in disgust when Drew so much as sits next to him.
!!!The Wild West
* A RunningGag throughout the episode is someone running into a thorny bush on the side of the road, whether it be one of the townspeople or a bandit on his horse.
* Karl tries to threaten the bandits into leaving John John alone by flapping a trapdoor and going into the "swimming position" under it.
* The fact that the bandits, the main antagonists of the episode, are known as the ''"Democrat Haters"''. Even Karl the content creator had to stop himself from {{corpsing}} in the livestream when he heard it.
** It gets even funnier in hindsight when you realize that the Democrats were the ''[[ArtisticLicenseHistory conservatives]]'' during the era of the Wild West.
* The leader of the bandits then introduces himself as "Jack Kanoff". Now read his name [[ADateWithRosiePalms quickly]].
* When Jack Kanoff claims that he's not leaving the saloon without the money he came there for, Karl retorts, "I think you are". Jack Kanoff immediately replies, "Okay", and ''walks right out of the saloon obediently''. Some might even wonder if he was having a gay moment right there.
* Apparently, [[NoodleIncident the last time]] someone played poker in John John's saloon, [[GamblingBrawl three guys got shot]] and the fourth person [[DestinationDefenestration went right out a window]].
* John John and Percy have a very intense conversation about the latter's gambling addiction and ability (or lack thereof) to play card games.
-->'''John:''' I don't think I spent that much money [on opening the saloon], I think it's just 'cause of your gambling addiction, if I'm totally honest.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...-]
-->'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
* The Sheriff doesn't recognize Karl or trust outsiders of the town, so he pulls out a gun on him. Karl tries to convince John John to lie to him that he had always lived in the basement of the saloon, but John John doesn't oblige. Instead, he [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney passes a gold coin]] to the Sheriff, who takes it and replies, "[[DirtyCop Very good]]".
* When Crops is seen holding the head of the reverend/priest of the town, Sheriff Sherman Thompson laments that he had only let the known cannibal out of the prison for eight hours in the night.
** Later, the Sheriff also explains that he lets Crops roam the town because they didn't have the money to feed him.
--->'''Percy:''' Really?
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-range criminal.
--->'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]
--->'''Crops:''' I clean up the town.
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
* In William's shop, John John notices that the leads were put in a format that made them look like the numbers [[LOL69 "6" and "9"]]. Michael then adds that he does it with his wife a lot.
* At the shooting range, Percy shoots Michael in return for the latter killing his pet Banking Bee.
-->'''Percy:''' MY REVENGE!
* After putting up [[AudienceParticipation a poll for the audience]] to vote on the third duelist against the bandits, Karl claims that 72% of his brain wanted Crops to participate in the middle duel.
* Percy giving Crops full permission to eat him if he dies.
* Karl tries to convince the bandits into fighting duels fairly.
-->''"I know you guys are killers and robbers and... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Republicans]], but you also have moral integrity."''
* Jack Kanoff naming anything and everything a Democrat or related to "Democrat dark magic", from the thorny bush that he rode his horse into, to Connor for [[{{Blooper}} mysteriously disappearing]], to the time of day suddenly changing to high noon.
* What Karl tells Connor before his DuelToTheDeath against the Sheriff.
-->'''Karl:''' I have a feeling you're gonna die pretty quick. One would say you [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog gotta go fast]].
* Connor's last conversation with his fellow bandits.
-->'''Connor:''' Boys, I'm gonna do this for you, for the boys, y'all been good friends to me, and I'm gonna represent ya here.\\
'''Jack:''' Lmao\\
''(Everyone else starts {{corpsing}})''\\
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Is that French?
** Jack and Mason then proceed to talk about bandit conlang (read: [[AnachronismStew emoticons]] like ":D", "XD", and "uwu"). Needless to say, Karl [[{{Corpsing}} almost chokes on his drink]] listening to them.
* This conversation before Crops and Jack's duel:
-->'''Karl:''' ''(instructing the two duelists to prepare for the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]])'' Alright, turn around.
-->'''Jack:''' Unless you wanna keep starin'.
-->'''Karl:''' He doesn't like--
-->'''Mason:''' I think he likes lookin' at ya.
-->'''Karl:''' ''(from the bridge)'' You guys are so far to decide.
-->'''Mason:''' I mean, [[AmbiguouslyGay I like lookin' at ya]].
* When Jack apparently grabs Crops by the hips before the duel, the Sheriff vocally states that he "[[ThirdWheel don't wanna live on this planet no more]]".
* Speaking of the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]], Crops turns around and shoots Jack on 6.
* Before Mason and John's duel, Karl tells Mason that he's ugly and all his friends are dead, and that he might as well [[DrivenToSuicide shoot himself]]... and quickly clarifies that it's in the video game.
* When John is shot to death, the townspeople were quick to mourn his death, but the Sheriff also asks why he had 63 anvils, and Karl asks why he had 64 buckets of milk... and they proceed to throw ''stacks upon stacks of milk'' out of their inventories.
* Karl tells Mason his full name when he asks for it before their duel.
-->'''Karl:''' You want my full name?
-->'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl ''what''?
-->'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
** Mason eventually gets into a milk-drinking contest against Sheriff Sherman Thompson when the latter thinks he's disrespecting John John's memory by drinking the milk he prepared, with their motivations being 'revenge' for their respective "loved ones" that have been killed in the duels.
!!!The Haunted Mansion
!!!The Pit
* Porkius is quite insistent that the gladiators would only be knocked out and not killed at the end of their duels, which eventually culminates into ''this'' line:
-->''"THROW HIM TO THE WOLVES WHERE THEY WILL TEAR HIM-- unconscious."''
* A RunningGag is Porkius VII complaining about the layout of the coliseum, going as far as to threaten to have five architects executed for it. Karl's response is that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint there were only three architects for the coliseum in question]], so Porkius adds that he would have their ''firstborns'' killed as well.
* Before the fourth preliminary match, Karl and Porkius manage to go [[EpicFail the complete wrong way]] to the royal box from the cellar. Karl then falls into the water in the arena when failing to parkour over the flame cauldrons.
** During their journey to the royal box, Porkius points out that most of the coliseum audience is [[GogglesDoNothing wearing goggles]], and wonders if it is a dress code.
** When Karl is asked to pick out the audience member who looks the worst, he chooses a blond person wearing a [[NiceHat green and white striped hat]]. Porkius claims that he is a 6/10. Karl responds that the person in question reminds him of [[{{LetsPlay/Philza}} someone where he lives]], and proceeds to call the person a copycat.
* Just before the semi-finals, Karl asks Porkius if he could put the [[ItMakesSenseInContext rabbits in the arena]] back into their cages. Porkius' reaction was to [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty fill the arena with lava]]. He then adds that the arena [[CrossesTheLineTwice smells good]].
* During the 1v1v1 semi-final between Bartholomew, Ran, and Grievous, Porkius attempts to make the match more exciting by activating "faceplant mode". This causes ''everyone'', [[EpicFail including Porkius and Karl]], to go into the mode. It took several minutes to fix this.
* Watson tempting [[TheAlcoholic Bartholomew]] back into the cage -- where Karl was gathering the people who lost their matches and are out of the running to become the general -- with root beer.
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!!!The Town That Never Was
!!!The Village that Went Mad
* At the start of the stream, Helga introduces herself to have "lots of intercourse" with her husband, who smacks her in response. Then Karl has ''this'' to say:
-->'''Karl:''' [[GoshDarnItToHeck Bad]], explain your character other than '[[BlackComedy person that beats up their wife]]'.
* Helga, the wife of Jimmy the mayor, offering every man in the village her [[SexualEuphemism dunderhead services.]][[labelnote:*]] 'Dunderhead' is often used by [[GoshDangItToHeck BadBoyHalo]] as a replacement to curse words.
* Karl has some interesting things to say about each of the residents of the town gaining roles in the Town of Salem roleplay.
-->'''Karl:''' [The villagers] are now realizing they're being used! Could it be in the name of Satan? Or it could be in the name of content in Karl's stream. They don't know.
-->'''Robin (played by Tubbo):''' No difference!
* In the non-canonical practice round, someone is voted to die by a near-universal consensus.
-->'''Karl:''' In a vote of 5-1, you'll never guess who just got voted out. Quackity--\\
'''Helga (played by Quackity):''' Who got voted out?\\
'''Karl:''' Helga! More like ''Hell-dweller''! Begone! ''(shoves her into the prison to be executed)''\\
'''Helga:''' I'm gonna give Satan some dunderheads!
* Helga received [[EnsembleDarkHorse so much popularity in the fandom]] after the practice round that she was Trending #2 on Twitter, before the first day was even over in the canon round. What makes this funny is that Karl felt the need to point this out as the InteractiveNarrator.
* Helga couldn't decide whose house she should stay in for the night, so she barged into Miles' house. Cue a small fistfight between the two as Miles tried to remove the town whore from his house.
-->'''Helga:''' I want to stay with you!\\
'''Miles:''' Go somewhere else!
[[/labelnote]]
!!!The Beach Episode
* At the start of the episode, Dream, Sapnap, and Ranboo try to play beach volleyball using [=BadBoyHalo=] ''as'' the ball.
* Karl and George try to rally everyone else to gather at the back of the pirate ship to read the first clue, but struggle for a few moments to find the proper terminology. For the record, the word they were looking for is "stern", the stern of the ship.
* Dream and George halting the episode multiple times by trying to kill each other.
!!!The Lost City of Mizu
!!!The Masquerade
* The contrast in names of the original characters. [[AerithAndBob Compare]] James, Lord Sebastian, and Karl to Sir Billiam III, Lyaria, and [[OverlyLongName Oliver Argachtenshire Spitzeliest Cumbucket.]]
** After the group has gathered in the foyer, everyone in fancy dress and with their best posh accents, they're getting ready to start the party. Then a man runs in, wearing only a speedo with another speedo as a mask, shouts in a heavy Texan accent that he's here for the nudist party, and introduces himself as "[[TheProblemWithPenIsland Drew P. Wiener]]".
* After seeing Drew's antics, Sir Billiam tries to get the butler to throw him out. Drew responds by threatening to [[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough on them]], sending everyone running.
* This exchange when Sir Billiam tries to catch up with his old friend, James:
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the wife?
-->'''James:''' ..Divorced.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the family?
-->'''James:''' Gone.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's hard to talk to you.
* When Sir Billiam requests everyone to empty out their pockets, the butler inexplicably starts throwing out buckets of milk. As in, more milk than should be able to fit in his inventory.
* Sir Billiam requests at one point for Drew to spell "economy". Drew obliges, [[MisspellingOutLoud starting with A...]] and then falls silent, eventually giving up and retreating. Karl [[{{Corpsing}} ends up giggling]] halfway through, and Sir Billiam has to restrain from laughing as he sarcastically compliments Drew, [[InsultBackfire who thanks him in return]].
* At this fancy ball filled with rich aristocrats, all the attendees sit down and start playing ''Duck, Duck, Goose''.
** During the game, Lyaria, Oliver, and Sir Billiam outright [[SlobsVersusSnobs refuse to touch Drew]]. Oliver even groans in disgust when Drew so much as sits next to him.
!!!The Wild West
* A RunningGag throughout the episode is someone running into a thorny bush on the side of the road, whether it be one of the townspeople or a bandit on his horse.
* Karl tries to threaten the bandits into leaving John John alone by flapping a trapdoor and going into the "swimming position" under it.
* The fact that the bandits, the main antagonists of the episode, are known as the ''"Democrat Haters"''. Even Karl the content creator had to stop himself from {{corpsing}} in the livestream when he heard it.
** It gets even funnier in hindsight when you realize that the Democrats were the ''[[ArtisticLicenseHistory conservatives]]'' during the era of the Wild West.
* The leader of the bandits then introduces himself as "Jack Kanoff". Now read his name [[ADateWithRosiePalms quickly]].
* When Jack Kanoff claims that he's not leaving the saloon without the money he came there for, Karl retorts, "I think you are". Jack Kanoff immediately replies, "Okay", and ''walks right out of the saloon obediently''. Some might even wonder if he was having a gay moment right there.
* Apparently, [[NoodleIncident the last time]] someone played poker in John John's saloon, [[GamblingBrawl three guys got shot]] and the fourth person [[DestinationDefenestration went right out a window]].
* John John and Percy have a very intense conversation about the latter's gambling addiction and ability (or lack thereof) to play card games.
-->'''John:''' I don't think I spent that much money [on opening the saloon], I think it's just 'cause of your gambling addiction, if I'm totally honest.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...-]
-->'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
* The Sheriff doesn't recognize Karl or trust outsiders of the town, so he pulls out a gun on him. Karl tries to convince John John to lie to him that he had always lived in the basement of the saloon, but John John doesn't oblige. Instead, he [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney passes a gold coin]] to the Sheriff, who takes it and replies, "[[DirtyCop Very good]]".
* When Crops is seen holding the head of the reverend/priest of the town, Sheriff Sherman Thompson laments that he had only let the known cannibal out of the prison for eight hours in the night.
** Later, the Sheriff also explains that he lets Crops roam the town because they didn't have the money to feed him.
--->'''Percy:''' Really?
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-range criminal.
--->'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]
--->'''Crops:''' I clean up the town.
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
* In William's shop, John John notices that the leads were put in a format that made them look like the numbers [[LOL69 "6" and "9"]]. Michael then adds that he does it with his wife a lot.
* At the shooting range, Percy shoots Michael in return for the latter killing his pet Banking Bee.
-->'''Percy:''' MY REVENGE!
* After putting up [[AudienceParticipation a poll for the audience]] to vote on the third duelist against the bandits, Karl claims that 72% of his brain wanted Crops to participate in the middle duel.
* Percy giving Crops full permission to eat him if he dies.
* Karl tries to convince the bandits into fighting duels fairly.
-->''"I know you guys are killers and robbers and... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Republicans]], but you also have moral integrity."''
* Jack Kanoff naming anything and everything a Democrat or related to "Democrat dark magic", from the thorny bush that he rode his horse into, to Connor for [[{{Blooper}} mysteriously disappearing]], to the time of day suddenly changing to high noon.
* What Karl tells Connor before his DuelToTheDeath against the Sheriff.
-->'''Karl:''' I have a feeling you're gonna die pretty quick. One would say you [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog gotta go fast]].
* Connor's last conversation with his fellow bandits.
-->'''Connor:''' Boys, I'm gonna do this for you, for the boys, y'all been good friends to me, and I'm gonna represent ya here.\\
'''Jack:''' Lmao\\
''(Everyone else starts {{corpsing}})''\\
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Is that French?
** Jack and Mason then proceed to talk about bandit conlang (read: [[AnachronismStew emoticons]] like ":D", "XD", and "uwu"). Needless to say, Karl [[{{Corpsing}} almost chokes on his drink]] listening to them.
* This conversation before Crops and Jack's duel:
-->'''Karl:''' ''(instructing the two duelists to prepare for the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]])'' Alright, turn around.
-->'''Jack:''' Unless you wanna keep starin'.
-->'''Karl:''' He doesn't like--
-->'''Mason:''' I think he likes lookin' at ya.
-->'''Karl:''' ''(from the bridge)'' You guys are so far to decide.
-->'''Mason:''' I mean, [[AmbiguouslyGay I like lookin' at ya]].
* When Jack apparently grabs Crops by the hips before the duel, the Sheriff vocally states that he "[[ThirdWheel don't wanna live on this planet no more]]".
* Speaking of the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]], Crops turns around and shoots Jack on 6.
* Before Mason and John's duel, Karl tells Mason that he's ugly and all his friends are dead, and that he might as well [[DrivenToSuicide shoot himself]]... and quickly clarifies that it's in the video game.
* When John is shot to death, the townspeople were quick to mourn his death, but the Sheriff also asks why he had 63 anvils, and Karl asks why he had 64 buckets of milk... and they proceed to throw ''stacks upon stacks of milk'' out of their inventories.
* Karl tells Mason his full name when he asks for it before their duel.
-->'''Karl:''' You want my full name?
-->'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl ''what''?
-->'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
** Mason eventually gets into a milk-drinking contest against Sheriff Sherman Thompson when the latter thinks he's disrespecting John John's memory by drinking the milk he prepared, with their motivations being 'revenge' for their respective "loved ones" that have been killed in the duels.
!!!The Haunted Mansion
!!!The Pit
* Porkius is quite insistent that the gladiators would only be knocked out and not killed at the end of their duels, which eventually culminates into ''this'' line:
-->''"THROW HIM TO THE WOLVES WHERE THEY WILL TEAR HIM-- unconscious."''
* A RunningGag is Porkius VII complaining about the layout of the coliseum, going as far as to threaten to have five architects executed for it. Karl's response is that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint there were only three architects for the coliseum in question]], so Porkius adds that he would have their ''firstborns'' killed as well.
* Before the fourth preliminary match, Karl and Porkius manage to go [[EpicFail the complete wrong way]] to the royal box from the cellar. Karl then falls into the water in the arena when failing to parkour over the flame cauldrons.
** During their journey to the royal box, Porkius points out that most of the coliseum audience is [[GogglesDoNothing wearing goggles]], and wonders if it is a dress code.
** When Karl is asked to pick out the audience member who looks the worst, he chooses a blond person wearing a [[NiceHat green and white striped hat]]. Porkius claims that he is a 6/10. Karl responds that the person in question reminds him of [[{{LetsPlay/Philza}} someone where he lives]], and proceeds to call the person a copycat.
* Just before the semi-finals, Karl asks Porkius if he could put the [[ItMakesSenseInContext rabbits in the arena]] back into their cages. Porkius' reaction was to [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty fill the arena with lava]]. He then adds that the arena [[CrossesTheLineTwice smells good]].
* During the 1v1v1 semi-final between Bartholomew, Ran, and Grievous, Porkius attempts to make the match more exciting by activating "faceplant mode". This causes ''everyone'', [[EpicFail including Porkius and Karl]], to go into the mode. It took several minutes to fix this.
* Watson tempting [[TheAlcoholic Bartholomew]] back into the cage -- where Karl was gathering the people who lost their matches and are out of the running to become the general -- with root beer.
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