History Funny / DragonsDen

--->'''Husband:''' ''(walking towards the Sharks, holding a tray of samples)'' Would you like to try it?\\

*** Only a few of the Sharks actually taste the ice cream. Their reaction is about what you'd expect, especially towards the bacon flavor.
** Robert uses his sample to lure Lyca over and lets her sit in his chair. [[TheComicallySerious Lori]] absentmindedly pets Lyca as the couple speak.
** When Lyca tries to get off the chair and return to her owners, Robert picks her up so she can't leave yet. Lyca struggles in his arms for a bit before Robert accidentally drops her. All the sharks start laughing, except Robert, who runs after Lyca and apologizes to her.

** When the couple confirms that Quippy is 14 years-old, Kevin half-jokingly estimates that Quippy has only 24 months left in him and asks the couple if they have a "back-up Bear". Then Robert drops Lyca.\\
'''Kevin:''' Forget the Bear! Robert's killing the Rat!
*** Whoever edited this segment must've been amused too, because the build-up to Robert dropping Lyca is accompanied by a drumroll.

-->'''Kevin:''' Forget the Bear! Robert's killing the Rat!

** When the couple confirms that Quippy is 14 years-old, Kevin half-jokingly estimates that Quippy has only 24 months left in him and asks the couple if they have a "back-up Bear". Then Robert drops Lyca.

--->'''Husband:''' ''(walking towards the Sharks, holding a tray of samples)'' Would you like to try it?
--->'''Mark:''' ''(grimacing)'' [[NoJustNoReaction ...No.]]
\\*** Only a few of the Sharks actually taste the ice cream. Their reaction is about what you'd expect, especially towards the bacon flavor.

--->'''Mark:''' ''(grimacing)'' [[NoJustNoReaction ...No.]]\\
*** Only a few of the Sharks actually taste the ice cream. Their reaction is about what you'd expect, especially towards the bacon flavor.

--->'''Mark:''' ''(grimacing)'' [[NoJustNoReaction ...No.]]
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-->'''Husband:''' ''(walking towards the Sharks, holding a tray of samples)'' Would you like to try it?
-->'''Mark:''' ''(grimacing)'' [[NoJustNoReaction ...No.]]

* In ''Shark Tank'', the American version, one pitch has a couple selling ice-cream for dogs. [[{{Adorkable}} Robert Herjavec]] lures one of the dogs over with the ice-cream, and lets it sit in his chair. [[TheComicallySerious Lori Greiner]] absentmindedly pets it as the couple speak.
** And then, later, Robert actually drops the dog. All the sharks start laughing - except Robert, who runs over and apologises to it.
** So much of Robert Herjavec's adorkability actually fits in to this category. One episode has a party business that holds a mock party for Mark's upcoming birthday; Mark doesn't really care, but Robert cheerfully wears the complimentary shark-fin hats for the entire pitch.

** In one episode, a mother and daughter pair were pitching "Wicked Good Cupcakes", homemade cupcakes stored in jars that can be bought at a local bakery or mail-ordered. Almost all of the Sharks (minus Kevin who ended up investing) had business-related reasons for not wanting to invest; Robert isn't much of a dessert person, Lori isn't a fan of the product's two-week shelf-life, and Mark isn't familiar with the dessert industry. Daymond's reason? He loves the product too much and is afraid he'll pack on the pounds if he invests in it.

-->'''Daymond:''' Thank you. ({{Beat}})[[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Sorry, I was thinking out loud there]]

* In ''Shark Tank'', the American version, there was "I Want to Draw a Cat for You" a service that provides custom cat drawings. It is so ridiculous that it goes all the way back to making sense. Even the man pitching the idea proudly admits [[SelfDeprecation that its stupid]]. And yet, he actually managed to score a deal with Mark.

* In ''Shark Tank'', the American version, there was "I Want to Draw a Cat for You" a service that provides custom cat drawings. It is so ridiculous that it goes all the way back to making sense. Even the man pitching the. idea proudly admits that its stupid. And yet, he actually managed to score a deal with Mark.

* In ''Shark Tank'', the American version, there was "I Want to Draw a Cat for You" a service that provides custom cat drawings. It is so ridiculous that it goes all the way back to making sense. And the entrepreneur actually managed to score a deal with Mark.

* During the season 4 finale finale of Shark Tank, the show has a crossover with ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' by having Dr. Doofenshmirtz pitching his "[[ShrinkRay Shrinkinator]]" for $500,000 in exchange for 1% equity. Unfortunately, due to Doofenshmirtz accidentally hitting the self-destruct button and having NoPlansNoPrototypeNoBackup, he left with nothing, though he did find his "golden goose" in selling t-shirts. And throughout all of this, the Sharks managed to keep a straight face.

* In the U.S version, Dr. Doofenshmirtz from ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' is featured on one episode as an extra at the end. HilarityEnsues as he tries to find a way to get the Sharks to endorse selling one of his -inators.

-->'''Daymond:''' Thank you. {{Beat}}. [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Sorry, I was thinking out loud there]]

** Season 9 ep 2 had a pitch for an inflatable bed...in a car. It was amusing enough when Theo got in, but it was even more hilarious with the addition of the 6ft 7inch Peter Jones. The Dragons were all in such hysterics that it got to the point that Evan Davis decided to remind the viewers that at the end of the day, the bottom line's all that matters to the Dragons.

-->'''Peter Jones:''' Who's your favourite dragon?\\

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVGmP6QlufY UV Body Sculpture]] pitch, and watching the dragons get increasingly frustrated as they have to almost beat the information out of the entrepreneur, who has ''nothing'' but a sheet of paper that he thinks some people might possibly want to buy. Duncan has to get up and do his demonstration for him, Deborah tries in vain to get any sort of business idea out of him, and then...

*** In the same pitch, the entrepreneurs hand out product samples to the Sharks. [[BigEater Mark]] quickly burns through two samples and even tries to get a bite of Daymond’s sample. It doesn’t work.
*** Robert, not being a dessert person, doesn’t eat his sample. Cue Mark asking for it and the Sharks casually passing it down to him since he and Robert are on opposite sides of the panel.

** Debbie Weaver from ''Series/TheNeighbors'' goes on ''Shark Tank'' to pitch a handbag invention. Unfortunately, she brings Larry with her and, between her lousy invention and Larry's disruptiveness, the pitch is a disaster. So much so that Kevin O'Leary declares himself out before saying "I'm coming back in so I can say 'I'm out' again!".

-->'''James Caan:''' What have you got a patent for? \\

* Series 4 of the Canadian version: Arlene asking Bruce [=McBirney=] if his Cure-All Water [[DeadpanSnarker cured insanity]].

** In one episode, a mother and daughter pair were pitching “Wicked Good Cupcakes”, homemade cupcakes stored in jars that can be bought at a local bakery or mail-ordered. Almost all of the Sharks (minus Kevin who ended up investing) had business-related reasons for not wanting to invest; Robert isn’t much of a dessert person, Lori isn’t a fan of the product’s two-week shelf-life, and Mark isn’t familiar with the dessert industry. Desmond’s reason? He loves the product too much and is afraid he’ll pack on the pounds if he invests in it.
*** In the same pitch, the entrepreneurs hand out product samples to the Sharks. [[BigEater Mark]] quickly burns through two samples and even tries to get a bite of Desmond’s sample. It doesn’t work.