History Funny / DrHavocsDiary

* Havoc contact the UN while in Starbucks. HilarityEnsues.

!!The Show

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* The entirety of the ParentsWalkInAtTheWorstTime scene.

-->'''Kim:''' Oh yeah! Have they ''not'' explained on how they let ''our'' 16-year-old daughter, have sex with ''his'' (Brock's) [[spoiler:two-year-old clone?!]]

* Dr. Havoc accidentally throwing his date out of the car thanks to an EjectionSeat button.

* [[spoiler:Havoc shooting his nipple off [[BrickJoke after all]] thanks to the pen gun.]]

* [[spoiler:The Brock clone running out of the lab, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]]. And with Havoc's gun.]]

* {{Two Words|Added Emphasis}}: [[spoiler:Captain [[GooGooGodLike Baby!]]]]

* [[spoiler:Havoc blowing up Jaydyn anyway.]]

* Havoc's {{overly long|Gag}} StunnedSilence when [[spoiler:Kim tells him that Brock may be Ally's real father]]. Kim even has to say his name a couple of times before he can snap out of it. The 12-second moment is pictured above.

* [[spoiler:Frank, Kim's shitty boss, [[KickTheSonOfABitch getting shot.]]]]

* [[spoiler:Havoc and his Henchmen being ecstatic over capturing Brock... until it turns out that they captured the Brock clone instead (who has the mentality of a 2-year-old, by the way). How was it obvious? The Henchmen found him fighting a raccoon behind a dumpster at a Taco Bell.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Clone Brock]]:''' [[BabyTalk Angwy]] cat wanted my taco.
* [[spoiler:Henchman Kyle revealing that Clone Brock [[PottyFailure shit himself]] on the way over to Havoc's lair.]]
* [[spoiler:Brock almost instantly bonding with his clone, considering him to be his son (much to Havoc's dismay).]]
* [[spoiler:[[EpicFail Brock trying to give his clone a piggyback ride.]] Considering how Clone Brock has the ''exact'' same body as his original counterpart, [[RealityEnsues well...]]]]

* Kim's StunnedSilence when Ally[[spoiler:!Havoc]] roasts her over the phone.

** [[spoiler:Brock's [[DramaticDrop reaction]] to seeing his "son" in bed with his "daughter".]]
** After Havoc tells Ally about [[spoiler:the clone:]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Clone Brock]]:''' ''(gropes Ally)'' Boobies.

** [[spoiler:Ally ''[[VomitDiscretionShot throwing up]]'' from the deluge of revelation given to her.]]

-->'''Kim:''' Oh yeah! Have they ''not'' explained on how they let ''our'' 16-year-old daughter, [[spoiler:have sex]] with ''his'' (Brock's) [[spoiler:two-year-old clone?!]]
* Brock and Havoc laughing, high-fiving, and [[spoiler:simultaneously shouting "Fuck you, Kim!"]] Doubles as Awesome.
* [[spoiler:Brock ordering hookers.]]

* [[spoiler:Havoc ragging on Von Duct's [[BadassCape new appearance.]]]]

* [[spoiler:Nobody at the U.N. having any idea who the fuck Von Duct is.]]
* [[spoiler:Kim imitating Von Duct.]]
-->'''Kim:''' ''(nasally)'' [[spoiler:"I'm ze vorld's most powerful zupervillain"!]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Von Duct]]:''' You're a mean woman!
* [[spoiler:Brock bringing his clone along with him. [[MoodWhiplash It stops being funny]] when said clone gets KilledOffForReal, however.]]
* [[spoiler:Havoc giving Von Duct [[FlippingTheBird the finger]] via security video.]]

-->'''[[spoiler:Clone Brock]]:''' Angry cat wanted my taco.

-->'''Brock:''' Yeah, it still has a ''lot'' of bullets in it, i-it's a loaded gun--g-g-g-gimmie that! ''(hobbles away on his good foot)'' I mean, seriously Havoc, ''(groans)'' who the ''fuck'' brings their daughter to an arm's deal anyway?! I mean, ''who does that?!''

'''Brock:''' Oh! Oh, fuck! He-oh, right in the dick he-is where he shot me!\\

'''Brock:''' I mean ohh, I mean in my face! He shot me in my face, not the part that talks, but the other part-uh, different part of the--ohh, ohhhhhh!!

-->'''Brock:''' Yeah, it still has a ''lot'' of bullets, it's a loaded gun--g-gimmie that! ''(hobbles away on his good foot)'' Seriously Havoc, ''(groans)'' who the ''fuck'' brings their daughter to an arm's race anyway?! I mean, ''who does that?!''

'''Brock:''' I mean ohh, I mean in my face! He shot me in my face, not the part that talks, but the other part-uhh, different part of the--ohh, ohhhhhh!!

-->'''Havoc:''' "Cowabunga"? You really think that's something he would say?

-->'''Havoc!Ally:''' Well, you'd ''better'' fucking figure it out, Dad! ''I can feel your balls!''

-->'''Brock:''' Yeah, it still has a ''lot'' of bullets, it's a loaded gun--g-gimmie that! ''(hobbles away on his good foot, to Havoc)'' Seriously Havoc, ''(groans)'' who the ''fuck'' brings their daughter to an arm's race anyway?! I mean, ''who does that?!''

-->'''Brock:''' Yeah, it still has a ''lot'' of bullets, it's a loaded gun--g-gimmie that! ''(hobbles away on his good foot, to Havoc)'' Seriously Havoc, who the fuck takes their daughter to an arm's race anyway?! ''(groans)'' I mean, ''who does that?!''

It's from the creators of ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', what do you think?

* Brock obviously DidntThinkThisThrough.

-->'''Brock:''' I’m gonna be honest. I-I’d kinda rather be here than at home with that nightmare on wheels you call a wife (Kim). ''(points to a floating corpse.)'' Ahh, [[NoDeadBodyPoops poopy body!]] Poopy body!

* Havoc getting out of his seat ''right as the rocket launches'' because he almost forgot the mixtape he made for the trip. Cue screaming all the way up.

-->'''Havoc:''' ''(both cling onto the metal pipes on the ceiling)'' Well, this is great, Brock. Now, we have to escape from what is essentially a ''giant'', unflushed toilet. ''(sighs)'' So, you wanna swim through the shit first, or should I?
-->'''Brock:''' I’m gonna be honest. I-I’d kinda rather be here than at home with that nightmare on wheels you call a wife (Kim). ''(points to a floating corpse.)'' Ahh, poopy body! Poopy body!