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--> '''Ortho:''' Oh man, I'm sorry, bro. I didn't mean to hurt your little bean buddies.

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--> '''Ortho:''' Oh man, I'm sorry, bro. I didn't mean to hurt your little bean buddies.buddies.
* In [[https://youtu.be/xoxc-X32Pjg How To Ace Your Neurology Residency Interview]], the final part of a neurology residency interview requires the applicant to roast the program director.
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-->'''Applicant''': Well, I have the ego of a surgeon but the intelligence of a non-surgeon.

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-->'''Applicant''': Well, I have the ego of a surgeon but the intelligence of a non-surgeon.non-surgeon.
* In "How to Order IV Fluids" after Nephrology finds Ortho ordering IV fluids for a patient:
--> '''Nephrology:''' Ortho, do you know what happens when you administer large volumes of isotonic saline?
--> '''Ortho:''' You know I don't, bro.
--> '''Nephrology:''' Hyperchloremic metabolic acidosis.
--> '''Ortho:''' ''[blank stare]''
--> '''Nephrology:''' Excessive rise in plasma chloride and renal bicarb elimination resulting in a reduced anion gap?
--> '''Ortho:''' ''[blank stare]''
--> '''Nephrology:''' It makes the kidneys sad!
--> '''Ortho:''' Oh man, I'm sorry, bro. I didn't mean to hurt your little bean buddies.
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-->'''Emergency Anaesthesia:''' [[IfIDoNotReturn Tell my wife and kids]]... [''dons sports glasses'']... I'm going BASE jumping.

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-->'''Emergency Anaesthesia:''' [[IfIDoNotReturn Tell my wife and kids]]... [''dons sports glasses'']... I'm going BASE jumping.jumping.
* "How to Ace Your Cardiology Interview"
-->'''Program Director''': What would make you a good cardiologist?
-->'''Applicant''': Well, I have the ego of a surgeon but the intelligence of a non-surgeon.

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** Similarly, Neurology's costume is a Phi Beta Kappa tie, large glasses, and styled hair, and Pediatric Neurology's costume is the same except that he has a unicorn headband, and his tie is a Dr. Seuss bow tie.

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** Similarly, * Neurology's costume is a Phi Beta Kappa tie, large glasses, and styled hair, and Pediatric Neurology's costume is the same except that he has a unicorn headband, and his tie is a Dr. Seuss bow tie.



--> '''Ophthalmology:''' Jonathan! Extract this man from the source of contamination and remove his contacts! \\
'''Jonathan:''' ''[nods]'' \\
'''Bather:''' What? ''[grabbed by Johnathon]''

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--> '''Ophthalmology:''' Jonathan! Extract this man from the source of contamination and remove his contacts! \\
'''Jonathan:''' ''[nods]'' \\
'''Bather:'''
contacts!
-->'''Jonathan:''' [''nods'']
-->'''Bather:'''
What? ''[grabbed [''grabbed by Johnathon]'' Jonathan'']



* The transformation is too far gone for the anaesthesiologists lost to the Emergency Department, one of whom tells Anaesthesiology to save himself. "[[IfIDoNotReturn Tell my wife and kids]]...''[dons sports glasses]''...I'm going BASE jumping."

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* The transformation is too far gone for the anaesthesiologists lost to the Emergency Department, one of whom tells Anaesthesiology to save himself. "[[IfIDoNotReturn
-->'''Emergency Anaesthesia:''' [[IfIDoNotReturn
Tell my wife and kids]]...''[dons kids]]... [''dons sports glasses]''...glasses'']... I'm going BASE jumping."
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** Similarly, Neurology's costume is a Phi Beta Kappa tie, large glasses, and frizzy hair, and Pediatric Neurology's costume is the same except that he has a unicorn headband, and his tie is a Dr. Seuss bow tie.

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** Similarly, Neurology's costume is a Phi Beta Kappa tie, large glasses, and frizzy styled hair, and Pediatric Neurology's costume is the same except that he has a unicorn headband, and his tie is a Dr. Seuss bow tie.

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* "How To Ace Your Ophthalmology Residency Interview" (by an ophthalmologist):
--> '''Resident:''' So why do you want to be an ophthalmologist? \\
'''Candidate:''' Well, I'm a huge nerd and I don't think eyeballs are gross.



* The transformation is too far gone for the anaesthesiologists lost to the emergency department, one of whom tells Anaesthesiology to save himself. "[[IfIDoNotReturn Tell my wife and kids]]...''[dons sports glasses]''...I'm going BASE jumping."

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* The transformation is too far gone for the anaesthesiologists lost to the emergency department, Emergency Department, one of whom tells Anaesthesiology to save himself. "[[IfIDoNotReturn Tell my wife and kids]]...''[dons sports glasses]''...I'm going BASE jumping."
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* The corollary in "Neurology and Neurosurgery go to Therapy."

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* The corollary in In "Neurology and Neurosurgery go to Therapy."Therapy":
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* The corollary in "Neurology and Neurosurgery go to Therapy."
--> '''Psychiatry:''' Now, I brought you two here together to discuss your professional relationship.
--> '''Neurosurgery:''' Our what?
--> '''Psychiatry:''' Your relationship.
--> '''Neurosurgery:''' ''[affectless stare]''
--> '''Psychiatry:''' The way in which two people form a connection with each other.
--> '''Neurosurgery:''' ''[affectless stare]''
--> '''Psychiatry:''' You know what, never mind.
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'''Ophthalmology:''' Jonathan! Extract this man from the source of contamination and remove his contacts! \\

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--> '''Ophthalmology:''' Jonathan! Extract this man from the source of contamination and remove his contacts! \\
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* The transformation is too far gone for the anaesthesiologists lost to the emergency department, one of whom tells Anaesthesiology to save himself. "[[IfIDoNotReturn Tell my wife and kids]]...''[dons sports glasses]...I'm going BASE jumping."

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* The transformation is too far gone for the anaesthesiologists lost to the emergency department, one of whom tells Anaesthesiology to save himself. "[[IfIDoNotReturn Tell my wife and kids]]...''[dons sports glasses]...glasses]''...I'm going BASE jumping."

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* In "Hot Tub Bacteria Soup," when the man bathing in a hot tub mentions that he's wearing contact lenses, Ophthalmology suddenly appears and orders Jonathan to "Extract this man from the source of contamination and remove his contacts." Which Jonathan then starts to do before the video ends.

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* In "Hot Tub Bacteria Soup," when the man bathing in a hot tub mentions that he's wearing contact lenses, Ophthalmology suddenly appears and orders Jonathan to "Extract appears:
'''Ophthalmology:''' Jonathan! Extract
this man from the source of contamination and remove his contacts." Which Jonathan then starts to do before the video ends.contacts! \\
'''Jonathan:''' ''[nods]'' \\
'''Bather:''' What? ''[grabbed by Johnathon]''



* In "The Annual Faculty Easter Egg Hunt," the hospital administrator announces that Dermatology found the most expensive egg. Dermatology is then shown holding a sparkly gold egg and lovingly putting sunscreen on it.

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* In "The Annual Faculty Easter Egg Hunt," the hospital administrator announces that Dermatology found the most expensive egg. Dermatology is then shown holding a sparkly gold egg and lovingly putting sunscreen on it.it.
* The transformation is too far gone for the anaesthesiologists lost to the emergency department, one of whom tells Anaesthesiology to save himself. "[[IfIDoNotReturn Tell my wife and kids]]...''[dons sports glasses]...I'm going BASE jumping."
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* In "How to Get an MRI," a doctor is explaining to an insurance rep that an X-ray would not be suitable for imaging the brain. While explaining this, he says, "An X-ray is for bones," which prompts a nearby orthopedic surgeon to wake up and look around excitedly.

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* In "How to Get an MRI," a doctor is explaining to an insurance rep that an X-ray would not be suitable for imaging the brain. While explaining this, he says, "An X-ray is for bones," which prompts a nearby orthopedic surgeon to wake up and look around excitedly.excitedly.
* In "The Annual Faculty Easter Egg Hunt," the hospital administrator announces that Dermatology found the most expensive egg. Dermatology is then shown holding a sparkly gold egg and lovingly putting sunscreen on it.

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* In "Hot Tub Bacteria Soup," when the man bathing in a hot tub mentions that he's wearing contact lenses, Ophthalmology suddenly appears and orders Jonathan to "Extract this man from the source of contamination and remove his contacts." Which Jonathan then does.

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* In "Hot Tub Bacteria Soup," when the man bathing in a hot tub mentions that he's wearing contact lenses, Ophthalmology suddenly appears and orders Jonathan to "Extract this man from the source of contamination and remove his contacts." Which Jonathan then does.starts to do before the video ends.
* In "How to Get an MRI," a doctor is explaining to an insurance rep that an X-ray would not be suitable for imaging the brain. While explaining this, he says, "An X-ray is for bones," which prompts a nearby orthopedic surgeon to wake up and look around excitedly.
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* In "Hot Tub Bacteria Soup," when the man bathing in a hot tub mentions that he's wearing cont

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* In "Hot Tub Bacteria Soup," when the man bathing in a hot tub mentions that he's wearing contcontact lenses, Ophthalmology suddenly appears and orders Jonathan to "Extract this man from the source of contamination and remove his contacts." Which Jonathan then does.
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--> '''Bill:''' I also have nightmares where I'm Batman, but my utility belt is full of pagers, so instead of fighting crime, all I can do is put in diet orders.

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--> '''Bill:''' I also have nightmares where I'm Batman, but my utility belt is full of pagers, so instead of fighting crime, all I can do is put in diet orders.orders.
* In "Hot Tub Bacteria Soup," when the man bathing in a hot tub mentions that he's wearing cont
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** Similarly, Neurology's costume is a Phi Beta Kappa tie, large glasses, and frizzy hair, and Pediatric Neurology's costume is the same except that he has a unicorn headband, and his tie is a Dr. Seuss bow tie.

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--> Cardiology: Not every patient needs a cardiology visit prior to cataract surgery.
--> Ophthalmology: I know, only patients with a heart.

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--> Cardiology: '''Cardiology:''' Not every patient needs a cardiology visit prior to cataract surgery.
--> Ophthalmology: '''Ophthalmology:''' I know, only patients with a heart.
heart.



--> Psychiatry: Look, no stethoscope. I'm not going to hand you an EKG.
--> Ortho: ''blank stare''
--> Psychiatry: EKG. Electrocardiogram.
--> Ortho: ''blank stare''
--> Psychiatry: Danger squiggles.
--> Ortho: Oh, good.

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--> Psychiatry: '''Psychiatry:''' Look, no stethoscope. I'm not going to hand you an EKG.
--> Ortho: ''blank stare''
'''Ortho:''' ''[blank stare]''
--> Psychiatry: '''Psychiatry:''' EKG. Electrocardiogram.
--> Ortho: ''blank stare''
'''Ortho:''' ''[blank stare]''
--> Psychiatry: '''Psychiatry:''' Danger squiggles.
--> Ortho: '''Ortho:''' Oh, good.
good.



--> New neurologist: Good morning.
--> Neurology: (dramatic gasp) What are you?

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--> New neurologist: '''New neurologist:''' Good morning.
--> Neurology: (dramatic gasp) '''Neurology:''' ''(dramatic gasp)'' What are you?
you?




* In "The Med Student Goes to Therapy," we learn that the Neurologist reacted to not matching the first time around by going to the match headquarters and demanding to give the director a mental status exam.

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\n* In "The Med Student Goes to Therapy," we learn that the Neurologist reacted to not matching the first time around by going to the match headquarters and demanding to give the director a mental status exam.exam.
* In "Bill Goes To Therapy", Bill complains about having to carry around six pagers at once:
--> '''Bill:''' I also have nightmares where I'm Batman, but my utility belt is full of pagers, so instead of fighting crime, all I can do is put in diet orders.
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--> Cardiology: Not every patuient needs a cardiology visit prior to cataract surgery.

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--> Cardiology: Not every patuient patient needs a cardiology visit prior to cataract surgery.

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--> Cardiology: Not every patient needs a cardiology visit prior to cataract surgery.

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--> Cardiology: Not every patient patuient needs a cardiology visit prior to cataract surgery.



--> Neurology: (dramatic gasp) What are you?

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--> Neurology: (dramatic gasp) What are you?you?

* Pediatrics' costume is a unicorn headband, and Emergency Medicine's costume is a bike helmet, sunglasses, and a cycling suit, so naturally, Pediatric Emergency Medicine's costume is a cycling suit, sunglasses, and a unicorn bike helmet with a little horn on it.

* In "The Med Student Goes to Therapy," we learn that the Neurologist reacted to not matching the first time around by going to the match headquarters and demanding to give the director a mental status exam.
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--> Neurology: ''dramatic gasp '' What are you?

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--> Neurology: ''dramatic gasp '' (dramatic gasp) What are you?

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--> Ortho:''blank stare''
--> Psychiatry: EKG. Electrocardiogram.


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--> Psychiatry: EKG. Electrocardiogram.
--> Ortho: ''blank stare''
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--> Ortho: Oh, good.

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--> Ortho: Oh, good.good.

* Neurology's reaction to seeing the new neurologist in "The Neurologist Has Competition."
--> New neurologist: Good morning.
--> Neurology: ''dramatic gasp '' What are you?
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* In "The Ophthalmologist Needs Cardiac Clearance"
--> Cardiology: Not every patient needs a cardiology visit prior to cataract surgery.
--> Ophthalmology: I know, only patients with a heart.

* In "The Orthopedic Surgeon Goes to Therapy" after Ortho mentions being nervous around medicine doctors.
--> Psychiatry: Look, no stethoscope. I'm not going to hand you an EKG.
--> Ortho:''blank stare''
--> Psychiatry: EKG. Electrocardiogram.
--> Ortho: ''blank stare''
--> Psychiatry: Danger squiggles.
--> Ortho: Oh, good.

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