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!!Main Show 5. - "We're Back! A Crafty Story!"

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!!Main Show 5. - E75: "We're Back! A Crafty Story!"



!!''Chara-Cafe'' 13. - "La Lamia, Do Doo Do Doo Doo"

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!!''Chara-Cafe'' 13. - E13: "La Lamia, Do Doo Do Doo Doo"



!!Main Show 76. - "As Seen on DVD"

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!!Main Show 76. - E76: "As Seen on DVD"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 13. - "Crafty Idol"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 13. - E13: "Crafty Idol"



!!Main Show 77. - "Player Select"

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!!Main Show 77. - E77: "Player Select"



!!''Questionable Qloset'' 7. - "Migraine Over Matter"

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!!''Questionable Qloset'' 7. - E7: "Migraine Over Matter"



!!Main Show 78. - "Happy Crafty Day!"

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!!Main Show 78. - E78: "Happy Crafty Day!"



!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 1. - "A Pollo Loco Premiere"

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!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 1. - E1: "A Pollo Loco Premiere"



!!Main Show 79. - "Is That a Castlevania Reference?"

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!!Main Show 79. - E79: "Is That a Castlevania Reference?"



!!''Chara-Cafe'' 14. - "Dog Days"

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!!''Chara-Cafe'' 14. - E14: "Dog Days"



!!Main Show 80. - "Gotham Girls Night"

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!!Main Show 80. - E80: "Gotham Girls Night"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 14. - "Original Characters R3"

!!Main Show 81. - "Fly Me to the Sailor Moon"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 14. - E14: "Original Characters R3"

!!Main Show 81. - E81: "Fly Me to the Sailor Moon"



!!''Questionable Qloset'' 8. - "ENDGAME SPOILER!"

!!Main Show 82. - "Old Project, New Look!"

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!!''Questionable Qloset'' 8. - E8: "ENDGAME SPOILER!"

!!Main Show 82. - E82: "Old Project, New Look!"



!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 2. - "Jupiter? I Hardly Know Her!"

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!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 2. - E2: "Jupiter? I Hardly Know Her!"



!!Main Show 83. - "My First OC"

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!!Main Show 83. - E83: "My First OC"



!!Main Show 84. - "Original Episode, Do Not Steal"
* Crafty comes up with a plan to shake the cringe off of himself by putting the spotlight on other people's Sonic [=OCs=]. He lists off platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Deviant Art, Fur Affinity, and Ink Bunny--but it's the last one that triggers a [[HeroicBSoD horrified realization]] from Nurse: that's the origin of the infamous drawing of Tails on a park bench, which precedes an ''extremely'' unsafe-for-work comic. After she flashes back to the comic, Nurse throws the computer desk across the room, and she finishes the job with a ''pistol.''
-->'''Crafty:''' Nurse, you're lucky I already sent out the messages to people before you did that, or else I would have been very mad.\\
''[Crafty casually sips from his coffee cup.]''\\
'''Nurse:''' You don't know what felony you just committed!
** It doesn't end there, however, as once Nurse learns that Crafty invited other people's Sonic [=OCs=] over, she rushes to nail the door into the lab shut. It fails spectacularly once the [=OCs=] arrive.
* Two blatantly unimaginative Sonic [=OCs=] with robotic text-to-speech voices elaborate on their motivations:
-->'''Sonack:''' HELLO, IT IS ME, SONACK, AND I LIKE TO RUN WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT.\\
''[Nurse yeets Sonack off stage. Later, Sonack returns briefly for one last declaration.]''\\
'''Sonack:''' I MUST ACCELERATE AT A REASONABLE PACE.\\
''[Even later, Crafty finds a plush'' Sonic ''OC, and he starts tinkering with it to figure out what makes it and others like it so appealing to'' Sonic ''fans.]'' \\
'''Plushy Sonic:''' LOVE SPEED! WORSHIP SPEED! CONSUME SPEED! Speed speed speed speed...

!!''Chara-Cafe'' 15. - "Over the Moonsault"

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!!Main Show 84. - "Original Episode, Do Not Steal"
* Crafty comes up with a plan to shake the cringe off of himself by putting the spotlight on other people's Sonic [=OCs=]. He lists off platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Deviant Art, Fur Affinity, and Ink Bunny--but it's the last one that triggers a [[HeroicBSoD horrified realization]] from Nurse: that's the origin of the infamous drawing of Tails on a park bench, which precedes an ''extremely'' unsafe-for-work comic. After she flashes back to the comic, Nurse throws the computer desk across the room, and she finishes the job with a ''pistol.''
-->'''Crafty:''' Nurse, you're lucky I already sent out the messages to people before you did that, or else I would have been very mad.\\
''[Crafty casually sips from his coffee cup.]''\\
'''Nurse:''' You don't know what felony you just committed!
** It doesn't end there, however, as once Nurse learns that Crafty invited other people's Sonic [=OCs=] over, she rushes to nail the door into the lab shut. It fails spectacularly once the [=OCs=] arrive.
* Two blatantly unimaginative Sonic [=OCs=] with robotic text-to-speech voices elaborate on their motivations:
-->'''Sonack:''' HELLO, IT IS ME, SONACK, AND I LIKE TO RUN WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT.\\
''[Nurse yeets Sonack off stage. Later, Sonack returns briefly for one last declaration.]''\\
'''Sonack:''' I MUST ACCELERATE AT A REASONABLE PACE.\\
''[Even later, Crafty finds a plush'' Sonic ''OC, and he starts tinkering with it to figure out what makes it and others like it so appealing to'' Sonic ''fans.]'' \\
'''Plushy Sonic:''' LOVE SPEED! WORSHIP SPEED! CONSUME SPEED! Speed speed speed speed...

!!''Chara-Cafe'' 15. - E15: "Over the Moonsault"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 15. - "Worst Sonic Characters"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 15. - E15: "Worst Sonic Characters"



!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 3. - "The BIG Problem"

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!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 3. - E3: "The BIG Problem"



!!Main Show 85. - "Gotta Sell Fast!"

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!!Main Show 85. - E84: "Original Episode; Do Not Steal"
* Crafty comes up with a plan to shake the cringe off of himself by putting the spotlight on other people's Sonic [=OCs=]. He lists off platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Deviant Art, Fur Affinity, and Ink Bunny--but it's the last one that triggers a [[HeroicBSoD horrified realization]] from Nurse: that's the origin of the infamous drawing of Tails on a park bench, which precedes an ''extremely'' unsafe-for-work comic. After she flashes back to the comic, Nurse throws the computer desk across the room, and she finishes the job with a ''pistol.''
-->'''Crafty:''' Nurse, you're lucky I already sent out the messages to people before you did that, or else I would have been very mad.\\
''[Crafty casually sips from his coffee cup.]''\\
'''Nurse:''' You don't know what felony you just committed!
** It doesn't end there, however, as once Nurse learns that Crafty invited other people's Sonic [=OCs=] over, she rushes to nail the door into the lab shut. It fails spectacularly once the [=OCs=] arrive.
* Two blatantly unimaginative Sonic [=OCs=] with robotic text-to-speech voices elaborate on their motivations:
-->'''Sonack:''' HELLO, IT IS ME, SONACK, AND I LIKE TO RUN WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT.\\
''[Nurse yeets Sonack off stage. Later, Sonack returns briefly for one last declaration.]''\\
'''Sonack:''' I MUST ACCELERATE AT A REASONABLE PACE.\\
''[Even later, Crafty finds a plush'' Sonic ''OC, and he starts tinkering with it to figure out what makes it and others like it so appealing to'' Sonic ''fans.]'' \\
'''Plushy Sonic:''' LOVE SPEED! WORSHIP SPEED! CONSUME SPEED! Speed speed speed speed...

!!Main Show E85:
"Gotta Sell Fast!"Fast"



!!Main Show 86. - "Let's. Get. Metal..."

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!!Main Show 86. - E86: "Let's. Get. Metal..."



!!''Questionable Qloset'' 9. - "[=ADnDiction=]"

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!!''Questionable Qloset'' 9. - E9: "[=ADnDiction=]"



* One would assume that, given the trip is from Florida to Portland (Oregon or Maine is never made clear), the bus ride would be a straightforward trip...and yet, the Crafty Crew manage to wind up everywhere from Hogwarts in Scotland, to Ouran High School in Japan, not to mention all the various locales in the Top Ten Tub list, and all of it in an aging prison bus! One can only imagine how the route would look on a map...

!!Main Show 87. - "Late for Crafty School!"

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* One would assume that, given because the trip is from Florida to Portland (Oregon or Maine is never made clear), the bus ride would be a straightforward trip...and yet, the Crafty Crew manage to wind up everywhere from Hogwarts in Scotland, Scotland to Ouran High School in Japan, not to mention all the various locales in the Top Ten Tub list, and all of it in an aging prison bus! One can only imagine how the route would look on a map...

!!Main Show 87. - E87: "Late for Crafty School!"



!!''Chara-Cafe'' 16. - "School is the Bomb"

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!!''Chara-Cafe'' 16. - E16: "School is the Bomb"



!!Main Show 88. - "Host Club Hysterics"

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!!Main Show 88. - E88: "Host Club Hysterics"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 16. - "Teachers/Mentors"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 16. - E16: "Teachers/Mentors"



!!Main Show 89. - "Roses are Red, Black, White and Blue"

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!!Main Show 89. - E89: "Roses are Red, Black, White and Blue"



!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 4. - "Butch Hartman. That's the Joke"

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!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 4. - E4: "Butch Hartman. That's the Joke"



!!Main Show 90. - "School Days of Yesterpast"

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!!Main Show 90. - E90: "School Days of Yesterpast"



!!''Questionable Qloset'' 10. - "Kerchoo"

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!!''Questionable Qloset'' 10. - E10: "Kerchoo"



!!Main Show 91. - "Don't Drink and Draw"

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!!Main Show 91. - E91: "Don't Drink and Draw"



!!''Chara-Cafe'' 17. - "SPAAAAACE"

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!!''Chara-Cafe'' 17. - E17: "SPAAAAACE"



* Crafty's ego gets a bit wounded, here; he assumes that Pepper's dressed up as him, but she explains that her outfit is supposed to be Dr Doofenshmirtz...then he has to rush to rip off the pink apron with 'Check Out These Buns!' written on it when Pepper asks about it.

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* Crafty's ego gets a bit wounded, wounded here; he assumes that Pepper's dressed up as him, but she explains that her outfit is supposed to be Dr Doofenshmirtz...then he has to rush to rip off the pink apron with 'Check Out These Buns!' written on it when Pepper asks about it.



!!Main Show 92. - "Crawling in My Legendary Skin"

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!!Main Show 92. - E92: "Crawling in My Legendary Skin"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 17. - "Scariest Animated Characters"

!!Main Show 93. - "The Villainous Turnabout"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 17. - E17: "Scariest Animated Characters"

!!Main Show 93. - E93: "The Villainous Turnabout"



!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 5. - "[=InsectSmoothie=]"

!!Main Show 94. - "Crafty Horror Picture Show"

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!!''Shake-Up Salon'' 5. - E5: "[=InsectSmoothie=]"

!!Main Show 94. - E94: "Crafty Horror Picture Show"



!!''Questionable Qloset'' 11. - "Revolving Door"

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!!''Questionable Qloset'' 11. - E11: "Revolving Door"


''[Stylene presents a crowbar]''\\

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''[Stylene presents a crowbar]''\\crowbar.]''\\


--> ''[The art is completed and the two hosts just got to meet Danny Fenton.]''\\

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--> ''[The -->''[The art is completed and the two hosts just got to meet Danny Fenton.]''\\


-->''[Jedah appears in a puff of fire]''\\

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-->''[Jedah appears in a puff of fire]''\\fire.]''\\


[[caption-width-right:350:'''Crafty:''' "Relax, everyone! I think it's ''good'' that she still has some fight in her!"\\
'''Nurse:''' "But if she keeps beating up the other drivers, that won't help the traffic move any faster..."]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:'''Crafty:''' "Relax, [[caption-width-right:350:"Relax, everyone! I think it's ''good'' that she still has some fight in her!"\\
'''Nurse:''' "But '"But if she keeps beating up the other drivers, that won't help the traffic move any faster..."]]


-->'''Crafty:''' "Oh. ''Ohhhhhhhhh...'' Y’know, in hindsight, probably should've used protection."

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-->'''Crafty:''' "Oh.Oh. ''Ohhhhhhhhh...'' Y’know, in hindsight, probably should've used protection."



--->'''Crafty:''' "S-so! Ahem... What are you hoping to do for Crafty Productions?"\\
'''Felicia:''' "Ohhh, I'm just a simple old sheep who makes lots and lots of sweaters. So if anyone is ever cold in your drafty castle, I'll be more than happy to make a special sweater to warm your bodies and your hearts."\\
'''Messi:''' "Can you be ''our'' grandma? Like... ''All'' of our grandmas?"\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "MINE, TOO!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "I'm fairly certain you already ''are'' a grandma."\\
'''Felicia:''' "Awww, here!"\\

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--->'''Crafty:''' "S-so! S-so! Ahem... What are you hoping to do for Crafty Productions?"\\
Productions?\\
'''Felicia:''' "Ohhh, Ohhh, I'm just a simple old sheep who makes lots and lots of sweaters. So if anyone is ever cold in your drafty castle, I'll be more than happy to make a special sweater to warm your bodies and your hearts."\\
\\
'''Messi:''' "Can Can you be ''our'' grandma? Like... ''All'' of our grandmas?"\\
grandmas?\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "MINE, TOO!"\\
MINE, TOO!\\
'''Crafty:''' "I'm I'm fairly certain you already ''are'' a grandma."\\
\\
'''Felicia:''' "Awww, here!"\\Awww, here!\\



'''Felicia:''' "You get a sweater! And you get a sweater! And ''you'' get a sweater!! ''Everyone gets a sweater!!''"

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'''Felicia:''' "You You get a sweater! And you get a sweater! And ''you'' get a sweater!! ''Everyone gets a sweater!!''"sweater!!''



--->'''Mortimer:''' Oh, that reminds me! I got a package--"\\

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--->'''Mortimer:''' Oh, that reminds me! I got a package--"\\package--\\



'''Mortimer:''' "--to deliver to Crafty."\\

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'''Mortimer:''' "--to --to deliver to Crafty."\\\\



'''Disgustilda:''' "''[[DontExplainTheJoke OH, THANK GOD! I THOUGHT HE MEANT]]'' ''''''[[DontExplainTheJoke PENIS!!]]''''''"

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'''Disgustilda:''' "''[[DontExplainTheJoke ''[[DontExplainTheJoke OH, THANK GOD! I THOUGHT HE MEANT]]'' ''''''[[DontExplainTheJoke PENIS!!]]''''''"
PENIS!!]]''''''



'''Crafty, whining:''' "Come on, Nurse!! Let me iiiiiin!!"\\
'''Disgustilda, coming up from behind:''' "Eyyyy!! What've you got there then, mate?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Dahh!! Uh... uh, a Lunchable?"\\

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'''Crafty, whining:''' "Come on, Nurse!! Let me iiiiiin!!"\\
'''Disgustilda, coming up from behind:''' "Eyyyy!! What've you got there then, mate?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Dahh!! Come on, Nurse!! Let me iiiiiin!!\\
''[Disgustilda sneaks up behind Crafty]]''\\
'''Disgustilda:''' Eyyyy!! What've you got there then, mate?\\
'''Crafty:''' Dahh!!
Uh... uh, a Lunchable?"\\Lunchable?\\



'''Disgustilda:''' "... YOINK!"\\

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'''Disgustilda:''' "... YOINK!"\\'''Disgustilda:''' ... YOINK!\\



'''Crafty:''' "Hey! You took the best part!!"\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "I'll give it back to ya, boy! Soon as you give me my castle back, ''[[PrecisionFStrike you wankah!]]''"\\

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'''Crafty:''' "Hey! Hey! You took the best part!!"\\
part!!\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "I'll I'll give it back to ya, boy! Soon as you give me my castle back, ''[[PrecisionFStrike you wankah!]]''"\\wankah!]]''\\



'''Pepper:''' "So long, girl. I knew you well... May we meet in another life."\\
'''Crafty:''' "Hey, Pepper, who are you talking to?"\\
'''Pepper:''' "*Sigh*... Just an old friend."\\
'''Crafty:''' "[[NoSympathy All right, then!]] Say, what's on the menu for today?"\\
'''Pepper, putting the locket away:''' "Ahem. Uh, you mean for the show, or to eat?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "[[MathematiciansAnswer Yes.]]"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Right, um... Oh, right! Today, we're going to be designing a female femme-noir anthro character, as requested by the Patrons."\\
'''Crafty:''' "Ohhh, I love it! And for dessert?"\\
'''Pepper, wincing:''' "''Right...'' Um... about that..."\\
'''Crafty:''' "I'm sure you baked up something delicious in preparation for today's episode!"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Yup! I sure did!"\\

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'''Pepper:''' "So So long, girl. I knew you well... May we meet in another life."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "Hey, Hey, Pepper, who are you talking to?"\\
to?\\
'''Pepper:''' "*Sigh*...*Sigh*... Just an old friend."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "[[NoSympathy [[NoSympathy All right, then!]] Say, what's on the menu for today?"\\
'''Pepper, putting the locket away:''' "Ahem.
today?\\
'''Pepper:''' Ahem.
Uh, you mean for the show, or to eat?"\\
eat?\\
'''Crafty:''' "[[MathematiciansAnswer [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes.]]"\\
]]\\
'''Pepper:''' "Right, Right, um... Oh, right! Today, we're going to be designing a female femme-noir anthro character, as requested by the Patrons."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "Ohhh, Ohhh, I love it! And for dessert?"\\
dessert?\\
'''Pepper, wincing:''' "''Right...''Right...'' Um... about that..."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "I'm I'm sure you baked up something delicious in preparation for today's episode!"\\
episode!\\
'''Pepper:''' "Yup! Yup! I sure did!"\\did!\\



'''Pepper:''' "Here... Dig in."\\
'''Crafty:''' "Ohhh, I see..."\\
'''Pepper:''' "So, about that new--"\\
'''Crafty, completely sincere:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint These look great! I didn't know you were also a graphic designer! You made this box, too?! Unbelievable!!]]"\\
'''Pepper:''' "*Sigh*... [[SureLetsGoWithThat Sure! Yup! That's what happened!]]"\\
'''Crafty, still sincere:''' "You impress me more and more every day. Now, back to the plot."

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'''Pepper:''' "Here...Here... Dig in."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "Ohhh, Ohhh, I see..."\\
\\
'''Pepper:''' "So, So, about that new--"\\
'''Crafty, completely sincere:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint
new--\\
'''Crafty:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint
These look great! I didn't know you were also a graphic designer! You made this box, too?! Unbelievable!!]]"\\
Unbelievable!!]]\\
'''Pepper:''' "*Sigh*... *Sigh*... [[SureLetsGoWithThat Sure! Yup! That's what happened!]]"\\
'''Crafty, still sincere:''' "You
happened!]]\\
'''Crafty:''' You
impress me more and more every day. Now, back to the plot."



-->'''Jedah, appearing in a puff of fire:''' "Now, hold your horses! Are we talking about definitions in this court of law?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Well, there isn't really any ''law'' being discussed here, and... pretty sure this isn't a courtroom."\\
'''Jedah:''' "[[InsaneTrollLogic Actually, by technicality, tennis courts count!]]"\\
'''Crafty:''' "This isn't a tennis court, eithe--"\\
'''Jedah:''' "My serve!"\\

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-->'''Jedah, appearing -->''[Jedah appears in a puff of fire:''' "Now, fire]''\\
'''Jedah:''' Now,
hold your horses! Are we talking about definitions in this court of law?"\\
law?\\
'''Crafty:''' "Well, Well, there isn't really any ''law'' being discussed here, and... pretty sure this isn't a courtroom."\\
\\
'''Jedah:''' "[[InsaneTrollLogic [[InsaneTrollLogic Actually, by technicality, tennis courts count!]]"\\
count!]]\\
'''Crafty:''' "This This isn't a tennis court, eithe--"\\
eithe--\\
'''Jedah:''' "My serve!"\\My serve!\\



'''Jedah:''' Fifteen love! Now, where was I...?"

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'''Jedah:''' Fifteen love! Now, where was I...?"
?



-->'''Nurse:''' "Aw, Crafty! That was beautiful! I mean, um, Craftette!"\\
'''Craftette:''' "*Chuckles*... Oh, Nurse. You can call me whatever you want."\\
'''Nurse:''' "How about mine?"\\
'''Craftette:''' "What?"\\
'''Nurse, blushing:''' "What?"\\

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-->'''Nurse:''' "Aw, Aw, Crafty! That was beautiful! I mean, um, Craftette!"\\
Craftette!\\
'''Craftette:''' "*Chuckles*...*Chuckles*... Oh, Nurse. You can call me whatever you want."\\
\\
'''Nurse:''' "How How about mine?"\\
mine?\\
'''Craftette:''' "What?"\\
What?\\
'''Nurse, blushing:''' "What?"\\What?\\



'''Craftette:''' "Come on, Nurse! Put your back into it and pound my face already!"\\

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'''Craftette:''' "Come Come on, Nurse! Put your back into it and pound my face already!"\\already!\\



'''Craftette:''' "OWW!! Sodding... Bumblehot... This isn't working."\\

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'''Craftette:''' "OWW!! OWW!! Sodding... Bumblehot... This isn't working."\\\\



'''Craftette:''' "Try another position."\\
'''Nurse, a little too happily:''' "Okay! Just one more! Maybe if I do it from behind!"\\
'''Craftette:''' "Nurse, no!!"\\

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'''Craftette:''' "Try Try another position."\\
'''Nurse, a little too happily:''' "Okay!
\\
'''Nurse:''' Okay!
Just one more! Maybe if I do it from behind!"\\
behind!\\
'''Craftette:''' "Nurse, no!!"\\Nurse, no!!\\



-->'''Stylene:''' "Well, since we're working on a ''Sailor Moon'' character, I was just getting all excited!"\\
'''Crafty''': "Didn't think you were a fan of the series."\\
'''Stylene:''' "'Ey, it's about magical women; ''I'm'' a magical woman! Only makes sense I'd at least ''watch'' the show!"\\

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-->'''Stylene:''' "Well, Well, since we're working on a ''Sailor Moon'' character, I was just getting all excited!"\\
excited!\\
'''Crafty''': "Didn't Didn't think you were a fan of the series."\\
\\
'''Stylene:''' "'Ey, 'Ey, it's about magical women; ''I'm'' a magical woman! Only makes sense I'd at least ''watch'' the show!"\\show!\\



'''Stylene:''' "You got somethin' funny on your mind, Doc?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Oh, nothing. I'm just picturing ten-year-old Stylene in her pink footie pajamas, glued to the television."\\
'''Stylene:''' "The same way ten-year-old you was glued to the tube with your Power-Ranger dolls?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "''THOSE WERE ACTION FIGUR--'' I mean... I'm ''very'' mature."\\
'''Stylene:''' "Says the man dressed as a mad scientist talking to a witch?"\\
'''Crafty, warningly:''' "What did I say about meta?"\\
'''Stylene:''' "How 'bout we bring this conversation back to earth and start on the redesign? I can't wait!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Guess you could say you're... over the moon?"\\
'''Stylene:''' "More like... drops of Jupiter."\\

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'''Stylene:''' "You You got somethin' funny on your mind, Doc?"\\
Doc?\\
'''Crafty:''' "Oh, Oh, nothing. I'm just picturing ten-year-old Stylene in her pink footie pajamas, glued to the television."\\
\\
'''Stylene:''' "The The same way ten-year-old you was glued to the tube with your Power-Ranger dolls?"\\
dolls?\\
'''Crafty:''' "''THOSE ''THOSE WERE ACTION FIGUR--'' I mean... I'm ''very'' mature."\\
\\
'''Stylene:''' "Says Says the man dressed as a mad scientist talking to a witch?"\\
'''Crafty, warningly:''' "What
witch?\\
'''Crafty:''' ''[warningly]'' What
did I say about meta?"\\
meta?\\
'''Stylene:''' "How How 'bout we bring this conversation back to earth and start on the redesign? I can't wait!"\\
wait!\\
'''Crafty:''' "Guess Guess you could say you're... over the moon?"\\
moon?\\
'''Stylene:''' "More More like... drops of Jupiter."\\\\



-->'''Crafty:''' "Oh hey, this one’s actually not that bad!"\\
'''Nurse:''' "Speak for yourself!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Huh? What’s wrong?"\\
'''Nurse:''' "The artist drew boobs just to censor them. This doesn’t make any sense! If they’re going to draw them, let them be loud and proud! FREE THE TITTY! FREE THEM I SAY! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!"\\
''[Nurse'' '''''actually flashes her breasts,''''' ''though they’re thankfully censored by [[StealthPun two pictures of a booby and a titmouse]], respectfully.]''\\
'''Crafty:''' "WAIT, NURSE, NO--"\\

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-->'''Crafty:''' "Oh --->'''Crafty:''' Oh hey, this one’s actually not that bad!"\\
bad!\\
'''Nurse:''' "Speak Speak for yourself!"\\
yourself!\\
'''Crafty:''' "Huh? Huh? What’s wrong?"\\
wrong?\\
'''Nurse:''' "The The artist drew boobs just to censor them. This doesn’t make any sense! If they’re going to draw them, let them be loud and proud! FREE THE TITTY! FREE THEM I SAY! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!"\\
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!\\
''[Nurse'' '''''actually flashes her breasts,''''' ''though they’re thankfully censored by [[StealthPun two pictures of a booby and a titmouse]], respectfully.]''\\
'''Crafty:''' "WAIT, WAIT, NURSE, NO--"\\NO--\\



-->'''Crafty:''' "Nurse, you're lucky I already sent out the messages to people before you did that, or else I would have been very mad."\\

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-->'''Crafty:''' "Nurse, Nurse, you're lucky I already sent out the messages to people before you did that, or else I would have been very mad."\\\\



'''Nurse:''' "You don't know what felony you just committed!"

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'''Nurse:''' "You You don't know what felony you just committed!"committed!



-->'''Sonack:''' "HELLO, IT IS ME, SONACK, AND I LIKE TO RUN WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT."\\

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-->'''Sonack:''' "HELLO, HELLO, IT IS ME, SONACK, AND I LIKE TO RUN WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT."\\\\



'''Sonack:''' "I MUST ACCELERATE AT A REASONABLE PACE."\\
''[Later, Crafty finds a plush'' Sonic ''OC, and he starts tinkering with it to figure out what makes it and others like it so appealing to'' Sonic ''fans.]'' \\
'''Plushy Sonic:''' "LOVE SPEED! WORSHIP SPEED! CONSUME SPEED! Speed speed speed speed..."

to:

'''Sonack:''' "I I MUST ACCELERATE AT A REASONABLE PACE."\\
''[Later,
\\
''[Even later,
Crafty finds a plush'' Sonic ''OC, and he starts tinkering with it to figure out what makes it and others like it so appealing to'' Sonic ''fans.]'' \\
'''Plushy Sonic:''' "LOVE LOVE SPEED! WORSHIP SPEED! CONSUME SPEED! Speed speed speed speed..."
speed...



-->'''Pepper:''' "What is this deep-rooted, serious issue? Break up? Girl trouble? Baking accident--wait, no, that's me."

to:

-->'''Pepper:''' "What What is this deep-rooted, serious issue? Break up? Girl trouble? Baking accident--wait, no, that's me."



-->'''Pepper:''' "Doctor. You can't be serious. THAT is your problem?!"

to:

-->'''Pepper:''' "Doctor.Doctor. You can't be serious. THAT is your problem?!"problem?!



-->'''Duke:''' "Okay, Doc wants us to make sure the castle's safe, and that no bad guys gets in here!"\\
'''Scout:''' "[[Recap/DrCraftySeason3Month6HeroMonth Like how we stopped all those robots?]]"\\
'''Duke:''' "Well, as one-off gag characters, our existence depends on whether or not we're included in the script, mostly reliant on my dumb but lovable persona, and your small and fiery demeanor playing into the structure of the episode."\\
'''Scout:''' "Quite astute of you, Duke!"\\
'''Duke:''' "No thanks, I'll have the salad."\\

to:

-->'''Duke:''' "Okay, Okay, Doc wants us to make sure the castle's safe, and that no bad guys gets in here!"\\
here!\\
'''Scout:''' "[[Recap/DrCraftySeason3Month6HeroMonth [[Recap/DrCraftySeason3Month6HeroMonth Like how we stopped all those robots?]]"\\
robots?]]\\
'''Duke:''' "Well, Well, as one-off gag characters, our existence depends on whether or not we're included in the script, mostly reliant on my dumb but lovable persona, and your small and fiery demeanor playing into the structure of the episode."\\
\\
'''Scout:''' "Quite Quite astute of you, Duke!"\\
Duke!\\
'''Duke:''' "No No thanks, I'll have the salad."\\\\



-->'''Stylene:''' "So who's in the chair today, Doc? Fanservice the Bat? Try-Hard the Edge-Hog? ''Muscles the Leg Day?? KEVIN??''"\\
'''Crafty:''' "WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT--''[clears throat]'' No no, someone else."\\
'''Stylene:''' "Well, so long as it ain't Big the Cat..."\\
'''Crafty:''' "...Well..."\\
'''Stylene:''' "AW, NEWT EYES!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Yeah, by Patrons' vote, it's Big the Cat."\\
'''Stylene:''' "Let's just get this over with."\\
'''Crafty:''' "That's what most people say when it comes to Big the Cat's stages!"\\
'''Stylene, muttering under her breath:''' "''Don't murder your boss again, don't murder your boss again...''"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Wait, what??"

to:

-->'''Stylene:''' "So So who's in the chair today, Doc? Fanservice the Bat? Try-Hard the Edge-Hog? ''Muscles the Leg Day?? KEVIN??''"\\
KEVIN??''\\
'''Crafty:''' "WHO WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT--''[clears throat]'' No no, someone else."\\
\\
'''Stylene:''' "Well, Well, so long as it ain't Big the Cat..."\\
'''Crafty:''' "...
\\
'''Crafty:''' ...
Well..."\\
\\
'''Stylene:''' "AW, AW, NEWT EYES!"\\
EYES!\\
'''Crafty:''' "Yeah, Yeah, by Patrons' vote, it's Big the Cat."\\
\\
'''Stylene:''' "Let's Let's just get this over with."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "That's That's what most people say when it comes to Big the Cat's stages!"\\
'''Stylene,
stages!\\
'''Stylene:''' ''[
muttering under her breath:''' "''Don't breath] Don't murder your boss again, don't murder your boss again...''"\\
''\\
'''Crafty:''' "Wait, what??"Wait, what??



-->'''Stylene:''' "... You okay, Doc?"\\
'''Crafty, enraptured:''' "If only... If only..."

to:

-->'''Stylene:''' "... -->'''Stylene:''' ... You okay, Doc?"\\
'''Crafty, enraptured:''' "If
Doc?\\
'''Crafty:''' If
only... If only..."



-->'''Nurse:''' "Doctor, NO! We are not making our cute characters fight!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Oh, so Smash Bros. can do it, but I can't?!"\\
'''Nurse:''' "We can't go down that road again, not after the last time!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Fair point. So many orphans..."

to:

-->'''Nurse:''' "Doctor, Doctor, NO! We are not making our cute characters fight!"\\
fight!\\
'''Crafty:''' "Oh, Oh, so Smash Bros. can do it, but I can't?!"\\
can't?!\\
'''Nurse:''' "We We can't go down that road again, not after the last time!"\\
time!\\
'''Crafty:''' "Fair Fair point. So many orphans..."
orphans...



-->'''Stylene:''' "I dunno, ladies, this salon seems WAY more homey to me for some reason!"

to:

-->'''Stylene:''' "I I dunno, ladies, this salon seems WAY more homey to me for some reason!"
reason!



-->'''Crafty:''' "I've subscribed to [=DnD=] Beyond, bought almost every sourcebook, created over a hundred new characters, binge-watched Critical Role within a week, and lost a night of sleep to Mollimauk's death!"

to:

-->'''Crafty:''' "I've I've subscribed to [=DnD=] Beyond, bought almost every sourcebook, created over a hundred new characters, binge-watched Critical Role within a week, and lost a night of sleep to Mollimauk's death!"death!



-->'''Crystelle:''' "I would make a convincing librarian."\\
'''Pepper:''' "Oh! Can I be the lunch lady?"\\
'''Messi:''' "Make me a cheerleader!"\\
'''Stylene:''' "I can be the school [[CurseCutShort bi--]]!"\\

to:

-->'''Crystelle:''' "I I would make a convincing librarian."\\
\\
'''Pepper:''' "Oh! Oh! Can I be the lunch lady?"\\
lady?\\
'''Messi:''' "Make Make me a cheerleader!"\\
cheerleader!\\
'''Stylene:''' "I I can be the school [[CurseCutShort bi--]]!"\\bi--]]!\\



'''Stylene:''' "[[LastSecondWordSwap ... delinquent]]."

to:

'''Stylene:''' "[[LastSecondWordSwap ... delinquent]]."
[[LastSecondWordSwap ... delinquent]].



-->'''Narrator:''' "'''E'''very. '''V'''illain. '''I'''s. '''LEMONS'''!"

to:

-->'''Narrator:''' "'''E'''very.'''E'''very. '''V'''illain. '''I'''s. '''LEMONS'''!"'''LEMONS'''!



-->'''Crafty:''' "Let's see... Now that we have some wacky situations, what can we do with them...?"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Well, I was thinking that since it is a villain school, those were just some fun concepts for a story. If anyone wanted to write one, we don't have to do anything with it; it's just fun to imagine... Ehehehe..."\\
'''Crafty:''' "You're right; I think we've done enough today."\\
'''Pepper:''' "Agreed! And I think our student is ready to go home, as well!"\\
'''Crafty, jokingly:''' "Let's go pick her up from school~!"\\
'''Pepper,''' '''''un''''''''jokingly:''' "Yeah! And then we can plan a four week vacation to our beach house with the little tyke, but at the last minute, ground her for not completing her Torture 101 class assignment, and then go on this long-winded road trip where we--"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Woah woah, Pepper! Slow down! She isn't ''reeaaal.''"\\
'''Pepper:''' "... Is anything real?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Pepper, we can get existential in another episode. Our little girl needs us to pick her up before the other kids bully her!"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Yes, Doctor..."

to:

-->'''Crafty:''' "Let's Let's see... Now that we have some wacky situations, what can we do with them...?"\\
?\\
'''Pepper:''' "Well, Well, I was thinking that since it is a villain school, those were just some fun concepts for a story. If anyone wanted to write one, we don't have to do anything with it; it's just fun to imagine... Ehehehe..."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "You're You're right; I think we've done enough today."\\
\\
'''Pepper:''' "Agreed! Agreed! And I think our student is ready to go home, as well!"\\
'''Crafty, jokingly:''' "Let's
well!\\
'''Crafty:''' Let's
go pick her up from school~!"\\
'''Pepper,''' '''''un''''''''jokingly:''' "Yeah!
school~!\\
'''Pepper:''' Yeah!
And then we can plan a four week vacation to our beach house with the little tyke, but at the last minute, ground her for not completing her Torture 101 class assignment, and then go on this long-winded road trip where we--"\\
we--\\
'''Crafty:''' "Woah Woah woah, Pepper! Slow down! She isn't ''reeaaal.''"\\
'''Pepper:''' "...
''\\
'''Pepper:''' ...
Is anything real?"\\
real?\\
'''Crafty:''' "Pepper, Pepper, we can get existential in another episode. Our little girl needs us to pick her up before the other kids bully her!"\\
her!\\
'''Pepper:''' "Yes, Doctor..."
Yes, Doctor...



--->'''Pepper:''' "NO! I didn't mean to set the forest on fire! It was an acc--Oh! Good morning everyone! Crazy dream last night!"

to:

--->'''Pepper:''' "NO! NO! I didn't mean to set the forest on fire! It was an acc--Oh! Good morning everyone! Crazy dream last night!"night!



-->'''Crafty:''' "Hey, girls! Is the bus ready?"\\
'''Stylene:''' "Ready to hit the road, Doc! Had to do a bit of improv repairs with the squid girl, buuuut I'm sure it'll hold together for the rest of the trip!"\\

to:

-->'''Crafty:''' "Hey, Hey, girls! Is the bus ready?"\\
ready?\\
'''Stylene:''' "Ready Ready to hit the road, Doc! Had to do a bit of improv repairs with the squid girl, buuuut I'm sure it'll hold together for the rest of the trip!"\\trip!\\



'''Crafty:''' "Good enough for me! Let's get out of here, Nurse--''before they notice.''"\\
'''Nurse:''' "Notice what?"\\
''[Crafty wastes no time dragging Nurse to the bus.]''\\
'''Crafty, to the Ouran students:''' "It was nice meeting you! Have a good day! Sorry again! Blah blah blah, bye!!"\\

to:

'''Crafty:''' "Good Good enough for me! Let's get out of here, Nurse--''before they notice.''"\\
''\\
'''Nurse:''' "Notice what?"\\
Notice what?\\
''[Crafty wastes no time dragging Nurse to the bus.bus, delivering a hurried farewell to the Ouran students while doing so.]''\\
'''Crafty, to the Ouran students:''' "It '''Crafty:''' It was nice meeting you! Have a good day! Sorry again! Blah blah blah, bye!!"\\bye!!\\



'''Haruhi:''' "Wow, not bad. This thing looks pretty..."\\

to:

'''Haruhi:''' "Wow, Wow, not bad. This thing looks pretty..."\\\\



'''Haruhi:''' "... Flat."

to:

'''Haruhi:''' "... Flat."
'''Haruhi:''' ... Flat.



-->'''Crafty:''' "Glad everything has ''finally'' calmed down."\\
'''Stylene, referring to Danny Fenton:''' "Nice kid. Plus, he gave me some ''awesome'' tips on how he keeps his hair so white!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "And what, pray tell, did he say?"\\
'''Stylene:''' "He recommended a bunch of great products!"\\

to:

-->'''Crafty:''' "Glad --> ''[The art is completed and the two hosts just got to meet Danny Fenton.]''\\
'''Crafty:''' Glad
everything has ''finally'' calmed down."\\
'''Stylene, referring to Danny Fenton:''' "Nice
\\
'''Stylene:''' Nice
kid. Plus, he gave me some ''awesome'' tips on how he keeps his hair so white!"\\
white!\\
'''Crafty:''' "And And what, pray tell, did he say?"\\
say?\\
'''Stylene:''' "He He recommended a bunch of great products!"\\products!\\



'''Stylene:''' "Ghost gel, specter sculpt, macabre mousse, phantom foundation, a-thousand-and-one polter-puns..."\\
'''Crafty:''' "Where did you get all that stuff?"\\
'''Stylene:''' "A ''Boo''tique!"\\

to:

'''Stylene:''' "Ghost Ghost gel, specter sculpt, macabre mousse, phantom foundation, a-thousand-and-one polter-puns..."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "Where Where did you get all that stuff?"\\
stuff?\\
'''Stylene:''' "A ''Boo''tique!"\\A ''Boo''tique!\\



'''Crafty:''' "... Quite the ''pun''dit, aren't you?"\\
'''Stylene:''' "What can I say? I've mastered style, magic, and puns!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "I thought you were a witch, not a ''sass''eress."\\
'''Stylene:''' "And I've got something for you, too, Doc!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Really?"\\
'''Stylene:''' "Yeah."\\

to:

'''Crafty:''' "... '''Crafty:''' ... Quite the ''pun''dit, aren't you?"\\
you?\\
'''Stylene:''' "What What can I say? I've mastered style, magic, and puns!"\\
puns!\\
'''Crafty:''' "I I thought you were a witch, not a ''sass''eress."\\
\\
'''Stylene:''' "And And I've got something for you, too, Doc!"\\
Doc!\\
'''Crafty:''' "Really?"\\
Really?\\
'''Stylene:''' "Yeah."\\Yeah.\\



'''Stylene:''' "''Sealent.''"\\

to:

'''Stylene:''' "''Sealent.''"\\''Sealent.''\\



'''Stylene:''' "*Gasp*! What's that? Sell all your gaming consoles for a new rinsing station?!"\\

to:

'''Stylene:''' "*Gasp*! *Gasp*! What's that? Sell all your gaming consoles for a new rinsing station?!"\\station?!\\



'''Stylene:''' "Well, if you insist, Doc!"\\

to:

'''Stylene:''' "Well, Well, if you insist, Doc!"\\Doc!\\



'''Stylene:''' "WHHAAAAAAT?! Take ''all'' your Halloween candy and do the next episode by myself?! Don't mind if I do!"\\
''[Stylene leaves, presumably to do all that she asked.]''\\
'''Crafty, in his head:''' "I am thoroughly vexed that my staunch employee has disregarded my feelings so flagrantly, and now I must address my emotions in the most profound way possible."\\
'''Crafty, out loud:''' "'''''MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'''''"

to:

'''Stylene:''' "WHHAAAAAAT?! WHHAAAAAAT?! Take ''all'' your Halloween candy and do the next episode by myself?! Don't mind if I do!"\\
do!\\
''[Stylene leaves, presumably to do all that she asked. Crafty monologues to himself in his head.]''\\
'''Crafty, in his head:''' "I '''Crafty:''' I am thoroughly vexed that my staunch employee has disregarded my feelings so flagrantly, and now I must address my emotions in the most profound way possible."\\
'''Crafty,
\\
''[Out loud, Crafty lets
out loud:''' "'''''MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'''''"
one final muffled scream.]''\\
'''Crafty:''' '''''MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!'''''



-->'''Pepper:''' "Wait. I just realized it's Friday today, so everyone probably went home for the weekend by now. How are we supposed to get in if there are no school staff left to open the doors for us?"\\
'''Stylene, presenting a crowbar:''' "I ''miiiight'' have an idea..."\\

to:

-->'''Pepper:''' "Wait.Wait. I just realized it's Friday today, so everyone probably went home for the weekend by now. How are we supposed to get in if there are no school staff left to open the doors for us?"\\
'''Stylene, presenting
us?\\
''[Stylene presents
a crowbar:''' "I crowbar]''\\
'''Stylene:''' I
''miiiight'' have an idea..."\\\\



'''Crystelle:''' "... Yep. Definitely saw ''this'' coming."\\
'''Messi:''' "Like we had any other options? Don't forget: we ''are'' still villains--technically."

to:

'''Crystelle:''' "...'''Crystelle:''' ... Yep. Definitely saw ''this'' coming."\\
\\
'''Messi:''' "Like Like we had any other options? Don't forget: we ''are'' still villains--technically."



-->'''Pepper:''' "Good gravy! I don't like this at all! It feels so...''illegal!''"\\
'''Messi, playfully:''' "Oh it most definitely is! If we get caught, we're gonna get put in jail!"\\
'''Pepper:''' "DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT, ALREADY?"

to:

-->'''Pepper:''' "Good Good gravy! I don't like this at all! It feels so...''illegal!''"\\
'''Messi, playfully:''' "Oh
''illegal!''\\
'''Messi:''' ''[playfully]'' Oh
it most definitely is! If we get caught, we're gonna get put in jail!"\\
jail!\\
'''Pepper:''' "DO DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT, ALREADY?"ALREADY?



* In Nurse's flashback, the art teacher seems to have drawn two apples and a banana paired together on her blackboard. It's the very same visual euphemism used to illustrate Crafty's college art class trauma in "New Season, New Friends."

to:

* In Nurse's flashback, the art teacher seems to have drawn two apples and a single banana paired together on her blackboard. It's the very same visual euphemism used to illustrate Crafty's college art class trauma in "New Season, New Friends."



'''Disgustilda, addressing Crystelle:''' "HEYYOOOOOOO!! I think I'll field this one, boy!"\\
'''Crystelle:''' "What?! How?! When-''why?!?!''"\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "Oy, you should get that stye looked at, boy! Could be an infection! Anyway! As a matter of fact, I actually have my own storefront online, boy! Ye can find all my knitted knickknacks on my Sketchy page! You're one simple click away from exploring my fluffy menagerie!"\\
''[A preview of Disgustilda's website drops from the ceiling. It's blatantly just Etsy with red text typed over the logo. The front page's banner reads "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Definitely not NFTs! All our pngs are real, we promise!]]"]''\\
'''Crystelle, out of view:''' "Hey!!"\\
'''Disgustilda, popping back into view:''' "As you can see, ye can find all my worldly wonders right here, boy! ''And you can wear 'em, too,'' by simply sharing all your personal data with a faceless corporation that absolutely ''doesn't'' use unscrupulous practices for the sake of profit! They told me to say this, mine boy, right 'ere! In this four hundred page terms of service contract that I signed! ''Ohhhhhh, the back drama! Ohh the doublecross! Ohhhh, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle, boy!!''"\\

to:

'''Disgustilda, addressing Crystelle:''' "HEYYOOOOOOO!! I think I'll field this one, boy!"\\
'''Crystelle:''' "What?! How?! When-''why?!?!''"\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "Oy, HEYYOOOOOOO!! I think I'll field this one, boy!\\
'''Crystelle:''' What?! How?! When-''why?!?!''\\
'''Disgustilda:''' Oy,
you should get that stye looked at, boy! Could be an infection! Anyway! As a matter of fact, I actually have my own storefront online, boy! Ye can find all my knitted knickknacks on my Sketchy page! You're one simple click away from exploring my fluffy menagerie!"\\
menagerie!\\
''[A preview of Disgustilda's website drops from the ceiling. It's blatantly just Etsy with red text typed over the logo. The front page's banner reads "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Definitely not NFTs! All our pngs are real, we promise!]]"]''\\
'''Crystelle, out of view:''' "Hey!!"\\
'''Disgustilda, popping back into view:''' "As
promise!]]]''\\
'''Crystelle:''' Hey!!\\
'''Disgustilda:''' As
you can see, ye can find all my worldly wonders right here, boy! ''And you can wear 'em, too,'' by simply sharing all your personal data with a faceless corporation that absolutely ''doesn't'' use unscrupulous practices for the sake of profit! They told me to say this, mine boy, right 'ere! In this four hundred page terms of service contract that I signed! ''Ohhhhhh, the back drama! Ohh the doublecross! Ohhhh, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle, boy!!''"\\boy!!''\\



'''Crystelle:''' "Who... in their right mind would create such an ''insidious'' contract?"\\

to:

'''Crystelle:''' "Who... Who... in their right mind would create such an ''insidious'' contract?"\\contract?\\



'''Crystelle:''' "Oh wait, no. I know exactly who."\\

to:

'''Crystelle:''' "Oh Oh wait, no. I know exactly who."\\\\



-->'''Ceradust:''' "DID ''SOME''BODY SAY 'THE INCIDENT?!'"\\
''[A'' Smash Brothers ''intro card appears as Cera strikes a pose, with the subtitle "CERADUST! Respects Women's Rights" appearing to his right. With a record scratch, things return to normal.]''\\
'''Ceradust:''' "... Because I remember 'The Incident.' It was very terrifying, it was very traumatic, and my toe never recovered... BUT since I'm here, good day, fair maiden! I simply wanted to take a moment of your time to ask if you knew anything regarding whether or not the ''Dr. Crafty'' timeline had any connections to the hit anime ''Senki Zesshou Symphogear.'' Because I know--''I KNOW,'' for a fact--that since Nurse Worse has the ability to SING, that means she can use a Symphogear. And frankly, ''I KNOW'' that this is going to be one of her new powerups to come in the later seasons."\\
'''Crystelle, finally contemplating what in the''' '''''hell''''' '''is going on:''' "Oh-hohoho, ''no.'' I am ''not'' having my show crashed ''twice'' in one episode!"\\

to:

-->'''Ceradust:''' "DID DID ''SOME''BODY SAY 'THE INCIDENT?!'"\\
INCIDENT?!'\\
''[A'' Smash Brothers ''intro card appears as Cera strikes a pose, with the subtitle "CERADUST! CERADUST! Respects Women's Rights" Rights appearing to his right. With a record scratch, things return to normal.]''\\
'''Ceradust:''' "...'''Ceradust:''' ... Because I remember 'The Incident.' It was very terrifying, it was very traumatic, and my toe never recovered... BUT since I'm here, good day, fair maiden! I simply wanted to take a moment of your time to ask if you knew anything regarding whether or not the ''Dr. Crafty'' timeline had any connections to the hit anime ''Senki Zesshou Symphogear.'' Because I know--''I KNOW,'' for a fact--that since Nurse Worse has the ability to SING, that means she can use a Symphogear. And frankly, ''I KNOW'' that this is going to be one of her new powerups to come in the later seasons."\\
'''Crystelle, finally contemplating what in the''' '''''hell''''' '''is going on:''' "Oh-hohoho,
\\
'''Crystelle:''' Oh-hohoho,
''no.'' I am ''not'' having my show crashed ''twice'' in one episode!"\\episode!\\



'''Crystelle:''' "These non-sequiturs only get worse and worse around here... Anyway, to put it simply, we're hoping to try and go to the next [=MomoCon=] once current affair at the time of ''this'' video become more safe to do so. We may be content creators, but we're not ''that'' stupid."\\
'''Ceradust, breaking back into the bus:''' "AH-HA! WEAR A KID AND VACCINATE YOUR MASKS!!"\\
'''Crystelle:''' "''Begone!''"\\

to:

'''Crystelle:''' "These These non-sequiturs only get worse and worse around here... Anyway, to put it simply, we're hoping to try and go to the next [=MomoCon=] once current affair at the time of ''this'' video become more safe to do so. We may be content creators, but we're not ''that'' stupid."\\
'''Ceradust, breaking back into the bus:''' "AH-HA!
\\
'''Ceradust:''' AH-HA!
WEAR A KID AND VACCINATE YOUR MASKS!!"\\
MASKS!!\\
'''Crystelle:''' "''Begone!''"\\''Begone!''\\



'''Crafty:''' "Who was that just now?"\\
'''Crystelle:''' "The ''worst.'' Kind. Of [=YouTuber=]."\\
'''Crafty:''' "Oh god, a reaction channel?!"\\
'''Crystelle:''' "''Worse.'' A ''Commentator!''"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Gross. So, where'd you send him?"\\

to:

'''Crafty:''' "Who Who was that just now?"\\
now?\\
'''Crystelle:''' "The The ''worst.'' Kind. Of [=YouTuber=]."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "Oh Oh god, a reaction channel?!"\\
channel?!\\
'''Crystelle:''' "''Worse.''Worse.'' A ''Commentator!''"\\
''Commentator!''\\
'''Crafty:''' "Gross. Gross. So, where'd you send him?"\\him?\\



'''Ceradust:''' "... I KNEW IT!!"\\

to:

'''Ceradust:''' "... '''Ceradust:''' ... I KNEW IT!!"\\IT!!\\



'''Crystelle:''' "You... don't want to know."

to:

'''Crystelle:''' "You...You... don't want to know."



-->'''Crystelle:''' "Thank you all for joining me with this road-show edition of the ''Questionable Qloset.'' [[TemptingFate I just hope next time I don't get]] ''[[TemptingFate this]]'' [[TemptingFate many interruptions]]."\\

to:

-->'''Crystelle:''' "Thank Thank you all for joining me with this road-show edition of the ''Questionable Qloset.'' [[TemptingFate I just hope next time I don't get]] ''[[TemptingFate this]]'' [[TemptingFate many interruptions]]."\\\\



'''Crystelle:''' "''What the--?''"\\

to:

'''Crystelle:''' "''What the--?''"\\''What the--?''\\



'''Ceradust:''' "Guess you can say these nonsequiturs are ''DRIVING'' you ''CRRRRAAAAZZZYYYYY!!'' STYLENE SUPREMACY!! NOTHIN' BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE CERADUST-- AH!!"\\

to:

'''Ceradust:''' "Guess Guess you can say these nonsequiturs are ''DRIVING'' you ''CRRRRAAAAZZZYYYYY!!'' STYLENE SUPREMACY!! NOTHIN' BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE CERADUST-- AH!!"\\AH!!\\



''[He's so tied up however, that he ends up falling to the floor like a tree]''.

to:

''[He's so tied up up, however, that he ends up falling to the floor like a tree]''.



-->'''Junkrat:''' "I didn't die here, I er... I respawned! So it didn't count!"

to:

-->'''Junkrat:''' "I I didn't die here, I er... I respawned! So it didn't count!"count!



-->'''Messibelle:''' "Maleficent?"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Ursula?"\\
'''Stylene:''' "Scarlet Johannson!?"\\
'''Crystelle:''' "I can't see any of the usual Disney Villains within our future. I don't understand, Crafty! What do you mean?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Oh they aren't your everyday villains!"\\
'''Nurse:''' "Then who is it, Crafty? I'm scared!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "The most horrid villain of them all!...''Disney Lawyers!''"

to:

-->'''Messibelle:''' "Maleficent?"\\
Maleficent?\\
'''Pepper:''' "Ursula?"\\
Ursula?\\
'''Stylene:''' "Scarlet Johannson!?"\\
Scarlet Johannson!?\\
'''Crystelle:''' "I I can't see any of the usual Disney Villains within our future. I don't understand, Crafty! What do you mean?"\\
mean?\\
'''Crafty:''' "Oh Oh they aren't your everyday villains!"\\
villains!\\
'''Nurse:''' "Then Then who is it, Crafty? I'm scared!"\\
scared!\\
'''Crafty:''' "The The most horrid villain of them all!...''Disney Lawyers!''"Lawyers!''



'''Jedah:''' "Ahhh! Hoo...! It's done!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Jedah! How?! What?!"\\
'''Nurse:''' "Oh! Welcome back, Jedah!"\\
'''Jedah:''' "Indeed--*gasp*--I have returned in one piece... And to report that your legal problems are over!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "How? How did you get out of here alive?"\\
'''Jedah:''' "Oh, the resolution turned out to be quite simple, actually! I made them an offer they ''couldn't'' refuse."\\

to:

'''Jedah:''' "Ahhh! Ahhh! Hoo...! It's done!"\\
done!\\
'''Crafty:''' "Jedah! Jedah! How?! What?!"\\
What?!\\
'''Nurse:''' "Oh! Oh! Welcome back, Jedah!"\\
Jedah!\\
'''Jedah:''' "Indeed--*gasp*--I Indeed--*gasp*--I have returned in one piece... And to report that your legal problems are over!"\\
over!\\
'''Crafty:''' "How? How? How did you get out of here alive?"\\
alive?\\
'''Jedah:''' "Oh, Oh, the resolution turned out to be quite simple, actually! I made them an offer they ''couldn't'' refuse."\\\\



'''Jedah:''' "THAT'S for not making a new ''Darkstalkers'' game, you Mega-Morons! MYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

to:

'''Jedah:''' "THAT'S THAT'S for not making a new ''Darkstalkers'' game, you Mega-Morons! MYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
MYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!


--> '''Crafty:''' "Oh. ''Ohhhhhhhhh...'' Y’know, in hindsight, probably should've used protection."

to:

--> '''Crafty:''' -->'''Crafty:''' "Oh. ''Ohhhhhhhhh...'' Y’know, in hindsight, probably should've used protection."



--> ''[Outside of the castle, Crafty is impatiently knocking on the main door.]''\\

to:

--> ''[Outside -->''[Outside of the castle, Crafty is impatiently knocking on the main door.]''\\



---> ''[Pepper's holding a locket housing a picture of herself and her oven as if it were her one true love.]''\\

to:

---> ''[Pepper's --->''[Pepper's holding a locket housing a picture of herself and her oven as if it were her one true love.]''\\



--> '''Jedah, appearing in a puff of fire:''' "Now, hold your horses! Are we talking about definitions in this court of law?"\\

to:

--> '''Jedah, -->'''Jedah, appearing in a puff of fire:''' "Now, hold your horses! Are we talking about definitions in this court of law?"\\



--> '''Penguin:''' Okay, so I know I don't look ''exactly'' like my Tinder profile picture...

to:

--> '''Penguin:''' -->'''Penguin:''' Okay, so I know I don't look ''exactly'' like my Tinder profile picture...



--> ''[The camera is zoomed in to focus on the door to the lab, where Messi peeks in to see what the commotion is all about. She looks turned on.]''\\

to:

--> ''[The -->''[The camera is zoomed in to focus on the door to the lab, where Messi peeks in to see what the commotion is all about. She looks turned on.]''\\



--> '''Stylene:''' "Well, since we're working on a ''Sailor Moon'' character, I was just getting all excited!"\\

to:

--> '''Stylene:''' -->'''Stylene:''' "Well, since we're working on a ''Sailor Moon'' character, I was just getting all excited!"\\



--> '''Crafty:''' "Oh hey, this one’s actually not that bad!"\\

to:

--> '''Crafty:''' -->'''Crafty:''' "Oh hey, this one’s actually not that bad!"\\



--> '''Sonack:''' "HELLO, IT IS ME, SONACK, AND I LIKE TO RUN WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT."\\

to:

--> '''Sonack:''' -->'''Sonack:''' "HELLO, IT IS ME, SONACK, AND I LIKE TO RUN WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT."\\



--> '''Pepper:''' "What is this deep-rooted, serious issue? Break up? Girl trouble? Baking accident--wait, no, that's me."

to:

--> '''Pepper:''' -->'''Pepper:''' "What is this deep-rooted, serious issue? Break up? Girl trouble? Baking accident--wait, no, that's me."



--> '''Pepper:''' "Doctor. You can't be serious. THAT is your problem?!"

to:

--> '''Pepper:''' -->'''Pepper:''' "Doctor. You can't be serious. THAT is your problem?!"



--> '''Crafty:''' Need I say more?

to:

--> '''Crafty:''' -->'''Crafty:''' Need I say more?



--> '''Sonic:''' You guys are way cooler than my other friends!\\

to:

--> '''Sonic:''' -->'''Sonic:''' You guys are way cooler than my other friends!\\



--> '''Stylene:''' "... You okay, Doc?"\\

to:

--> '''Stylene:''' -->'''Stylene:''' "... You okay, Doc?"\\



--> '''Stylene:''' "I dunno, ladies, this salon seems WAY more homey to me for some reason!"

to:

--> '''Stylene:''' -->'''Stylene:''' "I dunno, ladies, this salon seems WAY more homey to me for some reason!"



--> '''Crafty:''' "I've subscribed to [=DnD=] Beyond, bought almost every sourcebook, created over a hundred new characters, binge-watched Critical Role within a week, and lost a night of sleep to Mollimauk's death!"

to:

--> '''Crafty:''' -->'''Crafty:''' "I've subscribed to [=DnD=] Beyond, bought almost every sourcebook, created over a hundred new characters, binge-watched Critical Role within a week, and lost a night of sleep to Mollimauk's death!"



--> '''Narrator:''' "'''E'''very. '''V'''illain. '''I'''s. '''LEMONS'''!"

to:

--> '''Narrator:''' -->'''Narrator:''' "'''E'''very. '''V'''illain. '''I'''s. '''LEMONS'''!"



---> '''Pepper:''' "NO! I didn't mean to set the forest on fire! It was an acc--Oh! Good morning everyone! Crazy dream last night!"

to:

---> '''Pepper:''' --->'''Pepper:''' "NO! I didn't mean to set the forest on fire! It was an acc--Oh! Good morning everyone! Crazy dream last night!"



--> '''Crafty:''' Next time, check if it's a ghost school ''before'' you go pulling stunts like that.

to:

--> '''Crafty:''' -->'''Crafty:''' Next time, check if it's a ghost school ''before'' you go pulling stunts like that.



--> '''Pepper:''' "Good gravy! I don't like this at all! It feels so...''illegal!''"\\

to:

--> '''Pepper:''' -->'''Pepper:''' "Good gravy! I don't like this at all! It feels so...''illegal!''"\\



--> '''Crafty:''' I WILL USE THE HEART OF THE CARDS TO GET MY WAY OUT!\\

to:

--> '''Crafty:''' -->'''Crafty:''' I WILL USE THE HEART OF THE CARDS TO GET MY WAY OUT!\\



--> '''Crystelle''': ''Once''.

to:

--> '''Crystelle''': -->'''Crystelle''': ''Once''.


(''Felicia starts tossing sweaters left and right.'')\\

to:

(''Felicia ''[Felicia starts tossing sweaters left and right.'')\\]''\\



(''All three judges sigh in relief.'')\\

to:

(''All ''[All three judges sigh in relief.'')\\]''\\



--> (''Outside of the castle, Crafty is impatiently knocking on the main door.'')\\

to:

--> (''Outside ''[Outside of the castle, Crafty is impatiently knocking on the main door.'')\\]''\\



(''[[{{Beat}} Silently, Crafty nervously watches as Disgustilda considers the meal]]... She opts to take it.'')\\

to:

(''[[{{Beat}} ''[[[{{Beat}} Silently, Crafty nervously watches as Disgustilda considers the meal]]... She opts to take it.'')\\]''\\



(''Disgustilda sprints off to her cottage.'')\\

to:

(''Disgustilda ''[Disgustilda sprints off to her cottage.'')\\]''\\



(''Disgustilda emphatically slams her door.'')

to:

(''Disgustilda ''[Disgustilda emphatically slams her door.'')
]''



---> (''Pepper's holding a locket housing a picture of herself and her oven as if it were her one true love.'')\\

to:

---> (''Pepper's ''[Pepper's holding a locket housing a picture of herself and her oven as if it were her one true love.'')\\]''\\



(''Pepper hands Crafty a box of Chips Ahoy cookies.'')\\

to:

(''Pepper ''[Pepper hands Crafty a box of Chips Ahoy cookies.'')\\]''\\



(''Jedah summons a tennis racket and swats Crafty out of the room with it.'')\\

to:

(''Jedah ''[Jedah summons a tennis racket and swats Crafty out of the room with it.'')\\]''\\



(''Both of them awkwardly walk offscreen.'')

to:

(''Both ''[Both of them awkwardly walk offscreen.'')]''



--> (''The camera is zoomed in to focus on the door to the lab, where Messi peeks in to see what the commotion is all about. She looks turned on.'')\\

to:

--> (''The ''[The camera is zoomed in to focus on the door to the lab, where Messi peeks in to see what the commotion is all about. She looks turned on.'')\\]''\\



(''Nurse obliges, and Messi's face lights up in recognition upon realizing what's going on.'')\\

to:

(''Nurse ''[Nurse obliges, and Messi's face lights up in recognition upon realizing what's going on.'')\\]''\\



(''The camera cuts to focus on Messi, slowly backing away from the door. She is accompanied by the other cohosts. Pepper and Crystelle look confused, while Stylene looks bored out of her mind, reading a magazine.'')\\

to:

(''The ''[The camera cuts to focus on Messi, slowly backing away from the door. She is accompanied by the other cohosts. Pepper and Crystelle look confused, while Stylene looks bored out of her mind, reading a magazine.'')\\]''\\



(''There's a crash and the sound of some clucking chickens. By this point, almost every cohost leaves the scene in embarrassment... except for Messi, whose mind is running wild with the dialogue she's hearing.'' '''''The instant she leaves the screen,''''' ''Stylene returns to drag Messi away.'')

to:

(''There's ''[There's a crash and the sound of some clucking chickens. By this point, almost every cohost leaves the scene in embarrassment... except for Messi, whose mind is running wild with the dialogue she's hearing.'' '''''The instant she leaves the screen,''''' ''Stylene returns to drag Messi away.'')
]''



(''Crafty snickers.'')\\

to:

(''Crafty ''[Crafty snickers.'')\\]''\\



(''Crafty frowns at the blatant oneupmanship as the scene transitions.'')

to:

(''Crafty ''[Crafty frowns at the blatant oneupmanship as the scene transitions.'')]''



(''Nurse'' '''''actually flashes her breasts,''''' ''though they’re thankfully censored by [[StealthPun two pictures of a booby and a titmouse]], respectfully.'')\\

to:

(''Nurse'' ''[Nurse'' '''''actually flashes her breasts,''''' ''though they’re thankfully censored by [[StealthPun two pictures of a booby and a titmouse]], respectfully.'')\\]''\\



(''The clever censorship wasn't enough. A notice appears, explaining that the video was taken down for violating [=YouTube’s=] terms of service. Thankfully, the Crew is back on the air soon after.'')

to:

(''The ''[The clever censorship wasn't enough. A notice appears, explaining that the video was taken down for violating [=YouTube’s=] terms of service. Thankfully, the Crew is back on the air soon after.'')]''



(''Crafty casually sips from his coffee cup.'')\\

to:

(''Crafty ''[Crafty casually sips from his coffee cup.'')\\]''\\



(''Nurse yeets Sonack off stage. Later, Sonack returns briefly for one last declaration.'')\\

to:

(''Nurse ''[Nurse yeets Sonack off stage. Later, Sonack returns briefly for one last declaration.'')\\]''\\



(''Later, Crafty finds a plush'' Sonic ''OC, and he starts tinkering with it to figure out what makes it and others like it so appealing to'' Sonic ''fans.'') \\

to:

(''Later, ''[Later, Crafty finds a plush'' Sonic ''OC, and he starts tinkering with it to figure out what makes it and others like it so appealing to'' Sonic ''fans.'') ]'' \\



(''Scout groans.'')

to:

(''Scout ''[Scout groans.'')]''



'''Crafty:''' "WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT--(''clears throat'') No no, someone else."\\

to:

'''Crafty:''' "WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT--(''clears throat'') ABOUT--''[clears throat]'' No no, someone else."\\



(''A cut shows just about every other'' Sonic ''side character standing by, quietly insulted as crickets chirp.'')\\

to:

(''A ''[A cut shows just about every other'' Sonic ''side character standing by, quietly insulted as crickets chirp.'')\\]''\\



(''The flashback ends; apparently, the fantasy is just too good for Crafty, who Stylene has been watching with concern.'')

to:

(''The ''[The flashback ends; apparently, the fantasy is just too good for Crafty, who Stylene has been watching with concern.'')]''



(''Crafty shoots Stylene a glare.'')\\

to:

(''Crafty ''[Crafty shoots Stylene a glare.'')\\]''\\



(''Stylene reaches for the ignition to start the bus. It chokes a couple times, but a few repeated attempts from Stylene gets the bus back into working order.'')\\

to:

(''Stylene ''[Stylene reaches for the ignition to start the bus. It chokes a couple times, but a few repeated attempts from Stylene gets the bus back into working order.'')\\]''\\



(''Crafty wastes no time dragging Nurse to the bus.'')\\

to:

(''Crafty ''[Crafty wastes no time dragging Nurse to the bus.'')\\]''\\



(''The bus accelerates away, and Haruhi emerges from her crowd of onlooking peers to inspect their new statue.'')\\

to:

(''The ''[The bus accelerates away, and Haruhi emerges from her crowd of onlooking peers to inspect their new statue.'')\\]''\\



(''The cardboard cutout statue flops down onto the pavement.'')\\

to:

(''The ''[The cardboard cutout statue flops down onto the pavement.'')\\]''\\



(''Said products pop up in front of Stylene.'')\\

to:

(''Said ''[Said products pop up in front of Stylene.'')\\]''\\



(''A RimShot plays as the pun sinks into Crafty as he facepalms.'')\\

to:

(''A ''[A RimShot plays as the pun sinks into Crafty as he facepalms.'')\\]''\\



(''Stylene casts a spell; with a flash, a green splotch of something has sealed Crafty's mouth!'')\\

to:

(''Stylene ''[Stylene casts a spell; with a flash, a green splotch of something has sealed Crafty's mouth!'')\\mouth!]''\\



(''Crafty produces muffled screaming as he realizes what Stylene just did to him.'')\\

to:

(''Crafty ''[Crafty produces muffled screaming as he realizes what Stylene just did to him.'')\\]''\\



(''Crafty tries protesting, but he's still unintelligible.'')\\

to:

(''Crafty ''[Crafty tries protesting, but he's still unintelligible.'')\\]''\\



(''Crafty protests harder.'')\\

to:

(''Crafty ''[Crafty protests harder.'')\\]''\\



(''Stylene leaves, presumably to do all that she asked.'')\\

to:

(''Stylene ''[Stylene leaves, presumably to do all that she asked.'')\\]''\\



(''[[OhCrap Stylene's coworkers look extremely uneasy]], but they still follow her as she smashes her way into the school.'')\\

to:

(''[[OhCrap ''[[[OhCrap Stylene's coworkers look extremely uneasy]], but they still follow her as she smashes her way into the school.'')\\]''\\



-->(''Disgustilda crashes into the bus from its ceiling.'')\\

to:

-->(''Disgustilda -->''[Disgustilda crashes into the bus from its ceiling.'')\\]''\\



(''A preview of Disgustilda's website drops from the ceiling. It's blatantly just Etsy with red text typed over the logo. The front page's banner reads "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Definitely not NFTs! All our pngs are real, we promise!]]"'')\\

to:

(''A ''[A preview of Disgustilda's website drops from the ceiling. It's blatantly just Etsy with red text typed over the logo. The front page's banner reads "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Definitely not NFTs! All our pngs are real, we promise!]]"'')\\promise!]]"]''\\



(''Crystelle teleports Disgustilda away and takes her place.'')\\

to:

(''Crystelle ''[Crystelle teleports Disgustilda away and takes her place.'')\\]''\\



(''Crystelle has a realization.'')\\

to:

(''Crystelle ''[Crystelle has a realization.'')\\]''\\



(''There's a cut to Jedah in his office, laughing uproariously and surrounded by fire.'')

to:

(''There's ''[There's a cut to Jedah in his office, laughing uproariously and surrounded by fire.'')]''



(''A'' Smash Brothers ''intro card appears as Cera strikes a pose, with the subtitle "CERADUST! Respects Women's Rights" appearing to his right. With a record scratch, things return to normal.'')\\

to:

(''A'' ''[A'' Smash Brothers ''intro card appears as Cera strikes a pose, with the subtitle "CERADUST! Respects Women's Rights" appearing to his right. With a record scratch, things return to normal.'')\\]''\\



(''Rather than teleport him away, Crystelle'' '''''tosses''''' ''Ceradust out of the bus, leaving a hole.'')\\

to:

(''Rather ''[Rather than teleport him away, Crystelle'' '''''tosses''''' ''Ceradust out of the bus, leaving a hole.'')\\]''\\



(''Crystelle teleports Ceradust away.'')\\

to:

(''Crystelle ''[Crystelle teleports Ceradust away.'')\\]''\\



(''It turns out that Crystelle sent Ceradust to Radiator Springs. He takes a moment to regain his bearings.'')\\

to:

(''It ''[It turns out that Crystelle sent Ceradust to Radiator Springs. He takes a moment to regain his bearings.'')\\]''\\



(''Back in the bus, an exasperated Crystelle holds her head.'')\\

to:

(''Back ''[Back in the bus, an exasperated Crystelle holds her head.'')\\]''\\



(''Something smashes in a window on the bus.'')\\

to:

(''Something ''[Something smashes in a window on the bus.'')\\]''\\



(''It's Ceradust, riding proudly atop of Lightning [=McQueen=] to deliver one last jab at Crystelle, peering out at him from this new hole in the bus.'')\\

to:

(''It's ''[It's Ceradust, riding proudly atop of Lightning [=McQueen=] to deliver one last jab at Crystelle, peering out at him from this new hole in the bus.'')\\]''\\



(''[=McQueen=] suddenly flips over on top of Ceradust. Before the episode closes, the show lingers on the crash as the resulting noises subside.'')

to:

(''[=McQueen=] ''[[=McQueen=] suddenly flips over on top of Ceradust. Before the episode closes, the show lingers on the crash as the resulting noises subside.'')]''



(''He's so tied up however, that he ends up falling to the floor like a tree'').

to:

(''He's ''[He's so tied up however, that he ends up falling to the floor like a tree'').
tree]''.



-->(''As Nurse and Crafty present the finished art piece for the episode, an exhausted Jedah suddenly joins them.'')\\

to:

-->(''As -->''[As Nurse and Crafty present the finished art piece for the episode, an exhausted Jedah suddenly joins them.'')\\]''\\



(''A CutAwayGag shows a Capcom building. Its logo is swiftly overtaken by a wrecking ball with a Mickey Mouse emblem. A Disney Logo just as quickly takes the Capcom logo's place.'')\\

to:

(''A ''[A CutAwayGag shows a Capcom building. Its logo is swiftly overtaken by a wrecking ball with a Mickey Mouse emblem. A Disney Logo just as quickly takes the Capcom logo's place.'')\\]''\\


* Crafty comes up with a plan to shake the cringe off of himself by putting the spotlight on other people's Sonic [=OCs=]. He lists off platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Deviant Art, Fur Affinity, and Ink Bunny--but it's the last one that triggers a [[HeroicBSoD horrified reaction]] from Nurse: the infamous drawing of Tails on a park bench that precedes an ''extremely'' unsafe-for-work comic. After she flashes back to the comic, Nurse throws the computer desk across the room, and she finishes the job with a ''pistol.''

to:

* Crafty comes up with a plan to shake the cringe off of himself by putting the spotlight on other people's Sonic [=OCs=]. He lists off platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Deviant Art, Fur Affinity, and Ink Bunny--but it's the last one that triggers a [[HeroicBSoD horrified reaction]] realization]] from Nurse: that's the origin of the infamous drawing of Tails on a park bench that bench, which precedes an ''extremely'' unsafe-for-work comic. After she flashes back to the comic, Nurse throws the computer desk across the room, and she finishes the job with a ''pistol.''


* Crafty comes up with a plan to shake the cringe off of himself by putting the spotlight on other people's Sonic [=OCs=]. He lists off platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Deviant Art, Fur Affinity, and Ink Bunny--but it's the last one that triggers a [[HeroicBSoD horrified reaction]] from Nurse: it's the infamous drawing of Tails on a bench that precedes an ''extremely'' unsafe for work comic. After she flashes back to the comic, Nurse throws the computer desk across the room, and she finishes the job with a ''pistol.''

to:

* Crafty comes up with a plan to shake the cringe off of himself by putting the spotlight on other people's Sonic [=OCs=]. He lists off platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Deviant Art, Fur Affinity, and Ink Bunny--but it's the last one that triggers a [[HeroicBSoD horrified reaction]] from Nurse: it's the infamous drawing of Tails on a park bench that precedes an ''extremely'' unsafe for work unsafe-for-work comic. After she flashes back to the comic, Nurse throws the computer desk across the room, and she finishes the job with a ''pistol.''


** Fortunately the show gets back on track, but even then Nurse isn't satisfied, so she goes off to Twitter (directed there by Messibelle after she lists off the platforms that don't allow breast exposure).

to:

** Fortunately After the show gets back on track, but even then Nurse still isn't satisfied, so she goes off to Twitter (directed there by Messibelle after she lists off the platforms that don't allow breast exposure).


(''Nurse flashes her breasts, and they’re thankfully censored by [[StealthPun two pictures of a booby and titmouse]], respectfully.'')\\

to:

(''Nurse (''Nurse'' '''''actually flashes her breasts, and breasts,''''' ''though they’re thankfully censored by [[StealthPun two pictures of a booby and a titmouse]], respectfully.'')\\



(''A notice appears, explaining that the video is taken down for violating [=YouTube’s=] terms of service. Thankfully, the Crew is back on the air soon after.'')

to:

(''A (''The clever censorship wasn't enough. A notice appears, explaining that the video is was taken down for violating [=YouTube’s=] terms of service. Thankfully, the Crew is back on the air soon after.'')


[[/folder]]

to:

[[/folder]][[/folder]]
----


** Believe it or not, Crafette was ''plan C'': Tansley revealed in a Discord chat that the original plan was for Crafty to wear the ensemble himself, but he wasn't able to properly hit the notes needed for the song. They couldn't find a male singer that could match Crafty's voice and sing the song properly either, so instead they decided to give Elsie Lovelock the spotlight as Crafette.

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** Believe it or not, Crafette was ''plan C'': Tansley revealed in a Discord chat that the original plan was for Crafty to wear the ensemble himself, but he wasn't able to properly hit the notes needed for the song. They couldn't find a male singer that could match Crafty's voice and sing the song properly either, so instead they decided to give Elsie Lovelock the spotlight as Crafette.



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* Although frustrated at drawing the ''Justice'' Card, Crystelle gets delighted at asking Jedah personally why he chose to pursue work as a lawyer full time. It turns out that he only took the new job when it became obvious that there would be no new ''Darkstalkers'' games in the future (if only to pay for his Netflix account).
* The final card drawn turns out to be FIVE, directed towards the entire Crafty Crew (and then some), the relevant question being whether any of the characters have tried speed dating. Crystelle's answer?
--> '''Crystelle''': ''Once''.
** What follows is a nearly seven minute montage of the Crafty Crew (and even their worst enemies) going on a series of speed dates with members of the [=YouTube=] Commentary Community's avatars. Each date's conversation subject ranges from cringey to comical to outright NSFW depending on who's paired with who. It's only at the expense of the editor that the gag finally ends.

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