History Funny / DrCrafty

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[[folder: Main Episodes - In General]]

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[[folder: Season 1]]
[[header: Season 1 Premiere]]
[[AC: [=EP1=]: The Dreadful Doctor]]
[[AC: [=EP2=]: The Worst Nurse]]
[[AC: [=EP3=]: The Dubious Duo]]
[[AC: [=EP4=]: The Cretinous Critters]]
[[header: Gaming Month]]
[[AC: [=EP5=]: A Lovely Day for Meihem!]]
[[AC: [=EP6=]: ORA ORA ORARMS!]]
[[AC: [=EP7=]: IT'S YA BOI!!!]]
[[AC: [=EP8=]: Kids or Squids]]
* When Nurse asks what Crafty's favorite ''Splatoon'' weapon is, he arrives with the Heavy Splatling, and appropriately, he introduces it a la ''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Meet the Heavy]]''.
[[header: Fiona Frightening Month]]
[[AC: [=EP9=]: A Frightening Beginning]]
[[AC: [=EP10=]: Rocky Horror Slicture Show]]
[[AC: [=EP11=]: Fanboy and the Furious]]
[[AC: [=EP12=]: A Song of Ice and Fire]]
[[header: Commission Month #1]]
[[AC: [=EP13=]: Original Characterror!]]
[[AC: [=EP14=]: The Monster, the Sniper, and the CLOD!]]
[[AC: [=EP15=]: One Piece, Two Piece, Red Piece, Blue Piece]]
* Crafty decides to eat what he believes to be a [[Manga/OnePiece Devil Fruit]] that he found in the trash. It gives him the "power" to spew out half-digested food and stomach acid all over the lab.
[[header: Pokémon Month]]
[[AC: [=EP16=]: This Episode... Has No Weaknesses!]]
[[AC: [=EP17=]: Flying Type is the Word]]
[[AC: [=EP18=]: Feelin' Thot Thot Thot]]
* Crafty's attempt to catch a Salazzle. [[OverlyLongGag It takes a while.]]
[[AC: [=EP19=]: I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost Type]]
[[AC: [=EP20=]: You're as Cold as Ice Type]]
[[header: [=HalloWinter=] Special]]
[[AC: [=EP21=]: Grease Frightening]]
[[AC: [=EP22=]: Danse Macabre]]
[[AC: [=EP23=]: Street Frighters]]
* During Crafty's "First Drafts" speech, the English flag appears behind him, even though there's nothing patriotic about the subject matter.
[[AC: [=EP24=]: Hocus Mansion]]
[[AC: [=EP25=]: Too Ghoul for School]]
* Disgustilda makes her sudden, unexpected debut here, and she's every bit as weird and hilarious as you'd expect. She has a rather... offbeat plan to taking over the world, somehow concluding that merely intruding upon the castle will allow her to do so. Crafty quickly has enough and has Nurse summon Goozie to chase Disgustilda out.
--> "CURSE YOU, CRAFTY! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE, YOU LANKY NONCE!"
[[AC: [=EP26=]: The Gift that Keeps on Grieving]]
[[header: Patreon Episodes]]
[[AC: [=EP1=]: Patreon Palava!]]
* One of Merry's commissioned pieces involves Mr. Blobby, and when Crafty figures this out, he abruptly tries to end the episode. Merry swats the end-card out of the way each time, so he eventually resorts to putting up ''other shows''' credits sequences instead, all while Merry continues shoving them away. [[OverlyLongGag This sequence lasts for a while]] until the editor, audibly gasping for breath, begs for Crafty to stop.
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[[folder: Season 2]]
[[header: Season 2 Premiere]]
[[AC: [=EP27=]: New Season, New Friends]]
* Twice, whenever he says the word "Queen," Crafty is swarmed by a pack of [[Memes/SonicTheHedgehog Ugandan Knuckles]].
* The topic of anatomy studies triggers Crafty's traumatic memories of his college art class. Apparently, he didn't know that most models in these courses tend to be ''naked''; he quickly found out after [[SchmuckBait wondering aloud why this new guy is wearing a robe]].
* When describing Pepper's [[BigBeautifulWoman physique]], Nurse struggles to get the words out. [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Aku]] swoops in for a second to finish the sentence for her:
--> '''Nurse''': "Well, she's very similar to me, 'cause... uh, she's, ahhh... hmmmm..."\\
'''Aku''': "'''EXTRA''' '''''THICK!'''''"
* After spending the segment complaining about Pepper's presence in the castle, Nurse gets some [[LaserGuidedKarma unintentional payback for her hostility]] when she slips on Pepper's [[BringMyBrownPants ink puddle]].
* In her introduction, Messi immediately starts hitting on Nurse the moment she sees her. Her approach leaves Nurse absolutely spellbound, and it sets the groundwork for more of Messi's flirting for later.
[[AC: [=EP28=]: Pros and Comms]]
[[AC: [=EP29=]: A Well Slimed Machine]]
[[AC: [=EP30=]: Monty Python and the Holy grail War]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP1=]: Salt and Pepper]]
* In the conclusion, the audience gives Pepper a standing ovation for her first episode. She's so overcome with joy and embarrassment, that she barrels into Crafty as she sprints off-screen. The doctor is knocked to the floor, and he's ''very'' woozy:
--> "Urgh... Cleanup, aisle two!" (''thunk'')
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP1=]: Original Characters]]
[[header: Fakémon Month]]
[[AC: [=EP31=]: A Fresh Starter]]
[[AC: [=EP32=]: Life as a Teenage Pokémon]]
[[AC: [=EP33=]: All Grown Up]]
* Crafty asks the in-universe audience for a show of hands for who picked Charizard in ''Red and Blue'' as their first starter as kids. So many hands shoot up that Nurse has to sweep them all back off-screen.
[[AC: [=EP34=]: Super fighting monsters! MEGAMON!]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP2=]: Send in the Clowns]]
* Pickles speaks up when Crafty doesn't give him a proper introduction. It's a typical, understated raspberry, but judging by Crafty's and Pepper's expressions, Pickles likely said something pretty bitter.
--> '''Crafty''': "Fiiiine..." (''Then, with a voice withering with sarcasm...'') "... ''and Pickles as well''."
* Crafty immediately goes to uncover the Mimikyu that appears, [[DisproportionateRetribution only because Pepper says she thought it was cute]]. It turns out the Pokémon is Ronald [=McDonald=] in disguise, [[LaserGuidedKarma which gives Crafty a heart attack]].
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP2=]: Best Pokemon Designs]]
[[header: Nintendo Month]]
[[AC: [=EP35=]: Aqua Marina]]
[[AC: [=EP36=]: Those Wascally Wabbids]]
[[AC: [=EP37=]: Dongs Out for Donkey Kong]]
[[AC: [=EP38=]: The Legend of Lonk]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP3=]: Journey to the Forbidden Water Temple]]
* A cutaway gag showing Pepper in a dressing room demonstrates why she doesn't wear pants:
--> "Uh, okay! ''Come oooonnnn!'' I'm sure these are right..." (''RRRRRRIIP!'') ".... ''Siiiiiiiiize!''" (''Sobbing.'')
** The way Pepper says "size" almost sounds like she's saying "sighs," as if her disappointment was so immeasurable that she had to ''say'' she was sighing. [[CrossesTheLineTwice It makes her crying afterward a bit funnier]].
* Crafty resolves the flooded kitchen by [[MindScrew requesting the editor delete the water layer from the video editing program he's working with]]. The [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight unfazed editor]] is okay with it since it means less work for him. [[OnlySaneMan Pepper]], meanwhile, is at a loss for words.
* Crafty begins the episode [[TheTetrisEffect hallucinating himself in a]] ''[[TheTetrisEffect Breath of the Wild]]'' [[TheTetrisEffect scenario]]. He soon snaps out of it, finding himself in the castle's bathroom... right as Nurse is exiting the shower.
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP3=]: Smash Newcomers!]]
[[header: Beach Month]]
[[AC: [=EP39=]: The Beachles]]
* The piece Crafty draws showcases the hosts playing Volleyball... with a ''barbed iron ball''. A ball which Nurse has already spiked into a now unconscious Crafty as Pepper and Messibelle look on in abject horror.
[[AC: [=EP40=]: Dumb Dingies]]
* Crafty constantly flaunts that his chibi art piece is the best out of the four, seemingly just to get under Nurse's skin. Too bad she and the other girls chase him down at the end.
* During Pepper's piece, Crafty introduces "superdeformititis" with a heartfelt speech about the condition... and that donations to fund research for the condition go directly to his Patreon, exposing the whole thing as bunk.
** It takes only a short time for Pepper to realize that she stumbled into a grifting attempt. For the brief seconds she ''isn't'' aware, however, ''she's legitimately invested in and concerned about the phony condition'', even shedding tears during Crafty's speech.
* After Messi lusts after ''her own chibi'', Crafty asks why she would even dare:
--> '''Messibelle''': (''coquettishly'') "Because... ''chi-bi'' dead sex-seh~..."\\
(''[[{{Beat}} Crafty stews in an offended silence]].'')\\
'''Crafty''': "... ''COPERNICUS!'' That's the worst pun I've ever heard, and it's not even mine!"
* There's a brief post-credits scene where Disgustilda appears to join in on the Summer fun. Not only is she late (the Crafty Crew already had their trip to the beach), but [[{{Squick}} she shows up in her own swimming attire, fully intending to gross everyone out]].
[[AC: [=EP41=]: Bikini Bodies]]
* Nurse flies off the handle as she describes how certain artists draw breasts.
--> '''Nurse''': "For ''some'' reason... So. MANY. PEOPLE. Draw ''BALLOONS'' instead of ''ACTUAL'' '''''BOO--'''''"\\
''(Crafty tosses a computer monitor at her, which instantly calms her down -- complete with a Windows start up noise!)''
[[AC: [=EP42=]: It Puts the Lootbox on its Legendary Skin]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP4=]: A MERMAID MELODY FANDUB!]]
* Surprisingly, for a show that ''loves'' its cheesy puns, Crafty and Pepper deliberately avoid using the word "catfish" in a certain idiom:
--> '''Crafty''': "Well, clearly the fish is out of the bag."\\
'''Pepper''': "The, um, Mermaid to be precise."
* Pepper's [[BalloonBelly involuntary bloating]] is pretty silly. It's first introduced when she and Crafty muse over her genes possibly accounting for pufferfish DNA. Pepper [[TemptingFate doubts it at first]], but some piping falls from the ceiling and she puffs up in surprise. ''Both'' of them are bewildered!
** She bloats again when Sebastian confronts the duo. This time, she accidentally uses it to become a ''battering ram'', blasting forward thanks to expelled air and swiftly throwing her attackers out of the castle.
* During the confrontation, Crafty calls out for Nurse to take care of Sebastian and his crew. Meanwhile, she's made her way to the lab upstairs, but she soon comes across a group of pirates frolicking about. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Nurse just takes one look and runs for the hills]].
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP4=]: Aquatic Characters!]]
[[header: Death Debate Month]]
[[AC: [=EP43=]: Banjo Kazooie VS Yooka Laylee]]
[[AC: [=EP44=]: D.Va (Overwatch) VS Mechanica (ARMS)]]
[[AC: [=EP45=]: Dio (Jojo) VS Alucard (Hellsing)]]
[[AC: [=EP46=]: Yugi (Yugioh) vs. Sakura (Cardcaptors)]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP5=]: Best Skullgirl]]
* After discussing Dias De Los Muertos dances, Crafty tries to prove to Pepper that he knows how to dance:
--> '''Pepper''': "These dances evoke passion and energy, making it one of the most exhilarating art forms to witness, both visually and audibly. The rich history unfolds with every stomp of the feet, every strum of the musician's guitar, and clap of the singer's hands."\\
'''Crafty''': "Sounds easy enough!"\\
'''Pepper''': "Oh! Are you a dancer, Doctor? I had no idea!"\\
'''Crafty''': "Well, let's just say, back in my day, I knew how to get down!"\\
'''Pepper''': "I'm not following..."\\
'''Crafty''': "What? You know, like... 'Get down!'... 'Boogie!'... 'Jive!'... 'Freestyle.'...... 'Charleston.'....... 'Harlem Shake?'"\\
'''Pepper''': "Are... Are those dances? Those just sound like made-up words."\\
'''Crafty''': "''Of course'', they're dances! Here, I'll prove it. Nurse! Cue the disco ball!"\\
(''Chic's "Freak Out" starts playing as the disco ball appears and Crafty starts dancing. However, because of limited resources, [[StylisticSuck the "dancing" consists of him swinging punches from side to side]]''.)\\
'''Pepper''': "Oh, n-no no. D-Doctor, I-I believe you!"\\
(''Crafty comes to a halt, and the ball falls and breaks.'')\\
'''Pepper''': "... But we really do need to stay on track. Perhaps you can show me another time?"\\
'''Crafty''': "Fiiine. I was just trying to lighten the mood."\\
'''Pepper''': "It was a good effort, much like the efforts of many fighting game companies to incorporate dancing into their rosters!"\\
'''Crafty''': "I can't tell if that was a smooth segue or not."\\
'''Pepper''': "[[DeadpanSnarker It was smoother than your dance moves]]."\\
'''Crafty''': "[[{{Touche}} ... Point taken]]."\\
'''Pepper''': "I only tease, Doctor."
** Consider also: Crafty's dancing was so poor, that '''''[[NiceGirl Pepper]]''''' couldn't resist snarking about it.
* Jedah unexpectedly appears after Pepper's candy stash is stolen. After Jedah waxes lyrical to her about how effective his services are, Pepper gets her hopes up:
--> '''Pepper''': So you'll go get my candy back?\\
'''Jedah''': "What? Oh, heavens no. [[ObstructiveBureaucrat I'm a]] ''[[ObstructiveBureaucrat lawyer,]]'' [[ObstructiveBureaucrat not a policeman]]."
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP5=]: Fighting Game Characters!]]
[[header: The Foreshadow Game]]
[[AC: [=EP47=]]]
[[AC: [=EP48=]]]
[[AC: [=EP49=]]]
* On two occasions, Crafty launches into a rant surrounding certain Yu-Gi-Oh shows or mechanics he doesn't like. Both times, Messi pulls a lever to release something to calm him down. The first is a deluge of water, but the second is... Pepper's fridge.
[[AC: [=EP50=]]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP6=]: Black Magic Woman]]
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP6=]: Best Yugioh Monsters]]
* To give the viewers a closer look at the details of El Shaddoll Construct's card art, the art itself comes out of the card and flies toward the camera, [[CameraAbuse shoving poor Messi into the screen]]. The adorably surprised look she gives as she slides off is the icing on the cake. Yet somehow, Crafty remains unaffected, continuing his discussion unperturbed.
[[header: Patreon Episodes]]
[[AC: [=EP2=]: Breaking the Youtuber's Code]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Season 3]]
[[header: Season 3 Premiere]]
[[AC: [=EP51=]: Crafty Hearts Re:Grouped]]
[[AC: [=EP52=]: It's Only a Model...]]
* Crafty wakes up and mistakenly prepares for a model shoot. His outfit consists of a tacky suit and hat with his head superimposed over the image, and it's so goofy that even Pepper's struggling to stifle her laughter.
** When the episode's art portion begins, Crafty walks into view and realizes that he's still wearing his silly hat. He tosses it out of frame with considerable force before initiating his commentary.
[[AC: [=EP53=]: The Art of the Con(vention)]]
* While creating some shirts for everyone, Crafty [[EpicFail somehow gets a sheet of fabric stapled to his face]]. When he approaches Nurse about what happened, [[MajorInjuryUnderReaction he seems only mildly uncomfortable]].
** The moment also coaxes some nice, contrasting reactions from the hosts who were already onscreen. Pepper is [[NiceGirl understandably shocked and concerned]], while Nurse [[SurroundedByIdiots just facepalms and laughs]].
* Nurse asks Crafty to explain his shirt design:
--> '''Nurse:''' Now, why don't you tell us a bit about this design?\\
'''Crafty:''' Well, it all started when I found these magic die...\\
''(At this point, there is a {{beat}}; harp sounds play as the screen distorts like it's transitioning to a flashback...)''\\
'''Nurse:''' ... Yes?\\
''(A RecordNeedleScratch plays, and everything abruptly returns to normal.)''\\
'''Crafty:''' [[BaitAndSwitch That's... it]]! I found them, and then I made a shirt about them!\\
'''Nurse:''' Oh... Well, um... Where did you find them? I'm sure there's an interesting story behind them! Are they cursed by an ancient Egyptian God? Did you have to solve a series of puzzles and climb through magic caverns to secure them?\\
'''Crafty:''' Nope! I just found them in a cursed box of cereal that I bought off Kmart.\\
'''Nurse:''' Crafty... You're kidding.\\
'''Crafty:''' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Surprisingly, I'm not]]! Kmarts are all cursed, Nurse! This is a known fact.
* The Crafty Crew arrives at a convention, and everyone mistakes them for other internet celebrities. Messibelle is mildly confused and annoyed, but Crafty has a conniption.
[[AC: [=EP54=]: Going Poster]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP7=]: Hyde and Shriek]]
* When the conversation transitions to original fan characters, Crafty sheepishly brings up a VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog OC from his youth. The concept is... not exactly what anyone could have anticipated:
--> '''Crafty:''' Yes, I remember the days where I would write about my OC entering various imaginary worlds and conquering beasts from many lands!\\
'''Pepper:''' Oh wow! I would love to hear more about that!\\
'''Crafty:''' You wouldn't understand.\\
'''Pepper:''' Oh Doctor, I'm sure I would.\\
'''Crafty:''' ... Promise not to laugh?\\
'''Pepper:''' Pinky promise.\\
'''Crafty:''' Well... I used to be heavily involved in the ''Sonic'' fandom, and I had an OC named --\\
''(Pepper giggles.)''\\
'''Crafty:''' Wait, was that a laugh?!\\
'''Pepper:''' N-no, Doctor! I'm sorry!\\
'''Crafty:''' Ahhh, forget it. If you even have to hold back a giggle, it's not worth telling.\\
'''Pepper:''' Oh, come on, Doctor. Please!\\
'''Crafty:''' Fiiiine. [[MundaneMadeAwesome His name was Steve the Hedgehog. He worked in Hedgehog Accounting, and he arrested all the other hedgehogs for tax evasion]].\\
''(As Crafty describes Steve, Pepper grows increasingly intrigued and mildly disturbed. After a {{beat}}, Pepper lets out a sincerely happy guffaw)''\\
'''Crafty:''' You said you weren't going to laugh!\\
'''Pepper:''' I'm sorry, Doctor, really. I guess the down-to-earth characterization of that OC felt so unexpected, that I just couldn't help it.
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP7=]: Crafty Fan Characters!]]
* Just about everything involving Duke Crocodile is hilarious, all thanks to his [[SimpletonVoice earnestly stupid manner of speaking]], his forgetfulness, and his goofy facial expressions.
** Messi warns Crafty that they can't kick Duke out; he'll probably try to eat them. [[IResembleThatRemark To prove her point]], Duke remarks that she would look good spread on toast.
[[AC: ''Questionable Qloset'' [=EP1=]: Enter the Qloset]]
[[header: Valentine's Month]]
[[AC: [=EP55=]: Mischief Match Maker]]
[[AC: [=EP56=]: Blind Hate]]
* Skeletor loudly, ''incessantly'' sips his coffee almost every time he finishes speaking. While she never lashes out, Nurse grows progressively, visibly annoyed with every sip. Though, after Skeletor takes one too many consecutive sips, Nurse ''does'' ask if he's all right.
* Skeletor exits the lab to take his chances with Garnet. He soon returns, fuming that he never had a chance, to begin with. Crafty just makes his temper worse:
--> '''Skeletor''': "''YOOOOOOOU!!!!''"\\
'''Nurse''': "Me?"\\
'''Skeletor''': "''WHY DID YOU LIE TO MEEE?!?!''"\\
'''Nurse''': "What?"\\
'''Crafty''': "Nurse, how could you?!"\\
'''Nurse''': "What are you talking about?"\\
'''Skeletor''': "You said I had a chance with the Garnet, but she was already clearly married to herself! [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight A... common, and... natural occurrence]], but shocking nonetheless!"\\
'''Nurse''': "I -- I have no words..."\\
'''Crafty''': "Sir Skeletor, please, calm down! I'm sure we can work this out!"\\
'''Skeletor''': "There is nothing I can do, I suppose. The lady has made her choice. However, I ''will'' take that goodie bag you mentioned earlier!"\\
'''Crafty''': "About that. We actually don't have a goodie bag."\\
(''Skeletor leans in uncomfortably close to Crafty's face.'')\\
'''Crafty''': "''Ummmm...''"\\
'''Skeletor''': (''As he stands back up.'') "''WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THIS LAB BUILT ON A FOUNDATION OF LIIIESS?!?!''"\\
'''Nurse''': "I'm with you on that one!"\\
(''Skeletor tackles Crafty offscreen, and a beatdown ensues.'')\\
'''Crafty''': "''PLEASE NO! OW! OW! MY RIBS! OOWWW! AHH-HA! MY FEMUR! AHH-OW-OW-OW! OW, MY PELVIS! WHY ARE YOU GOING FOR MY BONES SPECIFICALLY?!''"\\
(''The beating stops, and Skeletor exits the room. Somehow, he now has the goodie bag he wanted. Crafty gets up from the floor.'')\\
'''Crafty''': (''Weary'') "''Where did you even get that...?''"
[[AC: [=EP57=]: This is Crack(ship)]]
* Pepper's shipping image has the tiny Gecko shoving his face into her belly and hanging on with a tight hug. When he sneaks into the castle to try and do so for real, Nurse intercepts him with a powerful sucker punch.
* In the flashback, just before Vinny calls him to the front door, Howard plays the opening flourish to "[[Series/LazyTown We are Number One]]."
[[AC: [=EP58=]: [=LoveCrafty=]]]
* For as forlorn as the episode is as a whole, it does offer a brief moment of levity when Nurse turns on the TV:
--> '''CRFT News Reporter''': "We interrupt your hot garbage for a breaking news report!"
* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... [[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha,]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice after she just finished pouring her heart out about her feelings toward him]].''
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP8=]: Ad-ORC-able!]]
* Pepper garnered several [[HopelessSuitor hopeless lovers]], who all try wooing her with candy hearts. So many people do this, that the kitchen is ''flooded'' with candy. In the ending skit, she receives ''two'' candy shipments of that size!
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP8=]: Couples!]]
[[AC: ''Questionable Qloset'' [=EP2=]: Return to the Qloset]]
[[header: Commission Month #2]]
[[AC: [=EP59=]: Blown A Fusion]]
[[AC: [=EP60=]: Fiction is Stranger Than Truth]]
* Crafty initially doesn't understand that many of Disney's fairytales are adaptations, rather than original concepts. Nurse tries to convince him, as does Disgustilda when she suddenly drops in. When Crafty still doesn't get it, Disgustilda gives up, and for the first time on the show, she just ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere exits voluntarily]]''!
* Jedah's spontaneous advertisement is rife with funny moments, right from the start:
--> '''Jedah''': "Hello, mortals! Jedah Dohma from Jedah & Jedah Law Services here! You know me, and I know you. [[HypocriticalHumor No need to make an interpretation of something you already know exists]], like my intro!"
** His clientele include Lion-O lamenting ''WesternAnimation/ThunderCatsRoar'', The Joker raging about his ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'' interpretation [[labelnote: *]] And during his interview, muffled screaming can be heard. [[BlatantLies He just writes it off as his cat making noise]], right after making a... ''colorful'' threat towards his counterpart.[[/labelnote]], and Shaggy freaking out about ''WesternAnimation/BeCoolScoobyDoo''.
** The ad is capped off nicely with Jedah's call to action:
---> '''Jedah''': "If you feel that you are under slander or identity theft, from clearly misguided writers, then call Jedah--\\
(''Crafty and Nurse appear to take back the show, pushing him off-screen.'')\\
'''Jedah''': --Like me and how ''HORRIBLY MISREPRESENTED I AM ON THIS SHOW!''
[[AC: [=EP61=]: Dragon, Dragon! Mock the Dragon!]]
[[AC: [=EP62=]: Charablanca]]
* Still ashamed of his old concepts, Crafty has the now female Kurt dumped into waste disposal. Of course, because this take on Kurt is tall and [[BigBeautifulWoman very fat]], she ''crushes'' Junkrat when she lands.
--> '''Junkrat''': (''muffled'') "I need healing!"
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP9=]: Pirates VS Doctors]]
* In the ''Crafty''-verse, Davy Jone's Locker turns out to be the ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' incarnation -- a gym locker.
--> '''''Spongebob''''' '''Narrator''': (''With an accompanying title card'') "A few moments later..."\\
'''Crafty''': "Well, that was not what I expected, but... also ''exactly'' what I expected."
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP9=]: Original Characters 2]]
[[AC: ''Questionable Qloset'' [=EP3=]: Door Number 3]]
[[header: Cartoon Month]]
[[AC: [=EP63=]: Something Weird This Way Comes]]
[[AC: [=EP64=]: Socializing is Arcane]]
[[AC: [=EP65=]: GEMS! Truly Outrageous!]]
[[AC: [=EP66=]: Titans! Reboot!]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP10=]: Duck and Cover]]
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP10=]: Funniest Characters]]
[[AC: ''Questionable Qloset'' [=EP4=]: Atop the 4th door]]
* After Crystelle reveals some interesting tidbits regarding Disgustilda, the latter suddenly drops in... despite there being no other entrance to the Qloset. Well, not at first:
--> '''Disgustilda:''' HELLO!!\\
'''Crystelle:''' Ah-- you?! What... are you - ''How did you get in here?!''\\
'''Disgustilda:''' Oi, I thought you were supposed to know everything! I came in through the window!\\
'''Crystelle:''' This... This is a closet. There ''aren't'' any windows.\\
'''Disgustilda:''' Yeah, I know mate -- made it bloody difficult, that's for sure. But where there's a will, there's a way!\\
''(Disgustilda peers outside the new window, where a stock image of a construction worker awaits her.)''\\
'''Disgustilda:''' [[VisualPun Thanks, Will]]!\\
'''Will:''' 'Salright, mate.\\
'''Crystelle:''' I don't even... Okay, ''why'' are you here?\\
'''Disgustilda:''' [[ComicallySmallDemand Do you have a lightbulb I could borrow]]?\\
'''Crystelle:''' Ugh... ''out with you!''\\
''(Using her magic, Crystelle makes Disgustilda disappear in a puff of smoke.)''
** The best part? This whole exchange happened right after Crystelle remarks that "[[StealthPun not all the]] ''[[StealthPun lights]]'' [[StealthPun are on in [Disgustilda's] head]]."
[[header: Disney Month]]
[[AC: [=EP67=]: Epcot Escapades]]
* For the entirety of Disney Month, Starting here, Crafty hires a patsy to document his experiences at the various Disney parks. The Patsy turns out to be [[CreatorCameo Alex himself]] -- the viewers get a taste of his sense of humor when he's not acting.
** Alex goes through the park for five minutes, and he's already so, ''so'' bored. He laments this while sprawled out face-down on a park bench.
** Apropos of nothing, Alex suddenly has a Sonic the Hedgehog hat on. Even he can't seem to believe that he found one:
---> "Why're you looking at me for? I've got no words."
** Alex finds some creepy-looking miniature dolls:
---> '''Alex''': "I can safely say without a doubt these are probably the scariest toys I have ever seen in my life."\\
(''There's a SmashCut to a much bigger doll with a similar design.'')\\
'''Alex''': "I lied! ''This'' is the scariest thing in the park!"\\
(''The background noise cuts out as the camera zooms in on the doll's eyes.'')
** Later, he has some nice summaries for the Disney topiaries he comes across:
*** For Elsa and Anna: "This is the plot of the sequel right here! She got turned into ice in the first one; now she's been turned into a tree!"
*** For Goofy: "Oh my god, ''Poison Ivy turned everyone into'' '''''TREEEEES!!'''''"
*** For Snow White: "This is what happens when the Evil Queen gives her a cursed ''tomato'' instead of an apple."
*** For Kermit, he sings: "It's not easy, being green... having to spend each day -- literally -- made out of leaves!"
** "We've arrived in Germany... the ''Dark Souls'' of the theme park!"
* The one aspect of the park Nurse praises most is its food and wine, especially during its annual festivals, Epcot's most active days each year. She concludes with this gem:
--> "You should truly never underestimate the power of alcohol, my friends!"
* Figment makes a surprise appearance, and he immediately starts annoying Crafty and Nurse. What pushes Nurse over the edge is when Figment suggests a ship between the two hosts:
--> '''Nurse''': "NO! We are NOT doing this. Get back here, you mental miscreant!"\\
'''Crafty''': Um, yeah! You tell him, Nurse! (''He quietly addresses the audience.'') ''I have no idea what's happening.''"
[[AC: [=EP68=]: Hollywood Hilarity]]
[[AC: [=EP69=]: Animal Kingdom Antics]]
[[AC: [=EP70=]: Magic Kingdom Mania]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP11=]: I'MA VAMPIRE!]]
* As Pepper criticizes companies who overcommercialize their [=IPs=], [[HypocriticalHumor a pile of]] ''[[HypocriticalHumor Dr. Crafty]]'' [[HypocriticalHumor merchandise emerges as she turns around]]. Crafty hurriedly hides the items away before she faces him again. Thankfully for the doctor, Pepper was entirely unaware of what happened.
[[AC: ''Top Ten Tub'' [=EP11=]: Disney Characters]]
* When Mickey first appears, Messi swats him out of the bathroom before he can finish his greeting. Crafty then arrives and reveals he was expecting Mickey to guest-star in this episode, and Messi tries her best to look innocent.
[[AC: ''Questionable Qloset'' [=EP5=]: The little Purple House]]
* It turns out Crystelle kept the window Will built from the last episode, and she uses it to say goodbye to the moon, a la ''Series/BearInTheBigBlueHouse''. However, she's met with a ''[[Series/TheMightyBoosh completely different moon]]'' instead. Her befuddlement is palpable:
-->"''[[CurseCutShort WHAT THE FU-]]''"
[[header: I Need a Hero Academia]]
[[AC: [=EP71=]]]
* Storyline Segments:
** After failing to kill Crafty with his first attack, Bakugo incredulously blasts him in the face repeatedly as everyone else marvels at how Crafty keeps surviving.
** Mineta getting punched for calling Crafty's cohosts attractive.
* Art Commentary Segments:
** Iida grows increasingly angry and confused over the plot of [[Manga/OumagadokiDoubutsuen Oumagadoki Zoo]]. At one point, there's even this fun little exchange:
---> '''Iida:''' *after finding out the zoo's animals become anthropomorphic at night* ...Oh, that makes sense.\\
'''Tsuyu:''' It does?\\
'''Iida:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting NO, IT DOESN'T!]]'''
** Crafty dreads how the board of education deals with fictional schools in adventurous settings. Cut to a board member conversing with Dumbledore:
---> '''Board Member''': "So, let me get this straight. You want us to fund your Dry Wizard Cap event?"\\
'''Dumbledore''': "[[BluntYes Yes]]."\\
'''Board Member''': "... An event that subjects children to fighting unarmed against ferocious dragons?"\\
'''Dumbledore''': "Yes."\\
'''Board Member''': "... Drowns their loved ones in mermaid-infested lakes?"\\
'''Dumbledore''': "Yes."\\
'''Board Member''': "... And forces them in mazes that induce schizophrenia?"\\
'''Dumbledore''': "Yes."\\
(''[[{{Beat}} For a while, both men just stare at each other in silence]].'')\\
'''Board Member''': "Does it get corporate sponsors?"\\
(''Dumbledore's now wearing a cloak bearing several fast food restaurant logos'')\\
'''Dumbledore''': "[[BrokenRecord Yes]]."\\
'''Board Member''': "You drive a hard bargain, Dumbledore, but you've got a deal!" (''Dumbledore leaves.'') "Now, who's the next candidate?"\\
'''Kaiba''': "Seto Kaiba, how're you doin'? Okay, sparing the details, have I got the high school concept for you!"\\
(''Kaiba pulls up a whiteboard that says "SCREW THE EDUCATION, COME PLAY CARD GAMES" beside a hurried sketch of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.'')
[[AC: [=EP72=]]]
* Storyline Segments:
* Art Commentary Segments:
[[AC: [=EP73=]]]
* Upon returning to the US, Crafty realizes there is only one person who could possibly help them infiltrate the castle: ''Disgustilda.'' The reason being that she was the original owner of the castle. Disgustilda herself reveals as much through a flashback, which is presented to the viewers as a silent film.
[[AC: [=EP74=] Part 1]]
* Storyline Segments:
** How Bakugo dispatches some Doc-Drones during the "Holding Out For A Hero" scene, mirroring [[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 Puss in Boots]] giving some guards the PuppyDogEyes before going ham on them. Bakugo infatuates the drones with a bishie look, [[BishieSparkles sparkles included,]] before shouting '''"DIIIEEEE!!!"''' and giving them a big explosion.
* Art Commentary Segments:

[[AC: [=EP74=] Part 2]]
[[AC: Spinoff Special]]
* Messi and Pepper start the ''Top Ten Tub'' episode off with ComicBook/TheQuestion. Or rather, they ''try'' to -- Pepper misunderstands and [[WhosOnFirst keeps wondering if Messi's trying to ask her something]]. Crystelle, [[OverlyLongGag after a long few seconds of this exchange]], steps in for Pepper to move the video along.
* Unsettling as Crystelle's mental breakdown is during the ''Questionable Qloset'' episode, there's something hilarious about how it was induced by the prospect of '''''[[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Disgustilda]]''''' becoming a legitimate threat.
[[header: Patreon Episodes]]
[[AC: [=EP3=]: Here we go!]]
[[AC: [=EP4=]: Some Assembly Required]]
[[AC: [=EP5=]: She's back... In pink?]]
[[AC: [=EP6=]: Now it's S(he)Hulk Time!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: In General]]

--> "Urgh... Cleanup, aisle two!" (''thunk'')

[[folder: Patreon Episodes]]
[[AC: [=EP1=]: Patreon Palava!]]
* One of Merry's commissioned pieces involves Mr. Blobby, and when Crafty figures this out, he abruptly tries to end the episode. Merry swats the end-card out of the way each time, so he eventually resorts to putting up ''other shows''' credits sequences instead, all while Merry continues shoving them away. [[OverlyLongGag This sequence lasts for a while]] until the editor, audibly gasping for breath, begs for Crafty to stop.
[[AC: [=EP2=]: Breaking the Youtuber's Code]]
[[AC: [=EP3=]: Here we go!]]
[[AC: [=EP4=]: Some Assembly Required]]
[[AC: [=EP5=]: She's back... In pink?]]
[[AC: [=EP6=]: Now it's S(he)Hulk Time!]]
[[/folder]]

[[AC: [=EP5=]: The little Purple House]]

[[folder: Crafty’s Questionable Qloset]]


[[/folder]]

* The Crafty Crew arrive at a convention, and everyone mistakes them for other internet celebrities. Messibelle is mildly confused and annoyed, but Crafty has a conniption.

[[folder: Crafty’s Chara-Café]]









[[AC: [=EP9=]: Pirates VS Doctors]]
* In the ''Crafty''-verse, Davy Jone's Locker turns out to be the ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' incarnation -- a gym locker.
--> '''''Spongebob''''' '''Narrator''': (''With an accompanying title card'') "A few moments later..."\\
'''Crafty''': "Well, that was not what I expected, but... also ''exactly'' what I expected."
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP10=]: Duck and Cover]]
[[AC: ''Chara-Cafe'' [=EP11=]: I'MA VAMPIRE!]]
* As Pepper criticizes companies who overcommercialize their [=IPs=], [[HypocriticalHumor a pile of]] ''[[HypocriticalHumor Dr. Crafty]]'' [[HypocriticalHumor merchandise emerges as she turns around]]. Crafty hurriedly hides the items away before she faces him again. Thankfully for the doctor, Pepper was entirely unaware of what happened.
[[AC: [=EP12=]: Spinoff Special – [=CharaCafe=]]]

[[folder: Crafty’s Top Ten Tub]]
[[AC: In General]]
[[AC: [=EP1=]: Original Characters]]
[[AC: [=EP2=]: Best Pokemon Designs]]
[[AC: [=EP3=]: Smash Newcomers!]]
[[AC: [=EP4=]: Aquatic Characters!]]
[[AC: [=EP5=]: Fighting Game Characters!]]
[[AC: [=EP6=]: Best Yugioh Monsters]]
* To give the viewers a closer look at the details of El Shaddoll Construct's card art, the art itself comes out of the card and flies toward the camera, [[CameraAbuse shoving poor Messi into the screen]]. The adorably surprised look she gives as she slides off is the icing on the cake. Yet somehow, Crafty remains unaffected, continuing his discussion unperturbed.
[[AC: [=EP7=]: Crafty Fan Characters!]]
* Just about everything involving Duke Crocodile is hilarious, all thanks to his [[SimpletonVoice earnestly stupid manner of speaking]], his forgetfulness, and his goofy facial expressions.
** Messi warns Crafty that they can't kick Duke out; he'll probably try to eat them. [[IResembleThatRemark To prove her point]], Duke remarks that she would look good spread on toast.
[[AC: [=EP8=]: Couples!]]
[[AC: [=EP9=]: Original Characters 2]]
[[AC: [=EP10=]: Funniest Characters]]
[[AC: [=EP11=]: Disney Characters]]
* When Mickey first appears, Messi swats him out of the bathroom before he can finish his greeting. Crafty then arrives and reveals he was expecting Mickey to guest-star in this episode, and Messi tries her best to look innocent.
[[AC: [=EP12=]: Spinoff Special - Top 10 Tub]]
* Messi and Pepper start the list off with ComicBook/TheQuestion. Or rather, they ''try'' to -- Pepper misunderstands and [[WhosOnFirst keeps wondering if Messi's trying to ask her something]]. Crystelle, [[OverlyLongGag after a long few seconds of this exchange]], steps in for Pepper to move the video along.

[[folder: Crafty’s Questionable Qloset]]
[[AC: In General]]
[[AC: [=EP1=]: Enter the Qloset]]
[[AC: [=EP2=]: Return to the Qloset]]
[[AC: [=EP3=]: Door Number 3]]
[[AC: [=EP4=]: Atop the 4th door]]
* After Crystelle reveals some interesting tidbits regarding Disgustilda, the latter suddenly drops in... despite there being no other entrance to the Qloset. Well, not at first:
--> '''Disgustilda:''' HELLO!!\\
'''Crystelle:''' Ah-- you?! What... are you - ''How did you get in here?!''\\
'''Disgustilda:''' Oi, I thought you were supposed to know everything! I came in through the window!\\
'''Crystelle:''' This... This is a closet. There ''aren't'' any windows.\\
'''Disgustilda:''' Yeah, I know mate -- made it bloody difficult, that's for sure. But where there's a will, there's a way!\\
''(Disgustilda peers outside the new window, where a stock image of a construction worker awaits her.)''\\
'''Disgustilda:''' [[VisualPun Thanks, Will]]!\\
'''Will:''' 'Salright, mate.\\
'''Crystelle:''' I don't even... Okay, ''why'' are you here?\\
'''Disgustilda:''' [[ComicallySmallDemand Do you have a lightbulb I could borrow]]?\\
'''Crystelle:''' Ugh... ''out with you!''\\
''(Using her magic, Crystelle makes Disgustilda disappear in a puff of smoke.)''
** The best part? This whole exchange happened right after Crystelle remarks that "[[StealthPun not all the]] ''[[StealthPun lights]]'' [[StealthPun are on in [Disgustilda's] head]]."
[[AC: [=EP5=]: The little Purple House]]
* It turns out Crystelle kept the window Will built from the last episode, and she uses it to say goodbye to the moon, a la ''Series/BearInTheBigBlueHouse''. However, she's met with a ''[[Series/TheMightyBoosh completely different moon]]'' instead. Her befuddlement is palpable:
-->"''[[CurseCutShort WHAT THE FU-]]''"
[[AC: [=EP6=]: Spinoff Special - Questionable Qloset]]
* Unsettling as Crystelle's mental breakdown may be, there's something hilarious about how it was induced by the prospect of '''''[[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Disgustilda]]''''' becoming a legitimate threat.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Patreon Episodes]]
[[AC: [=EP1=]: Patreon Palava!]]
* One of Merry's commissioned pieces involves Mr. Blobby, and when Crafty figures this out, he abruptly tries to end the episode. Merry swats the end-card out of the way each time, so he eventually resorts to putting up ''other shows''' credits sequences instead, all while Merry continues shoving them away. [[OverlyLongGag This sequence lasts for a while]] until the editor, audibly gasping for breath, begs for Crafty to stop.
[[AC: [=EP2=]: Breaking the Youtuber's Code]]
[[AC: [=EP3=]: Here we go!]]
[[AC: [=EP4=]: Some Assembly Required]]
[[AC: [=EP5=]: She's back... In pink?]]
[[AC: [=EP6=]: Now it's S(he)Hulk Time!]]
[[/folder]]

[[header: [=EP1=]: The Dreadful Doctor]]
[[header: [=EP2=]: The Worst Nurse]]
[[header: [=EP3=]: The Dubious Duo]]
[[header: [=EP4=]: The Cretinous Critters]]
[[header: [=EP5=]: A Lovely Day for Meihem!]]
[[header: [=EP6=]: ORA ORA ORARMS!]]
[[header: [=EP7=]: IT'S YA BOI!!!]]
[[header: [=EP8=]: Kids or Squids]]

[[header: [=EP9=]: A Frightening Beginning]]
[[header: [=EP10=]: Rocky Horror Slicture Show]]
[[header: [=EP11=]: Fanboy and the Furious]]
[[header: [=EP12=]: A Song of Ice and Fire]]
[[header: [=EP13=]: Original Characterror!]]
[[header: [=EP14=]: The Monster, the Sniper, and the CLOD!]]
[[header: [=EP15=]: One Piece, Two Piece, Red Piece, Blue Piece]]

[[header: [=EP16=]: This Episode... Has No Weaknesses!]]
[[header: [=EP17=]: Flying Type is the Word]]
[[header: [=EP18=]: Feelin' Thot Thot Thot]]

[[header: [=EP19=]: I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost Type]]
[[header: [=EP20=]: You're as Cold as Ice Type]]
[[header: [=EP21=]: Grease Frightening]]
[[header: [=EP22=]: Danse Macabre]]
[[header: [=EP23=]: Street Frighters]]

[[header: [=EP24=]: Hocus Mansion]]
[[header: [=EP25=]: Too Ghoul for School]]

[[header: [=EP26=]: The Gift that Keeps on Grieving]]

[[header: [=EP27=]: New Season, New Friends]]

[[header: [=EP28=]: Pros and Comms]]
[[header: [=EP29=]: A Well Slimed Machine]]
[[header: [=EP30=]: Monty Python and the Holy grail War]]
[[header: [=EP31=]: A Fresh Starter]]
[[header: [=EP32=]: Life as a Teenage Pokémon]]
[[header: [=EP33=]: All Grown Up]]

[[header: [=EP34=]: Super fighting monsters! MEGAMON!]]
[[header: [=EP35=]: Aqua Marina]]
[[header: [=EP36=]: Those Wascally Wabbids]]
[[header: [=EP37=]: Dongs Out for Donkey Kong]]
[[header: [=EP38=]: The Legend of Lonk]]

[[header: [=EP39=]: The Beachles]]

[[header: [=EP40=]: Dumb Dingies]]

[[header: [=EP41=]: Bikini Bodies]]

[[header: [=EP42=]: It Puts the Lootbox on its Legendary Skin]]
[[header: [=EP43=]: Banjo Kazooie VS Yooka Laylee]]
[[header: [=EP44=]: D.Va (Overwatch) VS Mechanica (ARMS)]]
[[header: [=EP45=]: Dio (Jojo) VS Alucard (Hellsing)]]
[[header: [=EP46=]: Yugi (Yugioh) vs. Sakura (Cardcaptors)]]
[[header: [=EP47-50=]: The Foreshadow Game]]

[[header: [=EP51=]: Crafty Hearts Re:Grouped]]
[[header: [=EP52=]: It's Only a Model...]]

[[header: [=EP53=]: The Art of the Con(vention)]]

[[header: [=EP54=]: Going Poster]]
[[header: [=EP55=]: Mischief Match Maker]]
[[header: [=EP56=]: Blind Hate]]

[[header: [=EP57=]: This is Crack(ship)]]

[[header: [=EP58=]: [=LoveCrafty=]]]

[[header: [=EP59=]: Blown A Fusion]]
[[header: [=EP60=]: Fiction is Stranger Than Truth]]

[[header: [=EP61=]: Dragon, Dragon! Mock the Dragon!]]
[[header: [=EP62=]: Charablanca]]

[[header: [=EP63=]: Something Weird This Way Comes]]
[[header: [=EP64=]: Socializing is Arcane]]
[[header: [=EP65=]: GEMS! Truly Outrageous!]]
[[header: [=EP66=]: Titans! Reboot!]]
[[header: [=EP67=]: Epcot Escapades]]

[[header: [=EP68=]: Hollywood Hilarity]]
[[header: [=EP69=]: Animal Kingdom Antics]]
[[header: [=EP70=]: Magic Kingdom Mania]]
[[header: [=EP71-74=]: I Need A hero Academia]]

[[header: In General]]
* During the opening to the Chara-Café, Pepper decides to put something called "Episodium" into a cauldron of green stuff. Not one second after we see it, a different angle reveals a warning on the bottle that says, "Don't add to green stuff".
[[header: [=EP1=]: Salt and Pepper]]
* In the conclusion, the audience gives Pepper a standing ovation for her first episode. She's so overcome with joy and embarrassment, that she barrels into Crafty as she sprints off-screen. The doctor is knocked to the floor, and he's ''very'' woozy:
--> "Urgh... Cleanup, aisle two!" (''thunk'')
[[header: [=EP2=]: Send in the Clowns]]
* Pickles speaks up when Crafty doesn't give him a proper introduction. It's a typical, understated raspberry, but judging by Crafty's and Pepper's expressions, Pickles likely said something pretty bitter.
--> '''Crafty''': "Fiiiine..." (''Then, with a voice withering with sarcasm...'') "... ''and Pickles as well''."
* Crafty immediately goes to uncover the Mimikyu that appears, [[DisproportionateRetribution only because Pepper says she thought it was cute]]. It turns out the Pokémon is Ronald [=McDonald=] in disguise, [[LaserGuidedKarma which gives Crafty a heart attack]].
[[header: [=EP3=]: Journey to the Forbidden Water Temple]]
* A cutaway gag showing Pepper in a dressing room demonstrates why she doesn't wear pants:
--> "Uh, okay! ''Come oooonnnn!'' I'm sure these are right..." (''RRRRRRIIP!'') ".... ''Siiiiiiiiize!''" (''Sobbing.'')
** The way Pepper says "size" almost sounds like she's saying "sighs," as if her disappointment was so immeasurable that she had to ''say'' she was sighing. [[CrossesTheLineTwice It makes her crying afterward a bit funnier]].
* Crafty resolves the flooded kitchen by [[MindScrew requesting the editor delete the water layer from the video editing program he's working with]]. The [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight unfazed editor]] is okay with it since it means less work for him. [[OnlySaneMan Pepper]], meanwhile, is at a loss for words.
[[header: [=EP4=]: A MERMAID MELODY FANDUB!]]
* Surprisingly, for a show that ''loves'' its cheesy puns, Crafty and Pepper deliberately avoid using the word "catfish" in a certain idiom:
--> '''Crafty''': "Well, clearly the fish is out of the bag."\\
'''Pepper''': "The, um, Mermaid to be precise."
* Pepper's [[BalloonBelly involuntary bloating]] is pretty silly. It's first introduced when she and Crafty muse over her genes possibly accounting for pufferfish DNA. Pepper [[TemptingFate doubts it at first]], but some piping falls from the ceiling and she puffs up in surprise. ''Both'' of them are bewildered!
** She bloats again when Sebastian confronts the duo. This time, she accidentally uses it to become a ''battering ram'', blasting forward thanks to expelled air and swiftly throwing her attackers out of the castle.
* During the confrontation, Crafty calls out for Nurse to take care of Sebastian and his crew. Meanwhile, she's made her way to the lab upstairs, but she soon comes across a group of pirates frolicking about. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Nurse just takes one look and runs for the hills]].
[[header: [=EP5=]: Best Skullgirl]]
* After discussing Dias De Los Muertos dances, Crafty tries to prove to Pepper that he knows how to dance:
--> '''Pepper''': "These dances evoke passion and energy, making it one of the most exhilarating art forms to witness, both visually and audibly. The rich history unfolds with every stomp of the feet, every strum of the musician's guitar, and clap of the singer's hands."\\
'''Crafty''': "Sounds easy enough!"\\
'''Pepper''': "Oh! Are you a dancer, Doctor? I had no idea!"\\
'''Crafty''': "Well, let's just say, back in my day, I knew how to get down!"\\
'''Pepper''': "I'm not following..."\\
'''Crafty''': "What? You know, like... 'Get down!'... 'Boogie!'... 'Jive!'... 'Freestyle.'...... 'Charleston.'....... 'Harlem Shake?'"\\
'''Pepper''': "Are... Are those dances? Those just sound like made-up words."\\
'''Crafty''': "''Of course'', they're dances! Here, I'll prove it. Nurse! Cue the disco ball!"\\
(''Chic's "Freak Out" starts playing as the disco ball appears and Crafty starts dancing. However, because of limited resources, [[StylisticSuck the "dancing" consists of him swinging punches from side to side]]''.)\\
'''Pepper''': "Oh, n-no no. D-Doctor, I-I believe you!"\\
(''Crafty comes to a halt, and the ball falls and breaks.'')\\
'''Pepper''': "... But we really do need to stay on track. Perhaps you can show me another time?"\\
'''Crafty''': "Fiiine. I was just trying to lighten the mood."\\
'''Pepper''': "It was a good effort, much like the efforts of many fighting game companies to incorporate dancing into their rosters!"\\
'''Crafty''': "I can't tell if that was a smooth segue or not."\\
'''Pepper''': "[[DeadpanSnarker It was smoother than your dance moves]]."\\
'''Crafty''': "[[{{Touche}} ... Point taken]]."\\
'''Pepper''': "I only tease, Doctor."
** Consider also: Crafty's dancing was so poor, that '''''[[NiceGirl Pepper]]''''' couldn't resist snarking about it.
* Jedah unexpectedly appears after Pepper's candy stash is stolen. After Jedah waxes lyrical to her about how effective his services are, Pepper gets her hopes up:
--> '''Pepper''': So you'll go get my candy back?\\
'''Jedah''': "What? Oh, heavens no. [[ObstructiveBureaucrat I'm a]] ''[[ObstructiveBureaucrat lawyer,]]'' [[ObstructiveBureaucrat not a policeman]]."
[[header: [=EP6=]: Black Magic Woman]]
[[header: [=EP7=]: Hyde and Shriek]]
* When the conversation transitions to original fan characters, Crafty sheepishly brings up a VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog OC from his youth. The concept is... not exactly what anyone could have anticipated:
--> '''Crafty:''' Yes, I remember the days where I would write about my OC entering various imaginary worlds and conquering beasts from many lands!\\
'''Pepper:''' Oh wow! I would love to hear more about that!\\
'''Crafty:''' You wouldn't understand.\\
'''Pepper:''' Oh Doctor, I'm sure I would.\\
'''Crafty:''' ... Promise not to laugh?\\
'''Pepper:''' Pinky promise.\\
'''Crafty:''' Well... I used to be heavily involved in the ''Sonic'' fandom, and I had an OC named --\\
''(Pepper giggles.)''\\
'''Crafty:''' Wait, was that a laugh?!\\
'''Pepper:''' N-no, Doctor! I'm sorry!\\
'''Crafty:''' Ahhh, forget it. If you even have to hold back a giggle, it's not worth telling.\\
'''Pepper:''' Oh, come on, Doctor. Please!\\
'''Crafty:''' Fiiiine. [[MundaneMadeAwesome His name was Steve the Hedgehog. He worked in Hedgehog Accounting, and he arrested all the other hedgehogs for tax evasion]].\\
''(As Crafty describes Steve, Pepper grows increasingly intrigued and mildly disturbed. After a {{beat}}, Pepper lets out a sincerely happy guffaw)''\\
'''Crafty:''' You said you weren't going to laugh!\\
'''Pepper:''' I'm sorry, Doctor, really. I guess the down-to-earth characterization of that OC felt so unexpected, that I just couldn't help it.
[[header: [=EP8=]: Ad-ORC-able!]]
* Pepper garnered several [[HopelessSuitor hopeless lovers]], who all try wooing her with candy hearts. So many people do this, that the kitchen is ''flooded'' with candy. In the ending skit, she receives ''two'' candy shipments of that size!
[[header: [=EP9=]: Pirates VS Doctors]]

[[header: [=EP10=]: Duck and Cover]]
[[header: [=EP11=]: I'MA VAMPIRE!]]

[[header: [=EP12=]: Spinoff Special – [=CharaCafe=]]]

[[header: In General]]
[[header: [=EP1=]: Original Characters]]
[[header: [=EP2=]: Best Pokemon Designs]]
[[header: [=EP3=]: Smash Newcomers!]]
[[header: [=EP4=]: Aquatic Characters!]]
[[header: [=EP5=]: Fighting Game Characters!]]
[[header: [=EP6=]: Best Yugioh Monsters]]

[[header: [=EP7=]: Crafty Fan Characters!]]

[[header: [=EP8=]: Couples!]]
[[header: [=EP9=]: Original Characters 2]]
[[header: [=EP10=]: Funniest Characters]]
[[header: [=EP11=]: Disney Characters]]

[[header: [=EP12=]: Spinoff Special - Top 10 Tub]]

[[header: In General]]
[[header: [=EP1=]: Enter the Qloset]]
[[header: [=EP2=]: Return to the Qloset]]
[[header: [=EP3=]: Door Number 3]]
[[header: [=EP4=]: Atop the 4th door]]

[[header: [=EP5=]: The little Purple House]]

[[header: [=EP6=]: Spinoff Special - Questionable Qloset]]

[[header: [=EP1=]: Patreon Palava!]]

[[header: [=EP2=]: Breaking the Youtuber's Code]]
[[header: [=EP3=]: Here we go!]]
[[header: [=EP4=]: Some Assembly Required]]
[[header: [=EP5=]: She's back... In pink?]]
[[header: [=EP6=]: Now it's S(he)Hulk Time!]]

[[header: Official Patreon Trailer]]
[[header: Update Special!]]
[[header: Dr Crafty Merchandise: The Sequel!]]
[[header: PATREON 2: The Search for More Money]]
[[header: Crafty Direct! Season 3 updates!]]

[[header: Dr Crafty! Trailer Terror!]]
[[header: Dr Crafty! Megacon May 18th 2019 Announcement!]]
[[header: Dr Craft patreon statues - July 2019]]
[[header: Dr Crafty! Mini update!]]
[[header: Dr Crafty Official Website OPEN!]]
[[header: Patreon Exclusive Merch available NOW! ft. Chasefaceshow!]]
[[header: I need a Hero Academia Trailer - Dr Crafty S3 Finale!]]
[[header: Dr Crafty 2020 Update!]]

* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... [[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha,]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity after she just finished pouring her heart out about her feelings toward him]].''

* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... [[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha,]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity after she just finished pouring her heart out to her about him]].''

** There's a brief post-credits scene where Disgustilda appears to join in on the Summer fun. Not only is she late (the Crafty Crew already had their trip to the beach), but [[{{Squick}} she shows up in her own swimming attire, fully intending to gross everyone out]].

* A small moment, but Crafty and Pepper deliberately avoid using the word "catfish" in a certain idiom. In a show that ''loves'' its cheesy puns, the moment stands out:

* A small moment, but for a show that ''loves'' cheesy puns, it's pretty funny how neither Crafty nor Pepper sneak the word "catfish" into a certain idiom:

* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... ''[[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha,]] ''[[RefugeInAudacityafter she just finished pouring her heart out to her about him]].''

* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... ''[[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha,]] ''[[RefugeInAudacityafter she just finished]] pouring her heart out to her about him]].''

* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... ''[[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha, after she just finished pouring her heart out to her about him]].''

* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... ''[[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha]].''

* Crafty asks the in-universe audience for a show of hands for who picked Charizard as their first starter as kids. So many hands shoot up that Nurse has to sweep them all back off-screen.

* One of Merry's commissioned pieces involves Mr. Blobby, and when Crafty figures this out, he abruptly tries to end the episode. Merry swats the end-card out of the way each time, so he eventually resorts to putting up ''other show's'' credits sequences instead, all while Merry continues shoving them away. [[OverlyLongGag This sequence lasts for a while]] until the editor, audibly gasping for breath, begs for Crafty to stop.

** When the episode's art portion begins, Crafty comes on screen and realizes that he's still wearing his silly hat. He tosses it out of frame with considerable force before initiating his commentary.

** When the episode's art portion begins, Crafty comes on screen and realizes that he's still wearing his silly hat. He brusquely tosses it out of frame before initiating his commentary.

** When the episode's art portion begins, Crafty comes on screen and realizes that he's still wearing his silly hat. He bruskly tosses it out of frame before initiating his commentary.