History Funny / DonaldDuck

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfuwNU0jsk0 Right Wing Radio Duck]]. AKA DonaldDuck [[XMeetsY meets]] GlennBeck. Brilliant editing of several ClassicDisneyShorts along with the right cues from Don and Glenn result in a political cartoon that plays out wonderfully. Don't miss this one!

** Before that, his "optimism" after an unlucky clash with Gladstone:
-->This morning I got my tongue caught in the cake mixer, ''and before that'', the soap powder fell in my scrambled eggs, ''and before that''...
* Sure, this MakesSenseInContext, but it stands on its own pretty damn [[http://blog.newsarama.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10082/barks_donald_mummy.jpg well]]
* "Donald Tames His Temper" is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin just about that]]; when Daisy [[AmusingInjuries sweetly convinces Don]] of keeping his cool, his nephews take good advantage of the situation. It's not long before the Duck's BerserkButton is ''finally'' pushed beyond what he's willing to forgive, so he calls his girlfriend for advice on what to do:

-->'''Donald:''' Glory be! Then it's okay to WHALE THE [[GoshDangItToHeck BLAZES OUT OF THEM]]- If I do it with a ''smile''!

* Gyro Gearloose trying to figure out why a bird is singing, as a way to test a machine that is, essentially, an electronic oracle.
-->[[RunningGag Maybe it's sad, maybe it's glad, maybe it's a little bit mad?]]
** Speaking of Gyro, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Helper vs. the desert]] in [[http://disneycomics.free.fr/Ducks/Barks/show.php?num=1&loc=1957/W_US_18-04&s=hero "The Sure-Fire Gold Finder."]]

* The strangeness escalation of Donald's TV shows in "Guardians of the Lost Library." Namely, all of the shows that Donald watches through the story have the exact same premise and outcome, but with different settings...
-->Dick/Mike/Matt/Buck Savage has a high-speed gun/harpoon/knife/space fight with some crooks and his car/minisub/horse/comet just flipped and burst into flames!

-->'''Donald:''' ... [[IncrediblyLamePun They made it]] ''[[IncrediblyLamePun square]]!''
* Seriously, everything regarding the Black Knight and his accent. Especially this (paraphrased since I don't have the comic in English):
-->'''Scrooge''': (''after Donald's read a letter from the Knight'') Why are you reading in his silly accent?
-->'''Donald''': Because he ''writes'' in his silly accent.

* "Donald's Snow Fight" is a parade of funny occurences. There's a scene where the nephews fire a snowball at their uncle, knocking his captain's hat off and leaving him with a ridiculous hairdo. [[SeriousBusiness He's not amused.]]

* [[TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]] has nothing on Don's absolute ''lust'' for gold in "Donald's Gold Mine". [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJsB_W0xtu0 Judge it yourself, from 4:12 to 4:33]]
* "Sea Salts". Donald cannot reach a coconut's meat, so he urges his companion Bootle Beetle to retrieve it for him. The beetle goes inside of the coconut, ignores Don's hunger and has a feast. Don catches on, and demands to receive the remaining piece ''a.s.a.p''. Said piece is too big to fit through the coconut's holes, so Bootle bites the sides so it gets smaller, to the point it becomes a pathetic, miniscule remain that wouldn't satisfy a dwarf fly. [[GenreSavvy Aware of his comrade's temper]], he shrugs at the audience, throws the piece through the hole, and covers his ears. Cue Donald's furious squawking. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3cTFOUTuY 3:57-4:35]]

[[LongRunner Alive since 1934]] and still at it...Disney's Bible dictates: "[[DonaldDuck Duck]] does not live by rage alone; [[CrowningMomentOfFunny he must have a laugh for every groan!]]"

[[LongRunner Alive since 1934]] and still at it...Disney's Bible dictates: "[[DonaldDuck Duck]] does not live by rage alone; [[CrowningMomentOfFunny thou must have one laugh per every groan!]]"

[[LongRunner Alive since 1934]] and still at it...[[DonaldDuck Duck]] does not live by rage alone; [[CrowningMomentOfFunny laughs are scattered along the way!]]

* Donald's [[TheCameo brief, surprising and oddly fitting appearance]] in Disneyland's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmpVAoJELcc "Mars & Beyond"]] is hysterical. Going in detail will spoil it; watch the video.

* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vxG0aCrpec "Canvas Back Duck"]] Donald is roped into boxing [[NonindicitiveName "Peewee" Pete.]]

** Speaking of Gyro, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Helper vs. the desert]] in [[http://disneycomics.free.fr/Ducks/Barks/show.php?num=1&loc=1957/W_US_18-04&s=hero "The Sure-Fire Gold Finder.]]

* In ''Mickey's PhilharMagic", how does a little flute decide to make Donald miserable? By playing ''The Mickey Mouse Club March.'' Over. And over. And over.

-->'''Donald:''' This morning I got my tongue caught in the cake mixer, ''and before that'', the soap powder fell in my scrambled eggs, ''and before that''...

-->'''Donald:''' Glory be! Then it's okay to whale the blazes out of 'em - If I do it with a ''smile''!
** [[http://disneycomics.free.fr/Ducks/Barks/show.php?num=10&loc=1946/W_WDC_64-02&s=date Words cannot make justice to what happens next...]]

-->'''Donald:''' ''Under this mighty tree of shade...I'll sit and sip my lemonade...''

-->'''Donald:''' Oh, me! Oh, my! I've spent '''ALL''' of my money, and there's nothing in the house to eat but a can of '''BEANS'''! This is a '''TRAGEDY''' worse than the burning of Rome!

-->'''Donald:''' I don't know from alliteration or simile, but if you ''lazy little loofers'' don't get to school I'll ''peel you like spuds!''

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* Donald's [[TheCameo brief, surprising and oddly fitting appearance]] in Disneyland's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmpVAoJELcc "Mars & Beyond"]] is hysterical. Going in detail will spoil it; watch the video.

* The strangeness escalation of Donald's TV shows in "Guardians of the Lost Library."

* "Donald's Snow Fight" is a parade of funny occurences. There's a scene where the nephews fire a snowball at their uncle, knocking his captain's hat off and leaving him with a ridiculous hairdo. He's not amused.
-->'''Donald:''' THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

* {{Fantasia 2000}}, when Donald finally realizes just how screwed up the laws of the Disney universe can [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/TVTWhatthe.png get]]
* ''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''-the ''entire'' Donald vs. [[LooneyTunes Daffy]] nightclub battle, but particularly when Donald rises from his piano armed with a cannon and a (literally) devilish grin on his face.

-->'''Donald:''' That's unconstitutional!

* "Sea Salts". Donald cannot reach a coconut's meat, so he urges his companion Bootle Beetle to retrieve it for him. The beetle goes inside of the coconut, ignores Don's hunger and has a feast. Don catches on, and demands to receive the remaining piece ''a.s.a.p''. Said piece is too big to fit through the coconut's holes, so Bootle bites the sides to the point it becomes a pathetic, miniscule remain that wouldn't satisfy a dwarf fly. [[GenreSavvy Aware of his comrade's temper]], he shrugs at the audience, throws the piece through the hole, and covers his ears. Cue Donald's furious squawking. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3cTFOUTuY 3:57-4:35]]

* Donald's [[TheCameo brief, surprising and oddly fitting appearance]] in Disneyland's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmpVAoJELcc "Mars & Beyond"]] is hysterical. Going in detail will spoil it; watch the video.

-->'''Donald:''' Oh, me! Oh, my! I've spent [[AC: all]] of my money, and there's nothing in the house to eat but a can of [[AC:beans]]! This is a [[AC:tragedy]] worse than the burning of Rome!

* Donald planting a sapling in "Gopher Goof-Ups" and [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome eloquently]] [[LargeHam envisioning]] the day it will be a full tree:
-->'''Donald:''' ''Under this mighty tree of shade...I'll sit and sip my lemonade.''

* ''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''-the ''entire'' Donald vs. [[LooneyTunes Daffy]] nightclub battle, but particularly when Donald rises from his piano armed with a cannon and a (literaly) devilish grin on his face.

* Don's 1-minute advantage over his nephews on "Donald's Snow Fight". [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IfeuQ6Ayos Here from 3:12 to 4:12]]
-->'''Donald:''' ''-gets hit by a snowball-'' That's anticonstitutional!

** -->'''Donald:''' ''-gets hit by a snowball-'' That's anticonstitutional!

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* Donald's [[TheCameo brief, surprising and oddly fitting appearance]] in Disneyland's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxQVaHbqvTI "Mars & Beyond"]] is hysterical. Going in detail will spoil it; watch the video. Avoid YT's comments!.

* ''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''-the ''entire'' Donald vs. [[LooneyToons Daffy]] nightclub battle, but particularly when Donald rises from his piano armed with a cannon and a (literaly) devilish grin on his face.

*"Music Store Donald". The titular Duck and Pete ask Daisy about her opinion on romantic music. ''[[CloudCuckooLander She sings 'effin Pop Goes To Weasel]]'', and Donald's [[FlatWhat reaction]] is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N6fk3DOhwI priceless.]] From 2:24 to 2:56.
*Donald's ''sublime'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LcWUknPss4 help]] for Mickey in "Mickey's April Fools". Takes place between 3:35 and 4:01.

*"Music Store Donald". The titular Duck and Pete ask Daisy about her opinion on romantic music. [[CloudCuckooLander She sings 'effin Pop Goes To Weasel]], and Donald's [[FlatWhat reaction]] is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N6fk3DOhwI priceless.]] From 2:24 to 2:56.