History Funny / DisneyDreamlightValley

** With the communication barrier broken, Oswald finally has a voice and he speaks almost entirely in early 1900s slang.

* When Merlin tells the Player that True Love's Kiss will break the spell Ursula cast on Eric, the Play..er has the option to immediately elect to '''NOT''' be the one to kiss him.

* In one of Jack Skellington's friendship quests, The Player must make chocolate ice cream for Olaf after Jack's curiosity ruined Olaf's first batch. (Jack believed ice cream to be a mix of snowy winter magic and chocolate) Upon talking to Jack and telling him to be more mindful of others, The Player mentions that Olaf is "a sweetie" and would have probably given Jack a taste if he had just asked. Jack begins to ponder on the idea of Olaf [[LiteralMinded being made of snow and also being sweet]] before The Player derails his train of thought.

** One dialogue option also allows you to convince Nala that you're actually a hairless meercat. She believes.
* Simba has some dialogue wondering about the identity and whereabouts of The Ruler of the Valley, and asking if The Player would like to be a ruler of given the choice. While this makes sense early in the game, the dialogue persists even ''after'' TheReveal of The Player being The Ruler, making it seem like Simba hasn't been paying attention to what's been going on.

* An early friendship quest with Woody has his... [[LethalChef attempts]] at cooking, including a Salty Garlic Cheesecake that the infobox can't decide is a dessert, the main course, or a punishment, and a Gooey Paste that vaguely smells like cheese. One of the options you can tell Remy when he asks what you think is that ''you survived'', while Woody himself blames it on not having taste buds.

** Earlier in the questline, Olaf wants to befriend Scar and Gothel and has the Player gather salmon and flowers respectively to give as gifts. Except when the time comes to give them out, he ends up giving ''Gothel'' the fish and the flowers to Scar.

*** Alternatively, you can offer him some delicious vegetable snacks, with predictable results.

-->'''Merlin''': What... I... That's... Oh, blast it all! I'm about to give ''[Player Name]'' a piece of my mind!

* Due to how Remy's restaurant works, it's possible to get [[https://i.redd.it/volnxl45icsa1.jpg Simba and Scar sitting (er, standing) across from each other]]. One can only imagine how awkward their dinner would be.

** One of Merlin's daily discussion topics has him ask you

** [[GameplayAndStorySegregation Even if the player chooses these concerning dialogue prompts]], Merlin can still be overheard conversing with other villagers on how [[PoorJudgeOfCharacter he has no doubt that you will be an excellent leader for their village.]]

-->'''Merlin:''' I am '''not''' in the habit of sharing confidences with the forces of evil!
-->'''Gothel:''' Forces of evil? Hardly! Now if you'd said "forces for charm, wit, and incisive humor", then you'd be absolutely right.
-->'''Merlin:''' Ha! Your charm serves only to mislead!
-->'''Gothel:''' [[InsultBackfire ...So you DO find me charming?]]

** Your reward for this questline is... Mike's snotty tissues as he doesn't need them anymore. Even the game UI is bewildered by this

** When Merlin tells the Player that True Love's Kiss will break the spell Ursula put on Eric, the Play..er has the option to immediately elect to '''NOT''' be the one to kiss Eric.

* One of Nala's quests has you catch a fish that's trapped between realms. The Player decides to show it to Ursula to get some answers. When she asks why you brought it to her, one possible response is "I thought it might be one of your relatives."

* If the Player mentions to Jafar about how they dealt with the socially inept Gaston, the sorcerer sends them his sympathies.

** When Merlin tells the Player that True Love's Kiss will break the spell Ursula put on Eric, the Player has the option to immediately elect to '''NOT''' be the one to kiss Eric.

--> Note to self: There is an extremely bitter lion inside this cave.
** One of Scar's daily discussion topics is him whining about how he would have been a better king than Simba. The Player has the option to rather bluntly tell Scar "Get over it."
** Another darkly funny conversation with Scar sees him ask whether there's a Villager whom you're not particularly fond of and whom you'd rather not have around. If you tell him that you like everyone, he reacts with disappointment. Alternatively, you can point out the fact that he's drooling, to which he insists that he "does not drool".

** One of Scar's daily discussion topics is him whining about how he would have been a better king than Simba. The Player has the option to rather bluntly tell Scar "Get over it."
** Another darkly funny conversation with Scar is him asking if there's anyone in the village the player wouldn't mind going missing, one of the responses is "NO WE DON'T EAT VILLAGERS"

** One dialogue option also allows you to convince Nala that you're actually a hairless meercat. She believes you.

** He then tries to teach The Player to act like Gaston by a series of questions (Which he expects The Player to refuse so that it will exercise the neck by head shaking). If The Player purposely choses the far more positive answer, Gaston asks if this is all a joke to them.

** [[GameplayAndStorySegregation Even if the player chooses these concerning dialogue prompts, Merlin can still be overheard conversing with other villagers on how he has no doubt that you will be an excellent leader for their village.]]

** After Gothel's very long and very tedious quest involving cultivating a sunstone like a plant, one of the dialogue options after giving it to her allows the player to let her know exactly what you think of this questline.

* One dialogue option during an early story quest sees you proclaim your intention to find the orbs... so you can get all the magic for yourself! Merlin responds by reprimanding you. Another dialogue choice during a later quest allows you to claim that the reason you're restoring the valley is "to become more powerful!"

* One dialogue option during an early story quest allows you to proclaim your intention to find the orbs... to get all the magic for yourself! Merlin responds by reprimanding you.