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-->'''Blue:''' I'M a loser?! I once [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown caught you masturbating]] to {{Animal Planet}}!

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-->'''Blue:''' I'M a loser?! I once [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown caught you masturbating]] to {{Animal Planet}}!Creator/AnimalPlanet!
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* The fact that Red is scared less of demons than of cops. Red exclaims that it's because demons don't have guns.

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* The fact that Red is scared less of demons than of cops. Red exclaims that it's because demons don't have guns.guns.
* When Red and Blue first enter the Raccoon's store to look for a gift for Pink.
-->'''Red:''' ''[gasps, picks up a bear trap]'' You should get her this cool hat!
-->'''Blue:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, try it on.]]
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-->'''Red:''' ''[CRUNCH!]'' Fits perfect!
-->'''Raccoon:''' Did you touch that fucking bear trap?!
-->''[[[AmusingInjuries Red has the bear trap stuck on his head and is bleeding profusely.]]]''
-->'''Red:''' [[BlatantLies ...No.]] Idiot.
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* The fact that Red is scared less of demons than cops. Red exclaims it's because demons don't have guns.

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* The fact that Red is scared less of demons than of cops. Red exclaims that it's because demons don't have guns.
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** ''It actually works''. Unfortunately, this leads to his hands getting gnawed on by two people.

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** ''It actually works''. Unfortunately, this leads to his hands getting gnawed on by two people.people.
* The fact that Red is scared less of demons than cops. Red exclaims it's because demons don't have guns.
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* Red trying to disguise himself as a crab.

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* Red trying to disguise himself as a crab.crab.
** ''It actually works''. Unfortunately, this leads to his hands getting gnawed on by two people.
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* The third piece of the Great Sword of Destiny is located inside a mountain. When attempting to find said mountain, Red just looks for it under his foot.

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* The third piece of the Great Sword of Destiny is located inside a mountain. When attempting to find said mountain, Red just looks for it under his foot.foot.
* Red trying to disguise himself as a crab.
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-->'''Blue:''' ([[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]]) I'm gonna die here.

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-->'''Blue:''' ([[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]]) I'm gonna die here.here.
*The third piece of the Great Sword of Destiny is located inside a mountain. When attempting to find said mountain, Red just looks for it under his foot.
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* "Seize their souls! From our point of view, THEY are the villains! Not us! It is ONLY rational from our side of the story!"

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* "Seize their souls! From our point of view, THEY are the villains! Not us! It is ONLY rational from our side of the story!"story!"
*Blue's reaction to Japan, after experiencing it's weirdness.
-->'''Blue:''' ([[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]]) I'm gonna die here.
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* The Raccoon's family all have the same voice as him. That alone is worth a few laughs.

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* The Raccoon's family all have the same voice as him. That alone is worth a few laughs.laughs.
*"Seize their souls! From our point of view, THEY are the villains! Not us! It is ONLY rational from our side of the story!"
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-->'''Raccoon''': ...[[BigWordShout IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUU!!!]]

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-->'''Raccoon''': ...[[BigWordShout IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUU!!!]]IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUU!!!]]
* The Raccoon's family all have the same voice as him. That alone is worth a few laughs.
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-->'''Lord Takagami''': We are the Takagami Demon Army. Our blades burn like fire, and our fire stings like ice, and our ice is '''REALLY FUCKING COLD'''.

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-->'''Lord Takagami''': We are the Takagami Demon Army. Our blades burn like fire, and our fire stings like ice, and our ice is '''REALLY FUCKING COLD'''.COLD'''.
* After it is revealed that [[spoiler: Lord Takagami is Father-San, the Raccoon's father]].
-->'''Raccoon''': YOU are Lord Takagami?
-->'''Lord Takagami/[[spoiler: Father-San]]''': [[spoiler: Did you ever wonder why we have the same last name?]]
-->'''Raccoon''': ...[[BigWordShout IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUU!!!]]
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* Blue in his room, panting and moaning Olivia Munn's name as his hands move rapidly just below the camera. But then it pans down...
-->'''Blue:''' There! Done with this hand-crocheted towel of Olivia Munn! ([[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]]) Time to jack off.

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* Basically every single joke was funny, but this scene was especially funny:

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* Basically every single joke To drive away a French chick Red was funny, but this scene was especially funny:having sex with, Blue uses a French phrase book to say something to drive her away. What does he choose to say? "He has a lot of penis crabs." It actually works.
* This exchange from Blue to Red:
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-->'''Father-San'''/'''[[spoiler:Lord Takagami]]''': [[LampshadeHanging That is NOT a country yet!]]

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-->'''Father-San'''/'''[[spoiler:Lord Takagami]]''': [[LampshadeHanging That is NOT a country yet!]]yet!]]
* The {{Big Bad}} of the movie, Lord Takagami, supplies some hilarious lines:
-->'''Lord Takagami''': We are the Takagami Demon Army. Our blades burn like fire, and our fire stings like ice, and our ice is '''REALLY FUCKING COLD'''.
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* Basically every single joke was funny, but this scene was especially funny:
-->'''Blue:''' I'M a loser?! I once [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown caught you masturbating]] to {{Animal Planet}}!
-->'''Red:''' That was ONE TIME! You're just racist against elephants!
* Red ''actually does something nice'' for Blue at the end of the movie, saying it's for his friend. How does he respond?
-->'''Blue:''' ([[DeadpanSnarker utterly deadpan]]) "I must be dead."
* When it it revealed that [[spoiler: [[DramaticUnmask Lord Takagami is the Raccoon's father]] ]], The Raccoon immediately has a flashback from his childhood.
-->'''Father-San'''/'''[[spoiler:Lord Takagami]]''': If you ever want to fight evil, you MUST keep your elbows straight!
-->'''Raccoon''': Father! One day, I want to go to America!
-->'''Father-San'''/'''[[spoiler:Lord Takagami]]''': [[LampshadeHanging That is NOT a country yet!]]

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