History Funny / DespicableMe3

-->'''Gru:''' Haha! I like it, but not a lot! (''irritated'') I don't like it.

* Admit it, EVERYTIME Bratt is onscreen, he steals the show:

-->'''Balthazar Bratt:''' Heist music!\\

-->'''Bratt:''' Seriously, ''how'' did this show ''never'' win an Emmy?

-->'''Gru:''' Seriously? Buddy, you're not getting the hint!

* Edith asks Fritz to get her another napkin during dinner, which he does, but when he opens the cupboard to get one, one of the Minions, hiding inside it, blasts him in the face with a fog horn.

-->'''Dru:''' [[OhCrap Help, I'm slipping! I'm gonna be impaled! I'm gonna be impaled! I'm gonna be impaled!]] AAAHH! (''stops'' inches ''from the sharp spikes'') ...Whew! I'm okay!\\

** Gru and Dru are having a playful pillow fight with the Minions. Lucy puts an end to the fight so everyone can get to bed and when everyone else stops Dru takes one final swing sending one unsuspecting Minion flying into the wall.
** Dru steals Gru's airship and flies off with the all of the minions who all are wearing mini-versions of Dru's all white villain suit and have painted a large "D" on the side of the ship.
** While Lucy wants to immediately go after Dru, Gru stops her as he's his brother, leaving her disappointed. Then Gru says he's giving them a 5 minute head start and makes a villainous grin. Lucy then smiles and begins warming up like a boxer before a fight.

** He evades Gru effortlessly during their dance battle, and starts [[EvilGloating gloating]] to Gru… who uses the opportunity to knock him out with a single punch.

** In a [[FreezeFrameBonus blink-and-miss-it moment]], Kyle is [[ToiletHumor urinating on a plant just as this happens]].

* Gru tries to tell the Minions that they won't be going back to full time villainy. One Minion named Mel sets up a slideshow comparing his life as a villain vs. his life now (driving a tank vs. riding a lawnmower, dodging lasers vs. cleaning up after Kyle, pushing down the plunger of an explosive vs. pushing down the toilet plunger,) and the rest start rallying behind him.

* One of the toilets the Minions steal to use to escape from prison still has an inmate sitting on it. [[BrickJoke He's still seen sitting on it later when their craft is airborne]].

* Gru orders Dru to stay with the boat in preparation for their getaway vehicle once they--or rather, Gru-- succeeds in [[spoiler:retrieving Bratt's stolen diamond]]. Dru, of course, cannot resist going after him and launches himself to the wall of the villain's base.

* The ending.

** [[spoiler:Dru steals Gru's airship and flies off with the all of the minions who all are wearing mini-versions of Dru's all white villain suit and have painted a large "D" on the side of the ship.]]
** [[spoiler:While Lucy wants to immediately go after Dru, Gru stops her as he's his brother, leaving her disappointed. Then Gru says he's giving them a 5 minute head start and makes a villainous grin. Lucy then smiles and begins warming up like a boxer before a fight.]]

-->'''Bratt:''' Seriously, how did this show ''never'' win an Emmy?

'''Clive:''' Sorry, my bad! ''(ejects the tape and flips it over, then pops it back in and Music/MichaelJackson's "Bad" starts playing)''\\

-->'''Gru''': [[ImOK I'm okay!]]

** At one point, he's hanging butt-naked from one of Balthazar's bubblegum wads on the ship when several people hosting a birthday party see him. They proceed to [[NakedPeopleAreFunny laugh at him]] while he awkwardly sings the birthday song.

* Edith asks Fritz to get her another napkin during dinner, which he does, but when he opens the cupboard to get one, one of the Minions, hiding inside it, blasts him in the face with an air horn.

* Edith asks Fritz to get her naother napkin during dinner, which he does, but when he opens the cupboard to get one, one of the Minions, hiding inside it, blasts him in the face with an air horn.

* Edith asks Fritz to get her naother napkin during dinner, which he does, but when he opens the cupboard to get one, one of the Minions, hiding inside it, blasts him in the face with an ear horn.

-->'''Dru:''' Help, I'm slipping! I'm gonna be impaled! I'm gonna be impaled! I'm gonna be impaled! AAAHH! (''stops'' inches ''from the sharp spikes'') ...Whew! I'm okay!\\

* Balthazar Bratt also has a lot of these:

-->'''Gru:''' I thought I told you to stay with the boat!\\

-->'''Gru:''' Seriously?

* Gru orders Dru to stay with the boat in preparation for their getaway vehicle once they--or rather, Gru-- succeeds in [[spoiler:retrieving Bratt's stolen ruby]]. Dru, of course, cannot resist going after him and launches himself to the wall of the villain's base.

** [[spoiler:While Lucy wants to immediately go after Dru, Gru stops her as its brother leaving her disappointed. Then Gru says he's giving them a 5 minute head start, and makes a villainous grin. Lucy then smiles and begins warming up like a boxer before a fight.]]

'''Gru:''' What other way could I have meant it?!

-->'''Balthazar Bratt''': Heist music!\\

'''Clive''': Here it comes. ''(loads a tape into the boat's radio and Music/{{Berlin}}'s "Take My Breath Away" starts playing)''\\
'''Balthazar Bratt''': What?! Clive, what are you doing?! How is that heist music?!\\
'''Clive''': Sorry, my bad! ''(ejects the tape and flips it over, then pops it back in and Music/MichaelJackson's "Bad" starts playing)''\\

-->'''Bratt''': Seriously, how did this show ''never'' win an Emmy?

-->'''Gru''': Seriously?

-->'''Gru''': I thought I told you to stay with the boat!\\
'''Dru''': Oh, I didn't think you meant that literally.\\
'''Gru''': What other way could I have meant it?!

-->'''Dru''': Help, I'm slipping! I'm gonna be impaled! I'm gonna be impaled! I'm gonna be impaled! AAAHH! (''stops'' inches ''from the sharp spikes'') ...Whew! I'm okay!\\
'''Gru''': ''(sighs)'' I miss the Minions...

'''Clive''': Sorry, my bad! ''(ejects the tape and flips it over, then pops it back in and Music/MichaelJackson's "Bad" starts playing.)''\\

** He uses bubblegum to incapacitate several of the guards on the ship, and one such bubble envelops guards that he encounters as he dances his way across the ship.

-->'''Balthazar Bratt''': Heist music!
:'''Clive''': Here it comes. ''(loads a tape into the boat's radio and Music/{{Berlin}}'s "Take My Breath Away" starts playing)''
:'''Balthazar Bratt''': What?! Clive, what are you doing?! How is that heist music?!\\

** When he first appears, he orders his robot sidekick Clive to start the "hiest music."
-->'''Bathazar Bratt''': Clive, cue the heist music! ''(Clive loads a tape into the boat's radio and Music/{{Berlin}}'s "Take My Breath Away" starts playing)'' What?! Clive, what are you doing?! How is that heist music?!\\

'''Balthazar Bratt''': Now ''that'''s more like it!

* Gru gets rid of Dru's butler by asking him to hold a vacuum cleaner, which subsequently turns into a rocket and blasts him off.

** The butler nonchalantly ''[[{{Determinator}} limps back to Gru's place afterwards]]'' in order to deliver his message.

* Balthazar also has a lot of these:

-->'''Bathazar Bratt''': Clive, cue the heist music! ''(Clive loads a tape into the boat's radio and Music/{{Berlin}}'s "Take my Breath Away" starts playing)'' What?! Clive, what are you doing?! How is that heist music?!\\

-->'''Bathazar Bratt''': Clive, cue the heist music! ''(Clive loads a tape into the boat's radio and Emma Bunton's "Take my Breath Away" starts playing)'' What?! Clive, what are you doing?! How is that heist music?!\\