History Funny / DeadSpace3

--> '''Carver:''' Wait, you're not thinking we should mess with this sterilization system, are you?
--> '''Isaac:''' ''(almost teasing tone)'' ''[[BlatantLies Mmmm]]''[[BlatantLies aybe?]]
--> '''Carver:''' Isaac, it's gas that eats your face!
--> '''Isaac:''' Come on, [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong what's the worst that can happen]]?
--> '''Carver:''' It's ''gas'' that eats your ''face.''

--> '''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you?
--> '''Ackerman:''' Oh, God...
--> '''Feeder:''' I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!

--> '''Carver:''' Let's get looking, dead boy.
--> '''Isaac:''' [[DudeNotFunny That's not funny]].
--> '''Carver:''' Yeah it is.

* In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "[[DisappearedDad Daddy Hates Me]]." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of BlackComedy.

* Isaac trying to use his stasis module to slow down the automated freeway traffic, which looks like a typical simple stasis puzzle from the previous two games. Except that he only slows down ONE transport, [[RealityEnsues causing the rest to crash in a massive pileup]].

* The Bot Personality Pack DLC for the Scavenger Bot turns your [[CuteMachines adorable bot]] into [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick an incredibly snarky rover]] that has a complement of lines that occasionally goes toe-to-toe with [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47's]] dark humor.

--> '''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!

* When [[DoubleStandard Jacob Danik]] gets mad at Isaac for "meddling in powers [he] doesn't understand." Isaac's response?
** "[[ShutUpHannibal Right back at you, jackass.]]"

* When your co-op partner drops equipment from their inventory and depending on how they're standing, the items can just... fall from between their legs. This can seem really strange/hilarious if they drop a whole load of medium health packs that are the same size as cereal boxes.

'''Isaac''': [[ImADoctorNotAReplacement Hey, I work on ships, not giant drills!]] Just--look for an override!\\

---> '''Isaac''': Heh. Jesus, I thought that was it.\\
'''Carver''': ''(chuckles)'' Yeah...''(chuckles again)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] [[DeathWorld this planet]].
** Isaac has bad history with giant drills. If there'll be Dead Space 4, upon seeing giant drill, Isaac should turn around and go away careful to not touch anything.
---> '''Isaac''': I'm trapped and the drill is trying to kill me!

--> '''Isaac:''' ...Oops.

** It's a bit funnier if you remember one of Isaac's quips from Dead Space 2. [[BrickJoke He really is full of bad ideas.]]
* After the crash on Tau Volantis, Isaac searches desperately for Ellie amongst the wreckage in a snowstorm. As he enters a relatively intact section, he suddenly spies a corpse on the floor. He panics, rushes over and digs at the snow and ice. He then rolls the corpse over and...it isn't Ellie. It's another crew member and half of his head is blown off. Isaac's response?

** Better yet, the dead crewmember was Mark Rosen, who was a prick to Isaac just moments before. No wonder he wasn't missed.

* In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "[[DisappearedDad Daddy Hates Me]]." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of BlackComedy.

--> '''Carver:''' Let's go, let's go!
--> '''Issac:''' We may just blow up.
--> '''Carver:''' We ''may'' just get saved by aliens again. Just hit the damn button.

--> '''Isaac''': Heh. Jesus, I thought that was it.
--> '''Carver''': ''(chuckles)'' Yeah...''(chuckles again)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] [[DeathWorld this planet]].

--> '''Isaac''': I'm trapped and the drill is trying to kill me!

** It's a bit funnier if you remember one of Isaac's quips from Dead Space 2. [[BrickJoke He really ''is'' full of bad ideas.]]

* Remember the [[LethalJokeItem Hand Cannon]] from ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2''? It's back... as [[ThePowerOfRock the Devil Horns]]. It has infinite ammo and is basically a OneHitKO on anything. But, reload it, and Isaac will headbang.
* The Bot Personality Pack DLC for the Scavenger Bot turns your [[CuteMachines adorable bot]] into [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick an incredibly snarky rover]] that has a complement of lines that occasionally goes toe-to-toe with [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47's]] dark humor.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards. And he had]] ''[[BodyHorror bone]]'' [[BodyHorror swords for hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Nothing much to report, sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... ''fewer'' body parts.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even ''more'' limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.

* Near the end of the game:
--> '''Carver:''' Congratulations, you just turned [[spoiler: the city]] into a pretzel. What now?

* Better yet, the dead crewmember was Mark Rosen, who was a prick to Isaac just moments before. No wonder he wasn't missed.

* Near the end of the game, [[DoubleStandard Jacob Danik]] gets mad at Isaac for "meddling in powers [he] doesn't understand." Isaac's response?
** "[[ShutUpHannibal Right back at you, jackass.]]"
* In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "[[DisappearedDad Daddy Hates Me]]." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of BlackComedy.
* Despite their generally nightmare inducing nature, one of the then-sentient feeders in an audio recording gets this bit of unexpected humor.
--> '''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!

--> '''Carver:''' ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas that eats your face!]]''

'''Feeder:''' Ackerman, is that you? I smell you... I smell... FRESH MEAT!

* In one of the optional (two-player-only) missions, you come across a child's banner for a birthday party. But instead of saying "Happy Birthday," it says, "[[DisappearedDad Daddy Hates Me]]." The surreality of the message (including its cutesy font) achieves a kind of BlackComedy.

--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards. And he had ''[[BodyHorror bone]]'' [[BodyHorror swords for hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.

--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. [[BodyHorror His face was on backwards.]] [[OurZombiesAreDifferent And he had ''bone'' swords for hands.]] I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.

--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Ah, there you are. A gentleman was looking for you. His face was on backwards. And he had ''bone'' swords for hands. I sent him your way. I hope you don't mind. He seemed anxious to find you.

--> '''Isaac:''' ......oops.

--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' Nothing much to report sir. I'll try looking over here. With any luck, it'll be more resources, and... ''fewer'' body parts.
--> '''Scavenger Bot:''' What do you do with all of these resources? If you're building weapons to chop even '''more''' limbs off people. I'll have no part of it. That makes me an accomplice, we're simply not that close.

--> '''Isaac:''' ''*almost teasing tone*'' ''[[BlatantLies Mmmm]]''[[BlatantLies aybe?]]''

--> '''Carver:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's gas that eats your face!]]

--> '''Isaac''': Oh, thank ''God''. ''*drops corpse back on the ground*''

* Whenever Isaac meets Danik Isaac ALWAYS escapes.