History Funny / DGenerationX

* D-X's reaction to the news StephanieMcMahon was pregnant was hilarious, swinging back and forth from [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough deriding [[TripleH the guy who got her pregnant]] for being an idiot for being involved with her]] and theorising the guy has a GagPenis.

* D-X's reaction to the news StephanieMcMahon was pregnant was hilarious, swinging back and forth from [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough deriding the guy who got her pregnant for being an idiot for being involved with her]] and theorising the guy has a GagPenis.[[spoiler: It was HHH's kid.]]

* Riffing off the well-known ''[=~Airplane!~=]'' joke, [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4h2ui_wwe-dx-with-crymetyme_sport Shawn speaks jive.]] Particularly hilarious is Hunter playing the straight-arrow for once, jumping ''five feet in the air'' when he thinks JTG's got a gun and doing a painful "FO SHIZZLE!" at the end of the bit.

'''Triple H''': [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean Yes, that is a midget in between my legs.]]

* Although it must be seen for full humor value, this exchange when Shawn and Triple H were chasing Jonathan Coachman through the building and Coach took refuge in the ladies' locker room:

'''Hunter''': (''grins'') Yep!\\

* D-X's reaction to the news StephanieMcMahon was pregnant was hilarious, swinging back and forth from {{WhoWouldBeStupidEnough deriding the guy who got her pregnant for being an idiot for being involved with her]] and theorising the guy has a GagPenis.[[spoiler: It was HHH's kid.]]

* D-X's reaction to the news Stephanie McMahon was pregnant was hilarious, swinging back and forth from {{WhoWouldBeStupidEnough deriding the guy who got her pregnant for being an idiot for being involved with her]] and theorising the guy has a GagPenis.[[spoiler: It was HHH's kid.]]

* Their continual mockery of both Michael Cole and Sgt. Slaughter is well-known, but [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nck6_dx-raw-1997-before-montreal-screwjo_fun this promo]], where they break out ''riot-gear face guards'' against Slaughter's spit and give Cole the wedgie from hell is probably this troper's favorite. Also contains the moment that Shawn Michaels [[HoYay decided to kiss Triple H]] on national television.

* And, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkj6qFwc6Xs later on]], of The Corporation. Both times, The Rock was a member of both stables, and both times, the part of "The Crock" was played by Triple H, who, after everything else, had a big, black piece of cardboard taped to his face to replicate The Rock's raised eyebrow.
* Several years later, Shawn and Trips [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1q38d_dx-parody-of-the-mcmahons_shortfilms made a nice little mockery]] of Vince and Shane [=McMahon=]. Penis jokes aside, seeing ShawnMichaels do the Shane-o Shuffle ''never'' gets old.

** Later, when the Spirit Squad and the [=McMahon=]s tried to storm the ring, DX made it rain ''crap'' on them. To make it even funnier, when Randy Orton later came out for his match, he had to hold his nose.

** That came right after Edge and Orton's own moment doing [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPtJ6axGiS4 their own parody of DX]], complete with a fake nose on Edge and a blonde wig and chaps on Orton. [[VitriolicBestBuds Hunter and Shawn]] couldn't let the moment pass without commentary:

-->'''TripleH''': Besides that...[[EricBischoff he]] thinks he's controversial. And...I didn't wanna bring this up...but, he said that we don't even know the meaning of the word "controversial".\\

* In what may be an honest slip of the tongue on {{Triple H}}'s part, when he and Shawn where listing ways various people have left their mark: "And when the Germans, when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!"

* Hunter to the StraightEdge Society: "You don't drink, you don't do drugs, you don't smoke--neither do I, but then again, I don't look like I've been on a week-long crack binge with Amy Winehouse."

* That time they took over the production truck, gaining full control over the lighting, sound effects, and Titan Tron for an entire episode of RAW.

* DGenerationX is ''always'' good for a {{funny moment|s}}:
** The [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4zrss_dx-election-speech-hilarious_sport State of the Union]] promo. Shawn's delivery of "up all night" is priceless.
*** Particularly this bit:
---> '''Hunter''': From 10 PM to 11 PM, we will only use the words ass, damn, hell, and bitch. We will never, however, use the words shit, fuck, goddamn, Jesus Christ, faggot or any other racial or sexual slurs. Now then, as it pertains to video, we promise there will be less ''dick'' references.
---> '''Shawn''': Oh shit!
---> '''Hunter''': Watch your fucking mouth!
---> '''Shawn''': Ah, fuck me!
---> '''Hunter''': Goddamnit! (under his breath) Fuck! Anyway, there will be less references to our enormous genitalia.
** Their continual mockery of both Michael Cole and Sgt. Slaughter is well-known, but [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nck6_dx-raw-1997-before-montreal-screwjo_fun this promo]], where they break out ''riot-gear face guards'' against Slaughter's spit and give Cole the wedgie from hell is probably this troper's favorite. Also contains the moment that Shawn Michaels [[HoYay decided to kiss Triple H]] on national television.
** DX's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVvops9UvNA&feature=related "Christmas Present to the World"]]: Shawn and Hunter in mistletoe thongs. Hilarious ''and'' [[FanService full of fanservice]].
** Their wonderful [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq6HkY5JnBc parody]] of the Nation Of Domination.
** And, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkj6qFwc6Xs later on]], of The Corporation. Both times, The Rock was a member of both stables, and both times, the part of "The Crock" was played by Triple H, who, after everything else, had a big, black piece of cardboard taped to his face to replicate The Rock's raised eyebrow.
** Several years later, Shawn and Trips [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1q38d_dx-parody-of-the-mcmahons_shortfilms made a nice little mockery]] of Vince and Shane [=McMahon=]. Penis jokes aside, seeing ShawnMichaels do the Shane-o Shuffle ''never'' gets old.
*** Not to mention TripleH and his spot-on recreation of the [[OldShame "Stand Back" dance]].
*** Later, when the Spirit Squad and the [=McMahon=]s tried to storm the ring, DX made it rain ''crap'' on them. To make it even funnier, when Randy Orton later came out for his match, he had to hold his nose.
** [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x583n1_the-boogeyman-wants-to-join-dx-raw_sport "I'M THE BOOGEYMAN... AND I'M COMING TO... see if I can join DX..."]]
*** Not only was it the [[{{Kayfabe}} sudden drop in character]] with the delivery, but if Triple H and Shawn Michaels were capable of [[FaceFault face-faulting]], they would've. Shawn wiping his mouth on everything was just the icing on the cake.

''(He and ShawnMichaels look down to see Hornswoggle has taken refuge hiding behind Triple H.)''\\

*** That [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBs6j16RQnk whole]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVHbUJjyuSM segment]] was a [=CMoF=], especially the last lines before the DX catchphrase:

''(audience groans)''\\
'''Triple H''': You got a good point, but I don't think anybody writes this crap; they're all on strike!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AxogCo4dV4 This Christmas promo]] for [=WWEshop=].com and the Elimination Chamber playset. DX was [[ShamelessSelfPromotion shamelessly promoting WWE and/or DX]] [[MerchandiseDriven merch]] as usual. After talking about all the toy's features, Shawn has a nervous breakdown talking about it, how much stress it is to put ''that'' toy together while his kids forget all the ''other'' crap they got for Christmas, and after it's finished, [[KidsPreferBoxes "AND THEN THEY ONLY WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BOX!]] [[NoIndoorVoice AAAAAAHHHH!"]].
** ''Unforgiven 2006''. DX literally shoving VinceMcMahon's head up TheBigShow's ass. The crowd going gaga over DX pulling Big Show's pants down was awesome too.
** Try and find the promo they did the night after. It has Shawn and Hunter with fake tears, then H reading out a poem.
--->"Vince, you're upset. Your concern is valid. After all, last night, you tossed Big Show's salad." (Cue Shawn reacting appropriately horrified.)
** This exchange during their feud with Rated-RKO:
---> '''Randy Orton''': "Triple H! I want you, tonight!"\\
'''Triple H''': "Take it easy there, cowboy. I don't swing that way." (crowd laughs)\\
'''Randy Orton''': "That's not what I meant! I want to beat your ass!\\
'''Triple H''': "You want to do ''what'' to my ass?" (crowd laughs harder)
*** That came right after Edge and Orton's own [=CMOF=] doing [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPtJ6axGiS4 their own parody of DX]] (complete with a fake nose on Edge and a blonde wig and chaps on Orton). [[VitriolicBestBuds Hunter and Shawn]] couldn't let the moment pass without commentary:
----> '''Shawn''': Hunter, I gotta ask - do I really look ''that'' stupid when we come out together?
----> '''Hunter''': I'm not gonna lie to you, Shawn. (turns to Edge and Orton) Seriously, you guys, why all the hostility?
** Riffing off the well-known ''[=~Airplane!~=]'' joke, [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4h2ui_wwe-dx-with-crymetyme_sport Shawn speaks jive]]. Particularly hilarious is Hunter playing the straight-arrow for once, jumping ''five feet in the air'' when he thinks JTG's got a gun and doing a painful "FO SHIZZLE!" at the end of the bit.
---> '''Cryme Tyme''': O...kay.
** The Cryme Tyme skit came off the same night Coachman put a bounty on DX's head. Triple H's reaction was priceless: "You put a $10,000 bounty on our heads? [beat] You cheap bastard!" Obviously, the hijinks as people came to collect [[HilarityEnsues ensued]].
----> HBK [to Triple H after being attacked by Chris Masters in the bathroom]: Holy cow, you crapped a Masterpiece!
*** Don't forget Eugene's attempt to collect the Bounty - it resulted in him being handed [[VisualPun a roll of paper towels]].
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WZpiCgSmEQ&feature=related And then they shipped the Spirit Squad off to OVW]].
** [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb1fg2_wwe-monday-night-raw-john-cena-and_sport This promo before Survivor Series '09]], where DX is telling off Hornswoggle. Leprechaun jokes and HoYay ahoy.
--->'''JohnCena''': Shawnie, you NEVER hang a leprechaun on a hook! My uncle [[NoodleIncident hung a leprechaun on a hook once]]. [[JohnnyDangerously ONCE!]]
--->'''JohnCena''': Well, sure, you've both beat me. But I've beat [[TripleH you]] and I've beat [[ShawnMichaels you]]. We've beaten each other. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything WE]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms BEAT EACH OTHER]] [[HoYay ALL THE TIME]]. (Cut to [[TwinThreesomeFantasy the Bella Twins]] looking creeped-out and leaving) Um, [[ThatCameOutWrong that didn't come out right!]]
--->'''ShawnMichaels''': [[SarcasmMode Way to go!]]
** ShawnMichaels trying to prove DX is still controversial, by attacking random employees:
--->'''TripleH''': Besides that...[[EricBischoff he]] thinks he's controversial. And...I didn't wanna bring this up...but, he said that we don't even know the meaning of the word "controversial".\\
'''Shawn''': ''(exasperated)'' Us?! We don't know the meaning of the word "controversial"?!\\
'''Triple H''' Not as much me, it was mostly you...\\

'''Triple H''': I know, I know! I can't believe he said it! "We don't know what controversial is"--\\
'''Shawn''': What do you mean "we don't know controversy"?! ''(he and Triple H talk over one another)'' I don't believe this! ''(to random worker)'' You! What's your name?\\

''(HBK super-kicks Stan, leveling him)''\\

'''Triple H''': Calm down, Shawn--\\
'''Shawn''': DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! ''(storming off)'' NOBODY TELLS ME TO CALM DOWN!
*** Shawn would then run around, randomly super-kicking other random employees as the bit closed.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soMpk8xHDzY NINJA H!]]
*** Which really must be seen to appreciate the full hilarity, but particularly hilarious is Hunter's attempt at the robot and Shawn laughing so hard he almost falls off the ring apron.
** That time that they took over the production truck, gaining full control over the lighting, sound effects, and Titan Tron for an entire episode of RAW.
** In what this troper believes was an honest slip of the tongue on {{Triple H}}'s part, when he and Shawn where listing ways various people have left their mark: "And when the Germans, when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!"
*** Adding to the humor was the brief pause and glance Trips and Shawn share before they pick up and continue on as if nothing happened...for a second you could almost ''hear'' Shawn thinking, "It was the ''Japanese'', you idiot!"
*** Actually, Hunter was quoting ''AnimalHouse''. Still funny, but in a different way.
** Although it must be seen for full humor value, this exchange when Shawn and Triple H were chasing Jonathan Coachman through the building and Coach took refuge in the ladies' locker room:
--->'''Shawn''': We're going in there, aren't we?\\
'''Triple H''': *grins* Yep!\\
'''Shawn''': *sighs and covers his eyes*\\
(Triple H pauses to flirt with the Divas while Shawn goes through the other door. Shawn re-enters the room, ''eyes still covered'', blindly grabs Hunter, and drags him from the room.)
** The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHUBRzX3gc teaser trailer]] for the new ''DX: One Night Stand'' DVD. Featuring Shawn, Hunter, a tank, overkill, potshots taken at both men, and further use of goofy Western music.
--->'''Hunter''': It's right behind the Undertaker's DVD. Man, that guy beat you every time. You just can't win.
--->'''Shawn''': Yeah, but he beat you too.
--->'''Hunter''': What?!
--->'''Shawn''': Dude, he beat you too. He beats ''everybody''.
--->'''Hunter''': I'd uh, forgotten about that. I kind of don't wanna recall.
** Shawn sings his own [[FunnyAnsweringMachine answering machine]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psCuMAcb7a8 message]]. And according to reports, [[EnforcedMethodActing didn't tell Hunter]] what it was going to be.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gur21UjrQpI The original]] FingerpokeOfDoom. The reason this one is so much better is because a. it wasn't for the main title of the organization and b. the speech afterwards clearly indicates why it should be on this page.
** A skit with guest host Dusty Rhodes which included Shawn, Dusty, and HHH plugging The Rise and Fall of WCW, American Dream, and DX [=DVDs=] respectively, Dusty pointing out Shawn's biggest pushes coinciding with WCW's most lucrative period, and HHH asking Dusty if the WCW DVD discusses his favorite WCW moment, the debut of The Shockmaster. This leads to a reenactment of the Shockmaster debut with Santino Marella as The Shockmaster and Arn Anderson doing the voice just off camera.
* TripleH to the StraightEdge Society: "You don't drink, you don't do drugs, you don't smoke--neither do I, but then again, I don't look like I've been on a week-long crack binge with Amy Winehouse."

** A skit with guest host Dusty Rhodes which included Shawn, Dusty, and HHH plugging The Rise and Fall of WCW, American Dream, and DX [=DVDs=] respectively, Dusty pointing out Shawn's biggest pushes coinciding with WCW's most lucrative period, and HHH asking Dusty if the WCW DVD discusses his favorite WCW moment, the debut of The Shockmaster. This leads to a reenactment of the Shockmaster debut with Santino Marella as The Shockmaster and Arn Anderson doing the voice just off camera.

'''Shawn''': Are you kidding me?! [[MontrealScrewjob I'm the one that put Bret Hart in the sharpshooter, you know]]! And [[TripleH you]]! You! You know controversy, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall you married, uh...]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_McMahon What's-Her-Name]]!\\

** A skit with guest host Dusty Rhodes which included Shawn, Dusty, and HHH plugging The Rise and Fall of WCW, American Dream, and DX DVDs respectively, Dusty pointing out Shawn's biggest pushes coinciding with WCW's most lucrative period, and HHH asking Dusty if the WCW DVD discusses his favorite WCW moment, the debut of The Shockmaster. This leads to a reenactment of the Shockmaster debut with Santino Marella as The Shockmaster and Arn Anderson doing the voice just off camera.

---> '''Hunter''': Goddamnit! (under his breath) Fuck! Anyway, there will be less ''penis'' references.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gur21UjrQpI The original]] FingerpokeOfDoom. The reason this one is so much better is because a. it wasn't for the main title of the organization and b. the speech afterwards clearly indicates why it should be on this page.

---> '''Hunter''': From 10 PM to 11 PM, we will only use the words ass, damn, hell, and bitch. We will never, however, use the words shit, fuck, goddamn, Jesus Christ, faggot or any other racial or sexual slurs. Now then, as it pertains to video, we promise there will be less dick references.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gur21UjrQpI The original]] FingerpokeOfDoom. The reason this one is so much better is because a. it wasn't for the main title of the organization and b. the speech afterwards clearly indicates why it should be on this page.

** Shawn [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psCuMAcb7a8 sings his own answering machine message]]. And according to reports, [[EnforcedMethodActing didn't tell Hunter]] what it was going to be.

** Their wonderful [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr3QOL6Ypr0 parody]] of the Nation Of Domination.
** And, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QBbSYNn7tE later]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTJ4JbogsFM on]], of The Corporation. Both times, The Rock was a member of both stables, and both times, the part of "The Crock" was played by Triple H, who, after everything else, had a big, black piece of cardboard taped to his face to replicate The Rock's raised eyebrow.

** ''Unforgiven 2006''. DX literally shoving Vince [=McMahon=]'s head up Big Show's ass. The crowd going gaga over DX pulling Big Show's pants down was awesome too.

*** That came right after Edge and Orton's own [=CMOF=] doing [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEcWHz88c-U their own parody of DX]] (complete with a fake nose on Edge and a blonde wig and chaps on Orton). [[VitriolicBestBuds Hunter and Shawn]] couldn't let the moment pass without commentary:

** Riffing off the well-known {{Airplane}} joke, [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4h2ui_wwe-dx-with-crymetyme_sport Shawn speaks jive]]. Particularly hilarious is Hunter playing the straight-arrow for once, jumping ''five feet in the air'' when he thinks JTG's got a gun and doing a painful "FO SHIZZLE!" at the end of the bit.

** Shawn [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psCuMAcb7a8 sings his own answering machine message]]. And according to reports, [[EnforcedMethodActing didn't tell Hunter]] what it was going to be.

--->'''Hunter''': I'd uh, forgotten about that. I kind of don't wanna recall.

** DX's "Christmas Present to the World": Shawn and Hunter in mistletoe thongs. Hilarious ''and'' [[FanService full of fanservice]].

--->'''Shawn Michaels''': I don't know [[WhoWritesThisCrap who writes this garbage]], but this is the worst debacle since that whole [[DethroningMomentOfSuck Katie Vick thing]] years ago...\\

** The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo5VeCTvq18 State of the Union]] promo. Shawn's delivery of "up all night" is priceless.

** The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHUBRzX3gc teaser trailer]] for the new ''DX: One Night Stand'' DVD. Featuring Shawn, Hunter, a tank, overkill, potshots taken at both men plus the Undertaker, and further use of goofy Western music.

--->'''Shawn'': Yeah, but he beat you too.

* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHUBRzX3gc teaser trailer]] for the new ''DX: One Night Stand'' DVD. Featuring Shawn, Hunter, a tank, overkill, potshots taken at both men plus the Undertaker, and further use of goofy Western music.
-->'''Hunter''': It's right behind the Undertaker's DVD. Man, that guy beat you every time. You just can't win.
-->'''Shawn'': Yeah, but he beat you too.
-->'''Hunter''': What?!
-->'''Shawn''': Dude, he beat you too. He beats ''everybody''.
-->'''Hunter''': I'd uh, forgotten about that. I kind of don't wanna recall.

(Triple H pauses to flirt with the Divas while Shawn goes through the other door. Shawn re-enters the room, ''eyes still covered'', blindly grabs Hunter, and drags him from the room.)