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* "Ted and Mary": "[[ItMakesSenseInContext I am not a shoe whore]]!"

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->''(Larry spots the specific doll he was looking for)''
->'''Larry:''' ''(points at the doll)'' Judy.
->'''Jeff:''' What?
->'''Larry:''' JUDY!!! SEE HER?!!
->'''Jeff:''' Yeah!
->'''Larry:''' JUDY!!
->'''Jeff:''' Judy!
->''(Larry tries to grab the doll off of the shelf, but accidentally knocks the shelf down. Larry immediately tries t fix his mess)''
->'''Jeff:''' Oh, my god! What are you- ''(helps Larry put the shelf back up)''
->'''Larry:''' Needed this.
->''(The front door of the house closes.)''
->'''Jeff:''' [[OhCrap Susie's here!]]
->'''Larry:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit!]]
->'''Susie:''' ''(going upstairs)'' Jeffrey?
->'''Larry:''' What do I do?!
->'''Jeff:''' Stick it in your jacket!
->'''Susie:''' Jeffrey?!
->''(Larry tries to stuff the doll in his jacket, but it's too big)''
->'''Larry:''' It's too big! What do I plan?!
->'''Jeff:''' Do something, she's coming up!
->''(Larry pull's the doll's head off and hides it in his pants)''
->'''Jeff:''' ''(taking the doll's body and hiding it in a pile of dolls)'' Give this to me...
->'''Susie:''' Jeffrey, I saw your car! What the fuck are you doing here?! You're supposed to call first! Jeffrey!
->''(Jeff puts the shelf back on and pretends to be doing maintenance on the room with Larry)''

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->''(Larry --->''(Larry spots the specific doll he was looking for)''
->'''Larry:''' --->'''Larry:''' ''(points at the doll)'' Judy.
->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' What?
->'''Larry:''' --->'''Larry:''' JUDY!!! SEE HER?!!
->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' Yeah!
->'''Larry:''' --->'''Larry:''' JUDY!!
->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' Judy!
->''(Larry --->''(Larry tries to grab the doll off of the shelf, but accidentally knocks the shelf down. Larry immediately tries t to fix his mess)''
->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' Oh, my god! What are you- ''(helps Larry put the shelf back up)''
->'''Larry:''' --->'''Larry:''' Needed this.
->''(The --->''(The front door of the house closes.)''
->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' [[OhCrap Susie's here!]]
->'''Larry:''' --->'''Larry:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit!]]
->'''Susie:''' --->'''Susie:''' ''(going upstairs)'' Jeffrey?
->'''Larry:''' --->'''Larry:''' What do I do?!
->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' Stick it in your jacket!
->'''Susie:''' --->'''Susie:''' Jeffrey?!
->''(Larry --->''(Larry tries to stuff the doll in his jacket, but it's too big)''
->'''Larry:''' --->'''Larry:''' It's too big! What do I plan?!
->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' Do something, she's coming up!
->''(Larry --->''(Larry pull's the doll's head off and hides it in his pants)''
->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' ''(taking the doll's body and hiding it in a pile of dolls)'' Give this to me...
->'''Susie:''' --->'''Susie:''' Jeffrey, I saw your car! What the fuck are you doing here?! You're supposed to call first! Jeffrey!
->''(Jeff --->''(Jeff puts the shelf back on and pretends to be doing maintenance on the room with Larry)''



->'''Susie:''' Where's the head? I know you took the doll's head. Where is it? Where's the fucking head?\\
'''Jeff:''' I don't know.\\
'''Susie:''' The kid is home, ''hysterical'' because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITATED, 'cause you two sickos took the head for ''God knows what'' reason, some voodoo shit you're doing. Where is it?\\
''(Larry hesitantly scratches himself)''\\
'''Susie:''' Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is! (pause) Just get me the fucking head, all right? Both of you, 'cause I've had it, you four-eyed fuck, and you fat piece of shit! GET ME THE HEAD!!!

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->'''Susie:''' --->''(Jeff and Larry pull into the driveway to see Susie just standing there)''
--->'''Jeff:''' [[OhCrap Oh,]] ''[[OhCrap shit.]]''
--->'''Larry:''' Oh, god.
--->''([[EnnioMorriconePastiche Spaghetti Western-style music plays as Jeff and Larry get out of the car]])''
--->'''Susie:'''
Where's the head? head?
--->''(Jeff and Larry just stand there nervously, not responding)''
--->'''Susie:'''
I know you took the doll's head. Where head, where is it? it?!
--->''(Jeff and Larry are still silent)''
--->'''Susie:'''
Where's the fucking head?\\
'''Jeff:'''
''FUCKING HEAD?!''
--->'''Jeff:''' ''(mumbling):'' [[BlatantLies ...
I don't know.\\
'''Susie:'''
]]
--->'''Susie:'''
The kid is home, ''hysterical'' ''HYSTERICAL'' because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITATED, '''''DECAPITATED''''', 'cause you two sickos ''SICKOS'' took the head for ''God ''GOD knows what'' reason, some voodoo shit ''VOODOO SHIT'' you're doing. doing! Where is it?\\
''(Larry
it?!
--->''(Larry
hesitantly scratches himself)''\\
'''Susie:'''
himself)''
--->'''Susie:'''
Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is! (pause) Just get me the fucking head, all right? Both of you, 'cause I've had it, you four-eyed fuck, and you fat piece of shit! GET '''''GET ME THE HEAD!!!HEAD!!!'''''



->'''Tara:''' MOMMY! MOMMY! THAT BALD MAN IS IN THE BATHROOM AND ''[[MistakenForPedophile THERE'S SOMETHING HARD IN HIS PANTS!]]''

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->'''Tara:''' --->'''Tara:''' MOMMY! MOMMY! THAT BALD MAN IS IN THE BATHROOM AND ''[[MistakenForPedophile THERE'S SOMETHING HARD IN HIS PANTS!]]''

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--->'''Jeff:''' "Sweet Judy Brown Eyes"! Hooooly shit! ''(tosses the doll back on the shelf)''

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--->'''Jeff:''' "Sweet Judy Brown ''Brown'' Eyes"! Hooooly shit! ''(tosses the doll back on the shelf)''shelf)'' "...Some of these dolls are scary. A bunch of bald ones over here..."
** And then that lead up to this crowning moment of stupidity between Larry and Jeff:
->''(Larry spots the specific doll he was looking for)''
->'''Larry:''' ''(points at the doll)'' Judy.
->'''Jeff:''' What?
->'''Larry:''' JUDY!!! SEE HER?!!
->'''Jeff:''' Yeah!
->'''Larry:''' JUDY!!
->'''Jeff:''' Judy!
->''(Larry tries to grab the doll off of the shelf, but accidentally knocks the shelf down. Larry immediately tries t fix his mess)''
->'''Jeff:''' Oh, my god! What are you- ''(helps Larry put the shelf back up)''
->'''Larry:''' Needed this.
->''(The front door of the house closes.)''
->'''Jeff:''' [[OhCrap Susie's here!]]
->'''Larry:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit!]]
->'''Susie:''' ''(going upstairs)'' Jeffrey?
->'''Larry:''' What do I do?!
->'''Jeff:''' Stick it in your jacket!
->'''Susie:''' Jeffrey?!
->''(Larry tries to stuff the doll in his jacket, but it's too big)''
->'''Larry:''' It's too big! What do I plan?!
->'''Jeff:''' Do something, she's coming up!
->''(Larry pull's the doll's head off and hides it in his pants)''
->'''Jeff:''' ''(taking the doll's body and hiding it in a pile of dolls)'' Give this to me...
->'''Susie:''' Jeffrey, I saw your car! What the fuck are you doing here?! You're supposed to call first! Jeffrey!
->''(Jeff puts the shelf back on and pretends to be doing maintenance on the room with Larry)''



--->'''Susie:''' Where's the head? I know you took the doll's head. Where is it? Where's the fucking head?\\

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--->'''Susie:''' ->'''Susie:''' Where's the head? I know you took the doll's head. Where is it? Where's the fucking head?\\



--->'''Tara:''' MOMMY! MOMMY! THAT BALD MAN IS IN THE BATHROOM AND ''[[MistakenForPedophile THERE'S SOMETHING HARD IN HIS PANTS!]]''

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--->'''Tara:''' ->'''Tara:''' MOMMY! MOMMY! THAT BALD MAN IS IN THE BATHROOM AND ''[[MistakenForPedophile THERE'S SOMETHING HARD IN HIS PANTS!]]''
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** Also funny in that scene: Jeff tries to help Larry make his case for switching sandwiches but Larry tells him, [[StopHelpingMe "Shut the fuck up."]]

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** Also funny in that scene: Jeff tries to help Larry make his case for switching sandwiches but Larry tells him, [[StopHelpingMe "Shut the fuck up."]]"

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