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** During the Women's Battle Royal Jack begins aggressively slapping his armrest causing Pacitti to ask Jack if he was [[ADateWithRosiePalms wanking off]]:

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** During the Women's Battle Royal Jack begins aggressively slapping his armrest causing Pacitti to ask Jack if he was [[ADateWithRosiePalms [[MistakenForMasturbating wanking off]]:
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* Pacitti trolling some racist's show by sending in a video with some generic platitudes that they aired live... not noticing that his bare arse was being reflected in the bathroom mirror.

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* Pacitti trolling some racist's show GB News by sending in a video with some generic platitudes that they aired live... not noticing that his bare arse was being reflected in the bathroom mirror.
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-->'''Jack:''' ''<concerned>'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does Renee know about her...?]]

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-->'''Jack:''' ''<concerned>'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does Renee know about her...?]]?]]
* Pacitti trolling some racist's show by sending in a video with some generic platitudes that they aired live... not noticing that his bare arse was being reflected in the bathroom mirror.
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Pokemon TCG literally holds the world hostage.\\

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Pokemon ''TabletopGame/{{Pokemon}} TCG literally holds the world hostage.\\



WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants debuts on Creator/{{Nickelodeon}}.\\
Blue (Da Ba Dee) takes the world by storm.\\

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WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants debuts on Creator/{{Nickelodeon}}.\\
Blue [[Music/Eiffel65 "Blue (Da Ba Dee) Dee)"]] takes the world by storm.\\



A terrible Film/{{Godzilla}} film.\\

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A terrible Film/{{Godzilla}} Film/{{Godzilla|1998}} film.\\



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* During their video on the greatest wrestling families of all time, Adam described himself as the "sexy mum" of Cultaholic. [[https://youtu.be/9Q-dPwPrrF0?t=14 This was accompanied by a photo of him]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext dressed as a carrot]]. Ross was described as "the uncle who initially improves, then ruins Christmas".

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* During their video on the greatest wrestling families of all time, Adam described himself as the "sexy mum" of Cultaholic. [[https://youtu.be/9Q-dPwPrrF0?t=14 This was accompanied by a photo of him]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext dressed as a carrot]]. Ross was described as "the uncle who initially improves, then ruins Christmas".Christmas".
* When Jack was grading the episode of ''AEW Dynamite'' where Wrestling/JonMoxley quite offhandedly mentioned during a promo that he has "a pregnant wife at home"[[note]]this was actually the way Jon and Renee officially revealed her pregnancy to the world[[/note]], Jack cracked off a brilliant little joke:
-->'''Jack:''' ''<concerned>'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does Renee know about her...?]]
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* Pacitti accidentally groping Tom's nipple during an episode of Cultaholic News. It...''sort'' of MakesSenseInContext.

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* Pacitti accidentally groping Tom's nipple during an episode of Cultaholic News. It...''sort'' of MakesSenseInContext.MakesSenseInContext.
* During their video on the greatest wrestling families of all time, Adam described himself as the "sexy mum" of Cultaholic. [[https://youtu.be/9Q-dPwPrrF0?t=14 This was accompanied by a photo of him]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext dressed as a carrot]]. Ross was described as "the uncle who initially improves, then ruins Christmas".

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*** Tweedell's excuse as for why the pre-show isn't covered at all:

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*** Tweedell's Tweddell's excuse as for why the pre-show isn't covered at all:



Some seem long forgotten, but their memories live on!"''

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Some seem long forgotten, but their memories live on!"''on!"''
* Pacitti accidentally groping Tom's nipple during an episode of Cultaholic News. It...''sort'' of MakesSenseInContext.
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* One hilariously [[TakeThat cutting jibe]] worth singling out is from the #1 entry on their list of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeVhHsaOMhk "10 Wrestling Matches Changed On The Fly"]], describing the infamous ''Victory Road 2011'' match between Wrestling/{{Sting}} and Wrestling/JeffHardy, delivered with every ounce of Adam Pacitti's [[DeadpanSnarker dry wit]].
-->Wrestling/JeffHardy was [[AddledAddict not in a good place at this time]]- [[BaitAndSwitch he was in]] Wrestling/{{TNA}}.
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** During the Wrestling/AndreTheGiant memorial battle royal Pacitti notices that Fandango has a RagingStiffie and the guys begin to laugh until [[ButtMonkey Jack]] asks the others if they occasionaly still get random erections leading to Adam to ask Jack where he recently had one:

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** During the Wrestling/AndreTheGiant memorial battle royal Pacitti notices that Fandango has a RagingStiffie and the guys begin to laugh until [[ButtMonkey Jack]] asks the others if they occasionaly occasionally still get random erections leading to Adam to ask Jack where he recently had one:



---> '''Pacitti:''' '' Just the most aggressive like...(Begins agressively jerking his arm up and down)''

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---> '''Pacitti:''' '' Just the most aggressive like...(Begins agressively aggressively jerking his arm up and down)''
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[[UsefulNotes/DeepBlue Some computer]] beat [[UsefulNotes/GarriKasparov some really good chess guy]].\\

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[[UsefulNotes/DeepBlue Some computer]] computer beat [[UsefulNotes/GarriKasparov some really good chess guy]].guy.\\



--> '''Pacitti:''' ''Where- Where have you recently had a throbber?''
--> '''Jack:''' ''Like, for example, like on a bus if there's a lot of vibration.''
--> '''Pacitti:''' ''You got the bus in today!''
--> '''Jack:''' ''[[BlatantLies No,I didn't-I]] .''
--> '''Pacitti:''' ''Are you e-!''
--> '''Pacitti and Ross:''' ''(Camera zooms in on Jack's pants) He's-He's got a...[[RagingStiffie Stiffie]] !''
--> '''Pacitti:''' '' [[EngineeredHashtag #Jack'sgota]][[RagingStiffie stiffy]]! Get the Tee-shirt printed!''

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--> ---> '''Pacitti:''' ''Where- Where have you recently had a throbber?''
--> ---> '''Jack:''' ''Like, for example, like on a bus if there's a lot of vibration.''
--> ---> '''Pacitti:''' ''You got the bus in today!''
--> ---> '''Jack:''' ''[[BlatantLies No,I didn't-I]] .''
--> ---> '''Pacitti:''' ''Are you e-!''
--> ---> '''Pacitti and Ross:''' ''(Camera zooms in on Jack's pants) He's-He's got a...[[RagingStiffie Stiffie]] !''
--> ---> '''Pacitti:''' '' [[EngineeredHashtag #Jack'sgota]][[RagingStiffie stiffy]]! Get the Tee-shirt printed!''



** During the Women's Battle Royal Jack begins agressively slapping his armrest causing Pacitti to ask Jack if he was [[ADateWithRosiePalms wanking off]]:
--> '''Pacitti:''' '' (Looks at Jack) Are you wanking, Jack?''
--> '''Pacitti:''' '' Just the most agressive like...(Begins agressively jerking his arm up and down)''

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** During the Women's Battle Royal Jack begins agressively aggressively slapping his armrest causing Pacitti to ask Jack if he was [[ADateWithRosiePalms wanking off]]:
--> ---> '''Pacitti:''' '' (Looks at Jack) Are you wanking, Jack?''
--> ---> '''Pacitti:''' '' Just the most agressive aggressive like...(Begins agressively jerking his arm up and down)''



--> '''Ross:''' ''Thoughts on Monroe Sky?''
--> '''Jack:''' ''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Is that the opening band?]]''
--> '''Ross:''' '' (Chuckles) No... that's Wrestling/TheMiz's new daughter.''
--> '''Everyone:''' '' (Begins to laugh hysterically.)''

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--> ---> '''Ross:''' ''Thoughts on Monroe Sky?''
--> ---> '''Jack:''' ''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Is that the opening band?]]''
--> ---> '''Ross:''' '' (Chuckles) No... that's Wrestling/TheMiz's new daughter.''
--> ---> '''Everyone:''' '' (Begins to laugh hysterically.)''
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Norman Smiley, Zach Gowen, Wrestling/BamBamBigelow,\\
Ahmed Johnson, Wrestling/TorrieWilson, Buff Bagwell, [[Wrestling/TheRockNRollExpress Robert Gibson]],\\

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Norman Smiley, Wrestling/NormanSmiley, Zach Gowen, Wrestling/BamBamBigelow,\\
Ahmed Johnson, Wrestling/AhmedJohnson, Wrestling/TorrieWilson, Buff Bagwell, [[Wrestling/TheRockNRollExpress Robert Gibson]],\\



Duane Gill, Adam Bomb, Michael Hayes, Cor Von,\\

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[[Wrestling/{{Gillberg}} Duane Gill, Gill]], [[Wrestling/BryanClarke Adam Bomb, Bomb]], Michael Hayes, Cor Von,\\



Jim Powers, Wrestling/{{Francine}}, Wrestling/JackSwagger, [[Wrestling/GeneOkerlund Mean Gene]],\\
Fat Chick Thriller, Duke the Dumpster, Oklahoma, Mantaur!\\

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Jim Powers, Wrestling/{{Francine}}, Wrestling/JackSwagger, [[Wrestling/GeneOkerlund [[Wrestling/MeanGeneOkerlund Mean Gene]],\\
[[Wrestling/MikeAwesome Fat Chick Thriller, Thriller]], Duke the Dumpster, Oklahoma, Mantaur!\\
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UsefulNotes/NuMetal...NuMetal... [[OldShame (Sorry about that)]].\\



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* The title theme song written and performed by Pacitti for the [[https://youtu.be/tyi2C_7BXa4?t=54 'What Happened to that Wrestler']] series, a word-perfect parody of Music/BillyJoel's [[WeDidntStartTheBillyJoelParodies "We Didn't Start the Fire"]], complete with wiggling pop-ups of the wrestlers as they're named and Pacitti dancing and playing on a (photoshopped) keyboard. It's unbelievable.

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* The title theme song written and performed by Pacitti for the [[https://youtu.be/tyi2C_7BXa4?t=54 'What Happened to that Wrestler']] series, a word-perfect parody of Music/BillyJoel's [[WeDidntStartTheBillyJoelParodies "We Didn't Start the Fire"]], complete with wiggling pop-ups of the wrestlers as they're named and Pacitti dancing and playing on a (photoshopped) keyboard. It's unbelievable.unbelievable.
--> ''"Mason Ryan, Stevie Ray, [[Wrestling/JohnTenta Earthquake]], [[Wrestling/{{Madusa}} Alundra Blayze]],\\
Norman Smiley, Zach Gowen, Wrestling/BamBamBigelow,\\
Ahmed Johnson, Wrestling/TorrieWilson, Buff Bagwell, [[Wrestling/TheRockNRollExpress Robert Gibson]],\\
Dave Taylor, Terry Taylor, and [[Wrestling/CharlesWright Godfather's]] ho's,\\
[piano]\\
Duane Gill, Adam Bomb, Michael Hayes, Cor Von,\\
Essa Rios, Gemini, the manager from Kaientai,\\
Jim Powers, Wrestling/{{Francine}}, Wrestling/JackSwagger, [[Wrestling/GeneOkerlund Mean Gene]],\\
Fat Chick Thriller, Duke the Dumpster, Oklahoma, Mantaur!\\
What happened to that wrestler?\\
Some were main eventing, which leaves me lamenting\\
What happened to that wrestler?\\
Some seem long forgotten, but their memories live on!"''
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* The title theme song written and performed by Pacitti for the [[https://youtu.be/tyi2C_7BXa4?t=54 'What Happened to that Wrestler']] series, a word-perfect parody of Music/BillyJoel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", complete with wiggling pop-ups of the wrestlers as they're named and Pacitti dancing and playing on a (photoshopped) keyboard. It's unbelievable.

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* The title theme song written and performed by Pacitti for the [[https://youtu.be/tyi2C_7BXa4?t=54 'What Happened to that Wrestler']] series, a word-perfect parody of Music/BillyJoel's [[WeDidntStartTheBillyJoelParodies "We Didn't Start the Fire", Fire"]], complete with wiggling pop-ups of the wrestlers as they're named and Pacitti dancing and playing on a (photoshopped) keyboard. It's unbelievable.
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* After losing the Extreme Rules 2018 Predictions, Ross's punishment was calling a phone sex hotline with a wrestling fantasy written by Pacitti. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ& Words do not do it justice.]]

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* After losing the Extreme Rules 2018 Predictions, Ross's punishment was calling a phone sex hotline with a wrestling fantasy written by Pacitti. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ& Words do not do it justice.]]]]
* The title theme song written and performed by Pacitti for the [[https://youtu.be/tyi2C_7BXa4?t=54 'What Happened to that Wrestler']] series, a word-perfect parody of Music/BillyJoel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", complete with wiggling pop-ups of the wrestlers as they're named and Pacitti dancing and playing on a (photoshopped) keyboard. It's unbelievable.
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* After loosing the Extreme Rules 2018 Predictions, Ross's punishment was calling a phone sex hotline with a wrestling fantasy written by Pacitti. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ& Words do not do it justice.]]

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* After loosing losing the Extreme Rules 2018 Predictions, Ross's punishment was calling a phone sex hotline with a wrestling fantasy written by Pacitti. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ& Words do not do it justice.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ& This. Entire. Video.]] Words do not do it justice.

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* After loosing the Extreme Rules 2018 Predictions, Ross's punishment was calling a phone sex hotline with a wrestling fantasy written by Pacitti. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ& This. Entire. Video.]] Words do not do it justice.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ&t=23s This. Entire. Video.]] Words do not do it justice.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ&t=23s com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ& This. Entire. Video.]] Words do not do it justice.
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** During the Tag Team match for the Raw Tag Team Championships Sam notices a person in The Bar's float who heavily resembles Ross' old costume leading them to mention NAME REDACTED and talk about how WWE is going to get sued.

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** During the Tag Team match for the Raw Tag Team Championships Sam notices a person in The Bar's float who heavily resembles Ross' old costume leading them to mention NAME REDACTED and talk about how WWE is going to get sued.sued.
*[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkut60LdoUQ&t=23s This. Entire. Video.]] Words do not do it justice.
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** During the Tag Team match for the Raw Tag Team Championships Sam notices a person in The Bar's float who heavily resembles Ross' old costume leading them to mention [Name Redacted] and talk about how WWE is going to get sued.

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** During the Tag Team match for the Raw Tag Team Championships Sam notices a person in The Bar's float who heavily resembles Ross' old costume leading them to mention [Name Redacted] NAME REDACTED and talk about how WWE is going to get sued.

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----* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQM4nL9tL8E their Wrestlemania 34 Reactions video]]:
** During the Wrestling/AndreTheGiant memorial battle royal Pacitti notices that Fandango has a RagingStiffie and the guys begin to laugh until [[ButtMonkey Jack]] asks the others if they occasionaly still get random erections leading to Adam to ask Jack where he recently had one:
--> '''Pacitti:''' ''Where- Where have you recently had a throbber?''
--> '''Jack:''' ''Like, for example, like on a bus if there's a lot of vibration.''
--> '''Pacitti:''' ''You got the bus in today!''
--> '''Jack:''' ''[[BlatantLies No,I didn't-I]] .''
--> '''Pacitti:''' ''Are you e-!''
--> '''Pacitti and Ross:''' ''(Camera zooms in on Jack's pants) He's-He's got a...[[RagingStiffie Stiffie]] !''
--> '''Pacitti:''' '' [[EngineeredHashtag #Jack'sgota]][[RagingStiffie stiffy]]! Get the Tee-shirt printed!''
*** They then proceeded to make as many RagingStiffie puns as possible.
** During the Women's Battle Royal Jack begins agressively slapping his armrest causing Pacitti to ask Jack if he was [[ADateWithRosiePalms wanking off]]:
--> '''Pacitti:''' '' (Looks at Jack) Are you wanking, Jack?''
--> '''Pacitti:''' '' Just the most agressive like...(Begins agressively jerking his arm up and down)''
** During the Triple Threat for the IC Title Ross asks a question about Wrestling/TheMiz 's new daughter:
--> '''Ross:''' ''Thoughts on Monroe Sky?''
--> '''Jack:''' ''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Is that the opening band?]]''
--> '''Ross:''' '' (Chuckles) No... that's Wrestling/TheMiz's new daughter.''
--> '''Everyone:''' '' (Begins to laugh hysterically.)''
** During the Tag Team match between Wrestling/KurtAngle and Creator/RondaRousey vs Wrestling/TripleH and Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon, in the part where Ronda puts Stephanie in a arm hold, Ross begins to slowly lose his [[SanitySlippage mind]] and scream kill at the screen causing Adam to slowly back away from him in fear.
** During the Tag Team match for the Raw Tag Team Championships Sam notices a person in The Bar's float who heavily resembles Ross' old costume leading them to mention [Name Redacted] and talk about how WWE is going to get sued.
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** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzplN2qbln0 WTF Moments from Elimination Chamber 2018]]:
*** Tweedell's excuse as for why the pre-show isn't covered at all:
--> ''"Now as we all know, before predictions take place, Adam Pacitti likes to take me out for midnight pedicure, so I did not see the pre-show."''

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* The WTF moments had its fair share.

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* The WTF moments had its fair share.share:
** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJBa9DvEn0I Pete Dunne Debuts, Cesaro & Sheamus New Tag Champs]]:
--> ''"Next we have Wrestling/KurtAngle declaring that Raw has the best talent, the best shows and the best fans, and in the process, proving that there is indeed a fourth 'I': [[CatchPhrase Intensity, Integrity, Intelligence]] and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick IDIOT]]."''
--> ''"There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Wrestling/BookerT talking absolute nonsense."''
--> ''"[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Trafford Old Trafford]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Manchester_Stadium the Etihad]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Central_Library the Central Library]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Town_Hall the Town Hall]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salford_Lads%27_Club Salford Lads Club]]... all beautiful, iconic things part of the city of Manchester, but when WWE decides to show off Manchester as a fancy place that should be hosting Wrestling/WWERaw in, they choose to show... Primark!"''

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''(*scrolling list starts*)''\\



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* The WTF moments had its fair share.
* "10 Wrestlers Who Came Inches From Death" has Adam Pacitti naming a list of things from TheNineties which were silly... in a voiceless piece:
--> '''Pacitti:''' ''Basically, the late 90s were super intense and stupid.''
--> '''Screen:''' ''"'''DISCLAIMER:'''\\
Yes, the late 1990s were great, but you can't deny that those 3 or 4 years were almost like the air was made of cocaine.\\
Like, seriously.\\
Pokemon TCG literally holds the world hostage.\\
WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken somehow clears censors.\\
WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants debuts on Creator/{{Nickelodeon}}.\\
Blue (Da Ba Dee) takes the world by storm.\\
The Monica Lewinsky scandal.\\
Wrestling/JesseVentura was elected governor of MN.\\
VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue released.\\
Motherf**king [[Music/{{Chumbawamba}} 'Tubthumping']].\\
[[Music/TheOffspring Pretty Fly For a White Guy]].\\
UsefulNotes/NuMetal... [[OldShame (Sorry about that)]].\\
[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark South. Park.]]\\
Furbys. Horrible. Horrible. Furbys.\\
Beanie Babies and the ensuing collector panic.\\
VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII.\\
A terrible Film/{{Godzilla}} film.\\
Film/BatmanAndRobin & dem rubber nips.\\
UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}} destrooooooys UsefulNotes/{{Sega}}.\\
Series/TheTeletubbies awaken.\\
There was [[Film/StarWarsThePhantomMenace that Star Wars prequel thing]].\\
But there was also Film/TheMatrix, so... yeah.\\
Series/KenanAndKel\\
UsefulNotes/{{Nintendo 64}}\\
Literally every BoyBand ever.\\
Pepsi built WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons' house.\\
[[UsefulNotes/DeepBlue Some computer]] beat [[UsefulNotes/GarriKasparov some really good chess guy]].\\
''(*beat*)''\\
Oh.\\
And wrestling was the biggest thing since sliced bread.\\
'''Everyone and their dog was watching.'''"''
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