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* As the last of the bat swarm is cleaned up, Caduceus is just on the ground with his staff swiping at them half-heartedly like batting away cobwebs.
-->'''Caduceus:''' Scoot... scoot... away,

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* As the last of the bat swarm is cleaned up, Caduceus is just on the ground with his staff swiping at them half-heartedly like batting away cobwebs.
-->'''Caduceus:''' Scoot... scoot... away,Scoot... Go on...
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* Caleb comes out of his Frumpkin-vision, asks what's going on, then is immediately knocked to the ground as Jester slides down the chute from upstairs and lands on top of him.
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'''Nott:''' [-Eep!-]

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'''Nott:''' [-Eep!-][--Eep!--]
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'''Nott:''' [-Eep.-]

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'''Nott:''' [-Eep.-][-Eep!-]
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* Nott, while charmed by the drow, shoots Yasha in the shoulder with a crossbow bolt. In retaliation, Yasha grabs Nott by the ''head'', holding her there as she screeches that she never liked Yasha anyway. When Jester's Dispel Magic gets rid of the charm on Nott, this exchange happens.
-->'''Nott:''' ''(dazed)'' Yasha...\\
'''Yasha:''' ''(still holding onto Nott's head)'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stop. Fucking. Hitting me.]]\\
'''Nott:''' [-Eep.-]
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** It takes Jester all of 40 minutes to fly across the road and to the window. When she finally gets there, she can't actually get into the room due to a bad Dexterity roll, and spends the rest of her Polymorph time chewing on the curtain. When the spell finally ends and she reverts to her tiefling self, she immediately remembers what she was supposed to be doing... then drops like a brick.
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* Some brief asides before and after the break:
** Caduceus realizes that whatever Beau put in Essek's drink, it was ''not'' turmeric. Apparently he ran out a ''while'' ago.
** Caduceus also tries to piece the sword back together, just for the hell of it. Matt starts to dramatically describe Caduceus laying out the blade and hilt when Talisien stops him, fully aware that Matt is just messing with him and nothing actually happens.
** Caleb abruptly realizes that while Frumpkin can climb ''up'' trees, he can't climb ''down'', and [[CatUpATree has been stuck in the giant tree for four days now]]. The other players immediately start imitating distressed meows.
--->'''Liam:''' The den next door ''hates'' us.
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* Laura immediately claims a room for herself.
-->'''Talisien:''' Matt, Laura's in my room! Laura's in my room! That's my-- Matt, Laura's in my room!\\
'''Matt:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Both of you roll Wisdom saving throws.]]
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* As everyone heads off to bed, Caduceus, Beau and Caleb have some fairly serious scenes, one of Caduceus and Beau burying the goblin, Caduceus communing with the Wildmother, and Caleb staring at Yasha and Nott's doors before going to bed himself. Sam then provides some ''incredible'' MoodWhiplash as he points out that Nott still has the "rhino sex potions."

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* As everyone heads off to bed, Caduceus, Beau and Caleb have some fairly serious scenes, one of Caduceus and Beau burying the goblin, Caduceus communing with the Wildmother, and Caleb staring at Yasha and Nott's doors before going to bed himself.solemn scenes. Sam then provides some ''incredible'' MoodWhiplash as he points out that Nott still has the "rhino sex potions."
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* As everyone heads off to bed, Caduceus, Beau and Caleb have some fairly serious scenes, one of Caduceus and Beau burying the goblin, Caduceus communing with the Wildmother, and Caleb staring at Yasha and Nott's doors before going to bed himself. Sam then provides some ''incredible'' MoodWhiplash as he points out that Nott still has the "rhino sex potions."
-->'''Talisien:''' We are ''not'' getting our deposit back.
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* At random points during the fight, Jester holds up scoring signs to rate her teammates' battle tactics -- rating Beau's lightning punches a 7 and the aformentioned turtle toss through the rift an 8.

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* At random points during the fight, Jester holds up scoring signs to rate her teammates' battle tactics -- tactics, rating Beau's lightning punches a 7 and the aformentioned turtle toss through the rift an 8.
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* At random points during the fight, Jester holds up scoring signs to rate her teammates' battle tactics -- rating Beau's lightning punches a 7 and the aformentioned turtle toss through the rift an 8.
-->'''Caduceus:''' [[LampshadeHanging Where are you getting all those signs?]]
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* As Marisha is talking about rolling a 30 on a Persuasion check, Matt tells her, "It's okay, it happens," only for someone to quietly chime in, "A lot." She immediately breaks character, turns to Sam, and threatens to pimp slap him. [[NotMeThisTime Turns out it was actually Taliesin]], and everyone immediately busts out laughing.

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* As Marisha is talking about rolling a 30 3 on a Persuasion check, Matt tells her, "It's okay, it happens," only for someone to quietly chime in, "A lot." She immediately breaks character, turns to Sam, and threatens to pimp slap him. [[NotMeThisTime Turns out it was actually Taliesin]], and everyone immediately busts out laughing.

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'''The Mighty Nein:''' ''*All clap very out-of-sync*''

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'''The Mighty Nein:''' ''*All ''(All clap very out-of-sync*''out-of-sync)''\\
'''Matt:''' [[SarcasmMode Well-oiled machine]].
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* After a very heartfelt talk between Caduceus and Yasha, they bid eachother goodnight. Caduceus then begins to snore very loudly, and Matt describes the distinct sound of Yasha pressing a pillow over her ears.
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'''Matt:''' Yeah, that sounds like a ''great'' combination. "What'd you roll?" "One." "Well, that's the fastest TPK we've ever had."

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'''Matt:''' Yeah, that sounds like a ''great'' combination. "What'd you roll?" "One." "Well, that's the fastest TPK [[TotalPartyKill TPK]] we've ever had."
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* As the party settles in for a long rest in what is best described as "a stable for people", Sam tells Matt he wants to try to make a tracer arrow, but Matt refuses, saying that Nott wouldn't have a good enough space to work.
-->'''Sam:''' I can't do explosive chemistry in a stall with three other people right around me?\\

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* As the party settles in for a long rest in what is best described as "a stable for people", Sam tells Matt he wants to try to make a tracer arrow, but arrow. Matt refuses, saying that Nott wouldn't have a good enough space to work.
-->'''Sam:''' ''(mock-offended)'' I can't do explosive chemistry in a stall with three other people right around me?\\
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* As the party settles in for a long rest in what is best described as "a stable for people", Sam tells Matt he wants to try to make a tracer arrow, but Matt refuses, saying that Nott wouldn't have a good enough space to work.
-->'''Sam:''' I can't do explosive chemistry in a stall with three other people right around me?\\
'''Travis:''' With a fair amount of natural manure around as well?\\
'''Sam:''' And dry hay?\\
'''Matt:''' Yeah, that sounds like a ''great'' combination. "What'd you roll?" "One." "Well, that's the fastest TPK we've ever had."

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-->'''Caleb:''' El-tritch Blaaaeeeeessst

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-->'''Caleb:''' El-tritch BlaaaeeeeessstBlaaaeeeeessst.\\
'''Nott:''' I think you put extra consonants that aren't even there!
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* After the fight, the drow monk asks Beau to follow her. The rest of the Mighty Nein do the same, with Jester and Caleb following Beau out of the front door, and Fjord leading the others out of the back door to draw less attention. Fjord then proceeds to roll an 8 on his perception check and immediately loses sight of Beau, meaning that he, Caduceus, Yasha and Nott spend the remainder of the episode and the start of the next one wandering aimlessly around the city like lost tourists.
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-->'''Taliesin:''' ''(to Sam)'' I, for one, am excited for your new character.
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* The start of the episode has all of the players acting strangely hyperactive, with Matt increasingly exasperated at their behavior. His annoyance with his players reaches an apex just after the intro, when Sam is revealed to once again be wearing a T-shirt printed with a close-up of Matt making a very constipated looking face.
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* When Caduceus goes over to the butcher to ask if he's seen anything, the butcher -- an ogre wearing a monocle -- calls him skinny and tiny and tells him to eat more meat.

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* When Caduceus goes over to the butcher to ask if he's seen anything, the butcher -- an ogre wearing a monocle -- calls him skinny and tiny (ironic, since Caduceus easily rivals Yasha as the largest of the Nein) and tells him to eat more meat.
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** The butcher seems to find the idea of a vegetarian hilarious, and gives Caduceus a slice of meat for free. Caduceus thanks him sincerely, then immediately turns around and gives it to Nott.
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* When Caduceus goes over to the butcher to ask if he's seen anything, the butcher -- an ogre wearing a monocle -- calls him skinny and tiny and tells him to eat more meat.
-->'''Caduceus:''' I'm sadly of a monastic tradition that does not allow me to consume the flesh of animals, so...\\
'''Butcher:''' ...What?\\
'''Caduceus:''' I eat plants.
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** Travis then proceeds to describe that hypothetical coupling as "[[HotSkittyOnWailordAction like a gerbil on a banana]]."
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* Bonus points for Nott and Jester both asking to see the "tiefling" disappear when the polymorph wears off. Apparently the Nein are all comfortable showing each other their genitals.

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* ** Bonus points for Nott and Jester both asking to see the "tiefling" disappear when the polymorph wears off. Apparently the Nein are all comfortable showing each other their genitals.
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-->'''Matt:''' "Long may he reign" indeed!

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-->'''Matt:''' "Long may he reign" indeed!indeed!\\
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-->'''Beau:''' Why is my dick purple?\\

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-->'''Beau:''' -->'''Matt:''' "Long may he reign" indeed!
'''Beau:'''
Why is ''just'' my dick purple?\\
purple?
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* The group sends Frumpkin in to scout in one of the tunnels, but because he doesn't have Darkvision, Jester and Caduceus cast Light on a ribbon that they tie around his neck. Liam proceeds to act out Frumpkin's reaction to this -- stumbling around in panicked confusion and trying to squirm out of his new collar.

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