History Funny / CriticalRoleTheBrightQueensFavor

* More black comedy - the incubus's final defeat was from Nott's explosive arrow when Caduceus (at two failed death saves) was 5 feet away. Cue Sam's glee at murdering the horny bastard, followed by [[OhCrap his horror]] at killing Caduceus. Thankfully, Jester had recovered her diamond from Dairon, had Revivify prepared, and left her final spell slot at Level 3, so "Caddyshack" didn't go the way of Mollymauk.

'''Fjord:''' (From the front of the line) ''*smiling, nodding, making grabbing motions with his hands*''\\

-->'''Taliesin:''' There's a lot to [[IncrediblyLamePun alpaca]] there!

* Zorth, the old, armless goblin who the Nein try to buy beasts from, has to be one of the most absurdly voiced [=NPCs=] Matt's done so far. Much like with Viktor in the first campaign, the cast can barely contain their laughter. Travis, as usual, has the hardest time controlling himself.

-->'''Travis:''' Let's just go back to the third temple and get Uk'otoa out here while we're at it.

-->'''Marisha''': Fuck this, let's go!

-->'''Matt''': What if she has a bunch of kobolds who work for her. Wait... what if it's a bunch of kobolds who ''are'' her!

-->'''Fjord''': *yelling in a very strained and stilted voice, eyes closed but looking up at the ceiling* What do you accept as payment?!
-->'''Madam Musk''': Gold or trade.
-->'''Fjord''': *still strained* Not souls or faces?
-->'''Madam Musk''': .... Are you offering?
-->'''Fjord''': *visibly even more disturbed*
-->'''Beau''': Don- *stammers* th- first off, she's lying.
-->'''Fjord''': W- uh- is she?
-->'''Caduceus''': Sadly, he has neither.

-->'''Matt:''' Well... baby gnolls are not the most attractive looking creatures-
-->'''Laura:''' [''whimpering''] [[CutenessProximity Yes they are!]]

-->'''Beau:''' I wanna give you something.
-->[''Dairon looks puzzled'']
-->'''Marisha:''' And I pull out... a written copy-
-->'''Laura:''' -My vagina...
-->'''Liam:''' Laura Bailey!
-->'''Travis:''' She's a child.
-->'''Taliesin:''' We were all there.
-->'''Marisha:''' -of the cipher.

-->'''Nott:''' What happens when a [[PantheraAwesome moorbounder]] enters a feline beauty contest? It's a cat-tastrophe!
-->'''Entire Cast:''' [''groans'']
-->'''Travis:''' Do we ''all'' take psychic damage?
-->'''Matt:''' I think- all the viewers, us at the table- we ALL take psychic damage.
-->'''Liam:''' And a Point of Exhaustion.

--->'''Jester:''' And no shitting anywhere!\\

'''Campaign 3 (Bell's Hells)''': [[Funny/CriticalRoleShadesOfBlack 1-22]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleTheSandsAndTheBoughs 23-38]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleApproachingApogee 39-51]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleScattered 52-64]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleElementsOfChaos 65-]]\\

* Before Nott drops the illusion there is a [[JustForPun touching]] moment wherein she lets Yeza feel her hands and face so he can understand how she's changed before seeing her true form with his own eyes. Nearly everyone is in tears. Everyone except for Laura, who's busy making a boob-honking gesture.

* Caduceus decides he's going to literally set down roots in Xhorhas now that they have established themselves, and after preparing a garden at the top of the Xhorhaus tower, he plants the feather token tree he has been carrying since the venture Uk'otoa's second temple. After an awkward {{Beat}}, a sixty foot tree shoots out of the dirt and rapidly sprouts branches, leaves, and digs roots into the structure of tower, all to the mass confusion of the Rosohna locals.
** The locals are both confused and mistrustful of the green leafed tree that spontaneously grew in the middle of their city, but when the tree is finally lit up by the string of Daylight Jars like a Christmas Tree, the confusion and mistrust turns into awe and jealousy.
* Jester tests out her dubious "hair oil" on herself and [[WeaselMascot Sprinkle]], with Matt commenting that her weasel has been through a ''lot'' on their adventures and definitely looks more "world-weary" when compared to the happy creature she first purchased. Jester tries to make it up to Sprinkle by constructing a home for it in Caduceus's tree, but thanks to some bad skill checks, she ended up [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty forcing a haggard and screeching weasel into a shoddy recreation of what she imagined a "weasel nest" would look like]]. Caduceus [[SpeaksFluentAnimal tells Sprinkle]] that it has every right to be mad at her for that.
* The Nein offer Essek a drink that Caduceus made, and Beau (Marisha, ad libbing for the sake of a reference) says that Caduceus calls it a "[[Film/TheBigLebowski White Xhorhasian]]." Marisha belatedly realizes the problem with this drink name when Essek (who, like the majority of Xhorhasians, is a drow) dryly responds, [[YouKnowImBlackRight "Hm, mildly racist."]] Sealing the deal is how Matt notes that in the time everyone in the cast is cracking up, in-universe there is an awkward silence as they realize what they just said.

* While Beau and Caleb are talking, Jester and Cad decide to build a spa with Stone Shape and Create or Destroy Water. Matt is so baffled all he can do is say "okay" over and over again. He goes to explain how long it would take them and he stops and just says "okay" again.

[[Funny/CriticalRoleCampaignThree Campaign 3]]\\

* When Caduceus goes over to the butcher to ask if he's seen anything, the butcher -- an ogre wearing a monocle -- calls him skinny and tiny (ironic, since Caduceus easily rivals Yasha as the largest of the Nein) and tells him to eat more meat.

* Madame Musk full stop. The moment she spoke, the reactions from the entire party was magical due to her combination of creepy, homely and cryptic nature. Fjord was instantly terrified, Beau was unnerved into a skittish state, Nott was instantly curious and Jester immediately jumped into a state of extreme interest.

* Taliesin says that he wants to see if he can find a furniture shop in Felderwin... to learn more about that [[CallBack chair.]]
* After Nott and Caleb have discussed their backstories and both revealed that they changed their names, Caduceus is talking about his own history...
--> '''Nott''': What was your name before this?
-->'''Caduceus''': Those who knew me called me [[Film/TheBigLebowski 'Jeff']].
** Before that - during an otherwise quite tense and emotional scene between Nott and Caleb - Travis, Laura, Marisha and Taliesin react with sheer exasperation upon learning that Caleb ''also'' has been using a pseudonym.

* Laura decides to flex her polymorph skills and convinces Matt she becomes a dire ''honeybadger'', burrowing through the collapsed rock for almost two hours (thanks to the level up).

* At one point, Matt asks the group if they want to have a name for their house, and Marisha answers 'Xhorhouse' reflexively. As good a pun as that is, Ashley seals the deal when she start singing it to the tune of "[[Music/{{Madness}} Our House]]":

* Both Beau and Caleb disguise themselves as Tieflings in order to get into the Beast City without drawing attention. Beau, however, decides that she wants to be "a dude tiefling" which runs into a small issue when Matt reminds the Nein that Caleb, the one casting Polymorph, "has only seen one dude's tiefling."

* While Caleb is browsing the book store "Front to Back", Jester draws a dick and butt on the sign ([[{{Pun}} Get it, front and back?]]). Matt has her clarify she used ''regular'' paint and not the magic paint that makes drawings real.

* Fjord's getting information from a member of the Aurora Watch, and as he's saying how reliable they are, Jester starts dancing behind him, followed by Caleb.