History Funny / CriticalRoleComeTogether

* The group goes shopping in Zadash and ends up in the magical shop of Enchanter Pumat Sol, the [[CanadaEh Canadian-accented]], [[MinnesotaNice absurdly relaxed and polite]] [[TheFairFolk Firbolg]] shopkeeper, and his [[MesACrowd three magical clones]]. The players are in ''stitches'' the entire time he's present.

* Making fun of the pronunciation of "falchion" when Fjord reveals his sword for the first time, with Liam suggesting "felching".
** Made funnier by the fact that Matt, Laura, Travis, and Liam were all in ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'', and thus should probably know how to pronounce "falchion."

-->'''Beau:''' Sure. You can have a few. ''(Hands him a handful)''\\

* Sam checking his notes and realising they have horses named WC, Loo, John, Crapper, Toilet, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Loaf]].

'''Book store owner:''' Ah, [[IncrediblyLamePun Jamison's Hoedown]], yes. That would be two silver pieces.\\

* Fjord takes a page from Nott's book and indulges in some [[{{Pun}} Incredibly Lame Puns]] upon casting Armor of Agathys:

** Also, the barter exchange leading up the vial of acid is pure [[IncrediblyLamePun gold.]]

'''Jester:''' Why though?
** After this she's told "Your Laura is showing." and everyone, including Matt, breaks down into laughter.

* During the party's first meeting in the tavern, Beau asks why Nott is so wrapped up and Caleb anxiously explains that she's a goblin and not to tell anyone. It turns out Marisha meant it in the sense of Nott being wrapped in clothes like she's cold, and Liam (perfectly in character by ''accident'') misinterpreted and overshared to an extreme degree.

* Caleb is browsing the bookstore, and while he's talking to the owner, Jester decides to misplace and rearrange a few books. She rolls a Natural 20, however, so there are stacks of pulled-out books, books turned every which way, and books completely misplaced all over.

** When Caleb leaves, he calls Frumpkin - his tabby cat familiar - after him. Cue Matt meowing in response, followed by Liam and Marisha's reactions as they realise that Matt has to make cat noises now.

-->'''Nott:''' [[BlackComedy But they were like people's canes n' things.]]

* Caleb describes the group as including "a dirty ginger" when talking to Nott about their need to blend into the shadows. Cue Marisha silently questioning if Liam meant ''her'', before remembering that Caleb is literally a dirty ginger.
* Beau's attempt at bonding with the Knot Sisters, by insulting Molly.

* Fjord uses a classy fake British accent to talk his way past some guards at the circus. As soon as they’re clear of the guards Travis starts speaking to Caleb...as Grog. It only takes him a sentence to slip back into Fjord but the reactions from the rest of the cast are pretty amusing.

* When Fjord knocks on the girls door to see if they are awake Jester [[SuddenlyShouting shouts his name at the top of her lungs to invite him in]].

* When Fjord knocks on the girls door to see if they are awake Jester [[SuddenlyScreaming shouts his name at the top of her lungs to invite him in]].

'''Campaign 3 (Bell's Hells)''': [[Funny/CriticalRoleShadesOfBlack 1-22]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleTheSandsAndTheBoughs 23-38]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleApproachingApogee 39-51]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleScattered 52-64]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleElementsOfChaos 65-]]\\

--->'''Taliesin:''' I think you've had enough. I think you've had enough. It's making you weird.

** Molly suggests looking for traps before they go further into the mine. Jester and Nott volunteer.

** Caleb encounters a similar problem, as his insistence on being left alone to read his books leads the rest of the party to repeatedly suggest that he in fact wants to be left alone to do something else.

* Laura's character: a GenkiGirl blue Tiefling named Jester with a Romanian accent, is already shaping up to be hilarious.

'''Jester:''' ''[[Euphemism Buster She has sex for]] '''[[Euphemism Buster money]]!''' [continues talking about the Ruby]''

* Fjord knows about Jester's mother, a [[HighClassCallGirl famous courtesan]] (similar to [[Series/{{Firefly}} Inara]]), and tries to describe her profession somewhat delicately. Jester is [[Euphemism Buster far more blunt about the matter]]:

* The characters come up with their new group name, the Mighty Nein. Matt points out that it sounds like ''VideoGame/MightyNo9'' (since he played a role in that game) and starts to call it a ''Franchise/MegaMan'' game, but Liam quickly goes, "Nein. [[HypeBacklash Nein.]]"
* More laughs are had when Sam volunteers "Tough" for Fjord's surname. Somehow, the joke works two ways: it could be Nott saying, "You don't have a surname? Tough!", and it could be a reference to the Ford truck brand (i.e. "Built Fjord Tough").

* More laughs are had when Sam volunteers "Tough" for Fjord's surname.
* Fjord knows about Jester's mother, a [[HighClassCallGirl famous courtesan]] (similar to [[Series/{{Firefly}} Inara]]), and tries to describe her profession somewhat delicately. Jester is far more blunt about the matter:
-->'''Fjord:''' She entertains gentlemen. She is hard to describe, a performer, an entertainer...\\
'''Jester:''' She is mostly known for her "herm herm herm", but outside of that... Her voice! It's amazing. You should hear her sing.\\
'''Caleb:''' What does that mean? "Herm herm herm"?\\
'''Jester:''' ''She has sex for '''money'''!''
* After everyone finds out that the reputation of Jester's mother basically [[SexGoddess borders on mythical in certain parts of Wildemount]], Beau asks, "is [your mother] what ''that song'' is about?". Laura attempts to compose said song and it leaves something to be desired.

** Laura burying her face in her arms sells it, and every time it's brought up after this, she's obviously embarrassed by it.

* Before leaving Alfield, the group asks Bryce to keep an eye out for Yasha and gives them several tidbits of description:

* The bandit encounter ends with a hilarious conversation between Molly and the not-very-good bandits. [[ManOfAThousandVoices Matt voicing several similar-sounding very confused bandits]] all getting chewed out by a former victim has the entire group in stitches on the table. Molly’s glaive-point lecture to the bandits includes asking them if they felt unsatisfied with their old management ("Would you agree that the previous leadership of this group has probably failed you on some level?") in a sequence that wouldn’t sound out of place in a [[WebVideo/AcquisitionsIncorporated certain other D&D based series]], having them elect a new leader ("Do not criticize new management until it's had time to take full effect."), and threatening them into changing their line of work. He even gives them money as enticement to follow through, after criticizing their efforts.

* As Caleb pulls the bolts that hit him out of his chest, he faints. [[OverlyLongGag Liam remains face-down on the table for five minutes of real time.]]

'''Liam:''' ... {{Touche}}.

[[Funny/CriticalRoleCampaignThree Campaign 3]]: [[Funny/CriticalRoleShadesOfBlack 1-22]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleTheSandsAndTheBoughs 23-38]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleApproachingApogee 39-51]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleScattered 52-64]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleElementsOfChaos 65-]]\\

[[Funny/CriticalRoleCampaignThree Campaign 3]]\\

** Molly wants to try the goggles. Beau hands them over, at which point Taliesin immaculately acts out Molly struggling to put them on over his large, bedazzled horns. In the end he just holds them up to his eyes, only to discover they don't even do anything, since he already has InnateNightVision.

** The entire description of Molly trying, and failing, to put the goggles on over his bedazzled horns. In the end he just holds them up to his eyes (and they don't even do anything, since he already has InnateNightVision).