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* To prep for the battle against [[ClimaxBoss Slave Knight Gael]], Vaati insists on reciting the lore for the character. Which leads to the Sun Bros running across an ashen wasteland, pursued by a bloodthirsty berserker chasing them on all fours, while Vaati tells Gael's backstory.
-->'''Bedbananas:''' Why is he running like a monkey?\\
'''Vaati:''' ...They don't, there's no item description for that. We have to fight now, go! Now we have the lore on our side!\\
'''Criken:''' (''stands and watches the others fight'')\\
'''Vaati:''' Edwad? I think I overwhelmed Edwad-\\
'''Bedbananas:''' I'm just tryin' to digest everything-\\
'''Vaati:''' -doesn't have the intellectual capacity-\\
'''Criken:''' So wait, he's... he's the paint?
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsO-kno541U&t=294 The boys eventually figure out they can stun-lock Gael through the Boulder Heave spell.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsO-kno541U&&t=454 Then they discover that he's also vulnerable to poison.]]
--->'''Vaati:''' This is like the epitome of drawing out the series.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsO-kno541U&t=566 Turns out Gael can teleport.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/bsO-kno541U?t=745 Snap Freeze isn't as effective, though.]]
--->'''Criken:''' He hates the cold!\\
'''Vaati:''' You can't just keep saying that as if it's true!\\
'''Bedbananas:''' He hates it!\\
'''Criken:''' He hates it!\\
'''Vaati:''' ''I'' hate ''dying!''
** After ''finally'' defeating Slave Knight Gael, Criken gives the Painter the Blood of the Dark Soul so she can create a whole new world... then gets tired of her lore dump and attacks her while the outro music plays.
--->'''Criken:''' Look, I'm painting with ''your'' blood now. End of scene! End of scene! End of-\\
(''the music cuts off as the Painter dies'')\\
'''Criken:''' Wait, Vaati, what happens if I kill her?\\
'''Vaati:''' Uh, don't?
** Vaati gives an epilogue wrapping up the series nicely, and is relieved that his journey is over... [[SequelHook only for Edwad to reappear talking about how the painting was]] [[VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} "born of blood..."]]



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* At the start of Part 33, Edwad is joined by 100% CINDERSUN and [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain "Punished Gwyn,"]] because Vaati got banned again. To make matters worse, another Fake Vaati invades the stream.
-->'''Vaati:''' It's the ultimate "fuck you." Like, my account gets banned, and he takes my former identity.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDN-YyyMV4Q&t=530 Edwad charms the last Mimic, and tries to loot it since it's friendly.]]
** Since Edwad gets a new witch outfit, Criken spends the episode allegedly talking like [[Franchise/HarryPotter Professor McGonagall]]. Vaati wants to be Hermione, but is consigned to Ron Weasley.
* [[https://youtu.be/2spWs5KKJ7E?&t=171 More Chameleon fun.]]
-->'''Vaati:''' We haven't done this in a while-\\
'''Criken:''' This feels nice, just a couple of, the Three Pot-amigos!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2spWs5KKJ7E&t=216 "Make sure you take the ladder, don't just-"]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2spWs5KKJ7E&t=253 A change in clothes results in the great Edwado.]]
* Vaati's back in his proper account, and is imagining a spinoff series where his character argues in court against Creator/FromSoftware.
** During the forced [=PvP=] section for the "Spear of the Church" fight:
--->'''Criken:''' I feel like this is symbolic, like we're being beaten by our own viewers, in a way.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9CmpsGH3QE&t=211 Edwad and Vaati playing catch.]]
--->'''Vaati:''' (''cheerfully'') I'm using all my mana for this!
** Vaati points out the horror of Edwad meeting Princess Filianore.
--->'''Vaati:''' She's been there, since the dawn of time, and her father said "I'll come back for you one day, you know, and when you wake up, you'll see me, and you'll have preserved the world." So she looks up from her endless slumber... and guess [[{{Gonk}} who]] she sees?\\
'''Criken:''' No! That's AFateWorseThanDeath!
** And then Criken's immediately summoned to another's world as a Spear of the Church, which is just as bad.
--->'''Vaati:''' (''laughing'') Can you imagine just playing this game seriously, like, you've got this lore for your character, you're really immersed, and then you're met with this?\\
'''Criken:''' (''running around in a loincloth'') Waaaaah! No one messes with Wad-Wad! Boss-wad! Dead! Take it out, Sarah, taking out the trash! I've seen things that you can't imagine, like an egg, that I touched!
** When Bedbananas reaches the ashen wasteland at the end of the DLC, he announces "I'm gonna go freakin' nuts since we're stuck out here until we run out of food and die."
** After Criken kills a mortally-wounded Pygmy.
--->'''Vaati:''' Oh... sometimes I wonder whether Edwad's the good guy.\\
'''Criken:''' 'course I am, [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality I'm the protagonist.]]\\
'''Bedbananas:''' Yeah, he's good, Vaati, what are you talking about?\\
'''Vaati:''' Did you...\\
'''Bedbananas:''' Good job, Edwad!\\
'''Criken:''' Thank you.\\
'''Vaati:''' You encourage him, so much.
** [[https://youtu.be/h9CmpsGH3QE?t=572 "Do you sometimes feel like we don't take this seriously enough?"]]



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* The guys spend all of Part 30 (and hours of stream time) struggling across the bridge covered in ghost archers. At the start of Part 31, Criken meets a non-hostile NPC around the corner from the bridge, picks a fight, and ends up falling off a cliff... [[HereWeGoAgain and respawns back on the bridge, with all the ghost archers revived.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6jTlyDDdM&t=321 Edwad the pokemon.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6jTlyDDdM&t=364 The Lore Door.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ygBHsrkpU&t=81 Bedbananas gets invaded by a hacker.]]
-->'''Bedbananas:''' How do we go back to normalcy after that?\\
'''Vaati:''' I'm a bit shaken up, honestly.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ygBHsrkpU&t=400 Another hacker seems friendly, but...]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ygBHsrkpU&t=1023 One last treasure chest.]]
--->'''Vaati:''' I ''knew'' it was there, but I was like, "Surely he's learned by now, this can be the final test."



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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=26 Edwad the socially-conscious.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=67 Gimpwad.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=235 Chameleon suicide games.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=274 An invader named Angry Dad]] leads to what Vaati calls "a secret bit of Edwad lore."
--->'''Vaati:''' Fascinating, I have to write this down...
** Vaati points something out during the fight against the two demons.
--->'''Vaati:''' We're in a hectic boss fight right now, but if you look around, you're actually in the ruins of the Firelink Shrine from ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI''-\\
'''[[FunWithSubtitles Subtitles:]]''' [[BlahBlahBlah lore lore lore lore lore]]
** The chat is stunned [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acftr1PuVo0&t=661 when Vaati two-shots the Demon Prince]], after a GoodBadBug resulting from finishing off the boss' previous form with a riposte.



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* Vaati's annoyed that despite all their singing, neither Criken nor Bedbananas actually know the lyrics to "Hollow."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJxs5Mk-Rg&t=34 "It was a fuckin' Nordic!"]]
** They're eventually [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJxs5Mk-Rg&t=170 invaded by Ganondorf]], who [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJxs5Mk-Rg&t=230 Criken and Bedbananas]] fight to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime the appropriate music and sound effects.]]
** Other invaders, and even Criken, start dressing up as Vaati.
--->'''Vaati:''' I've spent like twenty-eight episodes curating this identity... like, different personality-\\
'''Criken:''' I'm Vaati too! What'd'you think, Bed? [=CinderSun=], does this look like Vaati?\\
'''Vaati:''' ''No! That's not the right helmet!''
** "Why are all my friends gone? Who are these new friends, and why are they naked?"
** [[KleptomaniacHero "He just sees the shiny shit on the ground, and he's like 'I need that, now!'"]]

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* When [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJxs5Mk-Rg the adventures continue]] for the last DLC, Criken botches the intro.
-->'''Criken:''' Yeah! And I'm playin' with my buddies [[ThirdPersonPerson Edwad]] and [[FusionDance Gwymbersun!]]
** Vaati [[https://youtu.be/jt2NobPkSjY?&t=196 admits]] that invaders make him insecure, since he's worried they'll take his place on the Sun Bros. [[https://youtu.be/jt2NobPkSjY?&t=716 Criken later proves Vaati right.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jt2NobPkSjY?&t=387 An attempt to shield the Chosen One doesn't really work.]]
--->'''Vaati:''' These things fucking suck!
** Criken accidentally revealed his game password in the stream, so the group [[https://youtu.be/jt2NobPkSjY?&t=898 is eventually joined by "Fake Vaati,"]] along with a host of other oddballs including Bedbananas' "lore wife."


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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3J7m7dYVmk&t=199 Sister Freide kills Edwad]] so hard that the series ends prematurely.
-->'''Criken:''' Hope you guys liked watching! Edwad's canceled, 'bye! (''explodes'')
** "If I turn around and you're a f- whoa, you can turn into the stool!"
** After the first phase ends, and Father Ariandel has his destructive {{Freak Out}}:
--->'''Criken:''' He ''does'' seem to be upset, but surely talking, as always, will be a solution, if we can put aside our differences... aaand [[BackFromTheDead she's also alive]]... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck okaaay.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3J7m7dYVmk&t=486 "Vaati tricked us! Vaati tricked us!"]]


** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60m2-FXY14Q&t=586 The boys have a Hollow moment]] until an invader [[MomentKiller kills it.]] And then Criken's control gets disconnected so he walks off a ledge.

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60m2-FXY14Q&t=586 The boys have a Hollow moment]] until an invader [[MomentKiller kills it.]] And then Criken's control controller gets disconnected so he walks off a ledge.ledge.
* [[https://youtu.be/p-QnjBTnntc?&t=37 Bedbananas found something.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-QnjBTnntc&t=477 Vaati likes it when Edwad reads lore to him.]]
** Vaati breaks down in tears after being stuck trying to clear the same village for three hours.
* "Wow, I just got an intense headache from doing [[{{Kiai}} that noise.]]"
-->'''Vaati:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Hmm, me too, that's weird.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v_S34pbwto&t=189 The game devs anticipated lumberjack-based trolling.]]
** The heroes [[https://youtu.be/0v_S34pbwto?&t=382 sic a cellar full of monsters on an invader.]] When they return later, they find that [[https://youtu.be/0v_S34pbwto?&t=478 Kiwi killed everything.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/0v_S34pbwto?&t=461 The corrupting crate returns.]]
--->'''Vaati:''' I'm on to you, box.
* [[https://youtu.be/7yPXitf4oLY?&t=34 "Wait, how high do you think you can fall off from, and live?"]]
-->'''Bedbananas:''' You're terrible, Vaati.\\
'''Vaati:''' Fuckin' hell...\\
'''Bedbananas:''' ''You'' did that. You did that!\\
'''Vaati:''' How many times have we died?\\
'''Bedbananas:''' You ''know'' he's impressionable!
** [[https://youtu.be/7yPXitf4oLY?&t=193 Rating the friendliness of an invader.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/7yPXitf4oLY?&t=255 When Vaati goes AFK, the others go "dark mode."]]
** [[https://youtu.be/7yPXitf4oLY?&t=472 The Edwad Emberpants Rap.]]





--->'''Criken:''' You know, sometimes I wonder if you're [[GoodAngelBadAngel the nice garg or the mean garv.]] I mean garg.

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--->'''Criken:''' You know, sometimes I really wonder if you're [[GoodAngelBadAngel the nice garg or the mean garv.]] I mean garg.



* Edwad spends a few minutes [[https://youtu.be/vnOkHZV9lOA?&t=68 deciding which crown to wear]] into the game's ending.

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* Edwad Criken spends a few minutes [[https://youtu.be/vnOkHZV9lOA?&t=68 deciding which crown to wear]] into the game's ending.



** How is [[TheCorrupter Bedbananas]] able to convince Edwad to reject his destiny and not link the fire?

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** How is [[TheCorrupter Bedbananas]] able to convince Edwad to reject his destiny and not link the fire?destiny?



** "People are saying this DLC is six hours long. [[TheLoad Not with Edwad."]]

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** "People are saying this DLC is six hours long.long... [[TheLoad Not with Edwad."]]


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* The next time they fight the giant wolf, it disappears mid-fight.
-->'''Criken:''' Did we, did we kill him? Or...?\\
'''Vaati:''' I think he fell into the cliff? And bugged out?\\
'''Criken:''' ''What the hell is wrong with this wolf?!''
** The boys decide to treat an icy slope as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60m2-FXY14Q&t=391 a slide]], with [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 appropriate music.]] Which is revisted [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60m2-FXY14Q&t=520 later]] when Vaati must retake the route.
** About half the episode involves [[https://youtu.be/60m2-FXY14Q?list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm&t=422 hijinks on]] [[https://youtu.be/60m2-FXY14Q?&t=644 a rope bridge.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60m2-FXY14Q&t=586 The boys have a Hollow moment]] until an invader [[MomentKiller kills it.]] And then Criken's control gets disconnected so he walks off a ledge.

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* Edwad's passage to the Painted World of Ariandel is described as "he got me with his toilet paper."
** Vaati's return.
--->'''Criken:''' What's the lore here?\\
'''Vaati:''' (''[[FunWithSubtitles Vaati inhale, Vaati sigh]]'')
** Vaati's already using the DLC's new lash weapon to flagellate himself.
--->'''Vaati:''' I'm punishing myself. You know why? ''Because you didn't fucking link the fire at the end!''
** "People are saying this DLC is six hours long. [[TheLoad Not with Edwad."]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XZ3FBzZM30&t=680 A giant wolf glitches out. Or does it?]]

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** How is [[TheCorrupter Bedbananas]] able to convince Edwad to reject his destiny and not link the fire?
--->'''Vaati:''' You're Edwad Emberpants, the pants that were ''chosen'' to link the fire!\\
'''Bedbananas:''' Tch! You're just gonna listen to what somebody's tellin' you to do?\\
'''Criken:''' No...\\
'''Bedbananas:''' Do the opposite!\\
'''Criken:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Okay.]]
** For the season's last outro:
--->'''Criken:''' That's right, Edwad Emberhands!\\
'''Vaati:''' (''snerk'') You got his name wrong at the end.\\
'''Criken:''' Gah, fuck, you're right!

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* Edwad spends a few minutes [[https://youtu.be/vnOkHZV9lOA?&t=68 deciding which crown to wear]] into the game's ending.
** Edwad's pleased when the Fire Keeper refers to him as the "true heir."
--->'''Criken:''' They said it! I'm da true hair! You heard that first, fer me, Vaabi? That's ME!\\
'''Bedbananas:''' I'm watching it too, you little bitch!\\
(''beat'')\\
'''Criken:''' I'm a hair!\\
'''Bedbananas:''' It says ''I'm'' the true heir!\\
'''Criken:''' ''I'm'' the hair!\\
'''Vaati:''' No, I am!
** Even on the final walk to the final boss, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOkHZV9lOA&t=389 Chameleon shennanigans.]]
** "Can we pretend this is the first time we're fighting him, so everyone thinks we're good?"
--->'''Criken:''' Alright, ready for Round Two? ...I mean Round ''One'', we didn't lose yet.
** "It's up to Edwad... it's ''always'' been up to Edwad... really, if you look at the footage, never was anyone of any help... it was just Edwad!"
** "This is it! It's only fitting we do this together like I was saying before! I couldn't have done it without you folks!"

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* The boys spend as much of Part 19 in gargyole form as possible, [[NotSoAboveItAll even Vaati.]]
** "This's the last episode, right?"
--->'''Criken:''' Hopefully. [-I'm fuckin' sick of you two.-]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oEjFhApJ14&t=543 Bedbananas finds his true calling, leaving to a Quad Garg moment.]]
** Vaati points out that since his channel is host to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE-xLHUfmSw "Hollow"]] song Criken keeps singing, he could theoretically copyright claim this video. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oEjFhApJ14&t=760 Sure enough...]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oEjFhApJ14&t=774 Vaati gets an invader to move.]]
--->'''Criken:''' You know, sometimes I wonder if you're [[GoodAngelBadAngel the nice garg or the mean garv.]] I mean garg.
** Neo's not the only one getting sick of Edwad's outros.
--->'''Criken:''' I guess this is the end, huh?\\
'''Vaati:''' Don't.\\
'''Criken:''' That... can only mean one thing...\\
'''Vaati:''' Don't, please.\\
'''Criken:''' YA'LL SHOULD LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE LATEST EDWAD VIDEO!! (''devolves into gibberish'')

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* When it's Bedbananas' turn to fight the Nameless King, Vaati calls attention to the mid-battle cutscene.
-->'''Vaati:''' Look at his hand shake, when he goes to [[ShootTheDog stab him]], it's like, ''[[TearJerker/DarkSoulsIII awwwww...]]''\\
'''Criken:''' [[OccamsRazor I think that's just bad animation.]]\\
'''Vaati:''' ''No!''
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=208 Edwad chugs the mist door.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=262 Criken and Bedbananas' gargoyle lovefest.]]
--->'''Bedbananas:''' Vaati, come back. There's plenty of room~\\
'''Vaati:''' You want me to watch?\\
'''Bedbananas:''' I want you to do more than watch~\\
'''Criken:''' Recite our ''lore''... Recite it!\\
'''Vaati:''' (''backs into a corner, hyperventilating in panic'') No!\\
'''Criken:''' Where did we come from?! What's our story?!
** Which is followed by Criken the Gargoyle and Bedbananas the Bookstand's lore lesson.
--->'''Criken:''' This lesson is about ''lore''.\\
'''Vaati:''' Mmm-hmm.\\
'''Criken:''' Chapter one: there is no lore.\\
'''Vaati:''' ''[[BerserkButton That's a lie!]]''\\
'''Criken:''' End of chapter.\\
'''Vaati:''' What about chapter two?\\
'''Criken:''' There is no chapter two.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=373 emberpants_abomination_breathing.wav]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&feature=youtu.be&t=404 Criken and Vaati get a facefull of Bedbananas' hot wax.]]
--->'''Criken:''' [[VisualInnuendo I have nothing to say to that.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=509 Which leads to a bizarre ritual where two invaders are forced to dunk their heads through Bedbananas' pelvis.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm25-iLslg0&t=630 The episode ends with everyone garg-ing out.]]


(''Vaati and Bedbanana simultaneously turn away'')

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(''Vaati and Bedbanana Bedbananas simultaneously turn away'')



--->'''Criken:''' Would it be immoral if I killed dem when they didn't register I was an emmeny?\\

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--->'''Criken:''' Would it be immoral if I killed dem when they didn't dinnit register I was an emmeny?\\


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* ARareSentence from Vaati:
-->'''Vaati:''' Don't say "what's the lore on that?", I'm sick of it.\\
'''Bedbananas:''' You're sick of ''lore?''\\
'''Criken:''' You heard it here first, folks-\\
'''Bedbananas:''' Oh my ''Vaati!''\\
'''Vaati:''' Edit that out.
** The Warriors of Sunlight [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7DueUQwuUI&t=68 try to adopt]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7DueUQwuUI&t=230 some pet rocks.]]
** Vaati is baffled when he's summoned in to find Edwad next to a dragon corpse.
--->'''Vaati:''' You killed this guy?\\
'''Criken:''' Yah.\\
'''Vaati:''' Wait, what? When?\\
'''Criken:''' When I was waitin' for ya.\\
(''long beat as Vaati processes this'')\\
'''Vaati:''' That...\\
'''Criken:''' It wasn't that hard.\\
'''Vaati:''' It's so weird, like, when you're alone, you do things I don't think you can do.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7DueUQwuUI&t=698 The last seconds of the fight against the Nameless King]] leaves Criken and Vaati [[OrgasmicCombat gasping for breath after urging each other on.]]
--->'''Bedbananas:''' Jesus, sounded like you two were having sex from my end.

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