History Funny / CowboysAndAliens

--> '''Jake:''' We were [[spoiler: flying]]. I don't want to do that again.

* When Ella [[spoiler: kisses Jake]] to get him to stop thinking. Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} and a TearJerker [[spoiler: since it's their first and only kiss]].

* While executing their plan to [[spoiler:blow up the alien vessel]], one of the bandits drops the [[spoiler:matches]] after he and Lonergan [[spoiler:scale the spacecraft]]. Jake gives him a hilarious look that pretty much says "Bro... seriously?" while the bandit looks back at him sheepishly.

--> '''Jake''': We were [[spoiler: flying]]. I don't want to do that again.

--> '''Dolerhyde''': What is that thing?
--> '''Lonergan''': Why you asking me?
--> '''Dolerhyde''': Because you shot it! (''point to the bracelet'') What that thing, where'd you get that thing?
--> '''Lonergan''': I don't know.
--> '''Dolerhyde''': What do you mean you don't know?

--> '''Doc''': Enough! alright! You're both big men great warriors! Can we just let the woman tell her story?
* Percy starts talking serious trash to Lonergan while both are incarcerated in adjacent cells. Lonergan's response is to silently reach through the bars and pull Percy into them, knocking him out and causing him to fall backwards into his urine bucket.

* Jake casually hitting Percy in the nuts. Actually, anytime Jake casually kicks someone's ass.

* When Ella [[spoiler: kisses Jake]] to get him to stop thinking. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming and a TearJerker [[spoiler: since it's their first and only kiss]].

* Not actually in the movie, but this is the second time aliens have invaded Earth for gold. Although it didn't work at all for Film/BattlefieldEarth.

* Face it, you were laughing when you saw the trailer and at the end, in ''complete seriousness'', the text "'''COWBOYS AND ALIENS'''" appeared on the screen. [[note]]And if you weren't, then you gotta be hard to phase in general.[[/note]]

* Face it, you were laughing when you saw the trailer and at the end, in ''complete seriousness'', the text "'''COWBOYS AND ALIENS'''" appeared on the screen.

* Jake and Ella, after getting out of the river. "We were [[spoiler: flying]]. I don't want to do that again."

--> '''Doc''': Enough! alright! You're both big men great warriors! Can we just let the woman tell her story?

*** "Give me your hand, I can get us out of here" *breaks thumb*

* Dolyerhyde and the indian cheif, arguing around the camp fire until Doc gets them both to shut up.

* The look Lonergan gives Dolerhyde after the latter panics and accidentally shoots the first downed aircraft when it sparks suddenly. [[JawDrop His mouth is open in a little 'O']].

--> '''Doc''': Enough! alrightQ You're both big men great warriors! Can we just let the woman tell her story?

--> '''Doc''': Enough! alrightQ You're both big men big warriors! Can we just liten to the woman tell her story?

** Or just before: "This is what we like to call a 'HOLD-UP'! Welcome, everybody, welcome!" *doffs hat*

** That's nothing, Jake has no clue who the guy is so his first instinct is to punch the man and put on the tough guy act. Just after he punches the man Dolyerhyde gives him a look that says "Why'd you do that?" All Jake can do is shrug as if to silently say "It's the first thing I could think of."

* The look Lonergan gives Dolerhyde after the latter panics and accidentally shoots the first downed aircraft when it sparks suddenly.

--> '''Dolerhyde''': Because you shot it! What that thing, where'd you get that thing?

* "Don't look at the light." [gunshot] "I told you not to look at it!"

* Not actually in the movie, but this is the second time aliens have invaded Earth for gold. Although it didn't work at all for BattlefieldEarth.

* How about the look Lonergan gives Dolerhyde after the latter panics and accidentally shoots the first downed aircraft when it sparks suddenly?

* Face it, you were laughing when you saw the trailer and at the end, in ''complete seriousness'', '''COWBOYS AND ALIENS''' appeared on the screen.

* Face it, you were laughing when you saw the trailer and at the end, in ''complete seriousness'', '''COWBOYS AND ALIENS'' appeared on the screen.

* When Jake and the others run into Jake's old posse, and he tries to play like he isn't an amnesiac. The bewildered looks he gets from all sides are what make it.