History Funny / CloneHigh

* "This isn't about who we hang out with! [[SeriousBusiness This is about not having to put your hand on your own buttock]] and [[PerverseSexualLust pretend it's a woman's breast]]!"

** At the top of the scene, Abe walks onto a dock and stares thoughtfully out at the water, followed by a dissolve of Joan doing the same... then looking to her left and saying "Abe?" at which point it's reviled that the docks are directly next to one another.

* Abe and Joan sitting out on two separate "thinking bridges" on a lake. When Abe tries to storm off in a huff, he walks the wrong way and plunges into the water.

-->'''Abe''': "Goodbye, Joan." (''Abe walks off screen right, a splash is heard, he reappears with the exact same demeanor as before but now soaking wet'') "Goodbye... Joan." (''Exits the right way'')

-->'''Abe''': "You don't know what ''you're'' getting into! [[ConfusingDoubleNegative And that's out of my friendship]]! (''Abe stands up'') And y'know what hurts the most, Joan?? ''[[LiteralMetaphor This nail I just stepped on!]]'' But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it's from you backstabbing me, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} so maybe instead of the nail metaphor, I should've used a stabbing metaphor]], ''but it's too late for that now, isn't it??''"\\

-->'''Abe''': "You don't know what ''you're'' getting into! [[ConfusingDoubleNegatives And that's out of my friendship]]! (''Abe stands up'') And y'know what hurts the most, Joan?? ''[[LiteralMetaphor This nail I just stepped on!]]'' But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it's from you backstabbing me, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} so maybe instead of the nail metaphor, I should've used a stabbing metaphor]], ''but it's too late for that now, isn't it??''"\\

** Abe walking off in a huff... [[TheExitsThatWay directly off the side of the dock, plunging into the lake]].

* "I'm going to eat this ... baby!"

* "You know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on."

** Scudworth immediately regaining all his memories after Butlertron reminds him of his feud with JohnStamos, except for the last 30 seconds before he passed out. Which is a problem, because it was the Shadowy Figures telling him they're terminating the project and seizing the clones.

-->'''Mr B.:''' I'm not programmed to wink, but if I was programmed to wink, I would have winked when I said "Your friend."

--->'''Scudworth:''' He calls everyone "Wesley". Don't know why.

--->'''Ghandi''': Numbers don't lie.
--->'''[[VisualPun The Number 4]]''': ''(running past them)'' I'm the number 5!

--> '''Abe''': Why don't you just rent it? \\

-->'''Scangrade:''' That's easy! I'm A and B. But not C, so it can't be all of the above... you can't fill in two ovals! ''[self destructs]''

* Scudworth wasting the sponsorship money on bling. When Mr Butlertron points out he should probably save some of it, Scudworth says that he watched the first two thirds of the ''Music/MCHammer Behind The Music'' special, and if there's one thing he learned from that, it's that money never runs out.

* Scudworth's feud with the ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo, [[{{Gorn}} including him receiving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]

--> '''Animatronic Lincoln''': Try the churros!

--> '''Toots''': *shivering* Brr, storm's a-brewing... *the camera pans out, showing that the reason Toots is feeling cold is because he's sitting in front of an open fridge*
--> '''JFK''': *for some reason manning a lighthouse where he's standing on the bannister, holding a storm lantern* Storms a-brewin!
--> '''Abe''': *with Cleo* Storms a-brewin... in my heart!

--> '''Toots''': Now you don't need to worry about flooding, Joanie. I built this house like Noah built his ark! Yep, [[ExactWords this house is floodproof!]]
--> *lightning strikes the house, burning it to the ground*
--> '''Joan''': It's gone, Toots... all gone...
--> '''Toots''': *drags a boat across dry land with an oar* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What a terrible flood!]] Holler when you see land, Joanie! (What makes this extra funny is that despite Toots' insistence that there's a flood, it's not even raining, much less flooding)

* Toots claiming that he was kept out of pro basketball by racism. While it's true basketball was segregated in his youth, in his case it probably has more to do with him being completely blind. He can make a nice freethrow, but trips as soon as he walks.

* "Next week, [[VerySpecialEpisode on a very special]] ''Clone High''. A mysterious male stranger comes to town. And he's brought a surprise ending with him that will shock you. Will her secret... Wait, did I just say her?! Oh BOY that was the one thing I wasn't supposed to tell you! I ruin everything! Like when I spoiled ''Film/TheSixthSense'' for my friend Steve when he specifically asked me not to reveal the end. Stupid, REALLY stupid! Why do we do this LIVE?!"

* Abe asking if he can ride along on Buddy Holly's plane, but bows out after Holly says that the plane also has Richie Valens, The Big Bopper and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.

* The reveal for why test takers ''have'' to use Nr 2 Pencils; it's part of a 50-year plan by the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures to power up Scantron 3000, a robot that uses the Nr 2 Pencil lead as his power source to take over the world. It's especially funny because they never explain why they didn't just feed the lead directly to him and chose such a complex way of undertaking the plan. Not to mention that the plan is foiled at the last minute by Mr Butlertron feeding Scantron a test taken with a Nr 3 Pencil, then destroying him with a LogicBomb.