History Funny / ClementJ642

''(the spring pad that was '''supposed''' propel Sonic and Elise away glitches-out, causing them to clip through it and send them plummeting to their deaths)''\\

--->'''Clement:''' Tropical Jungle. Well, it had that ''one good'' part I mentioned before. Hey, look! [[SincerityMode A thrilling and speciam monent!]] Again, I just like the playful fun of Sonic and Elise having a wild adventure, and Sonic scaring her into thinking they might hit the ground. It's charming! This game has no charm whatsoever, so it really stands out, among all others. Wave Ocean had the whale smashing up the docks, but that was a reused moment from ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure'', and ''any'' thrills you get from the [[ScrappyMechanic Mach Speed]] sections are overshadowed by the ''bullshit,'' this game is ''joyless!'' Anywho, Tropical Jungle has a lot of swinging on vines and you have to notice when the purple flower at the bottom of these vines glow. Because, when they ''glow,'' that's when you're expected to ''jump''. Jump at the wrong time, and you will plummet to your ''death!'' A lot of timing required here. For Sonic, [[TemptingFate this level isn't so bad. No Mach Speed sections and only two load times for this level and]]...\\

--->'''Clement:''' Tropical Jungle. Well, it had that ''one good'' part I mentioned before. Hey, look! [[SincerityMode A thrilling and speciam monent!]] Again, I just like the playful fun of Sonic and Elise having a wild adventure, and Sonic scaring her into thinking they might hit the ground. It's charming! This game has no charm whatsoever, so it really stands out, among all others. Wave Ocean had the whale smashing up the docks, but that was a reused moment from ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure'', and ''any'' thrills you get from the [[ScrappyMechanic Mach Speed]] sections are overshadowed by the ''bullshit,'' This game is ''joyless!'' Anywho, Tropical Jungle has a lot of swinging on vines and you have to notice when the purple flower at the bottom of these vines glow. Because, when they glow, that's when you're expected to ''jump''. Jump at the wrong time, and you will plummet to your ''death!'' A lot of timing required here. For Sonic, [[TemptingFate this level isn't so bad. No Mach Speed sections and only two load times for this level and]]...\\

--->'''Clement:''' Tropical Jungle. Well, it had that ''one good'' part I mentioned before. Hey, look! [[SincerityMode A thrilling and speciam monent!]] Again, I just like the playful fun of Sonic and Elise having a wild adventure, and Sonic scaring her into thinking they might hit the ground. It's charming! This game has no charm whatsoever, so it really stands out, among all others. Wave Ocean had the whale smashing up the docks, but that was a reused moment from ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure'', and ''any'' thrills you get from the [[ScrappyMechanic Mach Speed]] sections are overshadowed by the ''bullshit,'' This game is joyless! Anywho, Tropical Jungle has a lot of swinging on vines and you have to notice when the purple flower at the bottom of these vines glow. Because, when they glow, that's when you're expected to ''jump''. Jump at the wrong time, and you will plummet to your ''death!'' A lot of timing required here. For Sonic, [[TemptingFate this level isn't so bad. No Mach Speed sections and only two load times for this level and]]...\\

-->'''Clement:''' (after getting a Game Over) Oh well... back to Wave Ocean. (Opening cutscene starts) That's the opening cutscene... I have to go through all of that again... It didn't autosave... It ''didn't autosave''... I gotta go through the ring missions again... And the missions, and the load times, and everything! (Breaks out LaughingMad) [[SarcasmMode That's great! That's great!]] ''I GOTTA DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!'' Ha! ({{Beat}}) '''[[ScreamDiscretionShot AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]'''