History Funny / CinemaSinsIndividualFilms

[[folder: ''The Iron Giant'']]

---> '''Jeremy:''' [[Heartwarming/Cinemasins The Iron Giant is an incredible film. Gorgeous animation, heartfelt themes, solid voice acting. It's fantastic and you should all watch it.]] Then come back here to see all the sins we found in it. :)

* "Could this opening BE anymore Beauty and The Beast?! I haHell, when Hogarth was biking down the hill, I half expected the townsfolk to throw their windows open and say "bonjour!"."

* "Goddamnit, this is the sneakiest 50-foot, 5000-ton metal f*cking robot I've ever seen. He's a f*cking NINJA! The ground should be shaking worse than the T-Rex from Jurassic Park whenever he's nearby."

* When the giant spins Hogarth around, Jeremy sins for it "being so f*cking dangerous", yet [[HypocriticalHumor sounds like he want to ride it.]]

---> '''Jeremy:''' God damnit, did VIN DIESEL make me cry?! *sin is removed*

---> '''Jeremy:''' [[HeartwarmingMoments/Cinemasins The Iron Giant is an incredible film. Gorgeous animation, heartfelt themes, solid voice acting. It's fantastic and you should all watch it.]] Then come back here to see all the sins we found in it. :)

* As an April Fool's video, Jeremy spends the entire video mistaking this movie for the 2012 Avengers (which was sinned all the way back in 2013) and sinning it accordingly.

-->'''Danny:''' Is it possible you had a kill you didn't know about?

-->'''Jeremy:''' OK, so new leader in the clubhouse to come back in the climax...drowning barely edges out bees. One of those is sure to come back. Though if he somehow encounters [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs bees WHILE drowing]], I'll remove 5 sin because [[CrazyAwesome that's just rad.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Geostorm'']]
* One of the first sins:
-->'''Hannah:''' Everyone was warned. But no one listened.
-->'''Jeremy:''' So we will keep making weather disaster films until [[TakeThat YOU LISTEN... CONGRESS!]]

-->'''Hannah:''' The world came together as one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, I had NO idea that Geostorm was actually part of the Bill and Ted's Expanded Universe. What year was God Gave Rock & Roll to You broadcast to the universe? I always get the timelines confused.
* Jeremy is horrified that, out of all the movies in the world, Geostorm was the one to get Andy Garcia and Ed Harris to work together.
* Jeremy mentions that the movie takes place in "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.]]".
* During a spacewalk scene, Jeremy notes that it looks less like Gravity and more like The 3 Stooges In Orbit.
* "It really is incredible to see Gerard Butler's Scottish and American accents battling in real time."
* When Rio freezes over, Jeremy hopes that [[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Dominic Toretto]] got frozen to death while street racing there and ponders if "he gets frozen a quarter-mile at a time".
** One of the stingers plays Frogger music and sound effects over said scene.

-->'''Jeremy:''' What scares you other than bees?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Drowning
-->'''Jeremy:''' OK, so new leader in the clubhouse to come back in the climax...drowning barely edges out bees.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Geostorm'']]
* One of the first sins:
-->'''Hannah:''' Everyone was warned. But no one listened.
-->'''Jeremy:''' So we will keep making weather disaster films until [[TakeThat YOU LISTEN... CONGRESS!]]

-->'''Hannah:''' The world came together as one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, I had NO idea that Geostorm was actually part of the Bill and Ted's Expanded Universe. What year was God Gave Rock & Roll to You broadcast to the universe? I always get the timelines confused.
* Jeremy is horrified that, out of all the movies in the world, Geostorm was the one to get Andy Garcia and Ed Harris to work together.
* Jeremy mentions that the movie takes place in "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.]]".
* During a spacewalk scene, Jeremy notes that it looks less like Gravity and more like The 3 Stooges In Orbit.
* "It really is incredible to see Gerard Butler's Scottish and American accents battling in real time."
* When Rio freezes over, Jeremy hopes that [[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Dominic Toretto]] got frozen to death while street racing there and ponders if "he gets frozen a quarter-mile at a time".
** One of the stingers plays Frogger music and sound effects over said scene.

[[folder: ''Geostorm'']]
* One of the first sins:
-->'''Hannah:''' Everyone was warned. But no one listened.
-->'''Jeremy:''' So we will keep making weather disaster films until [[TakeThat YOU LISTEN... CONGRESS!]]

-->'''Hannah:''' The world came together as one.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, I had NO idea that Geostorm was actually part of the Bill and Ted's Expanded Universe. What year was God Gave Rock & Roll to You broadcast to the universe? I always get the timelines confused.
* Jeremy is horrified that, out of all the movies in the world, Geostorm was the one to get Andy Garcia and Ed Harris to work together.
* Jeremy mentions that the movie takes place in "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.]]".
* During a spacewalk scene, Jeremy notes that it looks less like Gravity and more like The 3 Stooges In Orbit.
* "It really is incredible to see Gerard Butler's Scottish and American accents battling in real time."
* When Rio freezes over, Jeremy hopes that [[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Dominic Toretto]] got frozen to death while street racing there and ponders if "he gets frozen a quarter-mile at a time".
** One of the stingers plays Frogger music and sound effects over said scene.

-->'''Alarm Screen:''' TIME TO GEOSTORM: ONE HOUR 30 MINUTES
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Unfortunately, no one watching this movie was given the same warning, and many tens of people died.]]
* When the DNC meeting is destroyed by lightning:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Suddenly, the Koch Brothers just got unexpected, simultaneous erections.]]

-->[[Franchise/TheLordOfTheRings "Yeah, we need you to call the Eagles in on this, tell them to stop being such assholes, and help us instead of Gandalf for a change."]]

-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, I thought Rama already did that in The Raid 2!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Dragonball Evolution'']]
* The movie ends with 177 sins, but it receives a huge bonus round of "The things that pissed off the fans of Dragon Ball" (for once, breaking their "no research/citing the source material" rule), bringing the sin count to OVER 9000!
* The very first sin of the video:
-->'''Gohan:''' ''In a time before many can remember …''\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''I already know I'm going to hate this movie.''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Dredd'']]
* During the opening narration:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': America is a radioactive wasteland.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BlackComedy Tell me something I don't know.]]
* Followed with:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': Mega-blocks. Mega-highways.
-->'''Jeremy''': Mega-ladons?

-->'''Judge Dredd''': Choking. Convulsing.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NoodleIncident Dredd perfectly describes my first sexual encounter.]]
* When Judge Dredd patrols the highways in his motorbike, Jeremy claims that, if not for [[TakeThat YouTube's aggresive copyright system]], he would dub in the highway chase music from The Matrix: Reloaded. He then decides to do an acappela version with the subtitle [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "This is totally the music from Matrix: Reloaded"]].
* Jeremy points out a store in a mall is called "Zooted Dog" and sins it for its name.
* "There are many cool things about this movie. These criminals are not one of them. It's as if they took these guys from the leftover scraps of ''Film/RoboCop3''."
* When the bodies from the beginning are being carted off:
-->'''Announcer''': The Level One food court will reopen within 30 minutes.
-->'''Jeremy''': Futuristic health-code standards.

-->'''Chief Judge''': She is the most powerful psychic we have.
-->'''Jeremy''': I guess Ms. Cleo didn't survive the apocalypse.
* When bodies start raining from the ceiling, to the shock of passersby:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[StatingtheSimpleSolution JUST RUN, YOU IDIOTS!]]
* When Dredd unzips a body bag in front of civilians:
-->'''Jeremy''': Uhh...nothing to see here!
* After a character gets shot through the cheeks during a slo-mo action scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is both dumb as sh*t and fake as sh*t.
* [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal "Doctor is a dick to Dredd & Dredd's duty AND Dredd's disciple & their detainee, and it's devasting to their desire to delay death."]]
* Jeemy bemoans the use of [[SpecialEffectsFailure the CGI blood]], saying that he would have almost preferred "that orange sh*t they used in 70's cop films".
* During a shoot-out:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hahahahahahaha! [[ConcealmentEqualsCover That guy hid behind a table.]]
* This:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': As for you, Ma-Ma. It's Judgement Time.
-->'''Jeremy''': I would give all the sins back if he said "It's Film/JudgmentNight" and Emilio Estevez and Cuba Gooding Jr [[UnexpectedCharacter show up for no reason]].
** "Judgment Night" ends up being [[BrickJoke the sentence of the film.]]
* When Dredd unleashes the Incendiary round, Jeremy simply laughs his ass off [[RuleOfCool while removing a sin]].
* His reaction to Ma-Ma's death.
-->'''Jeremy''': This is far too beautiful a death for such an ugly character -- speaking about her soul, not her face.
* One of the outtakes:
--> '''Announcer''': All judges please respond.
--> '''Judge Dredd (Stallone version)''': [[Film/JudgeDredd I ''AM'' THE LAW!]]
** And another reference:
--->'''Kay''': How the fuck we gonna stop [[OneManArmy this guy]]?\\
'''[[Film/ShootEmUp Hertz]]''': My god, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy do we really suck]], or is this guy ''[[PersonOfMassDestruction really that good]]''?!

[[folder: ''Dr. Dolittle'' (1998)]]
* The opening sin:
-->'''Lucky''': You know, they say the great thing about being a kid is-
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration?]] [[IncrediblyLamePun That do little for me.]]

-->'''Charisse''': My name isn't Charisse. I've changed it to Paprika.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion That's so Raven.]]
* Jeremy wants Rodney to get his own movie, after "managing to find his way home, avoiding mousetraps and [[ItMakesSenseinContext climbing a dick]] all by himself." He then declares that it's also sin worthy.
* Jeremy gets increasingly frustated at Dolittle's refusal to believe what is happening, even with more and more evidence.
* When an owl pursues John:
-->'''Jeremy''': What is this? A sequel to Ladyhawke?
* When Lisa hears Lucky bark over the phone:
-->'''Jeremy''': This kid HEARS a dog and assumes her dad got her a dog. There's no doubt that this kid's high hopes are a way of getting Norm Mcdonald more work in this movie. [[RhymesonaDime Every time a kid wishes, Norm gets more riches!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Dr. Dolittle''': What a wonderful place. What a wonderful camp!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat This movie inspired Daddy Day Camp which was reverse-engineered to inspire Daddy Day Care first.]]
* At a shot of all the animals in John's apartment:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat A f*cking reindeer.]]
* Jeremy's rising annoyance at all the toilet humor in the film culminates in him adding 27 sins.
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that [[SelfDeprecation even ''he'' knows more about animals]] than Dr. Dolittle does with some of his treatments.
* Jeremy comments that, if things had gone another way, Dr. Dolittle would have wound up [[CanonWelding "living with that robber he stopped in Coming to America."]] When he ends up being sent to a mental institution instead, Jeremy still adds the sin based on the reference.

-->'''Orangutan''': ¿Tu conoces a Will Smith?
-->'''Jeremy''': [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece OF COURSE this orangutan would reference Will Smith. This movie is 90's as F*CK! It also references "The Usual Suspects", "Sling Blade" and "Jurassic Park", as if the movie was afraid to not draw attention that it was made in the 90's.]]
* Jeremy is horrified that [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer the movie came 8th at the international box office and made over 300 million worldwide]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': How starved were we for entertainment back then? Mulan was a week before this! Armageddon was a week away. Everyone was ignoring Out of Sight. Somehow this 85-minute movie filled with butts and crab legs with jokes made by grandparents and approved by Neighborhood Watch made 300 MILLION DOLLARS.
** Later on, during one of Rodney's jokes:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THREE. HUNDRED. MILLION. DOLLARS.]]
* This:
-->'''Newscaster''': This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building.]]

[[folder:''Elf'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Papa Elf''': Oh, hello. You're probably here about the story.
-->'''Jeremy''': How do I sin this opening narration while still retaining my undying love and respect for Bob Newhart? *a sin is added* Oh. That was surprisingly easier than I thought!

-->'''Credit''': DIRECTED BY: JON FAVREAU
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Nonsense. No way the guy from Swingers, Very Bad Thing and PCU could ever direct a feature film, let alone one for a major studio!]]

-->'''Buddy''': I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* When Buddy leaves for New York:
-->'''Santa Claus''': If you see a sign that says "peep show", it doesn't mean you get to see the Christmas presents early!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SocietyMarchesOn Santa is describing a New York from 1982.]]
* As Buddy leaps on an iceberg:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun An Inconvinent Elf.]]
* When Jovie first appears:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion Maniac Elf Dream Girl.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mailroom worker''': [[OlderThanTheyLook I'm 26 years old!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
* When Michael bursts into the publishing office and wears a certain sweatshirt:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Jets fans!]]

-->'''Santa Claus''': You're more of an elf than anyone I've ever known!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BrutalHonesty That doesn't even make sense.]]
* One of the outtakes dubs over Walter's rant with [[Film/TheGodfatherTwo Sonny Corelone's rant to Michael.]]

[[folder:''Eragon'']]
* At the opening narration:
-->'''Brom''': ...But a rider named Galbatorix betrayed them.
-->'''Jeremy''': "Galbatorix"?! What happened to good old fantasy names like [[Literature/TheHobbit Gandalf or Bilbo]] or [[Franchise/StarWars Luke?]]
** Later on, Jeremy falls asleep during the long-winded narration.
* Jeremy laughs at the [[SpecialEffectFailure terrible CGI]] during the opening battle, noting it looks more like the video game. The video then shows the Eragon [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames video game]] side by side with the movie footage and the graphics look almost identical.
* Jeremy's understated reaction to the [[MemeticMutation infamous line]]:
-->'''Galbatorix''': I suffer without my stone! Please do not prolonge my suffering.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount Skeletor.]] Also, he's really phoning in here but that's no surprise. [[TakeThat He was in Con Air!]]
* Jeremy comes incredibly close to removing a sin for [[CutenessProximity baby Saphira]], complete with sound effect before he manages to resist the temptation.
* Jeremy's reaction to a matte painting of a castle:
-->'''Jeremy''': Is that a location or something I'd find on the wall at my dentist's office?
* When Saphira first communicates with Eragon:
-->'''Saphira''': I have waited a thousand years to hear your thoughts, young one.
-->'''Jeremy''': Dragoness stalking.

-->'''Brom''': WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[MundaneMadeAwesome Whose house?! BROM'S HOUSE!]]

-->'''Brom''': I have always said: "It is better to ask forgiveness than permission."
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Should have been this f*cking movie's tagline.]]
* "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Eloquent exposition exercised between equines eviscerates every attempt employed towards equanimity."]]
* This:
-->'''Brom''': Saphira! Can you find us?!
-->'''Saphira''': I have never left you.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Facebook.]]

-->'''Brom''': Urgals! And the Ba'Zac!
-->'''Jeremy''': Urgals and the Ba'Zac? Do you mean the Nazgul and Uru-Kai?! [[TakeThat Jesus f*cking Christ, they should have called the main character Xerox instead of Eragon.]]

-->'''Brom''': Magic comes from dragons.
-->'''Jeremy''': BUT WHY?! AND HOW?!
* Jeremy cracks up at [[{{Narm}} Brom's death scene]]; after laughing for 20 seconds, he declares it to be "the worst Ex-Machina in the history of storytelling!"
* When Saphira lets out a loud roar:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Well, it's a good thing you guys aren't trying to hide.]]
* Jeremy's description of a group of knights:
-->'''Jeremy''': They've been captured by the "Faith Militant Sons of the Upside-Down Cereal Bowl Helmets Without Borders"! Of all the rotten luck.
* During the climatic battle:
-->'''Eragon''': Time to return the favor!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure To the CGI company by not billing them for this entire sequence which looks fake as sh*t!]]
* Later on:
-->'''Saphira''': It's dark magic!
-->'''Jeremy''' Oh. OK.
* At the end of the movie:
-->'''Arya''': But Galbatorix will try to avenge this defeat.
-->'''Jeremy''' Ha-hahahahahahaha! They thought that- while MAKING this movie- [[StillbornFranchise that they were going to get sequels! Oh, that's hilarious!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Brom''': I have seen things that you could not imagine.
-->'''Winston''' I have seen sh*t that will turn you WHITE!

[[folder:''Escape Room'']]
* [[RunningGag "47 seconds of inescapable logos.]]"

-->'''Location Title''': Chicago, Illinois
-->'''Jeremy''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with]] [[Musical/Chicago Chicago the Musical.]]
* At Ben's relationship with his father:
-->'''Jeremy''' [[ARareSentence Grocery Drama.]]

-->'''Jason''': Stop being chivalrous with her! No one here is going to have sex with you!
-->'''Jeremy''': SHOTS FIRED. [[SkewedPriorities This is the kind of guy that would roast you about your prowess with women '''WHILE YOU'RE BURNING ALIVE.''']]
* "Movie will have you believe that Danny escaped this vent in four seconds and I'm not having it."
* When a flashback shows Ben killing his friends by drunk-driving:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, Tennessee is going way to far by putting their PSAs in the middle of discount Saw movies.

-->'''Danny''': It feels like I'm playing the world's funnest game with the world's meanest people.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the main character's ineptitude at solving the puzzles that he claims that they're "the most stupid randomly assembled stereotypes to be randomly assembled and stereotype."
* In another escape room:
-->'''Ben''': Feel free to leave but may we note - It's best to find the antidote.
-->'''Jeremy''': It's good to see that the poem writers from the original Jumanji still get work.
* Jeremy sins the trippy drug room and its effects because [[TakeThat ""it just gave Marvel more ideas on how to further obscure its fight scenes in future movies."]]
* At one point, Jeremy is dismayed to point out that the movie [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer made more money than Clue, Shawshank Redemption, A Simple Plan and Children of Men ''combined''.]]
* At the end of the movie, when the police point out the lack of evidence about the escape room, Jeremy not only points out every single reason why that couldn't happen and sins each reason, [[UptoEleven he adds 20 sins along with it.]]

[[folder:''Dragonball Evolution'']]
* The movie ends with 177 sins, but it receives a huge bonus round of "The things that pissed off the fans of Dragon Ball" (for once, breaking their "no research/citing the source material" rule), bringing the sin count to OVER 9000!
* The very first sin of the video:
-->'''Gohan:''' ''In a time before many can remember …''\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''I already know I'm going to hate this movie.''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Dredd'']]
* During the opening narration:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': America is a radioactive wasteland.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BlackComedy Tell me something I don't know.]]
* Followed with:
-->'''Judge Dredd''': Mega-blocks. Mega-highways.
-->'''Jeremy''': Mega-ladons?

-->'''Judge Dredd''': Choking. Convulsing.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NoodleIncident Dredd perfectly describes my first sexual encounter.]]
* When Judge Dredd patrols the highways in his motorbike, Jeremy claims that, if not for [[TakeThat YouTube's aggresive copyright system]], he would dub in the highway chase music from The Matrix: Reloaded. He then decides to do an acappela version with the subtitle [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "This is totally the music from Matrix: Reloaded"]].
* Jeremy points out a store in a mall is called "Zooted Dog" and sins it for its name.
* "There are many cool things about this movie. These criminals are not one of them. It's as if they took these guys from the leftover scraps of ''Film/RoboCop3''."
* When the bodies from the beginning are being carted off:
-->'''Announcer''': The Level One food court will reopen within 30 minutes.
-->'''Jeremy''': Futuristic health-code standards.

-->'''Chief Judge''': She is the most powerful psychic we have.
-->'''Jeremy''': I guess Ms. Cleo didn't survive the apocalypse.
* When bodies start raining from the ceiling, to the shock of passersby:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[StatingtheSimpleSolution JUST RUN, YOU IDIOTS!]]
* When Dredd unzips a body bag in front of civilians:
-->'''Jeremy''': Uhh...nothing to see here!
* After a character gets shot through the cheeks during a slo-mo action scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is both dumb as sh*t and fake as sh*t.
* [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal "Doctor is a dick to Dredd & Dredd's duty AND Dredd's disciple & their detainee, and it's devasting to their desire to delay death."]]
* Jeemy bemoans the use of [[SpecialEffectsFailure the CGI blood]], saying that he would have almost preferred "that orange sh*t they used in 70's cop films".
* During a shoot-out:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hahahahahahaha! [[ConcealmentEqualsCover That guy hid behind a table.]]

-->'''Judge Dredd''': As for you, Ma-Ma. It's Judgement Time.
-->'''Jeremy''': I would give all the sins back if he said "It's Film/JudgmentNight" and Emilio Estevez and Cuba Gooding Jr [[UnexpectedCharacter show up for no reason]].
** "Judgment Night" ends up being [[BrickJoke the sentence of the film.]]
* When Dredd unleashes the Incendiary round, Jeremy simply laughs his ass off [[RuleOfCool while removing a sin]].
* His reaction to Ma-Ma's death.
-->'''Jeremy''': This is far too beautiful a death for such an ugly character -- speaking about her soul, not her face.
* One of the outtakes:
--> '''Announcer''': All judges please respond.
--> '''Judge Dredd (Stallone version)''': [[Film/JudgeDredd I ''AM'' THE LAW!]]
** And another reference:
--->'''Kay''': How the fuck we gonna stop [[OneManArmy this guy]]?\\
'''[[Film/ShootEmUp Hertz]]''': My god, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy do we really suck]], or is this guy ''[[PersonOfMassDestruction really that good]]''?!

[[folder: ''Dr. Dolittle'' (1998)]]
* The opening sin:
-->'''Lucky''': You know, they say the great thing about being a kid is-
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Narration?]] [[IncrediblyLamePun That do little for me.]]

-->'''Charisse''': My name isn't Charisse. I've changed it to Paprika.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion That's so Raven.]]
* Jeremy wants Rodney to get his own movie, after "managing to find his way home, avoiding mousetraps and [[ItMakesSenseinContext climbing a dick]] all by himself." He then declares that it's also sin worthy.
* Jeremy gets increasingly frustated at Dolittle's refusal to believe what is happening, even with more and more evidence.
* When an owl pursues John:
-->'''Jeremy''': What is this? A sequel to Ladyhawke?
* When Lisa hears Lucky bark over the phone:
-->'''Jeremy''': This kid HEARS a dog and assumes her dad got her a dog. There's no doubt that this kid's high hopes are a way of getting Norm Mcdonald more work in this movie. [[RhymesonaDime Every time a kid wishes, Norm gets more riches!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Dr. Dolittle''': What a wonderful place. What a wonderful camp!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat This movie inspired Daddy Day Camp which was reverse-engineered to inspire Daddy Day Care first.]]
* At a shot of all the animals in John's apartment:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat A f*cking reindeer.]]
* Jeremy's rising annoyance at all the toilet humor in the film culminates in him adding 27 sins.
* At one point, Jeremy is shocked that [[SelfDeprecation even ''he'' knows more about animals]] than Dr. Dolittle does with some of his treatments.
* Jeremy comments that, if things had gone another way, Dr. Dolittle would have wound up [[CanonWelding "living with that robber he stopped in Coming to America."]] When he ends up being sent to a mental institution instead, Jeremy still adds the sin based on the reference.

-->'''Orangutan''': ¿Tu conoces a Will Smith?
-->'''Jeremy''': [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece OF COURSE this orangutan would reference Will Smith. This movie is 90's as F*CK! It also references "The Usual Suspects", "Sling Blade" and "Jurassic Park", as if the movie was afraid to not draw attention that it was made in the 90's.]]
* Jeremy is horrified that [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer the movie came 8th at the international box office and made over 300 million worldwide]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': How starved were we for entertainment back then? Mulan was a week before this! Armageddon was a week away. Everyone was ignoring Out of Sight. Somehow this 85-minute movie filled with butts and crab legs with jokes made by grandparents and approved by Neighborhood Watch made 300 MILLION DOLLARS.
** Later on, during one of Rodney's jokes:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THREE. HUNDRED. MILLION. DOLLARS.]]
* This:
-->'''Newscaster''': This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FlatWhat This odd collection of animals have prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building.]]

[[folder:''Elf'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Papa Elf''': Oh, hello. You're probably here about the story.
-->'''Jeremy''': How do I sin this opening narration while still retaining my undying love and respect for Bob Newhart? *a sin is added* Oh. That was surprisingly easier than I thought!

-->'''Credit''': DIRECTED BY: JON FAVREAU
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Nonsense. No way the guy from Swingers, Very Bad Thing and PCU could ever direct a feature film, let alone one for a major studio!]]

-->'''Buddy''': I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* When Buddy leaves for New York:
-->'''Santa Claus''': If you see a sign that says "peep show", it doesn't mean you get to see the Christmas presents early!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SocietyMarchesOn Santa is describing a New York from 1982.]]
* As Buddy leaps on an iceberg:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun An Inconvinent Elf.]]
* When Jovie first appears:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion Maniac Elf Dream Girl.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mailroom worker''': [[OlderThanTheyLook I'm 26 years old!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
* When Michael bursts into the publishing office and wears a certain sweatshirt:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Jets fans!]]

-->'''Santa Claus''': You're more of an elf than anyone I've ever known!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BrutalHonesty That doesn't even make sense.]]
* One of the outtakes dubs over Walter's rant with [[Film/TheGodfatherTwo Sonny Corelone's rant to Michael.]]

[[folder:''Eragon'']]
* At the opening narration:
-->'''Brom''': ...But a rider named Galbatorix betrayed them.
-->'''Jeremy''': "Galbatorix"?! What happened to good old fantasy names like [[Literature/TheHobbit Gandalf or Bilbo]] or [[Franchise/StarWars Luke?]]
** Later on, Jeremy falls asleep during the long-winded narration.
* Jeremy laughs at the [[SpecialEffectFailure terrible CGI]] during the opening battle, noting it looks more like the video game. The video then shows the Eragon [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames video game]] side by side with the movie footage and the graphics look almost identical.
* Jeremy's understated reaction to the [[MemeticMutation infamous line]]:
-->'''Galbatorix''': I suffer without my stone! Please do not prolonge my suffering.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount Skeletor.]] Also, he's really phoning in here but that's no surprise. [[TakeThat He was in Con Air!]]
* Jeremy comes incredibly close to removing a sin for [[CutenessProximity baby Saphira]], complete with sound effect before he manages to resist the temptation.
* Jeremy's reaction to a matte painting of a castle:
-->'''Jeremy''': Is that a location or something I'd find on the wall at my dentist's office?
* When Saphira first communicates with Eragon:
-->'''Saphira''': I have waited a thousand years to hear your thoughts, young one.
-->'''Jeremy''': Dragoness stalking.

-->'''Brom''': WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[MundaneMadeAwesome Whose house?! BROM'S HOUSE!]]

-->'''Brom''': I have always said: "It is better to ask forgiveness than permission."
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Should have been this f*cking movie's tagline.]]
* "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Eloquent exposition exercised between equines eviscerates every attempt employed towards equanimity."]]
* This:
-->'''Brom''': Saphira! Can you find us?!
-->'''Saphira''': I have never left you.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Facebook.]]

-->'''Brom''': Urgals! And the Ba'Zac!
-->'''Jeremy''': Urgals and the Ba'Zac? Do you mean the Nazgul and Uru-Kai?! [[TakeThat Jesus f*cking Christ, they should have called the main character Xerox instead of Eragon.]]

-->'''Brom''': Magic comes from dragons.
-->'''Jeremy''': BUT WHY?! AND HOW?!
* Jeremy cracks up at [[{{Narm}} Brom's death scene]]; after laughing for 20 seconds, he declares it to be "the worst Ex-Machina in the history of storytelling!"
* When Saphira lets out a loud roar:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Well, it's a good thing you guys aren't trying to hide.]]
* Jeremy's description of a group of knights:
-->'''Jeremy''': They've been captured by the "Faith Militant Sons of the Upside-Down Cereal Bowl Helmets Without Borders"! Of all the rotten luck.
* During the climatic battle:
-->'''Eragon''': Time to return the favor!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure To the CGI company by not billing them for this entire sequence which looks fake as sh*t!]]
* Later on:
-->'''Saphira''': It's dark magic!
-->'''Jeremy''' Oh. OK.
* At the end of the movie:
-->'''Arya''': But Galbatorix will try to avenge this defeat.
-->'''Jeremy''' Ha-hahahahahahaha! They thought that- while MAKING this movie- [[StillbornFranchise that they were going to get sequels! Oh, that's hilarious!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Brom''': I have seen things that you could not imagine.
-->'''Winston''' I have seen sh*t that will turn you WHITE!

[[folder:''Escape Room'']]
* [[RunningGag "47 seconds of inescapable logos.]]"

-->'''Location Title''': Chicago, Illinois
-->'''Jeremy''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with]] [[Musical/Chicago Chicago the Musical.]]
* At Ben's relationship with his father:
-->'''Jeremy''' [[ARareSentence Grocery Drama.]]

-->'''Jason''': Stop being chivalrous with her! No one here is going to have sex with you!
-->'''Jeremy''': SHOTS FIRED. [[SkewedPriorities This is the kind of guy that would roast you about your prowess with women '''WHILE YOU'RE BURNING ALIVE.''']]
* "Movie will have you believe that Danny escaped this vent in four seconds and I'm not having it."
* When a flashback shows Ben killing his friends by drunk-driving:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, Tennessee is going way to far by putting their PSAs in the middle of discount Saw movies.

-->'''Danny''': It feels like I'm playing the world's funnest game with the world's meanest people.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the main character's ineptitude at solving the puzzles that he claims that they're "the most stupid randomly assembled stereotypes to be randomly assembled and stereotype."
* In another escape room:
-->'''Ben''': Feel free to leave but may we note - It's best to find the antidote.
-->'''Jeremy''': It's good to see that the poem writers from the original Jumanji still get work.
* Jeremy sins the trippy drug room and its effects because [[TakeThat ""it just gave Marvel more ideas on how to further obscure its fight scenes in future movies."]]
* At one point, Jeremy is dismayed to point out that the movie [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer made more money than Clue, Shawshank Redemption, A Simple Plan and Children of Men ''combined''.]]
* At the end of the movie, when the police point out the lack of evidence about the escape room, Jeremy not only points out every single reason why that couldn't happen and sins each reason, [[UptoEleven he adds 20 sins along with it.]]

* The [[RunningGag "That's racist"]] line is uttered thrice, and all in response to Eddie Valiant's dismissive attitude about Toons. First, is in response to Valiant muttering "Toons" in response to Roger's failed attempts at producing [[CirclingBirdies stars]] for his cartoon.

* The [[RunningGag "That's racist"]] line is uttered thrice, and all in response to Eddie Valiant's dismissive attitude about Toons. First, is in response to Valiant muttering "Toons" in response to Roger's failed attempts at producing [[CirclingStars stars]] for his cartoon.

* "There are many cool things about this movie. These criminals are not one of them. It's as if they took these guys from the leftover scraps of Robocop 3."

* Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectsFailure Calitiri's death]] and shows Dick Jones' death from RoboCop side by side to show how fake it looks.

[[folder:''Zombieland'']]
* Even the title gets in on the fun, listing in the sin video having a runtime of [[ArcWords "nut up or shut up" minutes.]]
* The first sin:
-->'''Columbus:''' I wish I could tell you this was still America.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat What your Aunt Fanny posts on Facebook.]]
* This:
-->'''Columbus:''' Welcome to the United States of Zombieland.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Dead-its.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Columbus:''' It's amazing how things can go from bad to total sh*tstorm.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Batman V Superman and Justice League!]]
** Later on:
-->'''Columbus:''' That was my first run-in with the plague of the 21st century.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrickJoke The DCEU?]]
* The RunningGag about the rules of zombie survival either not making sense or being in a completely random order.
* This bit:
-->'''Tallahassee:''' You're a cocky little sh*t, aren't you?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Things my college girlfriend said to-]]
* Jeremy points out that most of the zombies seem more concerned with flailing their arms around and running aimlessly rather than trying to eat people.
* Jeremy turns out to not be a fan of the "Zombie Kill of the Week":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I feel like that hiccuping guy from The Simpsons. (hic) Kill me. (hic) Kill me. (hic) Kill me. (hic) Kill me...
* When Little Rock describes Hannah Montana to Tallahassee:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Wow, A LOT has changed in ten years, hasn't it?!]]
* Jeremy sins a billboard advertising Film/TwoThousandTwelve without [[TakeThat saying anything or stopping the video]].
* After Columbus shoots Bill Murray:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Bill Murray deserved to die, if not for this zombie fake-out, then for [[TakeThat Mad Dog and Glory. Or maybe Larger Than Life.]]
* Jeremy sins the group for playing Monopoly.
* Jeremy admits that [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Columbus crashing his motorbike into the bushes is hilarious]] but still sins the movie anyway for going on too long.
* When the zombies swarm the carnival tent Tallahassee is hiding in:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation They just want the stuffed bunny, man!]]
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--> '''Jeremy:''' Wait, Clarice's current accent is what happened when she tried to SHED IT?! Holy sh*t, she must have sounded like [[TheUnintelligble Boomhauer]] before all that work!

* Just like with "Everything Wrong With ''Disney/TheLionKing''", the description just says in response to [[OhNoYouDidnt most fans' reaction]], "Yes. Yes we did."

-->'''Jeremy (as Richard Parker)''': My father told me that the stars were the [[Disney/TheLionKing kings of the past]].

-->'''Jeremy''': [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Arendelle?! Man, I knew Olaf]] had [[DarkerAndEdgier a darker side to him]] but yikes.

* When Maroon tells Valiant that Toons like Disney/{{Dumbo}} work for peanuts and feeds the flying elephant some actual peanuts, there's this:

* When the weasels are heard laughing, Jeremy remarks, "Annnd now we know where ''Disney/TheLionKing'' got its hyenas."

-->''Jeremy''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THREE. HUNDRED. MILLION. DOLLARS.]]

-->'''Jeremy''': This kid HEARS a dog and assumes her dad got her a dog. There's no doubt that this kid's high hopes are a way of getting Norm McDonald more work in this movie. [[RhymesonaDime Every time a kid wishes, Norm gets more riches!]]

-->'''Jeremy''': [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece OF COURSE this orangutan would reference Will Smith. This movie is 90's as F*CK! It also references "The Usual Suspects", "Sling Blade" and "Jurassic Park", as if the movie
was afraid to not draw attention that it was made in the 90's.

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[[folder:''Elf'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Papa Elf''': Oh, hello. You're probably here about the story.
-->'''Jeremy''': How do I sin this opening narration while still retaining my undying love and respect for Bob Newhart? *a sin is added* Oh. That was surprisingly easier than I thought!

[[folder:''Elf'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Papa Elf''': Oh, hello. You're probably here about the story.
-->'''Jeremy''': How do I sin this opening narration while still retaining my undying love and respect for Bob Newhart? *a sin is added* Oh. That was surprisingly easier than I thought!

-->'''Credit''': DIRECTED BY: JON FAVREAU
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Nonsense. No way the guy from Swingers, Very Bad Thing and PCU could ever direct a feature film, let alone one for a major studio!]]