History Funny / ChinaIL

'I heard the teachers are criminals.'
"I heard God is, like, REALLY MAD at this place!"

--> NOW WE WAIT! (NOW WE WAIT)/IN THE WOODS, WE DANCE AND WAIT!

-->'''Baby Cakes''': "Steve, you dumb motherfucker!"

-->'''Babycakes''': "Steve, you dumb motherfucker!"

* In "Life Choaches", Babycakes reveals that he shits in all the potted plants on Campus to keep "a horrible villain" from claiming China, IL as its territory. Said villain? The Easter Bunny. But since they're life coaching eachother and Frank has told him not to do that, he tries to get Steve to do it, though Steve of course neglects it. And naturally, this being CHina, IL, it's not just in Babycakes' head, and before we know it, half the episode is Steve running frantically after a high speed egg-shitting raving lunatic rabbit that keeps shouting "MARKING MAH TERRITORY!" It's absolutely insane, and truly hilarious.

* In "Life Choaches", Babycakes reveals that he shits in all the potted plants on Campus to keep "a horrible villain" from claiming China, IL as its territory. Said villain? The Easter Bunny.But since they're life coaching eachother and Pony has told him not to do that, he tries to get Steve to do it, though Steve of course neglects it. And naturally, this being CHina, IL, it's not just in Babycakes' head, and before we know it, half the episode is Steve running frantically after a high speed egg-shitting raving lunatic rabbit that keeps shouting "MARKING MAH TERRITORY!" It's absolutely insane, and truly hilarious.

'''Baby Cakes''': ''([[DelayedReaction just realizing he's naked]])'' Oh, I'm naked. ''({{Beat}})'' Oh, well.

* [[spoiler:Baby Cakes]] revealing that [[spoiler:he was God]] and saying that his plan to play God [[spoiler:to get the Mayor's self-esteem back]] was so good, he spent all his time getting people's hopes up at the local hospital -- for nothing.

* In "Life Coaches", Baby Cakes showing up to class [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked for some reason]] and eating an apple while his classmates avoid looking at him.
-->'''Frank''': Oh, my God! You're nude?!\\

* In "Life Coaches", Baby Cakes showing up to class naked for some reason and eating an apple while his classmates avoid looking at him.

'''Baby Cakes''': ''(just realizing he's naked)'' Oh, I'm naked. ''({{Beat}})'' Oh, well.

* "Urkules" in "Parents' Day"-- [[Series/FamilyMatters Steve Urkel]] gets shot up with an experimental testosterone supplement that turns him into an Incredible Hulk-like monster who rampages through town smashing people into paste while chuckling "Did I do that?".

* Wendeloquence vomiting after Frank's lecture in "The Perfect Lecture."

-->'''Baby Cakes:''' *Record scratch, to Crystal* [[HypocriticalHumor That is fucking disgusting, I'm glad they got you locked up you sick ass bit.]]

* After convincing that it doesn't matter what topping they should be allowed to eat on pizza after the Mayor [[ItMakesSenseInContext banned anchovies in pizza everywhere in China Il]], Crystal asks for her pizza to have Mushrooms.

HE'S GONNA STOMP AND GONNA ROMP AND GIVE THE REAMER THE BLUES

Dream Reamer: NOT SO FAST, YOU FREAKING FATTY WITH YOUR GLEAMING NAKED TATTIES
I CAN TAKE APART YOUR STUPID MIND WITH MORE ASSAULT AND BATTERY

Baby Cakes: WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE DOOKIE
YOU GOT DOOKIE FOR A HEAD
YOU FREAKING DOOKIE, DOOKIE, DOOKIE!

Dream Reamer: YOU'RE A STUPID DRUNKEN DOO-DOO WITH A POO-POO FOR BRAINS
YOU LIKE TO TAKE A PIECE OF DOO-DOO FOR A WALK IN THE RAIN

* Robert Clotworthy's episode where apart from taking over Steve's life, his entire character is basically him AdamWesting his stint as the Series/AncientAliens narrator. He even uses the same tone of voice through out the episode.

YOU FREAKING DOOKIE, DOOKIE, DOOKIE ♪

--> Dream Reamer: NOT SO FAST, YOU FREAKING FATTY WITH YOUR GLEAMING NAKED TATTIES

--> Baby Cakes: WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE DOOKIE

--> Dream Reamer: YOU'RE A STUPID DRUNKEN DOO-DOO WITH A POO-POO FOR BRAINS

--> Baby Cakes: [ Rapping ]
THE WARRIOR IS BACK
IN THE UNDIES AND BOOTS
HE'S GONNA STOMP
AND GONNA ROMP AND GIVE THE REAMER THE BLUES
Dream Reamer: NOT SO FAST, YOU FREAKING FATTY
WITH YOUR GLEAMING NAKED TATTIES

Baby Cakes: WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE DOOKIE

Dream Reamer: YOU'RE A STUPID DRUNKEN DOO-DOO WITH A POO-POO FOR BRAINS

* [[spoiler:Baby Cakes]] revealing that [[spoiler:he was God]] and saying that his plan to play God [[spoiler:to get the Mayor's self-esteem back]] was so good, he spent all his time getting people's hopes up at the local hospital -- for nothing.

* "Motherfucking Balloons!", the musical number of Frank's happy place in the episode "The Dean's List".

* China, IL celebrating their victory in a math competition -- by destroying the town. [[{{ClallBack}} And they do it again]] when the Dean gets his job back.
* [[spoiler:Baby Cakes]] revealing that [[spoiler:he was God]] and saying that his plan to play God was so good, he spent all his time getting people's hopes up at the local hospital -- for nothing.

* "Motherfucking Balloons!", the musical number of Frank's happy place in the episode "The Dean's List".

--> Frank: "It was Valentine's Day[...]no, no, why did he print it out! Who does that?"