History Funny / ChillingAdventuresOfSabrina

When Prudence wonders why she has nobody to talk to the following exchange occurs.

-->'''Rosalind''': Yeah. I'm Roz Sabrina's friend, we've met like five or six times we fought the Pagans and you gave me a sword.

* Madam Satan stumbling through everyone's dreams in an AbsoluteCleavage-bearing robe trying to find Sabrina.

* Madam Satan, [[AbsoluteCleavage wearing a not-full-closed robe]], opens the door for a pizza delivery guy, and says, "My. That looks like a heavy pizza. Would you mind... setting it over there for me?" The poor guy smiles eagerly and enters the house, obviously thinking he just stumbled into a porn movie. Presumably it didn't work out that well for him.

-->'''Zelda''': How many times have I been talking to her but thinking I was talking to you? And don't say it hasn't happened. ''Film/EscapeToWitchMountain'' isn't the only Disney movie I've seen, I'm almost extremely familiar with ''Film/TheParentTrap'' as well.

* As Sabrina and the Weird Sisters lure the four bullies from Baxter High to the mines, they first seem to make out with the bullies - except that the next shot reveals this to be a glamour, and what is actually happening is that the bullies are making out with ''each other''. The girls then proceed to take pictures of everything.

* At the end of the episode, once the Cuckoo clock falls, the whole family just ''stare'' at it. Silently, Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina all come to the same agreement - whatever shit is about to happen can ''wait''. This time, they're having dinner instead. Yes, Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina ''would'' like some pie.

* When one of the hedge witches asks where they gonna sleep, Dezmelda the witch from the woods points to bunch of wood moss and leaves and remarks that she brings her house.

* While Sabrina is devising her plan to defeat the pagans, Hilda and Zelda can be heard in the background discussing whether they could give Mary Wardwell, who shot Zelda, to the Pagans. They come to an agreement that, where ''they'' are concerned, they could, most definitely, give her to the Pagans!

* When one of the hedge witches asks where they gonna sleep, Dezmelda the witch from the woods points to bunch of wood moss and leaves and remarks that she brings her house.

* Sabrina saying that Miss Wardwell was her favorite teacher, comes of at this because she hadn’t noticed the personality change when Lilith took over Mary’s identity.[[spoiler: Mary is shy and reserved, while Lilith is sultry cunning and manipulative.]]

** Oh, and who is the Dark Lord in the nightmare? ''Blackwood with a goatee and horns.''

-->'''Madam Satan:''' [''disgusted''] Eugh. That's about all I care to see of ''that'' business. [''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away]]'']

* Zelda kills Hilda so often that it's a running gag.

* What does Sabrina do after saying goodbye to Harvey with a good night's kiss, post-them separating from Roz and Susie? She goes into the house, magically turning the radio on and begins ''dancing''. yep, Sabrina Spellman is a dork.

* Sabrina saying that Miss Wardwell was her favorite teacher, comes of at this because she hadn’t noticed the personality change when Lilith took over Mary’s identity.[[Spoiler: Mary is shy and reserved, while Lilith is sultry cunning and manipulative.]]

** Near the end of the episode, after their near-death encounter, Roz and Harvey make up and start making out... and Theo, who's seated at the table with them, awkwardly looks away and drinks.

--> '''Theo:''' *''nervously, without missing a beat*'' Actually, guys, I'm gonna peel off here!

* Madam Satan, wearing a not-full-closed robe and, ahem, revealing her breasts, opens the door for a pizza delivery guy, and says, "My. That looks like a heavy pizza. Would you mind... setting it over there for me?" The poor guy smiles eagerly and enters the house, obviously thinking he just stumbled into a porn movie. Presumably it didn't work out that well for him.

* Madam Satan, wearing a not-full-closed robe and, ahem, revealing her breests, opens the door for a pizza delivery guy, and says, "My. That looks like a heavy pizza. Would you mind... setting it over there for me?" The poor guy smiles eagerly and enters the house, obviously thinking he just stumbled into a porn movie. Presumably it didn't work out that well for him.

* Roz breaks the tension between herself and Harvey, and Theo ''immediately'' excuses himself.

--> '''Theo:''' *''nervously, without missing a beat''' Actually, guys, I'm gonna peel off here!

--> '''Zelda:''' Satan in hell, what am I wearing?!

** This one doubles as a Callback, because in an older version of the Sabrina backstory, Zelda and Hilda accidentally created Sabrina through a potion.
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* Zeldas Qouat after Hilda & Sabrina break the Spell she was under which turned her into a stepford wife.
--> '''Zelda:''' Satan in hell What am i wearing.