History Funny / Castle2009

:::This scene just [[BeyondTheImpossible keeps on giving]], as it is immediately followed by...

:::And then capped off with...

** The morning after Rhodes tries to seduce Castle ([[IfYouKnowWhatIMean Doing it]] [[DoingItForTheArt for]] [[IncrediblyLamePun the Art]]), she talks to Beckett.

** Next scene, Beckett observing Rhodes doing an uncanny impression of her at the whiteboard. She is subsequently joined by Castle.

:::And then Ryan.

:::And then Esposito.

'''Beckett:''' If it's so adorable, why didn't you sleep with me? ({{Beat}}) ''Her'' me, not ''me'' me.\\

--->'''Ryan:''' We really should have a code word so we know which Beckett to kill when our clone army attacks.\\

'''Castle:''' (''[[DropWhatYouAreDoing pencil falls out of hand]], as Beckett stares at Rhodes'') [[TwinThreesomFantasy Just like I dreamed it...]]\\

** Later, she receives an item to "help with [her] research." Two scenes later:

** The morning after Rhodes tries to seduce Castle ([[IfYouKnowWhatIMean Doing it]] [[DoingItForTheArt for]] [[IncrediblyLamePun the Art]]), she talks to Beckett:

'''Rhodes:''' ({{Beat}}) Is Castle gay?\\

** It starts with Natalie Rhodes beginning to imitate Beckett's mannerisms.

::This scene just [[BeyondTheImpossible keeps on giving]], as it is immediately followed by...
-->'''Random officer:''' (''enters and hands'' '''''Rhodes''''' ''a report'') Here you go, Beckett.\\

::And then capped off with...
-->'''Beckett:''' (''harsh whispering after Rhodes leaves'') ''You cannot tell me that that is normal.''\\

-->'''Beckett:''' (''to self'') Yeah. Sure. Until she [[SingleWhiteFemale steals my boyfriend and]] ''[[SingleWhiteFemale kills me in my sleep.]]''
** The morning after, Rhodes talks to Beckett:
--->'''Rhodes''': Can I ask you a question?\\
'''Beckett''': Sure. ''(drinks her coffee)''\\
'''Rhodes''': ({{Beat}}) Is Castle gay?\\
'''Beckett''': ''(huge spittake)''
** Later, Beckett observing Rhodes doing an uncanny impression of her at the whiteboard. She is subsequently joined by Castle.

::And then Ryan.
-->'''Ryan:''' We really should have a code word so we know which Beckett to kill when our clone army attacks.\\

::And then Esposito.
-->'''Esposito:''' What're you guys doing?\\

--->'''Random officer:''' (''enters and hands'' '''''Rhodes''''' ''a report'') Here you go, Beckett.\\

--->'''Beckett:''' (''harsh whispering after Rhodes leaves'') ''You cannot tell me that that is normal.''\\

--->'''Beckett:''' (''to self'') Yeah. Sure. Until she [[SingleWhiteFemale steals my boyfriend and]] ''[[SingleWhiteFemale kills me in my sleep.]]''

'''Beckett:''' If it's so adorable, why didn't you sleep with me? ({{Beat}}) ''Her'' me, not ''me'' me.

--->'''Ryan:''' We really should have a code word so we know which Beckett to kill when our clone army attacks.\\

--->'''Esposito:''' What're you guys doing?\\

-->'''Beckett''': I have no life.
--->'''[[TheCoroner Lanie]]''': No, ''he'' (indicates the Body Of The Week) has no life. That's why he's on my table.

-->'''Beckett:''' I was just calling you!
-->'''Demming:''' What a coincidence. I was just coming to see you.
-->'''Castle:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Wow. It's like we're all on the same case.]]

-->'''Lanie''': Look, I'll do the chocolate, the honey, even the whipped cream...
-->'''Castle''': ''(grabs Ryan's arm)'' Does she know we can ''hear'' her?

-->'''Castle''': ''(demonstrating a shaving cream)'' This stuff will change your life! ''(squirts it onto Esposito's hand)''
-->'''Esposito''': ''(in surprise)'' It's hot!
-->'''Castle''': It's hot!
-->'''Ryan''': It's hot?
-->'''Castle''': It's hot! ''(squirts some onto Ryan's hand)''
-->'''Ryan''': It's hot!

-->'''Castle''': Maybe by this weekend I’ll find a way to take this tank of liquid nitrogen and build it into a weather machine. I’ll make it ''rain'', your friends will have to ''cancel'' their trip, you won’t have to choose and then, we can '''[[TakeOverTheWorld take over the world]]'''! [[EvilLaugh Mwahahahaha]]!
-->'''Alexis''': Not helpful.
-->'''Castle''': But ''evil!''

-->'''Madison''': No, I get it. You're hot for Castle. Yeah. You wanna make little Castle babies!
-->'''Beckett''': Maddie! He can hear us!

--> '''Castle''': How often do people die in neighborhoods like this?
--> '''Beckett''': Same as all the other neighborhoods, Castle. Just the once.

* In the episode "Nikki Heat", the entire sequence of "hiding from Creepy!Beckett". Brilliant.
* From the above mentioned episode:
-->'''Natalie''': Can I ask you a question?
-->'''Beckett''': Sure. ''(drinks her coffee)''
-->'''Natalie''': ({{Beat}}) Is Castle gay?
-->'''Beckett''': ''(huge spittake)''

-->'''Natalie''': I need to ask you something. ({{Beat}}) Is Castle gay?

-->'''Natalie''': I need to ask you something. {{Beat}} Is Castle gay?

* Castle tries interrogate Beckett on what she wears beneath her clothes. The look on his face after he suggests "Commando?" may cause sides to split.

* "Sure, if it's okay with your gun." (''{{Beat}}'') "I mean, dad."

--> '''Castle''': How often to people die in neighborhoods like this?

* In ''He's Dead, She's Dead'', when Beckett reads out the victim's letter predicting her own murder, Castle makes a sound between a gasp and a squeak that is so hilarious it just had to be [[ThrowItIn]] ad-libbed.

* The entire sequence of Castle and Alexis playing laser tage, complete with made up roles to play.

* In ''He's Dead, She's Dead'', when Beckett reads out the victim's letter predicting her own murder, Castle makes a sound between a gasp and a squeak that is so hilarious it just had to be [[ThrowItIn]] ad-libbed.

* Beckett being confronted with her [[IWasYoungAndNeededTheMoney past as a model]].

* The entire climax of "Home is Where The Heart Stops"

* Castle humming a tune from the show's soundtrack while [[WaitHere waiting in the car]] as Beckett pursued a suspect.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM482RtZhlk]]
* Beckett being confronted with her [[IWasYoungAndINeededTheMoney past as a model]].

-->'''Castle''': ''(demonstrating a shaving cream)'' It's hot! ''(squirts it onto Ryan's hand)''
-->'''Ryan''': ''(in surprise)'' It's hot!
-->'''Esposito''': It's hot?
-->'''Castle''': It's hot! ''(squirts some onto Esposito's hand)''
-->'''Esposito''': It's hot!

* Castle's explanation of how a man was killed with a 200 year old bullet turns out to be... time-traveling killer. Normally, this would be par for the course if he hadn't turned around with a huge smile and hand up for a high-five which is promptly ignored by Beckett and Lanie.

-->'''Castle''': You are LAME! YOU ARE '''SO''' LAME! La-la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaame!

* Another gem in "Food to Die For" that sends [[PortmanteauCoupleName Caskett]] shippers squeeing. Beckett suspects her old high school best friend of being the killer and ends up taking Madison downtown in the middle of the latter's date with Castle. Beckett and Castle argue {{like an old married couple}}, but what follows is priceless. [[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-uSBbgH_k Note how she doesn't deny what Madison is saying.]]

* Another gem in "Food to Die For" that sends [[PortmanteauCoupleName Caskett]] shippers squeeing. Beckett suspects her old high school best friend of being the killer and ends up taking Madison downtown in the middle of the latter's date with Castle. Beckett and Castle argue {{like an old married couple}}, but what follows is priceless.

-->'''Beckett''': Maddie! He can hear us! [[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-uSBbgH_k (Note how she doesn't deny what Madison is saying.)]]

-->'''Beckett''': Maddie! He can hear us! (Note how she doesn't deny what Madison is saying.)

-->'''Beckett''': Maddie! He can hear us! (Note how she doesn't deny what Madison is saying.)