History Funny / Cars3

** And all the little crabbies have went night night.

'''Lightning:''' I've crashed.

* Cruz whole conversation with [=McQueen=] about how [[InsaneTrollLogic he can use anything negative to motivate him to push towards the positive]]. [[OlderThanTheyLook She does this by egging [=McQueen=] on about his age; his tires being flabby for example]]. And to top it all off; Cruz calls him her '''senior project''' with [=McQueen=]'s response being a flabbergasted "did I just get insulted?" expression on his face.

** The next day, Cruz puts Lightning on a rotary lift and is tilted downwards to help with oil flow (which might be a car's equivalent to inversion therapy). He doesn't take to it well and appears uncomfortable. And to add insult to injury, she slides a drip pan underneath him [[CrazyPrepared just in case]] [[PottyFailure he well... leaks]].

** The next day, Cruz puts Lightning on a rotary lift and tilted downwards to supposedly help with oil flow (which might be a equivalent to inversion therapy). He doesn't take to it well and appears uncomfortable. And to add insult to injury, she slides a drip pan underneath him [[CrazyPrepared just in case]] [[PottyFailure he well... leaks oil]].

** The next day, Cruz puts Lightning on a two post lift and is tilted downwards to help with oil flow. He clearly doesn't take to it well and appears uncomfortable. And to add insult to injury, she slides a drip pan underneath him [[CrazyPrepared just in case]] [[PottyFailure he well... leaks]].

'''Orange Next Gen:''' How's it hangin', Drip Pan?

* There's also a bit in the exclusive cut showing Lightning racing on a simulator, supervised by Cruz. [[EpicFail He doesn't seem to adjust to the virtual environment too well,]] and as if wrecking on the virtual track wasn't bad enough, he goes ''launching into the projector screen'', full with a shot of his bumper sticking out of the newly created hole in the wall. This crash causes a power outage through out the whole training facility.

** Cruz and Lightning trying out the mini simulators, [[HopelessWithTech the latter accidentally going out of control with his]]. [[ButtMonkey For example getting launched backwards, uncontrollably getting jostled around, and getting launched forward off screen.]] The latter situation has a Facebook variation where [[PortalCut Lighting is launched forward and ends up on the bottom post saying "I've crashed...".]]

** Cruz and Lightning trying out the mini simulators, [[HopelessWithTech the latter accidentally going out of control with his]]. [[ButtMonkey For example getting launched backwards, uncontrollably getting jostled around, and getting launched forward off screen.]] The latter situation has a Facebook variation where Lighting is launched forward ends up on the bottom post saying "I've crashed...".

** Cruz and Lightning trying out the mini simulators, [[HopelessWithTech the latter accidentally going out of control with his]]. [[ButtMonkey For example getting launched backwards, uncontrollably getting jostled around, and getting launched forward off screen.]]

** Lightning and Cruz are racing each other, then Cruz suddenly hits the camera and she and Lightning move away embarrassingly.

** Cruz and Lightning trying out the simulators, the latter accidentally going out of control with his.

* It also works as a subtle {{tearjerker}}, but while Lightning is waiting outside Sterling's office following the simulator scene, he looks at a worker washing the floor. After looking away briefly, he hallucinates her right in front of him, imagining that she's telling him to retire.

'''Cleaner:''' I said, floor's all washed up! We're clean!\\
'''Lightning:''' Oh, right...hahaha...thank you very much.

'''Jackson:''' (while leaving,''in a passive aggressive tone'') I think you heard me. .

'''Jackson:''' (while leaving) I think you heard me (''in a passive aggressive tone'').

'''Lightning:''' [[BerserkButton Yes it '''does!''']][[note]] Brian Fee admits in an interview that this particular performance is of Owen Wilson snapping at him for repeatedly saying "Does this make you mad?" about ten times.[[/note]]\\

'''Lightning:''' [[BerserkButton Yes it '''does!''']][[note: Brian Fee admits in an interview that this particular performance is of Owen Wilson snapping at him for repeatedly saying "Does this make you mad?" about ten times./note]]\\

'''Lightning:''' [[BerserkButton Yes it '''does!''']][[note: Brian Fee admits in a interview that this particular performance is of Owen Wilson snapping at Fee for repeatedly saying "Does this make you mad?".]]\\

'''Lightning:''' YES IT DOES!\\

**
-->'''Lighting:''' And all the little crabbies have went night night.
'''Cruz:''' Mr. [=McQueen=]. [''in a don't treat me like a kid tone'']

'''Jackson:''' (while leaving) I think you heard me.

* Cruz whole conversation with [=McQueen=] about how [[InsaneTrollLogic he can use anything negative to motivate him to push towards the positive]]. She does this by egging on [=McQueen=]'s age; [[OlderThanTheyLook about how he looks old, broken down and has flabby tires]]. And to top it all off; Cruz calls him her '''senior project''' with [=McQueen=]'s response being a flabbergasted "did I just get insulted?" expression on his face.

** All the little crabbies have went night night.

** Lightning [=McQueen's=] hilariously energetic apology to [[spoiler: Cruz after their falling out. Basically, he adds his own lyrics to the workout song Cruz annoyed Lightning with, full with even more ridiculous dancing. All while Cruz is begging him to stop.]]
-->'''Lightning:''' First I going to loosen up these accent joints... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I yelled. It wasn't your fault that I almost got killed. But now, you're leaving, and you won't get on the ramp! You won't get on the ramp! ''(Continues until they get to Thomasville)''

** How Jackson Storm is introduced:

** One the first day, Cruz does a Zumba like aerobics routine complete with her own made up lyrics. Being the OnlySaneMan, Lightning starts to ask if the dancing is necessary but is mostly ignored and told it's meant to slowly work him up to using the simulator.

* Chick Hick keep bragging about his one Piston Cup victory over Lightning even though he won that because after he purposefully wrecked "The King", Lightning choose to stop, let him win, and then go back to push "The King" Weathers to the finish line to make a point. Even his own cameraman is unimpressed.

* Cruz whole conversation with [=McQueen=] about how [[InsaneTrollLogic he can use anything negative to motivate him push towards the positive]]. She does this by commenting about how he looks [[OlderThanTheyLook old, broken down and has flabby tires]]. And to top it all off; Cruz calls him her ''senior project'' with [=McQueen=]'s response being a flabbergasted "did I just get insulted?" expression on his face.

-->'''Lightning:''' [[VisualPun Looking you right in the eye there, pal.]]

** Cruz doing a Zumba like dance routine complete with her own made up lyrics. Being the OnlySaneMan, Lightning starts to ask if the dancing is necessary but is mostly ignored and told it's meant to slowly work him up to using the simulator.

** While on Fireball Beach Lightning says "Life's a beach and then you drive". Luigi and Guido [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar need a moment]] before laughing.

* Chick Hick keep bragging about his one Piston Cup victory over Lightning even though he won that because after he purposefully wrecked
"The King", Lightning choose to stop, let him win, and then go back to push "The King" Weathers to the finish line to make a point. Even his own cameraman is unimpressed.