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-->'''Sushi vender:''' ''(in Japanese)'' My condolences.\\
*** Mater then embarrasses himself by rushing to a fountain to wash off the burning sensation off his mouth, just as Axlerod welcomes [=McQueen=] to the stage.

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-->'''Sushi vender:''' ''(in Japanese)'' My condolences.\\
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condolences.
**
Mater then embarrasses himself by rushing to a fountain to wash off the burning sensation off his mouth, just as Axlerod welcomes [=McQueen=] to the stage.


-->'''Sushi vender:''' My condolences.

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-->'''Sushi vender:''' ''(in Japanese)'' My condolences.\\



* When Finn and Mater are being chased by the evil lemons outside of the airport in Tokyo, After Siddley the spy jet lands, Mater sees Holley and hurries to her with the lines of, ďHey itís my imaginary girlfriend! Boy you sure want this date, donít you? Thatís a no quit attitude right there!Ē While giving a wink at her.

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* When Finn and Mater are being chased by the evil lemons outside of the airport in Tokyo, After Siddley Siddeley the spy jet lands, Mater sees Holley and hurries to her with the lines of, ďHey itís my imaginary girlfriend! Boy you sure want this date, donít you? Thatís a no quit attitude right there!Ē While giving a wink at her.



** Even funnier, while Axlerod is inviting Lightning to come to the Grand Prix, Francesco comes back and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar does what can easily be the car equivalent of]] [[FlippingTheBird giving someone the finger]] with his back wheels.



** Happens again when Holley flew past Francesco later in the same scene in pursuit of Lightning and Mater.

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** [[BrickJoke Happens again again]] when Holley flew past Francesco later in the same scene in pursuit of Lightning and Mater.


-->'''Francesco:''' ''[shocked]'' '''What is happening, is it a dream?!'''
** Happens again when Holley flew past Francesco later in the same scene.

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-->'''Francesco:''' ''[shocked]'' '''What is happening, is it it's a dream?!'''
bad dream!?'''
** Happens again when Holley flew past Francesco later in the same scene.scene in pursuit of Lightning and Mater.

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* Francesco's reaction when Mater sped past him with his booster rockets and Lightning on tow in the London race.
-->'''Francesco:''' ''[shocked]'' '''What is happening, is it a dream?!'''
** Happens again when Holley flew past Francesco later in the same scene.
-->'''Francesco:''' ''[freaking out]'' '''''WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!'''''


-->'''Francesco:''' ''Strategia?'' Francesco needs-a no strategy, it's-a very simple: You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen to choke, pass him, then win! Francesco ''always-a'' wins. It's-a boring...

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-->'''Francesco:''' ''Strategia?'' Francesco needs-a no strategy, it's-a very simple: You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen [=McQueen=] to choke, pass him, then win! Francesco ''always-a'' wins. It's-a boring...


-->'''Mater:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I didn't drink it!]]

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-->'''Mater:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I didn't drink it!]]taste it!]]
* When Finn and Mater are being chased by the evil lemons outside of the airport in Tokyo, After Siddley the spy jet lands, Mater sees Holley and hurries to her with the lines of, ďHey itís my imaginary girlfriend! Boy you sure want this date, donít you? Thatís a no quit attitude right there!Ē While giving a wink at her.


-->'''Francesco:''' ''[laughs]'' Really? You are speed? Then, Francesco is ''triple'' speed. ''[imitating Lightning's pre-race ritual]'' Francesco...is triple speed! Ho-ho! Francesco likes-a this [=McQueen=]! It's-a ''really'' getting him into the zone!
-->'''Lightning:''' ''[to himself]'' He is SO getting beat today!

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-->'''Francesco:''' ''[laughs]'' Really? You are speed? Then, Francesco is ''triple'' speed. ''[imitating Lightning's pre-race ritual]'' [[BorrowedCatchphrase Francesco...is triple speed! speed!]] Ho-ho! Francesco likes-a this [=McQueen=]! It's-a ''really'' getting him into the zone!
-->'''Lightning:''' ''[to himself]'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner He is SO getting beat today!today!]]


-->'''Francesco''': ''[[Film/AChristmasStory FRA-JILL-AY!]]'' [[BerserkButton HE CALLS-A FRANCESCO]] ''[[BerserkButtonFRA-JILL-AY!?]]'' Not-a so fast, [=McQueen=]!

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-->'''Francesco''': ''[[Film/AChristmasStory FRA-JILL-AY!]]'' [[BerserkButton HE CALLS-A FRANCESCO]] ''[[BerserkButtonFRA-JILL-AY!?]]'' ''[[BerserkButton FRA-JILL-AY!?]]'' Not-a so fast, [=McQueen=]!


-->'''Lightning''': You know, those are some strong words coming from a car that is so fragile.
-->'''Francesco''': [[Film/AChristmasStory FRA-JILL-AY!]] [[BerserkButton HE CALLS-A FRANCESCO FRA-JILL-AY!?]] Not so fast, [=McQueen=]!

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-->'''Lightning''': You know, Hey, those are some uh, strong words coming from a car that is so fragile.
-->'''Francesco''': [[Film/AChristmasStory FRA-JILL-AY!]] ''[[Film/AChristmasStory FRA-JILL-AY!]]'' [[BerserkButton HE CALLS-A FRANCESCO FRA-JILL-AY!?]] Not FRANCESCO]] ''[[BerserkButtonFRA-JILL-AY!?]]'' Not-a so fast, [=McQueen=]!



-->'''Francesco''': Motto?! ''[Rants and curses rapidly in Italian]'' ...RIDICULO!!

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-->'''Francesco''': Motto?! ''[Rants and curses rapidly in Italian]'' ...RIDICULO!!Italian]'' ''...RIDICULO!!''



-->'''Francesco:''' ''[laughs]'' Really? You are speed? Then, Francesco is ''triple'' speed. ''[imitating Lightning's pre-race ritual]'' Francesco...is triple speed! Ho-ho! Francesco likes-a this McQueen! It's-a ''really'' getting him into the zone!

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-->'''Francesco:''' ''[laughs]'' Really? You are speed? Then, Francesco is ''triple'' speed. ''[imitating Lightning's pre-race ritual]'' Francesco...is triple speed! Ho-ho! Francesco likes-a this McQueen! [=McQueen=]! It's-a ''really'' getting him into the zone!




Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=cars-2

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* The entirety of the bathroom scene.
* Just before the Tokyo race begins:
-->'''Lightning:''' Speed... I...am...speed.
-->'''Francesco:''' ''[laughs]'' Really? You are speed? Then, Francesco is ''triple'' speed. ''[imitating Lightning's pre-race ritual]'' Francesco...is triple speed! Ho-ho! Francesco likes-a this McQueen! It's-a ''really'' getting him into the zone!
-->'''Lightning:''' ''[to himself]'' He is SO getting beat today!

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=cars-2

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* Francesco insulting Lightning at the press conference following his win at the Tokyo race:
-->'''Francesco:''' ''Strategia?'' Francesco needs-a no strategy, it's-a very simple: You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen to choke, pass him, then win! Francesco ''always-a'' wins. It's-a boring...
** And then the view cuts to Lightning who just heard this mean statement. He rolls his eyes and frowns with extreme annoyance, as if to say "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe".


'''Mater''': '''''AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!''''' (''dashes toward the stage with a piercing scream of pain'') Somebody get me water! (''laps the stage fountain wildly'') Oh, sweet relief! Sweet relief! ( ''[=McQueen=]'s eyes shift with embarrassment; from the crowd, Francesco laughs; Mater, now sated, approaches the mic'') Whatever you do, do ''NOT'' eat the free pistachio ice cream! It has '''''TURNED!'''''

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'''Mater''': '''''AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!''''' (''dashes toward the stage with a piercing scream of pain'') Somebody get me water! (''laps the stage fountain wildly'') Oh, sweet relief! Sweet relief! ( ''[=McQueen=]'s (''[=McQueen=]'s eyes shift with embarrassment; from the crowd, Francesco laughs; Mater, now sated, approaches the mic'') Whatever you do, do ''NOT'' eat the free pistachio ice cream! It has '''''TURNED!'''''

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* Lightning and Mater are driving through Tokyo and at one point, they catch sight of Lightning being advertised as a vacuum cleaner (Lightning [=McClean=]), causing both to crack up.


'''Mater''': '''''AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!''''' (''dashes toward the stage with a piercing scream of pain'') Somebody get me water! (''laps the stage fountain wildly'') Oh, sweet relief! Sweet relief!\\
( ''[=McQueen=]'s eyes shift with embarrassment; from the crowd Francesco laughs; Mater, now sated, approaches the mic'')\\
'''Mater''': Whatever you do, do ''NOT'' eat the free pistachio ice cream! It has '''''TURNED!'''''

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'''Mater''': '''''AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!''''' (''dashes toward the stage with a piercing scream of pain'') Somebody get me water! (''laps the stage fountain wildly'') Oh, sweet relief! Sweet relief!\\
relief! ( ''[=McQueen=]'s eyes shift with embarrassment; from the crowd crowd, Francesco laughs; Mater, now sated, approaches the mic'')\\
'''Mater''':
mic'') Whatever you do, do ''NOT'' eat the free pistachio ice cream! It has '''''TURNED!'''''


'''Mater''': '''''AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!'''''' (''dashes toward the stage with a piercing scream of pain'') Somebody get me water! (''laps the stage fountain wildly'') Oh, sweet relief! Sweet relief!\\

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'''Mater''': '''''AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!'''''' '''''AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!''''' (''dashes toward the stage with a piercing scream of pain'') Somebody get me water! (''laps the stage fountain wildly'') Oh, sweet relief! Sweet relief!\\

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