History Funny / CarryOnAgainDoctor

-->'''Dr. Stoppidge:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No, but I'll have something to surprise her.]]

* Dr. Nookey's little squeal when Goldie's revealed to be naked with hearts covering her intimate parts. And Matron's impatient look throughout the scene, coupled with this confrontation:

-->'''Matron''': [Grabs Dr. Nookey's stethoscope and yells through it] '''DO YOU WISH AN X-RAY?!'''
-->'''Dr. Nookey''': [Throws the stethoscope out of his ears] Oh-who, yes. Ah yes, as soon can set one up please Matron.

* Playing "Spot Diagonosis" on a patient walking into the waiting room leads to this:

-->'''Shuffling Patient''': I'm afraid you're wrong.

* The reveal of Gladstone's sixth wife [[spoiler:being Carver's secretary.]]

* "Bend over dear, and I'll demonstrate".
* The reveal of Gladstone's five wives in the doctor's office's back room. Also the fact that they're nicknamed after the weekdays, to which he points out that "there's nothing to do at the weekends".

-->'''Matron''': [Grabs Dr. Nookey's stethoscope and yells through it] '''''DO YOU WISH AN X-RAY???!!'''''

* "Bend over, dear, and I'll demonstrate".

-->'''Dr. Nookey''': [Throws the stethoscope out of his ears] Oh-who yes. Ah yes, as soon can set one up please Matron.

-->'''Matron''': Doctor, do you require an x-ray?
-->'''Dr. Nookey''': Sorry, what's that?
-->'''Matron''': [Grabs Dr. Nookey's stethoscope and yells through it] '''''DO YOU WANT AN X-RAY???!!'''''
-->'''Dr. Nookey''': [Throws the stethoscope out of his ears] Oh yes. Set it up right away, Matron.

-->'''Shuffling Patient''': Now, let's see... you thought it was a slipped disc. I'm afraid you're wrong. And you thought it was haemorrhoids. I'm afraid you were wrong.
-->'''Dr. Nookey''': Well, what's wrong with you then?
-->'''Shuffling Patient''': Well, to tell you the truth, I thought I was about to break wind... [[PottyFailure I'm afraid I was wrong.]]

-->'''Dr. Stoppidge:''' Wait! I can't stay here! What about undressing?
-->'''Dr. Carver:''' Surely you know what a woman looks like! It'll be no surprise!
-->'''Dr. Stoppidge:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, I'd have a couple of surprises for her.]]

-->'''Matron''': [Grabs Dr. Nookey's stethoscope and yells through it]'' '''''DO YOU WANT AN X-RAY???!!'''''

* "Bend over, dear, and I'll demonstrate."
* The reveal of Gladstone's five wives in the doctor's office's back room. Also the fact that they're nicknamed after the weekdays, to which he points out that "there's nothing to do at the weekends."
* When the hospital goes berserk after Nookey accidentally rips the main electrical fuse out, complete with an exercise machine in the gym increasing speed, an oxygen pump blowing up a patient's belly, headphones connected to the radio short circuiting and a hoover dragging a cleaner around the wards.
* Nookey's little squeal when Goldie's revealed to be naked with hearts covering her intimate parts. And Matron's impatient look throughout the scene, coupled with this confrontation:
-->'''Matron:''' Doctor, do you require an x-ray?
-->'''Dr J Nookey:''' ''[distracted]'' Sorry -- what's that?
-->'''Matron:''' ''(grabs Nookey's stethoscope and yells through it)'' '''''DO YOU WANT AN X-RAY???!!'''''
-->'''Dr J Nookey:''' ''(throws the stethoscope out of his ears)'' Oh yes. Set it up right away, Matron.

%%* Longhampton Hospital. That is all.
%%That is never all. Explain before uncommenting.

-->'''Customer:''' Now, let's see... you ''(points at Nookey)'' thought it was a slipped disc. ''(Nookey nods)'' I'm afraid you're wrong. ...And you ''(points at other doctor)'' thought it was haemorrhoids. ''(other doctor nods)'' I'm afraid you were wrong.
-->'''Dr J Nookey:''' ''[smile fades]'' Well, what's wrong with you then?
-->'''Customer:''' ...Well, to tell you the truth, I thought I was about to break wind ... [[PottyFailure I'm afraid I was wrong.]]
* Nookey's drunken behaviour around the hospital.
* Stoppidge's disguise as Lady Puddleton, especially this exchange:
-->'''Dr E Stoppidge:''' ''(pulls Carver aside)'' Wait! I can't stay here! What about undressing?
-->'''Dr F Carver:''' Surely you know what a woman looks like! It'll be no surprise!
-->'''Dr E Stoppidge:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, I'd have a couple of surprises for her.]]

* The reveal of Gladstone's five wives in the doctor's office's back room.
** Also, the fact that they're nicknamed after the weekdays, to which he points out that "there's nothing to do at the weekends."

* Nookey's little squeal when Goldie's revealed to be naked with hearts covering her intimate parts. And Matron's impatient look throughout the scene.
** Also, this:

* Longhampton Hospital. That is all.

* Stoppidge's disguise as Lady Puddleton.
** Also, this:
--->'''Dr E Stoppidge:''' ''(pulls Carver aside)'' Wait! I can't stay here! What about undressing?
--->'''Dr F Carver:''' Surely you know what a woman looks like! It'll be no surprise!
--->'''Dr E Stoppidge:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, I'd have a couple of surprises for her.]]

-->'''Matron:''' ''(grabs Nookey's stethoscope and yells through it)'' ''''DO YOU WANT AN X-RAY???!!'''''

-->'''Matron:''' ''(grabs Nookey's stethoscope and yells through it)'' DO YOU WANT AN X-RAY???!!

* The reveal of Gladstone's sixth wife [[spoiler:being Carver's secretary Miss Banks.]]