History Funny / CalvinAndHobbes

* In one strip, Calvin is seen hiding behind a wall in his house and saying "Incredibly, people never expect to get hit with a snowball inside the house" as he's preparing snowballs to throw at his parents. Hobbes simply walks away saying "I'll see you in your room momentarily."

-->'''Calvin:''' [[BlatantLies Aw Mom, we're right in the middle of a croquet game!]]

* A Sunday Strip has a song sparrow perched on a tree branch, preparing to "burst forth in rapturous melody". The sparrow then [[DreadfulMusician starts screaming the words to "On Top of Spaghetti"]]. The last panel has Calvin's mom kicking him out of the house.

** One Sunday strip ha a throwaway gag where Calvin claims he has "a cross-section of a dachshund" as part of his lunch, only for Susie to protest that it's bologna. The strip proper has Calvin get attacked by his own lunch bag and beat it up with his Thermos as Susie watches on.

'''Calvin:''' [[{{Troll}} Wait till she sees what's on today's lunch menu.]]for life

-->'''Calvin:''' Oh, no! Mom put a piece of ''pie'' in my lunch! She hates me! I refuse to eat it!\\
'''Susie:''' You don't like pie?\\
'''Calvin:''' Not this kind.\\
'''Susie:''' What kind is it?\\
'''Calvin:''' Cow pie.\\
'''Susie:''' ''[raising her hand]'' MISS WORMWOOD!!!\\

--->'''Calvin:''' It appears to be cigar butts in a gallstone sauce.
--->'''Susie:''' ''THAT'S BEANY-WEENIES!''
--->'''Calvin:''' Really? Oh, gross.

* A similar strip to the above, Calvin takes Hobbes to the fridge while discussing how at his age experiences are more intense. He then demonstrates by sticking his nose in a jar of mustard and snorting the fumes, which sends him flying through the air as his sinuses melt down.

* In one arc, Calvin tries to wheedle out of a school assignment (write and illustrate a story), by going forward in time with Hobbes from 6:30 to 8:30, when he will have already written the paper -- only to find his 8:30 self had had the same idea and not actually written the report. Calvin teams up with the 8:30 Calvin and they both travel back to ''7:30'' in an attempt to force ''that'' Calvin to do the homework. To put it simply, things end up escalating into a MeleeATrois.[[note]]Or would have, but the 7:30 Calvin pointed out that, since they're all the same Calvin, the 6:30 and 8:30 Calvins would suffer anything they did to him.[[/note]] Meanwhile, the 6:30 Hobbes and the 8:30 Hobbes write Calvin's story and give it to him when he returns, resolving the whole mess. What they don't mention is that the story was about how he tried to avoid doing the assignment. What makes this funny? At the end, Calvin is furious at Hobbes' prank, only to discover that the report was ''great'', earning an '''A+''', and the arc ends with Calvin ''still'' trying to be mad at Hobbes for the principle of the thing as Hobbes gets starry eyed over a possible career as an author.

** And this leads into yet ANOTHER fight.

'''Hobbes:''' Hmm... How did they finally kill WesternAnimation/{{Frosty|TheSnowman}}? [[note]]Funnily enough, with the same idea Hobbes just had.[[/note]]\\