History Funny / CMPunk

** Earlier in the promo, Punk again took a shot at Kevin Nash's aging knees. Even Triple H couldn't help but crack a smile.

* During a tag team match with Wrestling/JohnCena against Daniel Bryan and Wrestling/TheBigShow, Punk decides to have some fun and tries to copy Cena's [[SignatureMove finishing sequence]], complete with "You Can't See Me" taunt.

* On the RAW before Survivor Series (11/12/12), the main event was Punk vs. [[Wrestling/JohnCena Cena.]] Cena won via interference from Wrestling/{{Ryback}} - or more like Punk tried to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bail on the match]] only to have Ryback throw him back into the ring to eat an Attitude Adjustment. Cena and Ryback both put their hands on the WWE Title at the same time, leading to an epic staredown. Meanwhile, Punk, who's rolled out of the ring, tries to come back in to grab his belt. As soon as he gets to the apron, he gets a double DeathGlare from both Cena and Ryback. He climbs down from the apron and you hear him say (in a whiny voice appropriate to a toddler who's been told to share his toys): "But... that's ''mine.''"

* Even though most of Punk's post-WWE shoot interview on [[Wrestling/ColtCabana Colt Cabana's]] "Art of Wrestling" podcast isn't very enjoyable or positive, there is his recounting of his confrontation with Ryback after he repeatedly injured him:

** Featured also in the scene are Wrestling/ChadGable and Wrestling/{{Ricochet}}. Punk comments to Gable that he's heard a lot of great things about him, and to Ricochet that he's heard [[WebVideo/UpUpDownDown he's awful at video games]].

'''CM Punk''': Are you kidding me?\\

-->'''CM Punk''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Jamaican me crazy!]]\\

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* During one of his first appearances for WWE Backstage back in 2019, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i4zipM1J_o he cut a half-hilarious, half-awesome impromptu promo]] on Creator/TomArnold, after reading a derogatory tweet from the guy directed towards Punk, while everyone else on the show (Wrestling/BookerT, Wrestling/{{Paige}}, Wrestling/EmberMoon, and host Renee Young) was marking out around him. According to the comments on the video, what made it even funnier is that Punk's been out of wrestling for five years at this point and this was basically just him screwing around, and yet he's still a better promo than ''90% of the WWE roster'' [[note]]with one comment stating that's incorrect -- it's ''100%'' of the roster[[/note]].
-->"I don't care if I'm 150 pounds, if I'm 200 pounds, [[TakeThat you couldn't even take me]] ''[[TakeThat bowling]]''!"

-->"I don't care if I'm 150 pounds, if I'm 200 pounds, [[TakeThat you couldn't even take me bowling]]!"