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-->'''Brandon''': Yeah, in my experience Japanese experiments usually lead to giant monsters. I'd get the hell out of there while you still can, Goro! ''(Goro sits down to eat and the moment he drinks from a can a Kamacuras makes its hissing sound)'' Damn, that was a loud sip! ''(back to the movie)'' Whoop, my mistake, it's just a giant monster.

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-->'''Brandon''': Yeah, in my experience Japanese experiments usually lead to giant monsters. I'd get the hell out of there while you still can, Goro! ''(Goro sits down to eat and the moment he drinks from a can a Kamacuras makes its hissing sound)'' Damn, that was a loud sip! ''(back to the movie)'' Whoop, my mistake, [[CasualDangerDialogue it's just a giant monster.monster]].
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* Brandon stating that he's starting to like the movie when the characters are shown having TheScrappy AdorablyPrecociousChild archetype taken out of the picture as soon as he shows up.

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* Brandon stating that he's starting to like the movie when the characters are shown having have TheScrappy AdorablyPrecociousChild archetype taken out of the picture as soon as he shows up.
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* Brandon stating that he's starting to like the movie when the characters are shown having TheScrappy AdorablyPrecociousChild archetype taken out of the picture as soon as he shows up.
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* [[LamePunReaction Brandon's long, drawn out groan]] after the line, "So that's gorilla warfare!"

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* [[LamePunReaction Brandon's long, drawn out drawn-out groan]] after the line, "So that's gorilla warfare!"






* Brandon clarifies that despite similarities in the title, this movie ''isn't'' [[Film/{{Aliens}} a sequel to the Death Machine movie involving the heroin fighting her way through armies of robots before confronting a robot queen]]. He then immediately asks how it comes such a movie doesn't exist.
-->'''Brandon''': Somebody get Brad Dourif on the phone and make that happen right now!

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* Brandon clarifies that despite similarities in the title, this movie ''isn't'' [[Film/{{Aliens}} a sequel to the Death Machine movie involving the heroin heroine fighting her way through armies of robots before confronting a robot queen]]. He then immediately asks how it comes such a movie doesn't exist.
-->'''Brandon''': Somebody get Brad Dourif Creator/BradDourif on the phone and make that happen right now!



-->"Meanwhile, Big Hair Lady continues with her plan! Maybe some day I'll understand what it is!"

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-->"Meanwhile, Big Hair Lady continues with her plan! Maybe some day someday I'll understand what it is!"



-->'''Brandon''': Soooo, it's better when you're on cocain, then?

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-->'''Brandon''': Soooo, it's better when you're on cocain, cocaine, then?



-->'''Brandon''': Soooo, it's like a real modern factory!

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-->'''Brandon''': Soooo, [[JobStealingRobot it's like a real modern factory!factory]]!



* To show how much the sorcerer's party room look like a DeathMetal video, Brandon inserts ''actual'' moments from a Death Metal concert in it, showing how hard it is to tell which part wasn't from the scene.

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* To show how much the sorcerer's party room look looks like a DeathMetal video, Brandon inserts ''actual'' moments from a Death Metal concert in it, showing how hard it is to tell which part wasn't from the scene.
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* Brandon's strong dislike of the deafening sound Tetsuo's ChekhovsGun toy makes.

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* Brandon's strong dislike of the deafening sound Tetsuo's ChekhovsGun toy gadget makes.
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* His utter confusion over the fact Gamera already is presented as a FriendToAllChildren in this movie, even though that one introduced him as a ''bad guy'' and is repeatedly seen slaughtering several adults. Cue him portraying Gamera as suffering a huge case of MoralMyopia, regularly slaughtering innocent people and doing property damage (which must've had to have caused some child casualities too) only to stop every now and then to save one random kid.

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* His utter confusion over the fact Gamera already is presented as a FriendToAllChildren in this movie, even though that one introduced him as a ''bad guy'' and is repeatedly seen slaughtering several adults. Cue him portraying Gamera as suffering a huge case of MoralMyopia, regularly slaughtering innocent people and doing property damage (which must've had to have caused some child casualities casualties too) only to stop every now and then to save one random kid.
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-->'''Brandon!Alien''': Okay, that was a good take, I think we can use that one. Now let's see, how do I stop this thing... Yes, I'm pressing the "stop" button but it's not going! What? You have to press "stop" and "record" at the same time? That's just stupid! And why the hell are we still using reel-to-reel tapes anyway, we're an advanced alien race, shouldn't we have at least have invented the CD by now?

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-->'''Brandon!Alien''': Okay, that was a good take, I think we can use that one. Now let's see, how do I stop this thing... Yes, I'm pressing the "stop" button but it's not going! What? You have to press "stop" and "record" at the same time? That's just stupid! And why the hell are we still using reel-to-reel tapes anyway, we're an advanced alien race, shouldn't we have at least have invented the CD by now?

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