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--> '''Eddie:''' (writing in the notebook) ''No problem with the meter in this flat. Don’t check for another 300 years. Nice blokes, especially the one with the glasses.glasses, who wasn’t holding a frying pan. Nice atmos altogether, really.''\\
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCIlAkeS4Y The hobnob fight.]]
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* "Hello big tits. Looking for some action?" The quote just tells you everything you need to know about Richie’s goal in life.
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* The faces Richie and Eddie make to each other when Eddie walks in through the door are priceless.
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-->'''Spudgun:''' My wife has gone to the West Indies.
-->'''Eddie:''' Oh, I didn’t know that.
-->'''Spudgun:''' She will on Tuesday... (realisation) Eh, it’s funnier in the pub...
-->'''Spudgun:''' My wife has gone to the West Indies.
-->'''Eddie:''' Oh, I didn’t know that.
-->'''Spudgun:''' She will on Tuesday... (realisation) Eh, it’s funnier in the pub...
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-->'''Eddie:''' Why are you putting mayonnaise on your face?
-->'''Richie:''' It’s not mayonnaise, it’s suntan lotion.
-->'''Eddie:''' (looks over at the bottle) Never heard of low-calorie suntan lotion.
-->'''Richie:''' What? (reads the bottle) Oh, no! Blast! Oh, God! (gets rid of it with a towel) Well, where’s the suntan lotion??
-->'''Eddie:''' You squirted that into your cheese roll.
-->'''Richie:''' But I ate that!
-->'''Eddie:''' Yeah, I know. (chuckling)
-->'''Richie:''' Well, why didn’t you tell me???
-->'''Eddie:''' Because I don’t like you very much.
-->'''Eddie:''' Why are you putting mayonnaise on your face?
-->'''Richie:''' It’s not mayonnaise, it’s suntan lotion.
-->'''Eddie:''' (looks over at the bottle) Never heard of low-calorie suntan lotion.
-->'''Richie:''' What? (reads the bottle) Oh, no! Blast! Oh, God! (gets rid of it with a towel) Well, where’s the suntan lotion??
-->'''Eddie:''' You squirted that into your cheese roll.
-->'''Richie:''' But I ate that!
-->'''Eddie:''' Yeah, I know. (chuckling)
-->'''Richie:''' Well, why didn’t you tell me???
-->'''Eddie:''' Because I don’t like you very much.
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-->'''Eddie:''' Oh! Oh! Why won’t anybody ever have it off with me?? Maybe it’s because I’m a big, fat, ugly bastard with a microscopic penis!
-->'''Eddie:''' Oh! Oh! Why won’t anybody ever have it off with me?? Maybe it’s because I’m a big, fat, ugly bastard with a microscopic penis!
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-->'''Spudgun:''' What did medieval people do before the telly?
-->'''Hedgehog:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, they probably had their tea, didn’t they?]]
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-->'''Richie:''' What’s your name, again?
-->'''Spudgun:''' Spudgun.
-->'''Richie:''' Why do they call you that?
-->'''Spudgun:''' Give me a potato and I’ll show you why.
-->'''Eddie:''' Don’t, Richie. You don’t wanna see that.
-->'''Richie:''' (to Hedgehog) Why do they call you, "Hedgehog"?
-->'''Hedgehog:''' Give me a hedgehog and I’ll show you why.
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see. (pulls out a very tiny present) Happy birthday, Richie.
-->'''Richie:''' (excited) Oh, Eddie, you shouldn’t have! You know I don’t like anyone to make a fuss on my birthday! ([[MoodWhiplash Richie’s mood immediately changes once he sees how small it is,]] clearly pissed off at the size of the present.) It’s a bit small, isn’t it? Is this how much you value our relationship?? Oh well, I may as well be nice about it. [[MoodWhiplash Oh! I wonder what it is!]] Oh! It’s a comb! It’s my comb... It’s my comb that I lost last week.
-->'''Eddie:''' And now, I’m giving it back to you! Happy birthday!
-->'''Richie:''' Look, this isn’t some sort of joke, you know. This is ''my birthday.'' You take this wrapping paper and you get me something good, ''or else.''
-->'''Eddie:''' Alright, alright. (wraps something up, with the present being bigger than the former)
-->'''Richie:''' Oooh! That’s a bit more like it! That’s bigger, isn’t it? I wonder what it is! (opens it up) [[MoodWhiplash It’s the remote control from the television set.]]
-->'''Eddie:''' That’s right! What do you wanna watch, birthday boy?
-->'''Richie:''' (excited) Oh, Eddie, you shouldn’t have! You know I don’t like anyone to make a fuss on my birthday! ([[MoodWhiplash Richie’s mood immediately changes once he sees how small it is,]] clearly pissed off at the size of the present.) It’s a bit small, isn’t it? Is this how much you value our relationship?? Oh well, I may as well be nice about it. [[MoodWhiplash Oh! I wonder what it is!]] Oh! It’s a comb! It’s my comb... It’s my comb that I lost last week.
-->'''Eddie:''' And now, I’m giving it back to you! Happy birthday!
-->'''Richie:''' Look, this isn’t some sort of joke, you know. This is ''my birthday.'' You take this wrapping paper and you get me something good, ''or else.''
-->'''Eddie:''' Alright, alright. (wraps something up, with the present being bigger than the former)
-->'''Richie:''' Oooh! That’s a bit more like it! That’s bigger, isn’t it? I wonder what it is! (opens it up) [[MoodWhiplash It’s the remote control from the television set.]]
-->'''Eddie:''' That’s right! What do you wanna watch, birthday boy?
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-->'''Richie:''' Oh! By the way, Eddie... (Richie puts out his hand, expecting a birthday present from Eddie. However, he doesn’t realise that his hand has ended up in front of a very unfortunate place.)
-->'''Eddie:''' (covers up where his crotch is with a horrified look on his face) What are you doing, now!?
-->'''Richie:''' (singing, reminding Eddie of his birthday) ''Happy birthday, to me.''
-->'''Eddie:''' (relieved) Oh. I see.
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-->'''Eddie:''' A WEEK!?
-->'''Richie:''' Ah, yes. I was hoping to break that to you at a more opportune moment.
-->'''Eddie:''' A BLOODY WEEK!?
-->'''Eddie:''' A WEEK!?
-->'''Richie:''' Ah, yes. I was hoping to break that to you at a more opportune moment.
-->'''Eddie:''' A BLOODY WEEK!?
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-->'''Eddie:''' Right, my turn. (does the action symbolising filming) Film/{{Goldfinger}}. Now, Hedgehog.
-->'''Hedgehog:''' (does the television action) I’ll have Goldfinger as well.
-->'''Richie:''' But you can’t have that! Eddie just had that!
-->'''Eddie:''' (finally has enough and stands up) [[SuddenlyShouting LOOK, LET’S ALL HAVE GOLDFINGER AND THEN PACK IT IN, OKAY!? ... Right, Spudgun.
-->'''Spudgun:''' (does the filming action) Goldfinger.
-->'''Eddie:''' Right. Now that’s that over with! Okay!? (sits back down on the sofa in annoyance) Right, what’s next?
-->'''Richie:''' Sardines!
-->'''Spudgun:''' Great, anything’s better than that bloody turkey.
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-->'''Richie:''' (annoyed) Yes, but I’m not allowed to ''speak''''speak''. Otherwise, I’m out of the ''game''.
-->'''Eddie:''' (hopeful) Well, you’ve just spoken so you must be out of the game, then.
-->'''Richie:''' (panicking) No! No! No! Alright! Alright! Stop! Stop! New game, okay? Now, look. When I go like this, (doing an action to specify) it means, it’s a film. Alright? So... (does the same action again) It’s a film.
-->'''Eddie:''' Well, what’s it called?
-->'''Richie:''' No, you’re supposed to tell ''me''.
-->'''Eddie:''' What, don’t you ''know''???
-->'''Hedgehog:''' If you don’t know, we could be here all night.
-->'''Richie:''' But you have to ''guess''.
-->'''Spudgun:''' Why don’t you just tell us? It’ll be a lot quicker.
-->'''Richie:''' Alright, stop. Stop. Shall we start again??? Alright, off we go. (does an action symbolising a television)
-->'''Eddie:''' So, it’s a film.
-->'''Richie:''' No, it’s a television programme.
-->'''Hedgehog:''' What, they televised it?
-->'''Spudgun:''' No, they brought it out on video...
-->'''Richie:''' No! No! No! (facepalms) It’s not a ''film''!
-->'''Eddie:''' You just said it ''was'' a film!
-->'''Richie:''' Alright! I’ll go back to the ''film''!
-->'''Eddie:''' Look, why don’t you just tell us what it ''is''!?
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-->'''Eddie:''' (hopeful) Well, you’ve just spoken so you must be out of the game, then.
-->'''Richie:''' (panicking) No! No! No! Alright! Alright! Stop! Stop! New game, okay? Now, look. When I go like this, (doing an action to specify) it means, it’s a film. Alright? So... (does the same action again) It’s a film.
-->'''Eddie:''' Well, what’s it called?
-->'''Richie:''' No, you’re supposed to tell ''me''.
-->'''Eddie:''' What, don’t you ''know''???
-->'''Hedgehog:''' If you don’t know, we could be here all night.
-->'''Richie:''' But you have to ''guess''.
-->'''Spudgun:''' Why don’t you just tell us? It’ll be a lot quicker.
-->'''Richie:''' Alright, stop. Stop. Shall we start again??? Alright, off we go. (does an action symbolising a television)
-->'''Eddie:''' So, it’s a film.
-->'''Richie:''' No, it’s a television programme.
-->'''Hedgehog:''' What, they televised it?
-->'''Spudgun:''' No, they brought it out on video...
-->'''Richie:''' No! No! No! (facepalms) It’s not a ''film''!
-->'''Eddie:''' You just said it ''was'' a film!
-->'''Richie:''' Alright! I’ll go back to the ''film''!
-->'''Eddie:''' Look, why don’t you just tell us what it ''is''!?
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-->'''Spudgun:''' (talking to Eddie and Hedgehog while on the sofa) I see they’ve changed the titles to Emmerdale Farm... It’s just called Series/{{Emmerdale}} now... Doesn’t take so long to read... Gives you a lot more time to do other things... You can pack a lot more story in...
-->'''Richie:''' (standing up and pretending to be something while not speaking)
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-->'''Richie:''' (standing up and pretending to be something while not speaking)
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-->'''Richie:''' Oh, come on, Eddie. I’m more [[SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan sensitive than you are.]] Do me a favour, my old pal. [[DoubleEntendre Grab a hold of my drawstring and give it a bloody good yank.]]
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-->'''Richie:''' Oh, come on, Eddie. I’m more [[SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan more sensitive than you are.]] Do me a favour, my old pal. [[DoubleEntendre Grab a hold of my drawstring and give it a bloody good yank.]]
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-->'''Richie:''' (Rolls his eyes) You’re so concise. I meant, what’s your "going to bed" routine?
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-->'''Richie:''' (Rolls (rolls his eyes) You’re so concise. I meant, what’s your "going to bed" routine?
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-->'''Richie:''' (Speaks again but gets interrupted by Eddie who is clearly tired of him rambling on) I can’t think of anything else to talk about-
-->'''Eddie:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WELL, NIGHT-NIGHT, THEN!]]
-->'''Richie:''' Yes, I suppose so... Night-night. Sleep tight. (Then, rythmically) ''Hope the bed bugs no not bite. If they do, do a poo, put it in a Cornish stew. Into the ambulance, dring, dring, dring, fish trousers elephant in Peking. Saw a busy bee, diddle, diddle, dee. Daddy’s an accountant, just like me!'' (speaking normally) Night-night. God bless.
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-->'''Richie:''' I’m still not asleep, you know. I think it’s this sleeping bag. It’s letting in a draft.
-->'''Eddie:''' (saracastically) [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, my heart bleeds!]]
-->'''Richie:''' Oh, come on, Eddie. I’m more [[SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan sensitive than you are.]] Do me a favour, my old pal. [[DoubleEntendre Grab a hold of my drawstring and give it a bloody good yank.]]
-->'''Eddie''' (looks over at Richie in surprise) ... I beg your pardon?
-->'''Richie:''' Here. (pulls out the actual drawstring)
-->''' Eddie:''' Oh. (Eddie pulls the drawstring while almost choking Richie in the process)
-->'''Richie:''' Okay! Fine, good!
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-->'''Richie:''' Yes, I suppose so... Night-night. Sleep tight. (Then, rythmically) ''Hope the bed bugs no not bite. If they do, do a poo, put it in a Cornish stew. Into the ambulance, dring, dring, dring, fish trousers elephant in Peking. Saw a busy bee, diddle, diddle, dee. Daddy’s an accountant, just like me!'' (speaking normally) Night-night. God bless.
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-->'''Richie:''' I’m still not asleep, you know. I think it’s this sleeping bag. It’s letting in a draft.
-->'''Eddie:''' (saracastically) [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, my heart bleeds!]]
-->'''Richie:''' Oh, come on, Eddie. I’m more [[SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan sensitive than you are.]] Do me a favour, my old pal. [[DoubleEntendre Grab a hold of my drawstring and give it a bloody good yank.]]
-->'''Eddie''' (looks over at Richie in surprise) ... I beg your pardon?
-->'''Richie:''' Here. (pulls out the actual drawstring)
-->''' Eddie:''' Oh. (Eddie pulls the drawstring while almost choking Richie in the process)
-->'''Richie:''' Okay! Fine, good!
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-->'''Richie:''' I wonder what’s on telly right now... We’re probably missing [[Series/Emmerdale Emmerdale Farm...]]
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-->'''Eddie:''' We’ll miss the late show, of course... (Clicks tongue) That bird in the red specs...
-->'''Richie:''' Eddie, are you carrying a torch for her?
-->'''Eddie:''' No, it’s just the way my trousers ruck up.
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