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* Renji calling shenanigans on Szayelaporro by referring to his machinations in battle as "Batmanning"
--> '''Szayelaporro''': ''(after destroying Renji's Bankai)'' Now let me elucidate you on what just occurred, [[VerbalTic broseph]]. You see, I've seen you fight before, and-\\
'''Renji''': ''(interrupting)'' Knock it off!\\
'''Szayelaporro''': Hmm?\\
'''Renji''': I get it.\\
'''Szayelaporro''': "It"?\\
'''Renji''': Yeah, ''it''. This whole ''it'' happening right now. I'm in the know, you don't need to explain it, you batmanned me.\\
'''Szayelaporro''': I... "batmanned" you.\\
'''Renji''': Kinda slow on the uptake aren't you? You're clearly some kind of brainy scientist type like [[MadScientist Mayuri]], with your type it's always something like "I studied your spiritual energy" as if that somehow means you can just vaccinate anything I can do out of existence! Mayuri's the same goddamn way! You science'd my Bankai to death, you batmanned me.
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* Ichigo not tolerating being shouted at by Shinji during their meeting where he [[TheReveal reveals his identity as a Visored.]]
--> '''Ichigo''': I'll catch you later! ''(moves to leave)''\\
'''Shinji''': Hey get back here! God damn it, do you know how long I've been rehearsing this meeting?! Enigmatic offers don't just happen, you idiot!\\
'''Ichigo''': Hey. Shinji. You know what?\\
'''Shinji''': What?\\
'''Ichigo''': I do not care for being yelled at. I have feelings, and you hurt those feelings.\\
'''Shinji''': I, uh...\\
'''Ichigo''': Please say sorry.\\
'''Shinji''': Uh, sorry...\\
'''Ichigo''': Now the healing can begin. Another time. Later!
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[[folder:Season 4]]

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[[folder:Season 4]]Four: Invasion of Hueco Mundo]]
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** As a MoodWhiplash from their previous appearances, in this episode's cutaway to Future!Ichigo explaining the story to his previously bored children, Kazui and Giko are both genuinely alert and distressed about how Aunt Rukia nearly died.
---> '''Future!Ichigo''': Kids, she didn't die, come on!\\
''(Kazui and Giko nod quietly)''
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* Keigo appearing in Las Noches as an eidolon of positive thinking to cheer Chad on in his fight against Jimmy Lightningfist, an unknowing agent of the God Gluskab. The Privaron Espada is utterly bewildered.

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* Keigo appearing in Las Noches as an eidolon of positive thinking to cheer Chad on in his fight against Jimmy Lightningfist, as an unknowing agent of the God Gluskab. The Privaron Espada is utterly bewildered.
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* Future!Ichigo explaining to a very bored Kazui and Giko about how Chad fought the Privaron Espada "Jimmy Lightningfist"
--> '''Giko''': So the Privaron Espada were named "Dordoni", "Cirucci" and "Jimmy Lightningfist"? That strikes me as kind of inconsistent, dad.\\
'''Future!Ichigo''': I, um, ehem, I'm not so good with this guy's name. So... can you just... okay?\\
''(Kazui and Giko roll their eyes and nod)''
* Keigo appearing in Las Noches as an eidolon of positive thinking to cheer Chad on in his fight against Jimmy Lightningfist, an unknowing agent of the God Gluskab. The Privaron Espada is utterly bewildered.
--> '''Jimmy''': What, bitch, you ''what''?! What did you say? You spout some garbage about cockroaches and then you're suddenly like 'oh hey time to go Super Saiyan!' Gimme a break!
** When Chad dramatically reveals that his right arm is Gluskab the shield and his left arm is Malsumis the weapon, Jimmy just pretty much gives up trying to figure out what's going on.
---> '''Jimmy''': You know I don't know what your deal is or what you're on about but I feel like you've been setting this shit up a long time and honestly I'm just honored to be a part of whatever weird-ass thing we're doing here.
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'''Renji:''' Are we counting the [[{{Filler}} Bount Arc]]!? [[TakeThat NO, OF COURSE NOT, WHY WOULD WE?]]\\

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'''Renji:''' Are we counting the [[{{Filler}} Bount Arc]]!? [[TakeThat [[AdaptedOut NO, OF COURSE NOT, WHY WOULD WE?]]\\
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'''Rukia''': He comes here every day to read depressing poetry to me.\\

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'''Rukia''': [[WarriorPoet He comes here every day to read depressing poetry to me.\\]]\\
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'''Cirucci''': ''(in the distance)'' You're so handsome! And also correct about that David Tennant thing!\\

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'''Cirucci''': ''(in the distance)'' You're so handsome! [[ConspiracyTheorist And also correct about that David Tennant thing!\\thing!]]\\
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* Uryu's version of events in his fight against Cirucci.
--> '''Cirucci''': ''(Star Spangled Banner playing)'' Death to Japan!\\
'''Uryu''': Death to America!\\
'''Cirucci''': Prepare to meet your end, enemy of the state!\\
'''Uryu''': You cannot suppress me, lackey! LIGHTSABER EXPLOSION!!\\
''(footage of a nuclear detonation)''\\
'''Cirucci''': ''(in the distance)'' You're so handsome! And also correct about that David Tennant thing!\\
'''Future!Ichigo''': It turns out he was right about that David Tennant thing, but that's a different story.

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** Later on, it turns out to be a ''very'' bad idea to tell Ulquiorra of all people not to toy with him.

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** Later on, it turns out to be a ''very'' bad idea to tell Ulquiorra [[LiteralMinded Ulquiorra]] of all people not to toy with him.him.
* While lecturing Ichigo on how hating someone just for being an Espada is pointless, Ulquiorra casually drops that Nel is/was an Espada. Ichigo is thrown for a loop, but has not time to dwell on that revelation because Ulquiorra keeps talking.


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** The two of them then urge each other to use their respective Hollow/Quincy powers that Ichigo doesn't know he has to heal him, but they can't because Ichigo doesn't know he has those powers.
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* In a bit of BlackComedy, Renji attempts to compliment Ichigo for his ability. It doesn't work.
--> '''Ichigo''': -TENSHOU!! ''(breaks a hole in the wall)''\\
'''Renji''': Is there ''anything'' that massive blasts of energy can't solve?!\\
'''Ichigo''': It can't bring my mom back to life.\\
'''Renji''': ...[[SarcasmMode You're a real fun guy sometimes, Ichigo]].
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* Aizen further trolling Grimmjow by stating that by him leaving the meeting that he has just quit the Espada again. He makes Gin Espada 6 in his place.
-->'''Gin''': But sir, I can't be an Espada. I lack Hollow powers, mmm~\\
'''Aizen''': Well darn, we'll have to replace you while you're fixing that. Let's see. Oh, Grimmjow are you busy at the moment?\\
'''Grimmjow''': ''(seething on the floor after being subdued by Aizen's spiritual pressure)'' Groban...!\\
'''Aizen''': Excellent. Grimmjow will be the stand-in 6th Espada until Gin completes his training.
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** Moments before that.
---> '''Orihime''': I guess you're gonna throw me around too... seems like the thing to do around here.\\
'''Grimmjow''': Probably.
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--> '''Ulquiorra''': ...although I did capture Orihime.\\

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--> '''Ulquiorra''': ...'''Ulquiorra''': ''(quietly smacks lips)'' ...although I did capture Orihime.\\
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* Rangiku savouring one of her few wins.
-->'''Rangiku''': Ten points to the poor man's Senbonzakura.
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* Ichigo and Rukia pondering about what to do with the Blanks.
--> '''Ichigo''': What would Soul Society do in this situation?\\
'''Rukia''': Execute everyone involved.\\
'''Ichigo''': Let's do the opposite.
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* When the tide turns in the battle between Aisslinger and Uryu.
--> '''Aisslinger''': I shall rain down upon you countless arrows to shear and render your flesh! Countless arrows! COUNTLESS I SAY!! ...What are you doing?!\\
'''Uryu''': I am matching the full force of your wrath with a moderate amount of effort. Your output of 108 tiny bolts of reishi falls rather short.\\
'''Aisslinger''': Do not count my countless arrows! They will cease to be countless when counted!\\
'''Uryu''': You should know Aisslinger, this paltry display of 108 bolts isn't worth the vocal volume you're warranting it. I am capable of over ten times this amount.\\
'''Aisslinger''': ...you're bluffing!\\
'''Uryu''': Get flubbertrucked, flubbertrucker.\\
'''Future!Ichigo''': Not what he said, kids. Don't ever copy uncle Ishida.
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'''Kaname''': ... ''(activates speakers)'' Attentioneveryonethereareintrudersinlasnocheswhodonotbelieveinlordaizens JUSTICE!! Pleasedespatchthematonce. Andhaveaniceday. Youllknowillappreciateit.\\

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'''Kaname''': ... ''(activates speakers)'' Attentioneveryonethereareintrudersinlasnocheswhodonotbelieveinlordaizens JUSTICE!! Pleasedespatchthematonce. Andhaveaniceday. Youllknowillappreciateit.Youreappreciated.\\
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'''Ulquiorra''': Your handiwork is exemplary. I myself am an admirer of the medical sciences. Perhaps someday you and I should meet for Arrancar coffee and discuss theories about- ''(Yammy punches her)'' -well she's dead.\\

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'''Ulquiorra''': Your handiwork is exemplary. I myself am an admirer of the medical sciences. Perhaps someday you and I should meet for Arrancar coffee and discuss theories about- ''(Yammy punches her)'' -well -oh she's dead.\\
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** Also Aizen ordering Grimmjow to do mundane things like go to the human world and bring him Chinese food. Given how much Aizen liked messing with him earlier, that's probably something he'd do just to annoy him.
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* Drugged up Yammy after he gets his arm reattached.
--> '''Ulquiorra''': Has your surgery gone well, Yammy? How do you feel?\\
'''Yammy''': Like bacon sandwich ou'ah 'cause I'm a pancake flying through a train station at nine o'clock!\\
'''Ulquiorra''': ...you're drugged aren't you?\\
'''Yammy''': In a balloon!\\
'''Ulquiorra''': You've done good work, Doctor Mayweather.\\
'''Mayweather''': It took 18 horse tranquilizers to get him to stop fidgeting. 26 to finally get him immobile.\\
'''Yammy''': I wanna go on a train.\\
'''Mayweather''': I have a cone he should probably be wearing.\\
'''Ulquiorra''': Your handiwork is exemplary. I myself am an admirer of the medical sciences. Perhaps someday you and I should meet for Arrancar coffee and discuss theories about- ''(Yammy punches her)'' -well she's dead.\\
'''Yammy''': I WANNA GO ON A TRAIN!\\
'''Ulquiorra''': Why must you break the things I love?\\
'''Yammy''': My heart is made of teabags!\\
'''Ulquiorra''': Well at least that's cleared up.
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'''Ichigo''': ''(so furious he moves via Sonido instead of Shunpo and strikes with his sword)'' I'LL KILL YOU YOU BASTARD!!\\

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'''Ichigo''': ''(so furious he moves via Sonido instead of Shunpo [[FlashStep Shunpo]] and strikes with his sword)'' I'LL KILL YOU YOU BASTARD!!\\
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* Ulquiorra provoking Ichigo into fighting him after spending a minute convincing him that they have no reason for such animosity.
--> '''Ulquiorra''': ...although I did capture Orihime.\\
'''Ichigo''': ''(so furious he moves via Sonido instead of Shunpo and strikes with his sword)'' I'LL KILL YOU YOU BASTARD!!\\
'''Ulquiorra''': Now it's justified.
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* When fighting Grand Fisher, Ichigo hears his mother's final thoughts. She's not very pleased about being dead.
--> '''Saido''': His mother must have recorded her final thoughts when she died. Let us hear her final words to her son.\\
'''Masaki''': Dead? Am I fucking dead?! I can't believe this! Wh- son of a bi- I ju- I'm just trying to save a kid and- the river and- god damn it! FUCK! SHITHEAD! ''(fades)''\\
'''Kon''': ...huh.\\
'''Saido''': That was enlightening.
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* Chad's quirkiness is too much even for the usually unflappable Ulquiorra to handle.
--> '''Chad''': ''(after saving Tatsuki from a kick from Yammy)'' Not today, foot! Great spirits from the world beyond, praise be to you! I am Chad, the conduit for your brother god Malsumis! In the name of my ancestors I implore you not to lay waste to this world!\\
'''Yammy''': ''(confused)'' ...Ulquiorra?\\
'''Ulquiorra''': ''(unnerved)'' Don't look at me, Yammy.
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* When Rukia pulls out Ichigo's soul from his body to fight a hollow, the other students watching are understandably a bit disturbed.
--> '''Ikkaku''': [[RefugeInAudacity He's dead, we killed him]]. Go tell everyone!
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* Renji doing that thing he does with [First name] [rapid-fire summary of them] [Last name] makes him sound ridiculous when he's meant to be undercover as a new student.
--> '''Renji''': Hello Ichigo Fellow-Student-Who-We-Are-Also Kurosaki. We're here as new students who have never met you. Nice to meet you, what's your name?
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--> '''Gin''': That part of Las Noches is where we keep the silly Arrancar. Like not "Ha ha, that one has a bowtie!" silly, like "Oops! I slipped onto my enemy's sword, clumsy me! Guess I'll get replaced in the Espada now!" silly. That's where we stuck Grimmjow when he was [[AnArmAndALeg forcefully left-handed]].\\

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--> '''Gin''': That part of Las Noches is where we keep the silly Arrancar. Like not "Ha ha, that one has a bowtie!" silly, like "Oops! I slipped onto my enemy's sword, clumsy me! Guess I'll get replaced in the Espada now!" silly. That's where we stuck Grimmjow when he was [[AnArmAndALeg forcefully forcibly left-handed]].\\
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* Gin's assessment of the Privaron Espada.
--> '''Gin''': That part of Las Noches is where we keep the silly Arrancar. Like not "Ha ha, that one has a bowtie!" silly, like "Oops! I slipped onto my enemy's sword, clumsy me! Guess I'll get replaced in the Espada now!" silly. That's where we stuck Grimmjow when he was [[AnArmAndALeg forcefully left-handed]].\\
'''Kaname''': I see.\\
'''Gin''': [[BlindSeer You don't though!]]

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