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* Uryu drops all pretenses and calls Seele Schneider what it is.
-->'''Uryu''': It's a god-damn lightsaber!
* Quincies only use arrows... supposedly.

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* Grand Fisher believes taunting Ichigo about his mother would break his spirit... only to end up getting beaten up offscreen while other characters comment on how stupid that was.


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* Renji's attempt at a BadassBoast against Yylfordt:
-->'''Renji:''' I am Abarai Renji. A lieutenant of the 13 Court Guard Squads. Victor against opponents such as-- ''({{beat}})'' I'M A FAILURE!\\
'''Yylfordt:''' Wait, what?\\
'''Renji:''' Are we counting the [[{{Filler}} Bount Arc]]? NO, OF COURSE NOT, WHY WOULD WE?\\
'''Yylfordt:''' What's happening?\\
'''Renji:''' What's your name?!\\
'''Yylfordt:''' ''(as Zabimaru grabs him)'' AHH, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!\\
'''Renji:''' WHAT'S YOUR NAME?! I NEED TO KNOW YOUR NAME!\\
'''Yylfordt:''' Yylfordt Granz!\\
'''Renji:''' You have to die! I'LL REMEMBER YOU PROPERLY, FORD FIESTA! ''(blasts him Hikotsu Taihō)''\\
'''Yylfordt:''' WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOOOON?! ''(gets vaporized)''\\
'''Renji:''' Renji Abarai. Victor against such opponents as Ford Fiesta!
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* Chad's first encounter with a Hollow has him confusing it with/identifying it as Malsumis, the Abenaki chaos god. His explanation for it goes as such:
-->'''Chad:''' Imagine you go to a party and there's cheesecake. You cut the cheesecake and take a bite, only to realize it is filled with bees. That is what Malsumis is like.\\
'''Rukia:''' You ''might'' want to re-evaluate the situati--\\
'''Chad:''' And then someone comes up, and they're like, "I have bee poison". They put it in the cake and kill the bees. But then it's poisonous. Then they say, "I also have bee antidote. It will make it safe, but some bees will live." So now you have a cake with bees that may or may not sting you. This is also Malsumis.\\
'''Ichigo:''' Neat. I respect your cultural identity.
* Grand Fisher
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* Ashido's FillerArc happens offscreen between episodes 25 and 26, and in that time, he apparently becomes close with everyone. After his HeroicSacrifice, Renji, of all people, is the one who points out that they have no idea who he was and that they'll never mention him again.

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* Ashido's FillerArc happens offscreen between episodes 25 and 26, and in that time, he apparently becomes close with everyone. After his HeroicSacrifice, Renji, of all people, is the one who points out that they have no idea who he was and that they'll never mention him again. It's especially hilarious if you're binge-watching the episodes; many a viewer admitted they were tricked into thinking that they skipped an episode by accident.


** Kenpachi breaks Komamura's armor, and realizes [[PettingZooPeople why]] he's only been barking.

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** Kenpachi breaks Komamura's armor, and realizes [[PettingZooPeople why]] why he's only been barking.
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** Speaking of Renji, Aizen learns that Szayel holds a grudge against him, and is under the impression that he's a powerful warrior. Aizen can't hide his disappointment.

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** Speaking of Renji, Aizen learns that Szayel holds a grudge against him, him for killing his brother ([[AdaptationalHeroism unlike canon]]), and is under the impression that he's a powerful warrior. Aizen can't hide his disappointment.
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* When Orihime notes everyone in Hueco Mundo seems so mean, Ulquiorra lists off some nice people, getting [[BrilliantButLazy Starrk]] and [[AMotherToHerMen Harribel]] before admitting she's right about how everyone else is pretty much a dick ([[SelfDeprecation including most likely himself]]).

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* Ashido's FillerArc happens offscreen between episodes 25 and 26, and in that time, he apparently becomes close with everyone. After his HeroicSacrifice, Renji, of all people, is the one who points out that they have no idea who he was and that they'll never mention him again.
** Speaking of Renji, Aizen learns that Szayel holds a grudge against him, and is under the impression that he's a powerful warrior. Aizen can't hide his disappointment.
*** And speaking of Aizen, his usual [[MagnificentBastard magnificence]] takes a hit when it turns out he has no idea who Chad and Ishida are, and tries to save face.
* [[LatinLover Dordoni]] is somehow the only Spanish character in the entire Spanish themed world of Hueco Mundo. His nickname for Ichigo is "El Zanahoria" (the carrot), which he inexplicably mispronounces (the h is supposed to be silent).

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--->'''Hitsugaya''': Merry Christmas!! Hisagi, I've brought you death!!

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--->'''Hitsugaya''': Merry Christmas!! Hisagi, Christmas, Hisagi! I've brought you death!!DEEEEEAATH!


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* We get a glimpse into what drives Kisuke when he starts sleep talking.
-->'''Kisuke:''' Zzz... gotta prove... I'm better than Aizen... zzz...

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* The first episode is one long ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' parody, with Ichigo from the future telling his kids the story on how he saved Orihime.

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* The first episode season is set up to be one long ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' parody, with Ichigo from the future telling his kids the story on how he saved Orihime.


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* Everything Nel says is a riot.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Just to be clear... do you work for Aizen? Uhh... Josh Groban, I mean?
-->'''Nel:''' ''(gasps)'' You're here to smash big ol' J. Grobo off his marble sitting throne?!
-->'''Dondochakka:''' That's our best friend court's secret mega mission!
-->'''Ichigo:''' What were you guys gonna do against [[StoryBreakerPower Josh Groban]]?
-->'''Nel:''' Same things we used to do to everyone we bump into! We challenge them to play tag against us, and when we tag 'em 'cuz we has more people, we win! It's super fun. Then we eats 'em!
-->'''Ishida:''' I'm sorry?
-->'''Nel:''' We play tag, then we eats 'em. It's a jungle out here!
-->'''Pesche:''' Survival of the fittest to tag!

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-->'''Renji:''' Josh "the-joke-is-that-you're-not-Aizen" Groban. can I talk to you?

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-->'''Renji:''' Josh "the-joke-is-that-you're-not-Aizen" Groban. Groban, can I talk to you?


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** When White interrupts Ichigo's thoughts with his own commentary, Future!Ichigo pauses in his story to admit that, no, White is not going to go away anytime soon.
-->'''Future!Ichigo:''' Kids, I'd like to tell you that the voices in my head stopped one day. They never did. Sometimes, you just gotta buckle down and accept your situation for what it is, head-demons and all.

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** Aizen is also the one responsible for Tosen's incomprehensible speech. But since he, Gin, and Tosen are similarly exempt from Kyoka Suigetsu, this means that Aizen and Gin pretend to not understand Tosen to keep the joke going.

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** Aizen is also the one responsible for Tosen's Tōsen's incomprehensible speech. But since he, Gin, and Tosen Tōsen are similarly exempt from Kyoka Suigetsu, this means that Aizen and Gin pretend to not understand Tosen Tōsen to keep the joke going.going.
*** Ichigo can also understand Tōsen, much to the latter's surprise.
--->'''Tōsen:''' ''(to Grimmjow)'' Hhlordaizendidnotorderthisreturntolasnochesimmediately.
--->'''Grimmjow:''' ...Something... about nachos?
--->'''Ichigo:''' You should listen to him!
--->'''Tōsen:''' Wait. You understand me?
--->'''Ichigo:''' Yeah? Can't other people?
--->'''Tōsen:''' Hmm. Weird.\\
''(one episode later)''
--->'''Tōsen:''' Lordaizen, Imustaskyousomething.
--->'''Aizen:''' Ask me what, Tōsen? Who I am repeating for no particular reason.
--->'''Tōsen:''' Hhwhycouldichigounderstandmewhenispeak?
--->'''Aizen:''' Why could Ichigo understand you? Why, my dear Tōsen, I hear the new generation is more in touch with their spiritual side. He probably understood your feelings. [[INeedToGoIronMyDog Oh look at my wrist all of a sudden! It's time to leave the room.]]


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* After Grimmjow gets demoted, Aizen makes it a point to rub that fact into his face. Grimmjow obviously hates being trolled by someone he can't just beat into submission.
-->'''Aizen:''' Just to be clear. Espadas ten and six. [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Also Grimmjow.]] Grimmjow and two Espadas.
-->'''Grimmjow:''' ''(seething)'' Understood, sir.
-->'''Aizen:''' ''(chuckles)'' Yes, Grimmjow, hmm. And two Espadas. Ten and six.
** It's not just Aizen:
-->'''Ulquiorra:''' Your friends are falling, one by one, to the Espada (and also Grimmjow), who we sent into the city.
-->'''Orihime:''' Why would the Espada (and Grimmjow) do this?!
* Speaking of Grimmjow, once he gets his arm back, he kills Luppi like in canon. ''Unlike'' in canon, he asks Orihime to bring him back, so he can kill him again. [[CrossesTheLineTwice And again.]] And again, for a total of four times.

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* Ulquiorra gives Aizen the ''abridged'' memories of what happened when he and Yammy went to the human world. Aizen complains on how the abridged memories [[SelfDeprecation make the events and characters seem more absurd than they were originally]], and how [[TalkingToHimself many people end up sounding like the same guy]]. The he notes that some memories are missing, and [[TakeThatAudience demands them back]]. Ulquiorra exasperatedly notes that some memories have been [[ScrewedByTheLawyers blocked]], one in five to be exact.
-->'''Aizen:''' The twelfth memory is blocked ''only'' in Germany.
-->'''Ulquiorra:''' I still haven't figured that one out. I'm working on it.



-->'''Hitsugaya''': Kira, you shithead!! Last time I saw you, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero you were helping genocide the central command chamber!!]] [[UnwittingPawn You got played like a fiddle]], while he almost murdered Momo(Hinamori)!!

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-->'''Hitsugaya''': Kira, you shithead!! Last time I saw you, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero you were helping genocide Gin escape the central command chamber!!]] chamber!]] [[UnwittingPawn You got played like a fiddle]], while he almost murdered Momo(Hinamori)!!Momo!



-->'''Hitsugaya''': And don't even get me started on you! How's big buddy Tousen treating you there, Hisagi? [[SarcasmMode Man, you're one stellar judge of character. Better listen to the guy who's so committed to the cause, that he wouldn't even use his shikai against Yumichika cus he's such a freaking hippie!!]]

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-->'''Hitsugaya''': And don't even get me started on you! How's big buddy Tousen treating you there, Hisagi? [[SarcasmMode Man, you're one stellar judge of character. Better listen to the guy who's so committed to the cause, that he wouldn't even use his shikai against Yumichika cus he's such a freaking hippie!!]]hippie!]]



** Bakudo 62(Hundred Steps Fence) is called in here '''''Olympic Pole Barrage'''''.

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** Bakudo 62(Hundred 62 (Hundred Steps Fence) is called in here '''''Olympic Pole Barrage'''''.
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-->'''Tōsen:''' Hhhfactamatterisimustgo. Hhhcmmirabecauseifidont. JUSTICEwillneverbeathome.

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-->'''Tōsen:''' Hhhfactamatterisimustgo. Hhhcmmirabecauseifidont. JUSTICEwillneverbeathome.[=JUSTICEwillneverbeathome=].

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* Komamura and Tōsen debut, and are both TheUnintelligible. The former just barks and howls, the latter mumbles incoherently. Kenpachi becomes extremely frustrated while fighting them for this reason.
** Tōsen unleashes his Bankai, and starts speaking normally, but Kenpachi's senses are muted, meaning it's pointless. Not that that stops Tōsen from talking.
-->'''Kenpachi:''' You're not monologuing to yourself, are you? I feel like you are...
** Kenpachi breaks Komamura's armor, and realizes [[PettingZooPeople why]] he's only been barking.
-->'''Kenpachi:''' ''(deadpan)'' I'm not sure what I was expecting.
** Turns out Komamura ''can'' talk, much to Aizen's surprise. But even he can't understand Tōsen's mumbling.
-->'''Komamura:''' Tōsen! Explain yourself! Why are you going with the Josh Groban?!
-->'''Aizen:''' Woah, hey, he can talk? Mind ''blown''.
-->'''Tōsen:''' Hhhfactamatterisimustgo. Hhhcmmirabecauseifidont. JUSTICEwillneverbeathome.
-->'''Komamura:''' I DON'T UNDERSTAND! LIKE, I ''REALLY'' DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU ANYMORE!



* Aizen's OrcusOnHisThrone behavior has made him even more bored than ever. To relieve his boredom, he's having the Espada call him by different titles. Ulquiorra is to call him "Lord Smash Master Groban" at the beginning of the episode, and "Lord Joshington III, Slayer of the Silk Minotaur", which he does [[TheComicallySerious without a hint of irony]].

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* Aizen's OrcusOnHisThrone behavior has made him even more bored than ever. To relieve his boredom, he's having the Espada call him by different titles. Ulquiorra is to call him "Lord Smash Master Groban" at the beginning of the episode, and "Lord Joshington III, Slayer of the Silk Minotaur", Minotaur" at the end, which he does [[TheComicallySerious without a hint of irony]].
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* Aizen's OrcusOnHisThrone behavior has made him even more bored than ever. To relieve his boredom, he's having the Espada call him by different titles. Ulquiorra is to call him "Lord Smash Master Groban" at the beginning of the episode, and "Lord Joshington III, Slayer of the Silk Minotaur", which he does [[TheComicallySerious without a hint of irony]].

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[[folder:Memories of Nobody]]
* Graveyards: Natures Google+. [[TakeThat Everyone's there, but no one's alive.]]
* Ichigo calls Kisuke for an update on the situation. Kisuke responds with what Aizen must be doing with the Hogyoku, rather than information about the Blanks.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Kisuke, get with this! I'm on about the Blanks right now; Aizen doesn't matter this week.
-->''(Kisuke hangs up in disgust)''
-->'''Ichigo:''' Everybody's rude today!
* In a BlackComedy sense, Ichigo and Rukia lose their memories of Senna while in the middle of mourning her, and go right back to bickering.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Even if I forget her, right now, I still remember. Her voice is still there... Rukia... that dress looks like an ''eggplant'', it's ridiculous! Also, graveyards?! What's up with that, why are we here?
-->'''Rukia:''' A Hollow must've LURED US HERE!
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* Aizen uses his Shikai to troll people even when not present by causing everyone who says his real name to be replaced with "Josh Groban". Ichigo is the only one who notices, being one of the few to not be affected by Kyoka Suigetsu. It even effects the Vizard.
** Aizen is also the one responsible for Tosen's incomprehensible speech. But since he, Gin, and Tosen are similarly exempt from Kyoka Suigetsu, this means that Aizen and Gin pretend to not understand Tosen to keep the joke going.
* Ichigo's inner Hollow makes him face illusions of past opponents to make a point. One of them, however, is not your classic example of this trope.
-->'''Apparition of Byakuya:''' I am the Spirit of Battles Won, the Fear of Being Powerless in the Face of Danger.
-->'''Apparition of Kariya:''' I am the Spirit of Battles Never Fought, the Fear of the Unknown.
-->'''Apparition of Kenpachi:''' I am the Spirit of Battles With [[MemeticBadass KENPACHI]]! The Fear of KENPACHI!!!
** The conversation with Kariya is also funny, because the [[{{Filler}} Bount Arc]] [[CanonDiscontinuity was skipped]]. And it turns out White meant to show him Aizen.
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* After Rangiku explains that Hitsugaya hates Christmas / his birthday because something bad happened on it that no one knows about, Renji has a thought:
-->'''Renji:''' Rangiku, is Toshiro Jesus?
-->'''Rangiku:''' No Renji. He's not.
-->'''Renji:''' Just checking.



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* Graveyards: Natures Google+. [[TakeThat Everyone's there, but no one's alive.]]
* Ichigo calls Kisuke for an update on the situation. Kisuke responds with what Aizen must be doing with the Hogyoku, rather than information about the Blanks.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Kisuke, get with this! I'm on about the Blanks right now; Aizen doesn't matter this week.
-->''(Kisuke hangs up in disgust)''
-->'''Ichigo:''' Everybody's rude today!
* In a BlackComedy sense, Ichigo and Rukia lose their memories of Senna while in the middle of mourning her, and go right back to bickering.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Even if I forget her, right now, I still remember. Her voice is still there... Rukia... that dress looks like an ''eggplant'', it's ridiculous! Also, graveyards?! What's up with that, why are we here?
-->'''Rukia:''' A Hollow must've LURED US HERE!
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* Aizen uses his Shikai to troll people even when not present by causing everyone who says his real name to be replaced with "Josh Groban". Ichigo is the only one who notices, being one of the few to not be affected by Kyoka Suigetsu. It even effects the Vizard.
** Aizen is also the one responsible for Tosen's incomprehensible speech. But since he, Gin, and Tosen are similarly exempt from Kyoka Suigetsu, this means that Aizen and Gin pretend to not understand Tosen to keep the joke going.
* Ichigo's inner Hollow makes him face illusions of past opponents to make a point. One of them, however, is not your classic example of this trope.
-->'''Apparition of Byakuya:''' I am the Spirit of Battles Won, the Fear of Being Powerless in the Face of Danger.
-->'''Apparition of Kariya:''' I am the Spirit of Battles Never Fought, the Fear of the Unknown.
-->'''Apparition of Kenpachi:''' I am the Spirit of Battles With [[MemeticBadass KENPACHI]]! The Fear of KENPACHI!!!
** The conversation with Kariya is also funny, because the [[{{Filler}} Bount Arc]] [[CanonDiscontinuity was skipped]]. And it turns out White meant to show him Aizen.

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[[folder:Memories of Nobody]]
* Graveyards: Natures Google+. [[TakeThat Everyone's there, but no one's alive.]]
* Ichigo calls Kisuke for an update on the situation. Kisuke responds with what Aizen must be doing with the Hogyoku, rather than information about the Blanks.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Kisuke, get with this! I'm on about the Blanks right now; Aizen doesn't matter this week.
-->''(Kisuke hangs up in disgust)''
-->'''Ichigo:''' Everybody's rude today!
* In a BlackComedy sense, Ichigo and Rukia lose their memories of Senna while in the middle of mourning her, and go right back to bickering.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Even if I forget her, right now, I still remember. Her voice is still there... Rukia... that dress looks like an ''eggplant'', it's ridiculous! Also, graveyards?! What's up with that, why are we here?
-->'''Rukia:''' A Hollow must've LURED US HERE!
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* Aizen uses his Shikai to troll people even when not present by causing everyone who says his real name to be replaced The first episode is one long ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' parody, with "Josh Groban". Ichigo is the only one who notices, being one of the few to not be affected by Kyoka Suigetsu. It even effects the Vizard.
** Aizen is also the one responsible for Tosen's incomprehensible speech. But since he, Gin, and Tosen are similarly exempt
from Kyoka Suigetsu, this means that Aizen and Gin pretend to not understand Tosen to keep the joke going.
* Ichigo's inner Hollow makes him face illusions of past opponents to make a point. One of them, however, is not your classic example of this trope.
-->'''Apparition of Byakuya:''' I am
future telling his kids the Spirit of Battles Won, the Fear of Being Powerless in the Face of Danger.
-->'''Apparition of Kariya:''' I am the Spirit of Battles Never Fought, the Fear of the Unknown.
-->'''Apparition of Kenpachi:''' I am the Spirit of Battles With [[MemeticBadass KENPACHI]]! The Fear of KENPACHI!!!
** The conversation with Kariya is also funny, because the [[{{Filler}} Bount Arc]] [[CanonDiscontinuity was skipped]]. And it turns out White meant to show him Aizen.
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* Rukia and Renji act like FilmNoir detectives as a joke... and Renji proceeds to keep doing it long after Rukia has stopped.
-->'''Renji:''' It was a dark night, a cold night, a dark, cold night; I was Renji. I'm a detective.

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* Renji puts on Hitsugaya's abandoned Captain's coat. After a brief second of enjoying the thought of Captain Renji, he realizes the coat still has blood all over it. And Rukia points out that what he's doing is illegal.



** During the fight, Kira realises that negotiations broke down and quickly asks Hisagi to apologise. Not only he refuses, Hisagi keeps pressing the button when he proceeds to lampshade Hitsugaya's tendency to inflict FriendlyFire. Hitsugaya's response?

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** During the fight, Kira realises that negotiations broke down and quickly asks Hisagi to apologise.apologize. Not only he refuses, Hisagi keeps pressing the button when he proceeds to lampshade Hitsugaya's tendency to inflict FriendlyFire. Hitsugaya's response?



** After failing to FlashStep to the side, Hitsugaya is considering surrendering...until [[TemptingFate Kira innocently states that it's not like anyone actually died from his friendly fire incidents.]] Cue Hitsugaya unleashing his '''''Bankai''''' on them.

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** After failing to FlashStep to the side, Hitsugaya is considering surrendering...until [[TemptingFate [[InnocentlyInsensitive Kira innocently states that it's not like anyone actually died from his friendly fire incidents.]] Cue Hitsugaya unleashing his '''''Bankai''''' on them.
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* Ichigo calls Kisuke for an update on the situation. Kisuke responds with what Aizen must be doing with the Hogyoku, rather than information about the Blanks.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Kisuke, get with this! I'm on about the Blanks right now; Aizen doesn't matter this week.
-->''(Kisuke hangs up in disgust)''
-->'''Ichigo:''' Everybody's rude today!



-->'''Ichigo:''' Even if I forget her, right now, I still remember. Her voice is still there... Rukia... that dress looks like an ''eggplant'', it's ridiculous! Also, graveyards?! What's up with that, why are we here?
-->'''Rukia:''' A Hollow must've LURED US HERE!



* Aizen uses his Shikai to troll people even when not present by causing everyone who says his real name to be replaced with "Josh Groban". Ichigo is the only one who notices, being the only one not effected by Kyoka Suigetsu. It even effects the Vizard.

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* Aizen uses his Shikai to troll people even when not present by causing everyone who says his real name to be replaced with "Josh Groban". Ichigo is the only one who notices, being one of the only one few to not effected be affected by Kyoka Suigetsu. It even effects the Vizard.


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* Ichigo repeatedly claims he's non-union whenever Rukia reminds him he's a Soul Reaper. He justifies it by pointing out he isn't getting paid for Soul Reaping.
* Ishida makes his debut... and is revealed to be a MotorMouth ConspiracyTheorist.
-->'''Ichigo:''' You're holding a giant spirit bow, telling me Hollows are robots created by the American government, before America even existed.
* Episode 1: Ichigo promises Rukia chocolate in exchange for being told about what the heck she is. Episode 5: Rukia lists the chocolate as she didn't get in the four months she lived in Ichigo's closet as one of her grieviances.




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* Aizen's debut:
-->'''Renji:''' Josh "the-joke-is-that-you're-not-Aizen" Groban. can I talk to you?
-->'''Aizen:''' Yes, [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain I'm not evil]], what do you need?
* The final BrickJoke relating to the chocolate, as Ichigo catches up to Rukia in Soul Society.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Rukia... I brought you this.
-->'''Rukia:''' That's a picture of Josh Groban.
-->'''Ichigo:''' Is it? Uhh, wait, wait, chocolate bar!
-->'''Rukia:''' I don't want it!
-->'''Ichigo:''' [[FlatWhat Nani]]?
-->'''Rukia:''' I'm resigned to my death, I don't want you to save me, you idiot! Why would I want to go back to closet land?!
-->'''Ichigo:''' Now you look here: I almost became a Hollow, I fought Kisuke for ten days, I beat Renji, the big stupid at the gate, GOT SHOT OUT OF A CANNON, AND BEAT ''KENPACHI'' TO GET HERE!
-->'''Rukia:''' You beat Kenpachi?
-->'''Ichigo:''' YES. I BEAT MR. BROKEN GAME MECHANICS! So you're going to shut up, and let me rescue you! I'm in no mood for attitude!
-->'''Rukia:''' We've been trying to kill Kenpachi for ''ages''.






* In a BlackComedy sense, Ichigo and Rukia lose their memories Senna while in the middle of mourning her, and go right back to bickering.

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* Ichigo's inner Hollow makes him face illusions of past opponents to make a point. One of them, however, is not your classic example of this trope.
-->'''Apparition of Byakuya:''' I am the Spirit of Battles Won, the Fear of Being Powerless in the Face of Danger.
-->'''Apparition of Kariya:''' I am the Spirit of Battles Never Fought, the Fear of the Unknown.
-->'''Apparition of Kenpachi:''' I am the Spirit of Battles With [[MemeticBadass KENPACHI]]! The Fear of KENPACHI!!!

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* In a BlackComedy sense, Ichigo and Rukia lose their memories Senna while in the middle of mourning her, and go right back to bickering.
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-->'''Hisagi''': Correct me if I'm wrong captain. [[BerserkButton Wouldn't the worst critical thinker in Soul Society be Momo?]]

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-->'''Hisagi''': Correct me if I'm wrong captain. [[BerserkButton Wouldn't the worst critical thinker in Soul Society be Momo?]]Momo?
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[[folder:Season Two: Soul Society]]

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[[folder:Season Two]]Three: Protect Karakura]]
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* Aizen uses his Shikai to troll people even when not present by causing everyone who says his real name to be replaced with "Josh Groban". Ichigo is the only one who notices, being the only one not effected by Kyoka Suigetsu. It even effects the Vizard.
** Aizen is also the one responsible for Tosen's incomprehensible speech. But since he, Gin, and Tosen are similarly exempt from Kyoka Suigetsu, this means that Aizen and Gin pretend to not understand Tosen to keep the joke going.
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-->'''Hitsugaya''': I don't know why [[LampshadeHanging Soul Society would send the worst two lieutenants with the worst history of critical thinking after me]] but I'm not going back.

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-->'''Hitsugaya''': I don't know why [[LampshadeHanging Soul Society would send the worst two lieutenants with the worst history of critical thinking after me]] but I'm not going back.



** Bakudo 62 is called '''''Olympic Pole Barrage'''''.
** After failing to FlashStep to the side, Hitsugaya is considering surrendering...until [[TemptingFate Kira innocently states that it's not like anyone actually died from his friendly fire incidents.]] Cue Hitsugaya unleashing his Bankai on them.

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** Bakudo 62 62(Hundred Steps Fence) is called in here '''''Olympic Pole Barrage'''''.
** After failing to FlashStep to the side, Hitsugaya is considering surrendering...until [[TemptingFate Kira innocently states that it's not like anyone actually died from his friendly fire incidents.]] Cue Hitsugaya unleashing his Bankai '''''Bankai''''' on them.
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* The preview uses the scene where Kira and Hisagi go to the human world to arrest Hitsugaya. Let's just say the entire conversation breaks down very quickly...

-->'''Hisagi''': Captain Hitsugaya, we're here to escort you back to the Sereitei. Please-
-->'''Hitugaya''': [[SarcasmMode Escort? Oh yeah! I'm sure all these soldiers are here to carry my stuff for me!]]
-->'''Hisagi''': They're insurance.
-->'''Hitsugaya''': Against what?
-->'''Kira''': C'mon captain, you know how you can be...you know...
-->'''Hitsugaya''': Kira, you shithead!! Last time I saw you, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero you were helping genocide the central command chamber!!]] [[UnwittingPawn You got played like a fiddle]], while he almost murdered Momo(Hinamori)!!
-->'''Hisagi''': This isn't the time to bring up Momo.
-->'''Hitsugaya''': And don't even get me started on you! How's big buddy Tousen treating you there, Hisagi? [[SarcasmMode Man, you're one stellar judge of character. Better listen to the guy who's so committed to the cause, that he wouldn't even use his shikai against Yumichika cus he's such a freaking hippie!!]]
-->'''Kira''': Ouch.
-->'''Hitsugaya''': I don't know why [[LampshadeHanging Soul Society would send the worst two lieutenants with the worst history of critical thinking after me]] but I'm not going back.
-->'''Hisagi''': Correct me if I'm wrong captain. [[BerserkButton Wouldn't the worst critical thinker in Soul Society be Momo?]]
-->'''Hitsugaya''': (''comes out'') [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Them's fighting words.]]
-->(''cue fight'')
** During the fight, Kira realises that negotiations broke down and quickly asks Hisagi to apologise. Not only he refuses, Hisagi keeps pressing the button when he proceeds to lampshade Hitsugaya's tendency to inflict FriendlyFire. Hitsugaya's response?
--->'''Hitsugaya''': Merry Christmas!! Hisagi, I've brought you death!!
** Bakudo 62 is called '''''Olympic Pole Barrage'''''.
** After failing to FlashStep to the side, Hitsugaya is considering surrendering...until [[TemptingFate Kira innocently states that it's not like anyone actually died from his friendly fire incidents.]] Cue Hitsugaya unleashing his Bankai on them.

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