History Funny / BeautyAndTheBeast2017

* The Beast angrily shoves his plates aside like a spoiled child upon finding out that Lumière is making dinner for Belle, right after he sees an extra place set at the table.

** After that, Gaston tries to get Belle to invite him over for dinner. When he asks her if she's busy and that's why he can't join her for dinner, she replies with a curt "No" and walks away. The best part is Gaston's confused look ( as though wondering "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint So what's the excuse for not going out with me]]?") just as she walks away with a look saying "I am so done".

--->'''Mrs. Potts:''' Grandmother?! ATTACK!

** She looked like she was waiting for him to leave as to avoid being judged. So when he left, she just giggled and nearly looked like she was gonna act like a 5-year-old in a candy store.

--> '''[=LeFou=]:''' ''[accidentally fires Gaston's rifle and kills cow]'' I really hope that cow was old.\\

** Even better when you notice the painting behind [=LeFou=] has Gaston's name clearly spelled out for the world to see (but since he's illiterate, he can't read).

** [=LeFou=] ends up dancing with Gaston to the point [[HoYay he's being held by his crush.]] Gaston is confused, and when [=LeFou=] asks if it was too much, Gaston responds with a [[BluntYes "yup!"]]

* In a deleted scene, the cook/stove covers the Gaston girls in treacle and flour!

-->'''Mrs. Potts:''' Tell her how you feel! Because if you don't, you'll be drinking ''cold tea'' for the rest of your life!

--->'''Lumière:''' To the East Wing, or as I like to call it, the ''only'' wing!

--> '''Beast:''' ''(after knocking on Belle's door)'' You will join me for dinner! That's not a request.

-->'''Belle:''' [[DefiantCaptive I’d starve before I’d ever eat with you!]]
-->'''Beast:''' WELL, [[{{Foreshadowing}} BE MY GUEST!]] Go ahead and starve!

-->'''Lumiere:''' Tasteful, understated ... I love it.

-->'''Beast''': Well, all that heartache and pining and... So many better things to read.
-->'''Belle''': Like what?!
-->'''Beast''': (''taking her to his library'') Well... there are things in here you could start with.

-->'''Beast''': Are you alright?

-->'''[=LeFou=]''': (''straining'') Gaston...help!\\

-->'''Garderobe:''' Pretty little boys!

--> '''[=LeFou=]:''' But she's so well-read, and you're so.... ''athletically inclined''...

** It's even funnier if you imagine [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Olaf]] saying it.

* During "Something There" Belle throws a snowball at Beast. This time he actually manages to retaliate; she [[OhCrap barely has time to react]] before his ''big'' snowball hits her full in the face and knocks her to the ground.

* Madame Garderobe's "attempt" at dressing Belle for the first time culminating in RummageSaleReject, complete with a puffy French wig. Like in the original, she opens up her drawers only for moths to pop out--but the film pushes the pun further by having her open her ''bottom'' drawer.

* Though she is creepy looking, Garderobe is certainly a LargeHam with her opera screaming, and the way she calls her dog who is now a piano stool is also funny.

-->'''Lumière:''' Mmmm, I have no tastebuds but I can tell this is exquisite!

* While [[spoiler: following Maurice to the Beast's castle]], Gaston is losing his patience. So [=LeFou=] placates Gaston by bringing up his [[NightmareFetishist happy thoughts]], which solidly CrossesTheLineTwice... or possibly thrice. Gaston being boorish enough to find the first two to be happy thoughts is darkly funny enough, but the last one pushes the joke so far over the top it becomes ''hilarious''.

*** All the while, Maurice tries to reenact [[spoiler: how he found the trail to the Beast's castle the first time.]] As if it's not funny enough that Creator/KevinKline is making lightning and tree-toppling noises! Topped off with Gaston's expression, as though he's indeed having second thoughts.

* The Beast's facial expressions when talking about how he doesn't like ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'', complete with him sticking his tongue out. The look on Belle's face is just as hilarious as she probably had ''some'' ideas as to where the conversation was headed, her taste in literature however had ''not'' been one of them.

** Also, after finding the castle's fireplace to warm himself, he [[NotSoAboveItAll warms his backside]]. This also doubles as a ShoutOut to the opening scene of ''{{Disney/Pinocchio}}'', where Jiminy Cricket does the same thing right after entering Geppetto's house.

*** Even funnier? There ''is no cow'' in the background of that scene... so just ''what'' did Le Fou hit? And why did it make that noise if it ''isn't'' a cow?

** Maestro Cadenza is fighting off the villagers when the extremely unpleasant Clothilde shouts to "silence that harpsichord!" But the thing is, that harpsichord happens to be Madame de Garderobe's ''husband.'' And that precise moment is the first time they've seen each other in decades. And the good Madame is NOT about to [[ViolentlyProtectiveWife let anyone lay a finger on her beloved.]] Cue her climbing on the banister, leaping down, and ''pile-driving Clothilde into submission.'' And she does it all while [[IncomingHam singing like a true opera diva.]]

*** Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming seeing The Beast's concern for her.

* The iconic dance scene happens because the Beast jokingly suggests that he and Belle have a ball. "I never imagined she'd actually say yes!"

** After that, Gaston tries to get Belle to invite him over for dinner. When he asks her if she's busy and that's why he can't join her for dinner, she replies with a curt "No" and walks away. The best part is Gaston's confused look as she walks away with a look saying "I am so done".

* From ''Jimmy Kimmel Live'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOIjdzw_x0 Yehya's review]] of "the Disney movie, Beauter In Dat Best".

-->'''Beast:''' WELL, BE MY GUEST! Go ahead and starve!

** Even better when you notice the painting behind [=LeFou=] has Gaston's name clearly spelled out for the world to see.

--->'''Cadenza''': BELLISSIMA!

** Maestro Cadenza is fighting off the villagers when the extremely unpleasant Clothilde shouts to "silence that harpsichord!" But the thing is, that harpsichord happens to be Madame de Garderobe's ''husband.'' And that precise moment is the first time they've seen each other in decades. And the good Madame is NOT about to [[ViolentlyProtectiveWife anyone lay a finger on her beloved.]] Cue her climbing on the banister, leaping down, and ''pile-driving Clothilde into submission.'' And she does it all while [[IncomingHam singing like a true opera diva.]]

** Maestro Cadenza is prepared to fight off the villagers when the extremely unpleasant Clothilde shouts to "silence that harpsichord!" But the thing is, that harpsichord happens to be Madame de Garderobe's ''husband.'' And that precise moment is the first time they've seen each other in decades. And the good Madame is NOT about to [[ViolentlyProtectiveWife anyone lay a finger on her beloved.]] Cue her climbing on the banister, sliding down, and ''pile-driving Clothilde into submission.'' And she does it all while [[IncomingHam singing like a true opera diva.]]
--->'''Madame de Garderobe''': MAESTROOOOO!

** Cadenza joins the battle in earnest, and towards the end shoots his own piano keys at the villagers machine gun style. It leads to a brick joke later when he's human again, as he's now missing most of his teeth.
** Garderobe joins the fight and dresses up the three villagers who were about to go for Cogsworth in the same outrageously garish dresses she had initially dressed Belle in near the beginning of her stay. Two scream and run in horror, while the third (Stanley) actually likes how he looks and struts off. Garderobe happily tells him to be free and go work it!

** Garderobe also later declares that it's over, and everyone should get ready because "The fat lady is singing!" before she gives an operatic cry and ''piledrives'' the woman who has ordered other men to "silence that Harpsichord!" (Just so we're clear "that Harpsichord" should be read as "Garderobe's ''husband''".)

** Cogsworth takes a more active role in the battle this time around, ordering the "infantry" (a bunch of books) into the fray. When he's confronted by three goons from the asylum, he immediately retreats and insists he's just some old clock.