History Funny / Bayonetta3

--> '''Jeanne:'' Those distant, hear the sound... Those close by, see the spectacle... Evildoers, fear final justice, because the Platinum Knight has arrived to defend the weak and innocent! '''CUTIE J IS HERE!'''

* The Homunculi possessing the French military start a flash mob dance in what seems to be a nod to "Thriller" during the Paris section.
** They don't gain anything from it either, implying that Singularity ordered them to dance [[NotSoAboveItAll purely to take the piss out of Bayonetta.]]

* Viola as she escapes an area doesn't notice her butt is on fire until she takes a moment to catch her breath. When she notices this, she screams in agony and starts cartoonishly running towards the nearest body of water to put it out.

* Naive Angels mode. Aka some of the most hilarious 'attempts' at censorship you’ll ever see in a Platinum game. Highlights being the presented heart in the Deadly Sin ritual replaced with a tomato and Rodin’s cigar replaced with a donut which he still lights. Not to mention how inconsistent it is: Yes, Bayonetta no longer strips naked when summoning her demons and Madama Butterfly is more covered up, but everyone still swears like pirates and ''Queen'' Butterfly still wears little more than bra and panties.

* Easy to miss due to the sheer chaos of the action, but during the early Shibuya segment where Bayonetta chases after Iridescent using Gomorrah, in one segment she goes through a water canal. The funny part here is that Gomorrah is ''wearing motorboats as though they were skiing shoes''.

** Its Masquerade Rage starts off awesome with Bayonetta, in Masquerade form, using portal magic as she blitzes around the area running over all enemies in range. The finishing move however, has Bayonetta derail and crash before she quickly [[YouDidntSeeThat composes herself as if nothing happened]].

--> '''Enzo:''' Lowsy bums! ''[flicks radio off]'' Everybody's gettin' screwed today.

--> '''Jeanne:''' I've killed for less.

--> '''Jeanne:''' Ahh, Back to business.

** Its Masquerade Rage starts off awesome with Bayonetta, in Masquerade form, using portal magic as she blitzes around the area running over all enemies in range. The finishing move however, has Bayonetta derail and crash before she quickly composes herself as if nothing happened.

* Naive Angels mode. Aka some of the most hilarious attempts at censorship you’ll ever see in a Platinum game. Highlights being the presented heart in the Deadly Sin ritual replaced with a tomato and Rodin’s cigar replaced with a donut which he still lights.

* Bayonetta's reasoning to helping out Viola? It sounded better than being stuck playing solitaire in a "literal man cave".

** Its Masquerade Rage starts off awesome by Bayonetta, in Masquerade form, using portal magic as she blitzes around the area running over all enemies in range. The finishing move however, has Bayonetta derail and crash before she quickly composes herself as if nothing happened.

* Baal accepts a temporary contract with Bayonetta, and is so pleased she offers to sing her new mistress a song. Just as the frog demon stands up and prepares to serenade Bayonetta, the witch curtly cuts her off. Even funnier, Ball freezes on the spot as if contemplating what to do after Bayonetta shuts her up like that.

* Baal accepts a temporary contract with Bayonetta, and is so pleased she offers to sing her new mistress a song. Just as the frog demon stands up and prepares to serenade Bayonetta, the witch curtly cuts her off.

** Right before she starts singing, she even clears her throat ("Ahem"), showing that, like Queen Butterfly before her, she's definitely enjoying a real good time.

** Jeanne can also regain some health by going to the bathroom, which is also exclusive to the first two stealth missions.

** To regain some health, Jeanne can take a shower. However, a passing Homunculi can take notice and try to take a peek. Jeanne quickly drags them inside the shower and takes care of them.

** Even better? You get to control her while she runs. The cherry on top? If you avoid hitting any obstacles, you get an achievement for putting out the fire without hitting anything!

* Naive Angels mode. Aka some of the most hilarious attempts at censorship you’ll ever see in a Platinum game. Highlights being the presented heart in the Deadly Sun ritual replaced with a tomato and Rodin’s cigar replaced with a donut which he still lights.

* During the battle with the possessed Phantom Thief Rosa, she summons an Infernal Demon all her own. Which is... the Umbran Clock Tower. Yep, the same building that appears in both the other games in pieces now appears whole as a demon from Inferno. It's such an odd choice that the music completely stops as the camera just stares at for a moment before its entry in the Book of Infernal Demons appears, as if the game is saying "Er, yeah, your eyes don't deceive you".

* Barely avoiding incoming Homunculi attacks, Bayonetta manages to land gracefully while Cheshire and Viola fall to the ground on their faces (with Cheshire at least catching Viola in his paw).

** What makes it funnier is that Cheshire can be [[FunnyBackgroundEvent seen wandering around the bar]] before Rodin brings him to Viola’s attention.