History Funny / BaldursGateIII

* Normally, you're not supposed to be able to take equipped items from characters that are unconscious but still alive, but this does not apply to recruitable characters. Players attempting to recruit Minthara on a non-evil run will usually find this out the hard way by knocking her out, looting everything off of her, and then seeing her stark naked when she reappears in Act 2.

** Wyll appears and interrupts the others' good time, right when Astarion was about to have a nice drink as well. Said drink? The blood of Swen Vincke, dated 1972.
--->'''Astarion''': Oh, for fuck's sake! (Smashes the glass onto the ground and pouts)

** It's so cold that icicles hang off of Wyll's horns and Lae'zel's/Astarion's pointy ears. As the party and ersatz Santa Claus sit around the fire, poor anemic Astarion shivers in a blanket (even though he's already seated as close to Karlach as he could be, on her lap), while Shadowheart snuggles up to Karlach and basks in her warmth.

* The Temple of Bhaal has a lending Library, complete with a reminder to return anything removed. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even the God of Murder is against overdue books.]] It also makes Gale's remark about understanding murderous rage (when the Dark Urge tries to confess their Bhaal-induced gory instincts to him) because he lost out on a book not that wide of the mark!

* In Sharess' Caress, you can overhear the chef of the establishment getting irritated that someone had stolen cucumbers from his kitchen, ''again''.

'''Narrator:''' The mirror is not amused.\\
(The mirror then spits out a flaming sphere that chases the party and periodically explodes. The Narrator's tone is the icing on the cake as it comes across as the DM trying to run a serious campaign and being less-than-impressed with the player's shenanigans.)

* The Temple of Bhaal has a lending Library, complete with a reminder to return anything removed. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even the God of Murder is against overdue books.]]

* One of the items a player can find is 'The pointy Hat' which is... exactly what it sounds like, a stereotypical wizards hat. It grants the bonus of adding your intelligence modifier to any persuasion checks. Given that the only class that requires intelligence is a wizard it gives off the impression that it's not actually a magical item it just makes people trust your opinion more as a wizard cause you're dressed like one.

* In Sharess' Caress you can overhear the chef of the establishment getting irritated that someone had stolen cucumbers from his kitchen, ''again''.
* All cat owners can understand with Chef Roovers exasperation at the fact that the cats in the kitchen would rather nap than take care of the dozens of rats infesting his basement.

* For a bit of meta humor, and a ContinuityNod, one of Minsc's select quotes in battle references the differences between the turn based combat of this game with the real time based combat of the prior ones. Even funnier given that Minsc's new voice actor, Creator/MatthewMercer, has been running turn-based combat for his players on ''WebVideos/CriticalRole'' for nearly a decade at this point.

-->'''Rion:''' Forgive us Mother, we're just surprised you can still find your way home.
-->'''Player:''' This is a beautiful home. I figured Jaheira lived in a cave. Alone

-->'''Rion:''' Forgive us Mother, we're just surprised you can still find your way home.
-->'''Player:''' Mother? Jaheira these are your children?

** Rion will reveal they didn't evacuate as ordered as they figured Jaheira would save the day as she always does. She asks the player, since Jaheira just said they saved her, whether they are doomed. The responses go from "Not in this lifetime." to more moderate and honest assessments to "We're all gonna die". Picking the former leads to
-->'''Rion:''' See mother, a little positivity goes a long way.

* For a bit of meta humor, and a ContinuityNod, one of Minsc's select quotes in battle references the differences between the turn based combat of this game with the real time based combat of the prior ones.

* One of the dev notes had to specifically call out Neil Newbon for directly cranking up the {{ArousedByHisVoice}} aspects of Astarion's character:

*** Shadowheart notices the Dark Urge sitting off in the corner and asks who he is. The DU, shrugs as he knits his scarf with words like "KILL" and "DEATH" stitched into it.

** Gale eating a boot with an astral projection of himself for company; the astral projection is eating a sandwich made with the matching boot. We later see that him trying to walk through the snow wearing the chewed up boots.
** Wyll appears and interrupts the others' good time and right when Astarion was about to have a nice drink as well. Said drink? The blood of Swen Vincke, dated 1972.

** Lae'zel seemingly ignores this, as she can be heard licking it in the background moments later with Gale chiding her for it. Karlach then bites into the cord, which fries her, and Shadowheart can be seen healing her in the background.

-->'''Astarion:''' Sooo Lae'zel, things seem to be getting... serious, with you two. Do you have pet names for each other yet?

-->'''Astarion:''' ''Gods'' you have so much to learn! Repeat after me: honeymuffin, sweetiepie, sugarplum.

** Lae'zel seemingly ignores this as she can be heard licking it in the background moments later with Gale chiding her for it. And Karlach bites into the cord which fries her. Shadowheart can be seen healing her in the background.

** Wyll appears and interrupts the others good time and right when Astarion was about to have a nice drink as well. Said drink? The blood of Swen Vincke, dated 1972.

** Poor anemic Astarion shivering in a blanket (even though he's already seated as close to Karlach as he could be, on her lap), while Shadowheart snuggles up to Karlach and basks in her warmth.
** When the gang find and save ersatz Santa Claus, they are offered a goody from his bag of presents as a reward. Wyll ends up plucking out a saucy picture of Mizora, leaving him flustered and embarrassed.

** Poor anemic Astarion shivering in a blanket, while Shadowheart snuggles up to Karlach and basks in her warmth.

** When asked about Astarion, she claims that even after attaining freedom after being conveniently abducted by mind flayers, Astarion would never truly break free from Cazador's yoke so long as his sadistic master lives. And when asked if she's worried about him drinking her blood, she would chuckle at the idea before saying that the vampire spawn is wise enough to not make such an attempt on her.

* One of the dev notes had to specifically call out Neil Newbon for directly cranking up the ArousedByHisVoice aspects of Astarion's character: