History Funny / AzumangaDaioh

** [[TastesLikeDiabetes That other penguin.]] Dear ''God'', the cute. The '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YvAr0AR5Z0 cute!]]'''

** From the same episode, Tomo [[FreakOut going postal]] due to Yomi's string of good luck and rampaging through the cafeteria in an attempt to hit her with a tray, culminating with her getting wailed on by Yukari.

* "Because I like high school girls!"

*** Meanwhile, Osaka is in her own happy world in front of the kotatsu. "So nice...kotatsus are so nice..."

* And of course, the series as interpreted by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNdH9EJaqZM AMV]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRRW7WNVKbY Hell]]. The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9usLBxr5DI Euphoria Parody]]" segment probably counts as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} too.

* A scene from the manga which didn't make it into the anime: Tomo sees a freshly-painted wall and instinctively slaps her hand onto it. The look on her face is priceless as she realizes that, yes, doing that gets paint all over your hand.

* Sakaki's "Cat...paddle...? [{{squee}}]"
* Might as well put a link to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo8-HBAhaY Very Short Movie]] here, too. Chiyo's test grade is defeated [[AllYourPowersCombined By Your Scores Combined]] and Osaka breaks Chiyo's pigtails (again).

** Followed by Yukari DualWielding twin lunchtrays and smiting the tar out of Tomo.

** "I came in last." *nom* "It's melon bread." *nom* "Ah! ^_^"
*** In the same episode, Yukari's ridiculously circuitous metaphor for why she won't bet this year with Nyamo. She calls Osaka up to represent a currency amount and after declaring "I win Osaka!" says that soon Osaka will be leaving her. The FridgeBrilliance comes in when you realize that while it would have made a lot more sense for Yukari to just hold up a bill, she's so poor that she likely didn't have that much money.
*** But of course, she doesn't just say "10,000 yen," she says "Mr. Yukichi" ("Yukichi-san", really), referring to the man on the 10,000. (Which would be ''sort of'' like saying "You'll be Benjamin Franklin.")
*** It's also a brilliant CallBack to last scene of the first Sports Fest when she won 10,000 yen from Nyamo, but she owed her that much so "Bai Bai".
*** Then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46MCydQNuKA the english version]].

* During one of the "sports competition" episodes, there is a sort of scavenger hunt/race where Chiyo has to bring something [[UsefulNotes/{{Baka}} stupid]] back with her. After hesitating between Osaka and Tomo, Tomo speaks up and asks what has to be done, and suggests taking off her clothes. Chiyo then tearfully chooses Tomo.
** The first sports fest episode has another Osaka one. Her relay race involves bringing back a pair of glasses. She borrows Yomi's and then ''puts them on'', leading to her running more ineffectually than usual.

** And another at the pool...

* Osaka divides her friends into "Americans" and "Japanese" based on breast size. After much reflection, she places Yomi in Hawaii.

*** "SHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"....... "'''SHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!'''".
** Or when Kaorin, still on a high from dancing with Sakaki, finds that her next partner is MR. KIMURA. *dong* *crumble*

* Tomo [[http://www.mangatoshokan.com/read/azumangadaiohhoshuuhen/692/2/5 cosplaying]] [[http://www.mangatoshokan.com/read/azumangadaiohhoshuuhen/692/2/6 in her classes]].
** Alas, that was published after the anime.

* Okay, it's not part of the Manga/anime, but [[http://chiyodadcongress.ytmnd.com/ this is too damn funny not to mention]].
** Hey, I'd vote for him.

** The team composition wasn't ''that'' bad, but the configuration of the members was just about the worst possible. I mean, ''Chiyo'' as the base? The only way it could have been worse with that set of girls is if it were ''Yomi'' (who would likely have more weight just from being taller than the other two) with the hachimaki.

* From Ep. 22: Photobomber Tomo

* Kimura: "'''ITTOUSHOU!!!'''" (aka "'''FIRST PLACE!!!'''")

* In an example of MoodWhiplash used for brilliant comedic effect, [[spoiler: the TearJerker last episode]] features Yukari comes into class, heavily emotional...

'''Kaorin:''' The correct term is LESBIAN! [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Uh, not that I'm a lesbian!]] It's just, you know, [[RomanticTwoGirlFriendship a teenage thing]]. That's all. (...) [[SingleTargetSexuality Just to prove it, I wouldn't mind if she was a guy!]]\\

* Kimura: "But, Kaorin and I will be together forever" *heart and cracks neck* Kaorin: *goes white with shock* See it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4pOHmvIK3E here]].

* In the episode where Kagura is introduced (ep. 10), she & Tomo start doing VolleyingInsults, and soon degenerate into face-pulling and grappling with funny little sound effects coming from them throughout.

* In episode 7 : The girls' class mascot is a huge cat. At one point, Chiyo asks Sakaki to take a picture of her with that mascot, and in turn, Sakaki asks Chiyo to do the same. After both pictures are taken, Chiyo wonders who is in the cat costume right now. That person removes the costume's head, and surprise, surprise : It's Kimura-sensei ! Needless to say, both girls were shocked.

** Speaking of which, Sakaki's look on her face as Yukari suggests burning the leftover stuffed animals "for a memorial service" is hilarious.

* In some translations, in one of the [[BeachEpisode Beach Episodes]], Chiyo takes a good long look at Sakaki in her bikini and asks "What ''are'' those?"

* English dub-specific, from when they're trying to remember which year it is in the Chinese zodiac:
-->'''Tomo''': The adder...
-->'''Osaka''': ''(beat)'' Ain't those the dangly parts on a cow or somethin'?

-->'''Chiyo:''' No, we mess around a lot in high school too...

*** We need to single this scene out as quite likely ''the'' funniest scene in the entire series. If anyone ever made a list of the funniest scenes in the entire history of anime, Osaka and the knife would be a hot contender for the top spot.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX9B_MNi0zc tells a scary story from last night.]] Actually, anytime she does that face at 0:27.

** Before that, when Yomi announces that she's going to sing, too. Mandy Clark hits just the right note of alarm with Tomo's response:

*** "Why'd you do that?" "No reason."
*** Poor Chiyo-Penguin accidentally falling backward and struggling to get back up. The rest of the cast just stare at her with almost hypnotized expressions and chorus in a similar tone how cute the scene looks.
* Tomo calling Sakaki just so she could watch her play with the stuffed cats during the chaos of festival preparation. It's golden in both languages.
** Sakaki's response? She ''draws a background for it''. Then Chiyo calls Tomo away, and Sakaki [[spoiler:brings a stuffed Chiyo-Dad into the game. The title of that yonkoma in the manga? [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotSymbolic "The Advent"]].]]
*** Well, she also "contributed" the Neko Coneco.

*** Yet another:

*** "SHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"......."'''SHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!'''".

* Episode 5, the BeachEpisode=/=Summer episode, has Yukari-sensei asking her students with a constant [[StepfordSmiler straightforward bright smile and cheery disposition,]] responding to her students' replies with an "Oh, that's nice." Then, Chiyo pipes up, asking [[ArmorPiercingQuestion what Yukari's plans for the summer are.]] There's a brief, momentary and awkward [[{{Beat}} pause]] as Yukari processes this, then, with the [[MoodDissonance same disposition as before,]] cheerily answers:

* Episode 5, the BeachEpisode/ Summer episode, has Yukari-sensei asking her students with a constant [[StepfordSmiler straightforward bright smile and cheery disposition,]] responding to her students' replies with an "Oh, that's nice." Then, Chiyo pipes up, asking [[ArmorPiercingQuestion what Yukari's plans for the summer are.]] There's a brief, momentary and awkward [[{{Beat}} pause]] as Yukari processes this, then, with the [[MoodDissonance same disposition as before,]] cheerily answers:

** Yomi's response to Tomo getting scratched by Mayaa. [[spoiler:"Well done, Mayaa!"]]

* Episode 6, the BeachEpisode/ Summer episode, has Yukari-sensei asking her students with a constant [[StepfordSmiler straightforward bright smile and cheery disposition,]] responding to her students' replies with an "Oh, that's nice." Then, Chiyo pipes up, asking [[ArmorPiercingQuestion what Yukari's plans for the summer are.]] There's a brief, momentary and awkward [[{{Beat}} pause]] as Yukari processes this, then, with the [[MoodDissonance same disposition as before,]] cheerily answers:

* And of course, the series as interpreted by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNdH9EJaqZM AMV]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRRW7WNVKbY Hell]]. The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9usLBxr5DI Euphoria Parody]]" segment probably counts as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming too.

** Her... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZRPqegFvmA&feature=related fascination with Kagura's breasts]].

* During one of the "sports competition" episodes, there is a sort of scavenger hunt/race where Chiyo has to bring something [[UsefulNotes/{{Baka}}]] stupid]] back with her. After hesitating between Osaka and Tomo, Tomo speaks up and asks what has to be done, and suggests taking off her clothes. Chiyo then tearfully chooses Tomo.

* During one of the "sports competition" episodes, there is a sort of scavenger hunt/race where Chiyo has to bring something stupid back with her. After hesitating between Osaka and Tomo, Tomo speaks up and asks what has to be done, and suggests taking off her clothes. Chiyo then tearfully chooses Tomo.

---> '''Tomo:''' I don't think I like your heart

* In the first English translation of the manga, the way that the Blue Three conversation is translated is pretty hysterical:

* The second beach episode. Nyamo tells the girls to go to bed early, and Tomo's not happy about it, until Yomi tells her going to bed early will make the next day feel longer. Following this exchange, Chiyo is seen nodding off. Tomo is slightly pissed, seeing the "little brat" getting ahead of her by going to sleep early. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdE7RDg2mI Cue Tomo putting a stool next to Chiyo's head, resulting in the sleepy girl smacking her head on it. Hard.]] Tomo's laugh makes the moment even funnier.

** Later on in that same episode, Nyamo recieves a gift from her uncle in Hokkaido. Cue Yukari running to the mailman, snatching the package from his hands, and tearing it open like mad, believing it to be delicious and expensive food. It's actually a hand-carved wooden statue representing a bear. Yukari gets pissed and actually tries to ''call Nyamo's uncle to tell him to send food next time''. Predictably, they end up bickering, and completely forget about the mailman, who was still waiting for a signature. Seeing Nyamo and Yukari pinching and pulling each other's cheeks is both adorable and hilarious.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFBZBAbbKt8 meets Chiyo-Dad]]. [[GratuitousEnglish "OH MY GAH!"]] (as well as [[NorioWakamoto "I wish I were a bird"]])

** Osaka ranting about steak for no apparent reason
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixG-l3xAOE Namago Chi-mu]] >8)

* After learning that Chiyo was planning on studying in America, Osaka has an ImagineSpot where she travels to America and is greeted by a bunch of chibi-Chiyo clones.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRrH84Srx4s Kimura singing Happy Birthday to himself.]]

* Osaka...

** Let's just say that Osaka is a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqUHZScBJRk CMOF Station Attendant]].

** Really, absolutely anything Osaka says or does should be placed here, but for the sake of brevity this troper will only mention her explanation of her contribution to the stuffed animal display ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h3KWNjQILY "Hanshin."]] "Hanshin?") as well as her idea for next year's festival ("There are a lot of dogs and animals inside the cafe...[[spoiler:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp134exJ3I8 and they're all dead.]]]]")

* In the episode where Kagura is introduced (ep. 10), she & Tomo start doing VolleyingInsults, and soon degenerate into face-pulling and grappling. This troper busted up laughing at the sight of two chibis grappling, with funny little sound effects coming from them throughout.