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** which would go on to be an [[spoiler: IronicEcho]] of all things.
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* When it becomes clear that Zuko will clash with Azula in the future:
-->'''Zuko''': So, Uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a chance against her. I know what you're going to say, she's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.\\
'''Iroh''': No! She's crazy! And she needs to go down!

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* When it becomes clear that Zuko will clash Iroh doing the wave with Azula in the future:
-->'''Zuko''': So, Uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a chance against her. I know what you're going to say, she's my sister, and I should be
his arms, trying to get along with her.\\
'''Iroh''': No! She's crazy! And she needs
tell Zuko to go down!
loosen up.
* When describing chi, Iroh says it's like a sea in your stomach. Or in his case, a vast ocean.

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"Appa? Well what does Princess Yue need him for? She's the ''moon'' she can fly by herself!"

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"Appa? Well what does Princess Yue need him for? She's the ''moon'' she can fly flies by herself!"



** Don't forget he takes some swipes at the buzzard-wasps, but Katara quickly points out that nothing's there.
--> '''Sokka:''' ... I guess I'm not quite over that cactus juice as I thought I was.

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** Don't forget he takes some swipes at the buzzard-wasps, but Katara quickly points out that nothing's there's nothing there.
--> '''Sokka:''' ... I guess I'm my head's not quite over that cactus juice as I thought I was. it was.
* Despite hearing Sokka act so wacky and Momo literally face planting into the sand, Toph asks Katara if she could have some of that cactus juice. After Katara pulls Toph away, Sokka is still standing in place watching where Momo was only a few seconds ago!

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* [[LemonWackyHello Cactus juice.]] [[MushroomSamba "It's the quenchiest!"]]

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* Another mention of Toph's blindness PlayedForLaughs:
-->(''While walking in the desert, making Toph's [[DisabilitySuperpower seismic sense]] useless'')\\
'''Sokka''': (''is bumped into by Toph'') Can't you watch where you're...\\
'''Toph''': ''No.''\\
'''Sokka''': Right... sorry.
* [[LemonWackyHello Cactus Drink cactus juice.]] [[MushroomSamba "It's the quenchiest!"]]



"How did we get here in the middle of the ocean?"[[note]]Keep in mind they're in the middle of a desert.[[/note]]

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"How did we get here in the middle of the ocean?"[[note]]Keep in mind they're in the middle of a desert.[[/note]][[/note]]\\
"Appa? Well what does Princess Yue need him for? She's the ''moon'' she can fly by herself!"



** Don't forget he takes some swipes at the buzzard-wasps, but Katara quickly points out that nothing's there.
--> '''Sokka:''' ... I guess I'm not quite over that cactus juice as I thought I was.



* The Gaang gets ready to voyage again and Toph brings up something she misses.
--> '''Toph:''' Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud, now it tastes like sand. Never thought I'd miss the taste of mud so much.
* Toph finally getting back on solid earth (sand doesn't count) and celebrating by making a snow angel ''in solid bedrock''.
--> '''Toph:''' Ahhhhhh, finally! (''falls into the ground'') Solid ground!



* Toph finally getting back on solid earth (sand doesn't count) and celebrating by making a snow angel ''in solid bedrock''.



* Another mention of Toph's blindness PlayedForLaughs:
-->(''While walking in the desert, making Toph's [[DisabilitySuperpower seismic sense]] useless'')\\
'''Sokka''': (''is bumped into by Toph'') Can't you watch where you're...\\
'''Toph''': ''No.''

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* Another mention of Toph's blindness PlayedForLaughs:
-->(''While walking in the desert, making Toph's [[DisabilitySuperpower seismic sense]] useless'')\\
'''Sokka''': (''is bumped into by Toph'') Can't you watch where you're...\\
'''Toph''': ''No.''



* While Katara delivers a baby:
-->'''Sokka:''' This isn't the same as delivering an Arctic Seal! This is a real... human... ''thing''!
* "So do you want to go see the baby, or are you gonna faint like an old lady again?"
* When the serpent appears, Sokka picks up Momo and holds him up and says, "Oh great and powerful Sea Serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."
* There's also the bit when Toph falls in the water and Suki saves her.
-->'''Toph:''' [[ShipTease "Oh Sokka! You saved me!"]] [Kisses her on the cheek]
-->'''Suki:''' Actually, it's me.
-->'''Toph:''' Oh! Well! Haha... you can go ahead and let me drown now.



* The poor cabbage man has his wares destroyed by security, a platypus-bear because the lady explains that [[JerkassHasAPoint one worm in the cabbage could disrupt the entire balance of Ba Sing Se]].
--> '''Cabbage Man:''' NOOOOOOOO! MY CABBAGES!!!!
** He's so stiff from shock that the guards lift him up and he kneels in air.




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* After Sokka pushes Suki away from a small avalanche, Toph bends the rocks so they slide away from Sokka. He then asks if Suki's okay and that she needs to be careful, completely ignoring Toph.
--> '''Toph:''' ... "Thanks for saving my life, Toph." Hey, no problem, Sokka.
* Jet points out how the captain gets better food than the refugees, adding that he eats like a king. Iroh asks what kind of king and Jet replies: the fat and happy kind. Iroh's face drops and he drools.
* When the serpent appears, Sokka picks up Momo and holds him up and says, "Oh great and powerful Sea Serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."
* Sokka tries to get Toph to cross the ice and get to safety.
--> '''Toph:''' (''feeling the ice with her feet'') ... Actuallyyyy, I'm gonna stay on my little island where I can see. (''serpent smashes it's body a few feet away from her'') AH!!! ''Okay, I'm coming''!\\
'''Sokka:''' You're doing great! Just follow the ''sound'', of my ''voice''!\\
'''Toph:''' It's hard to ignore!
* There's also the bit when Toph falls in the water and Suki saves her.
-->'''Toph:''' [[ShipTease Oh Sokka! You saved me!]] [Kisses her on the cheek]
-->'''Suki:''' Actually... it's me.
-->'''Toph:''' Oh! Well! Haha... you can go ahead and let me drown now.
* While Katara delivers a baby:
-->'''Sokka:''' This isn't the same as delivering an Arctic Seal! This is a real... human... ''thing''!
* "So do you want to go see the baby, or are you gonna faint like an old lady again?"



* [[CaptainObvious "We lost."]] Oh Mai! Your comedic timing is impeccable!
* Mai's refusal to follow Katara and Sokka down the slurry drain, and her expression when Ty Lee follows and creates a large splash that she manages to avoid.
* "Just bend the slurry, woman!"



** In a commentary video, Michael and Bryan joked that this was the easiest scene to animate for the episode.
* Sokka's plan.
--> '''Sokka:''' Hey, I'm the plans and strategy guy, you are the slice and chop of stuff guys. Together, we're Team Avatar! (''Katara and Aang look at each other dubiously'')
* Azula's group find the Gaang just finishing their work.
--> '''Ty Lee:''' You were right, Azula! It is the Avatar! ... And ''friends''.\\
'''Sokka:''' (''waving at Ty Lee'') Hey. (''Katara grabs his arm'')
* Mai's refusal to follow Katara and Sokka down the slurry drain, and her expression when Ty Lee follows and creates a large splash that she manages to avoid.



* During her fight with Katara and Toph on the drill, Ty Lee got covered in slurry. Afterward, she's just wiped most of it off herself...and then Azula jumps down from the drill and accidentally splashes it all over her again when she lands.

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* Sokka ordering Katara is finally getting on her last nerves.
--> '''Sokka:''' You're doing great sister, keep it up! Don't forget to breathe!\\
'''Katara:''' You know what? I am about ''sick'' and ''tired'' of you telling me what to do! You're like a chattering hog-monkey!\\
'''Sokka:''' ''Just bend the slurry, woman''! (''Katara bends some mud to flip Sokka over'')
* During her fight with Katara and Toph on the drill, Ty Lee got covered in slurry. When they release the pressure, she slams face first into the small mound Toph made. Afterward, she's just wiped most of it off herself...and then Azula jumps down from the drill and accidentally splashes it all over her again when she lands.
** [[CaptainObvious "We lost."]] Oh Mai! Your comedic timing is impeccable!
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** It gets funnier when you remember Ty Lee and Mai can't bend either.

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* Sokka's elbow leech.
--> '''Katara:''' Sokka, you got an elbow leech.\\
'''Sokka:''' (''freaking out with a leech on his elbow'') ''Where'', ''where''?!\\
'''Katara:''' [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Where do you think]]?



'''Swamp Bender:''' You too? That means we kin!\\

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'''Swamp Bender:''' '''Due:''' You too? That means we kin!\\



* The swamp benders ask what the South pole is like, and think it's nice and warm down there.
--> '''Katara:'' No, it's cold and covered in ice.\\
'''Swamp Bender:''' ... No wonder you left.

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* The swamp benders ask what the South pole is like, and think it's ask if they have a nice and warm swamp down there.
--> '''Katara:'' '''Katara:''' No, it's cold all ice and covered in ice.snow.\\
'''Swamp Bender:''' ...'''Tho:''' ... Hmm. No wonder you left.

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* Katara and the swamp benders realizing they're both bending water.
--> '''Katara:''' Hey! You guys are waterbenders!\\
'''Swamp Bender:''' You too? That means we kin!\\
'''Katara:''' (''her face scrunches in disgust'')
* The swamp benders ask what the South pole is like, and think it's nice and warm down there.
--> '''Katara:'' No, it's cold and covered in ice.\\
'''Swamp Bender:''' ... No wonder you left.

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* Aang learning that, in addition to positive and negative jing, there is also neutral jing.
-->'''Aang:''' There are ''three'' jings?\\
'''Bhumi:''' Well, technically, there are 85, but let's just focus on the third...

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** When word gets to Mai's parents.
--> '''Mai's father:''' Pentapox? Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure I've heard of that.
* Aang learning that, in addition to positive and negative jing, there is also neutral jing.
-->'''Aang:''' There are ''three'' jings?\\
'''Bhumi:''' Well, technically, there are 85, but let's just focus on the third...
freeing Flopsy.
--> '''Aang:''' (''hopping onto Flopsy's back'') Yip-yip! (''Beat'') I... guess that doesn't work for you.




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* Aang thinks he lost Azula and sighs in relief, only to see her hop right back up from her box and he uses his staff like he's rowing to move faster.
* Bumi ends up stopping Azula's chase by bending with his face.
--> '''Aang:''' You can ''bend''?! All along?!\\
'''Bumi:''' (''cheerfully'') Well, they didn't cover my face!
* Aang learning that, in addition to positive and negative jing, there is also neutral jing.
-->'''Aang:''' There are ''three'' jings?\\
'''Bhumi:''' Well, technically, there are 85, but let's just focus on the third...
* Bumi laughing madly as he earthbends himself back up the slide.
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** Even better when you think about it from Toph's POV. She's blind. Sokka's offer of a lift actually legitimately startled her because she was so busy being awesome and earthbending that she didn't hear them coming!
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* Aang getting hopped up on tea. In normal benders, it increases their strength and energy tenfold, according to an Earth Kingdom general. GilliganCut to Aang Air Scootering circles around everyone present, all while asking rapidly "Is-it-working-is-it-working?-Cause-I-really-can't-tell-Am-I-talking-too-loud?". He then promptly smashes into a pillar.
-->'''Sokka:''' Well, I guess he could ''[[TalkingTheMonsterToDeath talk]]'' [[PlayedForComedy the Fire Lord to death...]]

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* Aang getting hopped up on tea. In normal benders, it increases their strength and energy tenfold, according to an Earth Kingdom general. GilliganCut to Aang Air Scootering circles around everyone present, all while asking rapidly "Is-it-working-is-it-working?-Cause-I-really-can't-tell-Am-I-talking-too-loud?". He then promptly smashes into a pillar.
"Is-it-working-is-it-working?-I-can't-tell-Someone-tell-me-if-I'm-in-the-Avatar-State-because-I-don't-really-have-a-good-view-of-myself-Am-I-talking-too-loud?".
-->'''Sokka:''' Well, I guess he could ''[[TalkingTheMonsterToDeath talk]]'' [[PlayedForComedy the Fire Lord to death...]]
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''*Aang promptly smashes into a pillar*''

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* After a cave-in in the titular cave.
-->'''Nomad''': It's no use; we're separated. But at least you have us!\\
'''Sokka''': [[BigNo NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!]]



'''Nomad's wife:''' Ohhh, right.
* After a cave-in in the titular cave.
-->'''Nomad''': It's no use; we're separated. But at least you have us!\\
'''Sokka''': [[BigNo NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!]]

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--> '''Nomad's wife:''' Ohhh, right.
* After a cave-in in the titular cave.
-->'''Nomad''': It's no use; we're separated. But at least you have us!\\
'''Sokka''': [[BigNo NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!]]
right.

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* After a cave-in in the titular cave.
-->'''Nomad''': It's no use; we're separated. But at least you have us!\\
'''Sokka''': [[BigNo NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!]]


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* Sokka asks how long the torches last.
--> '''Nomad:''' Uh, about two hours each.\\
'''Nomad's wife:''' We have five torches so that's... (''lights all the torches at once'') ten hours!\\
'''Sokka:''' (''grabbing the torches and stomping them out with his feet'') ''It doesn't work like that if they're all lit up at the same time''!
** Her response?
'''Nomad's wife:''' Ohhh, right.
* After a cave-in in the titular cave.
-->'''Nomad''': It's no use; we're separated. But at least you have us!\\
'''Sokka''': [[BigNo NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!]]
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* Sokka's detective outfit was MadeOfWin. Not only the pipe, but a hat with a little set of magnifying glasses on a track around the brim! He's a freaking ''contextually-consistent'' Sherlock Holmes parody. And guess what? That hat is based on a real kind of [[ShownTheirWork Korean hat]]. There is a [[http://m.bulkyosesang.co.kr/web/product/medium/naeccu_5732.jpg real hat]] that looks like that hat.

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* Sokka's detective outfit was MadeOfWin.JustForFun/MadeOfWin. Not only the pipe, but a hat with a little set of magnifying glasses on a track around the brim! He's a freaking ''contextually-consistent'' Sherlock Holmes parody. And guess what? That hat is based on a real kind of [[ShownTheirWork Korean hat]]. There is a [[http://m.bulkyosesang.co.kr/web/product/medium/naeccu_5732.jpg real hat]] that looks like that hat.
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**Really, the fact that in the world of avatar, it's not the strange combination of creatures that's exotic, but a regular old bear from our world that confuses the heck out of people that makes it all the more amusing.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XBlagXLeQ The full scene.]]
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* Sokka's detective outfit was MadeOfWin. Not only the pipe, but a hat with a little set of magnifying glasses on a track around the brim! He's a freaking ''contextually-consistent'' Sherlock Holmes parody. And guess what? That hat is based on a real kind of [[ShownTheirWork Korean hat]]. There is a [[http://gi.esmplus.com/krclothes2/%EC%9A%B0%EB%8B%A8%EC%82%AC%EB%AA%A8/%EC%9A%B0%EB%8B%A8%EC%82%AC%EB%AA%A8.jpg ''real'' hat]] that looks like that hat.

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* Sokka's detective outfit was MadeOfWin. Not only the pipe, but a hat with a little set of magnifying glasses on a track around the brim! He's a freaking ''contextually-consistent'' Sherlock Holmes parody. And guess what? That hat is based on a real kind of [[ShownTheirWork Korean hat]]. There is a [[http://gi.esmplus.com/krclothes2/%EC%9A%B0%EB%8B%A8%EC%82%AC%EB%AA%A8/%EC%9A%B0%EB%8B%A8%EC%82%AC%EB%AA%A8.[[http://m.bulkyosesang.co.kr/web/product/medium/naeccu_5732.jpg ''real'' real hat]] that looks like that hat.
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* Sokka's detective outfit was MadeOfWin. Not only the pipe, but a hat with a little set of magnifying glasses on a track around the brim! He's a freaking ''contextually-consistent'' Sherlock Holmes parody. And guess what? That hat is based on a real kind of [[ShownTheirWork Korean hat]]. There is a ''real'' hat that looks like that hat.

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* Sokka's detective outfit was MadeOfWin. Not only the pipe, but a hat with a little set of magnifying glasses on a track around the brim! He's a freaking ''contextually-consistent'' Sherlock Holmes parody. And guess what? That hat is based on a real kind of [[ShownTheirWork Korean hat]]. There is a [[http://gi.esmplus.com/krclothes2/%EC%9A%B0%EB%8B%A8%EC%82%AC%EB%AA%A8/%EC%9A%B0%EB%8B%A8%EC%82%AC%EB%AA%A8.jpg ''real'' hat hat]] that looks like that hat.
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** And, immediately after, Aang and Sokka hold a conversation where Sokka literally spouts ''nothing'' but [[SarcasmMode sarcastic remarks]].
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[[AC:The Swamp]]
* The swamp hicks are always good for a laugh.
-->'''Due:''' (''to Appa and Momo'') Come on, now little fellas. Just a little closer. Nice an' easy. Nothing to worry about, we just fixin' to eat ya'. (Appa turns tail and flees)\\
'''Tho:''' What ya say that fer?\\
'''Due:''' Well we are!\\
'''Tho:''' But you don't have to tell them that!\\
'''Due:''' Well how'd I know they'd understand me?

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* '''Sokka:''' Aang, this is my good friend Fufucuddlypoops. Fufucuddlypoops, Aang.

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* This sequence.
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'''Sokka:''' Aang, this is my good friend Fufucuddlypoops. Fufucuddlypoops, Aang.Aang.
--> '''Aang''' Aw, what a cute name for a little baby saber-toothed moose lion cub.
--> '''Sokka:''' Really? He looks nothing like a saber-tooth moose-lion.
--> '''Aang''' It's hard to tell before their giant teeth and horns grow in. What are you doing out here little guy? Did you lose your mama?
** cue [[MamaBear extremely large and angry saber-tooth moose-lion mother]] and epic OhCrap faces.

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* When it becomes clear that Zuko will clash with Azula in the future:
-->'''Zuko''': So, Uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a chance against her. I know what you're going to say, she's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.\\
'''Iroh''': No! She's crazy! And she needs to go down!

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* When Aang finally gets fed up with all the rules in Ba Sing Se, he lets their tour guide know it, then declares that they're done following the rules. Toph's reaction to this? "Yeah! Let's break some rules!" Followed by her using Earthbending to blow up a side of their apartment building for ''no reason''. (When they exit the building, they use the front door.)
** Even funnier when they come back to the house in a later episode. Someone's come along and put up scaffolding while they were gone.
** This scene became retroactively funnier when, in the sequel series, Toph has become the ''Chief of Police''.

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* When Aang finally gets fed up with all the rules in Ba Sing Se, he lets their tour guide know it, then declares that they're done following the rules. Toph's reaction to this? "Yeah! Let's break some rules!" Followed by her using Earthbending to blow up a side of their apartment building for ''no reason''. (When they exit the building, they use the front door.)
**
) Even funnier better, when they come back to the house in a later episode. Someone's come along and put up scaffolding while they were gone.
** This scene became retroactively funnier when, in the sequel series, Toph has become the ''Chief of Police''.
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** Made funnier by the fact that [[BrickJoke Toph pretended she needed to go to the bathroom so she could get out, and Yu almost fell for it]].
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** Made funnier by * When the fact that [[BrickJoke duo first see Toph pretended she needed to go to the bathroom so she could get out, and Yu almost fell for it]].
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** At the very beginning of his conversation and Jet's attempt at outing Iroh and Zuko which ends up being CassandraTruth because he [[DidntThinkThisThrough didn't really think it through.]]

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** * At the very beginning of his conversation and Jet's attempt at outing Iroh and Zuko which ends up being CassandraTruth because he [[DidntThinkThisThrough didn't really think it through.]]

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** Made even better by the fact that immediately after he says that, a fat guy munching on corn comes in and sits right between the two of them, completely out of nowhere.
** Doubly funny because the corn guy is a [[ShoutOut transplant]] from a BigLippedAlligatorMoment in ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''

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** Made even better by the fact that immediately after he says that, a fat guy munching on corn comes in and sits right between the two of them, completely out of nowhere.
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nowhere. Doubly funny because the corn guy is a [[ShoutOut transplant]] from a BigLippedAlligatorMoment in ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''



** Doubly funny when you remember all the [[TakeOverTheWorld actually]] [[AbusiveParents horrible]] [[OmnicidalManiac things]] his RoyallyScrewedUp family has done. Zuko's remark doesn't even come ''close.''



** Worth mentioning is the very beginning of his conversation and Jet's attempt at outing Iroh and Zuko which ends up being CassandraTruth because he [[DidntThinkThisThrough didn't really think it through.]]

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** Worth mentioning is At the very beginning of his conversation and Jet's attempt at outing Iroh and Zuko which ends up being CassandraTruth because he [[DidntThinkThisThrough didn't really think it through.]]
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*** That last line is oddly something of a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming too, as her expression and tone make it clear that if Katara found such a thing, Toph actually would enjoy it.

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*** That last line is oddly something of a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming too, as her expression and tone make it clear that if Katara found such a thing, Toph actually would enjoy it.
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** Also kind of [[HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] in that Iroh doesn't have the heart to tell Zuko that the tea he made is terrible. He just pretends to drink it.



** All the more amusing when you note that this was seconds after she stole Aang's bag of nuts and gleefully abused his staff.

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* Katara getting the information about Earth Rumble 6 from two {{Jerkass}} boys. By [[spoiler:somehow, in the space of less than two minutes, freezing them to the walls of an alley by their feet.]]



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--> (cut to the two guys frozen to a wall)
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** Another mention of Toph's blindness PlayedForLaughs:
--->[''While walking in the desert, making Toph's [[DisabilitySuperpower seismic sense]] useless'']\\
'''Sokka''': [''is bumped into by Toph''] Hey, can't you watch where you're...\\
'''Toph''': ''No.''




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* Another mention of Toph's blindness PlayedForLaughs:
-->(''While walking in the desert, making Toph's [[DisabilitySuperpower seismic sense]] useless'')\\
'''Sokka''': (''is bumped into by Toph'') Can't you watch where you're...\\
'''Toph''': ''No.''
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[[AC:The Avatar State]]
* Iroh doesn't seem remotely worried even in the most life threatening situations, like in this fantastic monologue of his, while enjoying a massage...
--> "Who knew that floating on a piece of drift wood for three weeks with no food or water, and sea vultures waiting to pluck out your liver could make one so tense?"
** And all that Zuko is bothered about is that he's been banished for three years to the day.
* Aang getting hopped up on tea. In normal benders, it increases their strength and energy tenfold, according to an Earth Kingdom general. GilliganCut to Aang Air Scootering circles around everyone present, all while asking rapidly "Is-it-working-is-it-working?-Cause-I-really-can't-tell-Am-I-talking-too-loud?". He then promptly smashes into a pillar.
-->'''Sokka:''' Well, I guess he could ''[[TalkingTheMonsterToDeath talk]]'' [[PlayedForComedy the Fire Lord to death...]]

[[AC:The Cave of Two Lovers]]
* After a cave-in in the titular cave.
-->'''Nomad''': It's no use; we're separated. But at least you have us!\\
'''Sokka''': [[BigNo NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!]]
* Meanwhile, in the B-plot.
-->'''Zuko:''' If the Earth Kingdom finds us, they'll have us killed!\\
'''Iroh:''' But if the Fire Nation finds us, they'll hand us over to ''Azula.''\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Zuko:''' Earth Kingdom it is.
* Hell, half of that episode counts-- between Iroh's White Jade plant escapade and 90% of Sokka and near-on ''everything'' that any of the nomads says...
* Iroh's absolutely casual and unconcerned about the fact that he's just poisoned himself and when the rashes reach his throat, [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction he will stop breathing.]] He's only cheerful about the fact that he's found the antidote, but then he thinks that it may be another species that causes blindness... And look at the shock on Zuko's face...you can't tell if he's more worried about his uncle's condition or rendered speechless by Iroh's attitude.
* Just before the White Jade plant's effects on Iroh is revealed, Zuko comes back from fishing with a huge spear, and nothing to show for it but the ''tiniest'' little fish wriggling on the end of it.
* Aang's dreamy "Us...kissing..." and the ensuing discussion. "If it was a choice between kissing you and dying...."
* ''"Don't let the falling rocks turn your smile into a frown!"''
* The GilliganCut for when the group tries flying instead of using the secret cave tunnel.
-->'''Sokka:''' ''(singed and deadpan)'' Secret Love Cave, let's go.
** Immediately before that, there's a scene with the three of them screaming as the Fire Nation attacks them. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Momo has the exact same face as everyone else.]]
* We have this gem when the pursuing Fire Nation soldiers refuse to enter the cave. They apparently sing hippie love songs during music night.
-->'''Soldier''': It's too dangerous! Haven't you heard the song?
* Sokka and the nomads charming the badger moles with music.
* After they get out of the tunnel:
-->'''Sokka''': How did you guys get out?\\
'''Aang''': Just like the legend says. We let love lead our way!\\
'''Sokka''': Really? We let huge, ferocious beasts lead our way.
* Also, Zuko and Iroh at the Earth Kingdom hospital place thingy, where they meet Song and come up with their fake names.
-->'''Zuko''': Names? Of course we have names! Uh... I'm... Lee, and this is my uncle, uh... Mushi.\\
''Iroh glares at him''\\
'''Iroh''': Yes, my nephew was named after his father, so we just call him Junior.\\
''Zuko is furious and gives the Off with Your Head Gesture''
** The fake name Zuko gives Iroh is even funnier when you realize that in Japanese, "mushi" means ''insect.''
* The "secret tunnel" song.
** Nomad: Uh... I forgot the next line, but then it goes: SECRET TUNNEL!!!!! Secret Tunnel!!!
*** "Annnnnd... DIIIIIIEE."
* Chong figures out something very important as Sokka let them out of the cave.
-->'''Katara:''' Why's your forehead all red?\\
'''Chong:''' Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... but I think that kid might be ''the Avatar.''\\
'''Sokka:''' ''(FacePalm)''
* When Sokka discovers the tunnels are changing:
-->'''Chong:''' [[ShoutOut "The tunnels; they're a changin'!]] I knew we shouldn't have come in here!"
-->'''Sokka:''' [[SarcasmMode "Right. If only we'd listened to]] ''[[SarcasmMode you."]]''

[[AC:Return to Omashu]]
* Azula's plan to get Ty Lee to come with her.
--> '''Azula:''' What kind of dangerous animals do you have?... Release them all!
* The rather inspired "pentapox" [[ZombieApocalypse plague]], particularly the soldiers' reactions to it.
-->Pentapox?! I've heard of that...
* Aang learning that, in addition to positive and negative jing, there is also neutral jing.
-->'''Aang:''' There are ''three'' jings?\\
'''Bhumi:''' Well, technically, there are 85, but let's just focus on the third...
* During the prisoner exchange, Bumi acts throughout like he's having the time of his life, including nodding in cheerful agreement when Azula decides to go back on the deal.

[[AC:Avatar Day]]
* Sokka pulling a bubble pipe out of {{Hammerspace}} and Katara asking "Where'd you get that?"
* Sokka's detective outfit was MadeOfWin. Not only the pipe, but a hat with a little set of magnifying glasses on a track around the brim! He's a freaking ''contextually-consistent'' Sherlock Holmes parody. And guess what? That hat is based on a real kind of [[ShownTheirWork Korean hat]]. There is a ''real'' hat that looks like that hat.
** When Katara begins to deduce things ahead of Sokka, she ends up gaining the ire of her brother. The sheer amount of deadpan on Katara's face as Sokka "solves" the case really sells it.
-->'''Sokka:''' Special outfit, hat and pipe, these things mean anything to you?
* When the [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Wheel! Of! Torture!]] comes out.
-->'''Old Man:''' Eaten by bears!\\
'''Katara:''' ''(looking ready to pull her hair loopies out)'' Community service! '''''Please''''' say community service!!
* When the Fire Nation begins their attack on the town:
-->'''Old Man:''' You! Avatar! Do something!\\
'''Aang:''' ''(amusedly)'' Gee; I'd love to help, but I'm supposed to be boiled in oil.\\
'''Old Man:''' ''(moves Wheel of Torture from "Boil in Oil" to "Community Service")'' There! [[BrickJoke Community service!]] Now serve our community and ''get rid of those rhinos!''
* Aang's reaction to the giant effigy of himself:
-->'''Aang:''' "That's the biggest me I've ever seen!"
* During Aang's stint in the prison, a [[TattooedCrook bald, tattooed man]] menacingly says that Aang'll fit in ''just fine''... [[spoiler:When we next see them, Aang and several other prisoners are sitting around, civilly [[ShipperOnDeck discussing his feelings for Katara]].]]
** During the conversation, he casually slips out of his restraints and continues like nothing happened. He probably could have done that at any point earlier in the episode, and only chose now to do it.
** He ''does'' slip out of his handcuffs another time, in front of the ''judge''! Even funnier, he looks rather embarrassed about it and puts them back on!
* "Boomerang! You DO always come back!"
* The ending, when they're celebrated as heroes...which means they get to eat something quite disgusting that looks like soggy gingerbread men; it's raw cake dough to celebrate the day they ''didn't'' cook the Avatar in oil.
-->'''Sokka:''' This is by far the worst town we've ever been to.

[[AC:The Blind Bandit]]
* This exchange:
-->'''The Boulder:''' The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.\\
'''Toph:''' Sounds to me like you're ''scared'', Boulder!\\
'''The Boulder:''' ''(beat)'' The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings and is now ready to bury you in a ROCK-ALANCHE!\\
'''Toph:''' Whenever you're ready, The Pebble! ''(mischievous laugh)''
** Made even more awesome because Boulder's voice actor, Wrestling/MickFoley, was hamming it up, channeling the spirit of [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], and The Boulder's facial expression when Toph says he's scared.
* Toph using earthbending under one of the The Boulder's feet to split his legs and the Boulder's painful reaction. As well as when she uses earthbending again to send the Boulder slamming into the side of the stadium.
* Sokka's line here:
-->'''Katara:''' ''(about Toph)'' She's not really blind. It's just part of her character right?\\
'''Aang:''' I think she is.\\
'''Sokka:''' I think she is... GOING DOWN!
* When Sokka whispers "water tribe."
* When Sokka gives Toph her championship belt back, he tosses it to her (it takes the Gaang until somewhere in season 3 to consistently remember she's blind). The belt whacks her right on the head.
* Xin Fu slams his fist on the wall in rage after being told that the "Blind Bandit" took a dive (Read: got hit by airbending). A suitably dramatic fall of rocks occur. Then one of them hits him in the foot.
* Just about every time Toph's blindness is [[PlayedForLaughs played for laughs.]]
* During the Gaang's dinner with the Beifongs, Aang makes it rather clear to Toph that he wants her to be his Earthbending teacher, and points out how strong she is. Her response is to kick Aang from a distance (by kicking the ground with Earthbending), causing him to slightly jump out of his chair. She does it again later, but instead causes him to slam head first into his bowl. Now annoyed, Aang finds a way to get back at her: Airbending-enhanced sneezing that literally causes Master Yu, Poppy, and Toph's food to fly right into their faces.
* It's a minor one, but when everyone is cheering Aang for winning against Toph is the tournament, Sokka is so happy he outright ''hugs'' Xin Fu.
* After Toph is kidnapped by Xin Fu, her mother is seen worrying about her, leading to...
-->'''Poppy:''' Poor Toph, she must be so scared...\\
'''Toph:''' ''([[DescriptionCut cut to her suspended in a cage]])'' You think you're so tough?! Why don't you come up here so I can slap that grin off your face?!\\
'''Xin Fu:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' I'm not smiling.
* Katara getting the information about Earth Rumble 6 from two {{Jerkass}} boys. By [[spoiler:somehow, in the space of less than two minutes, freezing them to the walls of an alley by their feet.]]
* During the match against Toph, Aang tries talking to her. It goes over poorly with the crowd.
-->'''Sokka:''' BOOOOO! NO TALKING!\\
'''Katara:''' Don't boo him!
* After a pair of Earth Kingdom boys rudely refuse to tell Aang where Earth Rumble Six is being held, Katara goes after them, then comes back a moment later with the answer.
-->'''Aang:''' "How did you get them to tell you?"
-->'''Katara:''' (coyly) "Oh, a girl has her ways."
--> (cut to the two guys frozen to a wall)

[[AC:Zuko Alone]]
* [[http://piandao.org/screencaps/ep27/ep27-385.png This shot]] almost makes up for the crushing depressitude that made up the rest of the episode. Just look at how smug Azula looks, not to mention Zuko's dorky panicfais.
-->'''Ursa:''' ...You're soaking wet.\\
'''Zuko:''' Girls are crazy!!
* From the same episode, right at the beginning of the Wild West Showdown between Zuko and the Earth Kingdom soldiers, Zuko starts to unsheathe his sword. When a thug rushes him, he knocks him back using the movement. He then resheathes the sword, since he obviously doesn't need it.
* This exchange during the CMOH where Zuko gives Lee his pearl dagger.
-->'''Zuko:''' Read the inscription.\\
'''Lee:''' ''(confused)'' Made in Earth Kingdom?\\
'''Zuko:''' Uh, the other one.
* When Zuko is fighting the soldiers, the townspeople cheer him on:
-->'''Man:''' Give him a left! A left!\\
'''Woman:''' It's not a fistfight!\\
'''Man:''' He's got a left sword, don't he?

[[AC:The Chase]]
* This:
-->'''Sokka:''' This ''(points to his hair)'' is a warrior's ''wolf''-tail!\\
'''Katara:''' Well, it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky!
* Given the choice between capturing the Avatar or attacking her brother, Azula's first move in the fight is to attack Zuko.
** During the fight, Azula almost falls down a gaping hole in a building, but regains her balance at the last second. Then Zuko ''rushes in'', screaming in a HotBlooded manner, ''right into the hole.'' Aang's "Ooo, that had to hurt!" expression watching this is priceless.
* Also: [[CloudCuckooLander "CLUMPS!! They're clumps!!"]].
** The way she hugs Mai after that makes it even cuter and funnier.
* Ty Lee vs. Sokka. Sokka gets [[AmusingInjuries pathetically curb-stomped]], until "Ouch!" '[[glare]'' And later, "Is it just me, or was that guy kinda cute?"
** And Sokka's forehead turning out to be immune to chi blocking. "Good try, but no."
* And Toph and Iroh's little tea party. It was heartwarming and cute, but also the entire situation was pretty hilarious.
-->'''Iroh:''' You seem a little too young to be travelling alone.\\
'''Toph:''' You seem a little too old.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Iroh:''' ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny bursts out laughing]])'' Perhaps I am.
** And Toph's completely cranky and tired expression, contrasting with Iroh's merry demeanor.
* [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/127.jpg "I'M COMPLETELY CALM!!"]]
** Before that, Toph making herself a tent via Earthbending just so she could slam the door in Katara's face.
* Azula trying to make Aang guess who she is by imitating Zuko:
-->'''Azula:''' ''(covering one side of her face and putting on a deep voice)'' I must find the Avatar to restore my honor!\\
'''Aang:''' ''(absolutely no reaction)''\\
'''Azula:''' It's okay, you can laugh. It's funny!
* It may be a short one, but the way Toph's voice squeaks when she yells her BigWhat is hilarious.
* At one point, the Gaang tries to fight back against Azula, Mai and Ty Lee, leading to a double MyFriendsAndZoidberg moment from Toph:
-->'''Toph:''' We can take 'em! Three on three!\\
'''Sokka:''' Actually Toph, there's four of us.\\
'''Toph:''' Oh, I'm sorrry, I didn't count you. You know, [[{{Muggles}} no bending and all]].\\
'''Sokka:''' '''''[[BadassNormal I can still fight!]]'''''\\
'''Toph:''' OK. Three... on three plus Sokka.\\
'''Sokka:''' ''(rage)''
* Later, when Zuko appears out of nowhere on an ostrich-horse;
-->'''Azula''': I knew you'd show up sooner or later, Zuzu.\\
'''Aang''': Pff... Zuzu?

[[AC:Bitter Work]]
* Sokka is stuck neck deep in a crack while a baby moose-lion looks on ([[ItMakesSenseInContext long story]]) and after making friends with it, it brings (the very hungry) Sokka an apple. Sokka struggles with his neck and hands and manages to toss his boomerang out next to the apple. What sells it is his reaction:
-->''([[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]])'' Now come back, boomerang.
* "Haha, rock beats airbender!" Sokka looks like an overgrown caterpillar when he says it.
* The exchange that followed later on in this episode, where Sokka eventually grew so desperate for rescue that he was ready to renounce carnivorism. Nevertheless, he is rescued immediately after;
-->'''Sokka:''' Okay, Karma person or thing whoever's in charge of this stuff, if I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat, and sarcasm. Ok? That's all I got. It's pretty much my whole identity, Sokka, the meat and sarcasm guy, but I'm willing to be Sokka the veggies and straight talk fellow. Deal?\\
''(Aang appears)''\\
'''Sokka:''' Aang! Thank goodness! '''''Have you got any meat?'''''
* '''Sokka:''' Aang, this is my good friend Fufucuddlypoops. Fufucuddlypoops, Aang.
* This little gem by Iroh and Zuko.
-->'''Zuko:''' Now, I know what you're going to say: she is my sister, and I should try to get along with her--\\
'''Iroh:''' No. She's crazy, and she needs to go down.
* Right before then, after Iroh drinks Zuko's... ''poor'' imitation of his tea, he admits it is "bracing." Then Zuko gives him another cup, and the instant Zuko looks down at his own cup, Iroh chucks it out the window over his shoulder. A tiny moment but utterly hilarious.
** Also kind of [[HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] in that Iroh doesn't have the heart to tell Zuko that the tea he made is terrible. He just pretends to drink it.
* And, of course, Toph's line, "That's not the only [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar delicate instrument]] around here."
** All the more amusing when you note that this was seconds after she stole Aang's bag of nuts and gleefully abused his staff.
* This dialogue:
-->'''Iroh:''' You will not be able to master lightning until you have dealt with the turmoil inside you.\\
'''Zuko:''' '''''WHAT TURMOIL?!'''''

[[AC:The Library]]
* Professor Zei (Head of anthropology at Ba Sing Se University) had some of the best parts:
-->'''Professor Zei''': According to legend it [the library] was built by the great knowledge spirit Wan Shi Tong, with the help of his foxy knowledge seekers. \\
'''Sokka''': Oh, so this spirit has attractive assistants, huh?\\
'''Katara''': I think he means they look like actual foxes, Sokka.\\
'''Professor Zei''': You're both right. Handsome little creatures!
* Very soon afterwards:
--> '''Sokka''': Well that settles it. Aang, I'd like to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!!!
* Then shortly after that:
-->'''Professor Zei''': Tell me, sky bison, are you the last of your breed?\\
'''Appa''': (Makes a guttural sound that means "Yes".)\\
'''Professor Zei''': Delightful! I only wish I spoke his tongue! Oh, the stories this beast could tell...\\
'''Momo''': (Starts to chatter at him in his own lemur tongue, in response to what the professor said.)\\
'''Professor Zei''': Shush, chatty monkey.
* '''Toph''': "There it is!"
--> Everyone then goes to look to see nothing there.\\
'''Toph''': ...Is what it'll sound like when one of you spots it.\\
''She waves her hand in front of her face to remind everyone that she's ''blind''.''
** [[http://i29.tinypic.com/2hmzluv.gif Her facial expression upon doing so.]]
* Zei's reaction to the (buried) library.
--> '''Professor Zei:''' ''(distraught)'' THE LIBRARY IS BURIED!? My life's ambition is now full of sand!\\
''(one second later)''\\
'''Professor Zei:''' ''(cheerfully pulls out a tiny trowel)'' Well. Time to start excavating.
* The best thing about Professor Zei is that he's voiced by Raphael Sbarge, aka [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Carth]], [[VideoGame/StarWarsRepublicCommando Scorch]], or [[Franchise/MassEffect Kaidan]]. Just hearing him is ''hilarious''.
* One of the best moments is when Aang says that Appa can stay with Toph while they go into the library. They both look at each other, then look away, and then look back, before Toph casually says "What's up?"
* One of the funniest lines is the nonchalant, sarcastic Owl-spirit who created and watches over the library talking to Sokka.
--> '''Wan Shi Tong''': If you're going to lie to an all-knowing spirit being, you should at least put some effort into it.
* It says a lot about Hector Elizondo's deadpan delivery that even "You're not very bright are you?" sounds funny.
** Another mention of Toph's blindness PlayedForLaughs:
--->[''While walking in the desert, making Toph's [[DisabilitySuperpower seismic sense]] useless'']\\
'''Sokka''': [''is bumped into by Toph''] Hey, can't you watch where you're...\\
'''Toph''': ''No.''
** And then:
--->'''Katara''': Got something against libraries?\\
'''Toph''': I've held books before and I gotta tell you, they don't exactly do it for me.\\
'''Katara''': Oh...right...sorry.\\
'''Toph''': Let me know if they have something you can listen to!
*** That last line is oddly something of a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming too, as her expression and tone make it clear that if Katara found such a thing, Toph actually would enjoy it.

[[AC:The Desert]]
* [[LemonWackyHello Cactus juice.]] [[MushroomSamba "It's the quenchiest!"]]
* Pretty much the whole time Sokka is doing the MushroomSamba [[NeverLiveItDown is this]].
-->"It's a... giant mushroom. MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!"\\
"FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!! MUSHY GIANT FRIEND!!!"\\
"Who lit Toph on fire?"\\
"Why don't we ask the CIRCLE BIRDS???"\\
"How did we get here in the middle of the ocean?"[[note]]Keep in mind they're in the middle of a desert.[[/note]]
** And later, when they're fighting the buzzard-wasps and he's almost-but-not-quite gotten over the cactus juice:
-->'''Sokka:''' "You got it, Toph!" (beat) "She got it, right?"
* Not to mention his interactions with Momo, who has also sampled some of the cactus juice. "MOMO, [[BigNo NOOOO!!!]] YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!!!"
-->'''Katara:''' Sokka, let me see the things you got from the library.\\
'''Sokka:''' What?! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I didn't steal anything!]] Who told you that? ''(points accusingly at Momo)'' IT WAS '''YOU'''!!! YOU RATTED ME OUT!!!\\
''(Momo promptly begins crying, as if in admittance)''
* And after Sokka's cactus juice high finally starts to fade he samples some miscellaneous ooze...
-->'''Sokka:''' Uhhh... I feel woozy!\\
'''Katara:''' ''(irritated)'' You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day and then [[AesopAmnesia you just]] [[WhatAnIdiot lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!]]\\
'''Sokka:''' I have a natural curiosity.
* Right before that, the exaggerated {{Squick}} reaction Sokka has to the taste of the gunk he licked off the cave wall.
* Toph finally getting back on solid earth (sand doesn't count) and celebrating by making a snow angel ''in solid bedrock''.
* This exchange:
-->'''Xin Fu:''' "Doesn't matter: she's wanted dead or alive."
-->'''Master Yu:''' "No she's not! [[CaptainObvious I'm quite certain her father wants her alive.]]"

[[AC:The Serpent's Pass]]
* While Katara delivers a baby:
-->'''Sokka:''' This isn't the same as delivering an Arctic Seal! This is a real... human... ''thing''!
* "So do you want to go see the baby, or are you gonna faint like an old lady again?"
* When the serpent appears, Sokka picks up Momo and holds him up and says, "Oh great and powerful Sea Serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."
* There's also the bit when Toph falls in the water and Suki saves her.
-->'''Toph:''' [[ShipTease "Oh Sokka! You saved me!"]] [Kisses her on the cheek]
-->'''Suki:''' Actually, it's me.
-->'''Toph:''' Oh! Well! Haha... you can go ahead and let me drown now.
* In 'The Serpent's Pass', Iroh is on the deck of the refugee ship, looking very solemn.
-->'''Iroh:''' Who would have thought, after all these years, I'd return to the scene of my greatest military disgrace...''(Puts on flowered hat and grins)'' as a tourist?
* The [[YourCostumeNeedsWork other Avatars]], especially the way Aang just nods in approval at them, as if to say "nice job, guys!"

[[AC:The Drill]]
* [[CaptainObvious "We lost."]] Oh Mai! Your comedic timing is impeccable!
* Mai's refusal to follow Katara and Sokka down the slurry drain, and her expression when Ty Lee follows and creates a large splash that she manages to avoid.
* "Just bend the slurry, woman!"
* When Zuko notices that Iroh would give them away by firebending in public:
-->'''Zuko:''' What are you doing ''firebending your '''tea?!''''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness For a wise, old man,]] [[IdiotBall that was a pretty stupid move!]]
-->'''Iroh:''' I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but... ''(sniffs)'' it's just so sad.
* "''Poof...''"
* When they go into the hole:
-->'''Sokka''': It's so dark in here. I can't see a thing!
-->'''Toph''': [[SarcasmMode Oh no, what a nightmare.]]
-->'''Sokka''': Sorry.
* Aang and Azula are fighting on top of the drill, when boulders start raining down on them.
-->'''Aang''': ''(shouting to the general on top of the wall)'' General Sung! Tell your men to stop throwing boulders down here!
-->''([[GilliganCut cuts to the top of the wall]])''
-->'''General Sung''': [[PoorCommunicationKills Whatever you do, men]], don't stop throwing boulders down there!
* Iroh sweet-talking the {{Gonk}}y attendant to let them enter Ba Sing Se. It's made even better by Zuko's FacePalm and saying [[BrainBleach "I'm gonna forget I saw that."]]
* During her fight with Katara and Toph on the drill, Ty Lee got covered in slurry. Afterward, she's just wiped most of it off herself...and then Azula jumps down from the drill and accidentally splashes it all over her again when she lands.

[[AC:City of Walls and Secrets]]
* When they were on the train to Ba Sing Se:
-->'''Sokka''': Hey, don't jinx it ! We could still be attacked by some giant evil Fire Nation spoon, or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp!\\
'''Toph''': ''[deadpan]'' You been hitting the [[MushroomSamba cactus]] [[CallBack juice]] [[NeverLiveItDown again]]?\\
'''Sokka''': I'm just saying, [[WeirdnessMagnet weird stuff happens to us]]!
** Made even better by the fact that immediately after he says that, a fat guy munching on corn comes in and sits right between the two of them, completely out of nowhere.
** Doubly funny because the corn guy is a [[ShoutOut transplant]] from a BigLippedAlligatorMoment in ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''
* Then there was when the Earth King held a party for his bear. The humor came in the fact that the characters were confused not by the bear getting a party but by the fact that it was JUST a bear and not some weird mix.
-->'''Katara''': The king is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.\\
'''Aang''': Don't you mean platypus bear?\\
'''Katara''': No, it just says "bear."\\
'''Sokka''': Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?\\
'''Toph''': Or his armadillo bear?\\
'''Aang''': Gopher bear?\\
'''Katara''': Just... "bear."\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Toph''': This place is ''weird''.
* After Katara and Toph head out dolled up as noblewomen, apropos of nothing Momo walks across the screen wrapped in a curtain, complete with gong sound.
* "Lord Momo, of the Momo Dynasty. Your Momoness."
** "Oh, Avatar Aang, how you ''do'' go on."
** Then there's the bowing fight that ends up with Aang and Sokka knocking heads.
* At the party:
-->(Bosco is eating everything in sight.)\\
'''Earth Kingdom Guy 1''': He's taking all the good stuff!\\
'''Earth Kingdom Guy 2''': Quiet! You don't know what I had to do to get seats this near the bear!\\
(Bosco jumps on table and continues devouring.)
* Iroh and Zuko get jobs at a tea shop, and Iroh samples some tea:
-->'''Iroh''': Bah! This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!\\
'''Zuko''': Uncle. That's what ''all'' tea is.\\
'''Iroh''': How could a member of my own family say something so ''horrible''?
** Doubly funny when you remember all the [[TakeOverTheWorld actually]] [[AbusiveParents horrible]] [[OmnicidalManiac things]] his RoyallyScrewedUp family has done. Zuko's remark doesn't even come ''close.''
* And just before that:
-->'''Tea Shop Owner:''' Well, you certainly ''look'' like professional tea servers... How do you feel?\\
'''Zuko:''' Ridiculous.
* Anything with Jet and Zuko. From the moment he meets him to the moment he is dragged off by the Dai Li, Jet is quite literally [[StalkerWithoutACrush stalking Zuko.]] Made even funnier by how unnerved this makes Smellerbee and Longshot.
** Worth mentioning is the very beginning of his conversation and Jet's attempt at outing Iroh and Zuko which ends up being CassandraTruth because he [[DidntThinkThisThrough didn't really think it through.]]
--->'''Jet:''' "I know they're firebenders. I saw the old man heating his tea."
--->'''Some bystander:''' "He works in a teashop."

[[AC:Tales of Ba Sing Se]]
* "''That's right, I'm Sokka, it's pronounced with an okka, young ladies, I rock ya!''"
--> That's one too many syllables there, bub.
* Plus the fact that a poetry club even ''has'' a huge, muscular bouncer.
* The haiku competition in general was funny, thanks to it being treated as such SeriousBusiness.
* Toph's absolutely magnificent bed hair.
* The people at the spa trying to clean Toph's feet. It takes two people just to hold her down, then the room explodes. Also, Katara and Toph get a CucumberFacial and Toph then used Earthbending to make the cucumbers stick out like alien eyestalks, terrifying one of the attendants.
* Iroh walks in on some kids who just broke a window. He recommends that they tell the truth. Then a giant man pokes his head out and starts making threats. [[CoolOldGuy Iroh adds, "But not this time, run!", then takes off like a bat out of hell with the kids.]]
* "Yes. I juggled."
** Pretty much the entirety of that segment, up until the end. Especially [[http://piandao.org/screencaps/ep35/ep35-1074.png Zuko's hair.]]
** "It took my uncle ten minutes to do my hair!"
** Zuko and small talk.
--->'''Jin:''' So, what do you like to do for fun?
--->'''Zuko:''' Nothing.
* During Momo's segment, he's being chased by a bunch of cats and runs into the middle of a group of performing monkeys, where someone slaps a hat on his head and throws him into the act. Momo immediately goes with it and begins dancing.

[[AC:Appa's Lost Days]]
* While "Appa's Lost Days" was 80% TearJerker and 19% CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, there's an absolutely ''hilarious'' moment when the leader of the sandbenders says they're going to sell Appa to "those beetle-headed merchants." That sounds like an insult about how stupid/gullible the merchants are...until they get to the merchants, whose hats, if you look closely, ''[[VisualPun are shaped like beetles.]]''
* The Guru's face when Appa licks him is pretty funny and he even notes he wasn't expecting anyone or being licked by a giant tongue.

[[AC:Lake Laogai]]
* Sokka's posters.
-->'''Toph:''' [[BlatantLies It looks just like [Appa] to me.]]
-->'''Sokka:''' Why thank you! I worked really... why do you feel the need to do that?
* Later:
-->'''Sokka:''' We'll split up to cover more area. Toph, I guess you should just come with me.\\
'''Toph:''' Why?! Because you think I can't put up posters on my own?\\
(snatches brush and smears glue on the wall, then SLAMS a poster against the wall backwards, in two swift movements)\\
[{{beat}}]\\
...it's upside down, isn't it? ...I'll just go with Sokka.
* The conversation between the sponsors, tea shop owner, and Iroh in the teashop:
-->'''Tea shop owner:''' Mushi, if you stay, I'll make you...assistant manager. Wait. Senior assistant manager.\\
''(later, after sponsors promise lots of promises)''\\
'''Tea shop owner:''' Uh, senior executive assistant manager?\\
'''Iroh''': ''[hands teapot to the owner and accepts the promises]''\\
'''Sponsor''': ''[to Zuko]'' That's right, young man! Your life is about to change for the better.\\
'''Zuko''': ''[deadpan]'' I'll try to contain my joy.
* When Aang finally gets fed up with all the rules in Ba Sing Se, he lets their tour guide know it, then declares that they're done following the rules. Toph's reaction to this? "Yeah! Let's break some rules!" Followed by her using Earthbending to blow up a side of their apartment building for ''no reason''. (When they exit the building, they use the front door.)
** Even funnier when they come back to the house in a later episode. Someone's come along and put up scaffolding while they were gone.
** This scene became retroactively funnier when, in the sequel series, Toph has become the ''Chief of Police''.

[[AC:The Earth King]]
* The Gaang makes their case against Long Feng by bringing in Appa, with Aang sliding into two shots in a row like Bugs Bunny to point out how Appa's teeth and the bite mark on Long Feng's leg are the same shape. The Earth King says that they seem to be telling the truth (cut to the Gaang cheering), but this doesn't mean the rest of their accusations are true (cut to the Gaang looking depressed), but he thinks it's worth investigating (cut to the Gaang giving "That's... okay, I guess" gestures).
* The Earth King's first line, which is a brilliant use of ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
--> '''Katara''': You have to trust us!\\
'''Earth King''': You invade my palace, lay waste to all my guards, break down my fancy door, and you expect me to trust you!?\\
'''Toph''': He has a good point.
* "What's a Guru? Some kinda poisonous blow fish?" ([[DontExplainTheJoke This is funnier when you realize he got it confused with "Fugu"]].)

[[AC:The Guru]]
* A brilliant piece of pitch-black snark:
--> '''Earth King''': It's been a difficult week for me. My most trusted advisor Long Feng and his Dai Li agents tried to take control of Ba Sing Se from me.
--> '''[[spoiler: Azula disguised as]] Suki''': It's terrible when you can't trust the people who are closest to you.
* This exchange, mostly due to Brian George's delivery:
--> '''Aang''': My third chakra wants something besides onions and bananas.\\
'''Pathik''': Ha ha, good one! Moving on.
* While opening the Fire Chakra:
-->'''Pathik:''' Hmm... That chakra opened less like a flowing creek, and more like a... burping bison.\\
'''Aang:''' ''[belches]'' Tastes like onions and bananas, but strangely something else. ...Pickles? ''[beat, Pathik shrugs]''
* Following Toph's CrowningMomentOfAwesome when the CuteBruiser leaves ThoseTwoBadGuys trapped in a metal box:
-->'''Xin Fu''': I'm going to be stuck in here forever with you, aren't I?\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Yu''': I have to go to the bathroom.\\
'''Xin Fu''': ''[slams head into wall in frustration]''
** Made funnier by the fact that [[BrickJoke Toph pretended she needed to go to the bathroom so she could get out, and Yu almost fell for it]].
*
-->'''Yu''': It's another one of her tricks!
-->'''Xin Fu''': There's a giant hole in the box! How is that a trick?

[[AC:Crossroads of Destiny]]
* The Gaang coming back to save the Earth King's pet bear Bosco. Ty Lee is trying to teach it to walk on its hands. When Ty Lee falls into a bridge position, her hands and feet are suddenly encased in stones thanks to Toph's Earthbending. With Ty Lee out, they see the bear, then see Mai and Sokka and Toph get into fighting poses. Mai can't even be bothered to get up off of the steps she's sitting on and waves a hand going, "...just ''take the bear.''"
** There's also the fact that Bosco had been looking at Ty Lee with total indifference while she was trying to teach him to walk on his front legs, but then sits up and starts clapping like a happy baby when her limbs get trapped.
** And to add to it, Ty Lee's face when her arms and legs are trapped is just an amazingly brilliant 'Huh?' expression, as if she can't quite figure out how she ended up with her arms and legs trapped.
* When Aang and Sokka return to Ba Sing Se in "The Crossroads of Destiny"
-->'''Sokka''': What's that?\\
''(They fly down on Appa to find Toph [[{{Awesome/AvatarTheLastAirbender}} running on a wave of Earthbending back to the city]])''\\
'''Sokka''': ''(as Appa flies in close)'' Need a lift?\\
'''Toph''': ''(concentration broken)'' WHAAAAAAAAAAA--''(face plants)''\\
'''Sokka and Aang''': ''(wincing)'' [[ThatsGottaHurt Ooooooo...]]
* Planning out how to save the Earth King as well as Katara and Zuko.
-->'''Sokka''': We should split up. Aang, you and Iroh go save Katara and the angry jerk. (turns to Iroh) No offense.\\
'''Iroh''': None taken.
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