History Funny / AtopTheFourthWall2009Episodes

* Linkara's incredulity at the orc being named [[TomTheDarkLorder "Hyku Steeledge"]], he then comes up with an actual [[StealthPun Haiku]]: '''Linkara:''' My name is Hyku, Steeledge is my family name, Springtime comes and goes.
* "I would just like to point out that I'm changing my name to "Awesome McBadass Powerfist""

''(Cut to a "technical difficulties" card, which reads "Anger-Induced Insanity - Please Stand By" and shows a crazed-looking [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Fry]] surrounded by Bender and other robots, while pleasant music plays in the background; cut back to Linkara, with the alarm off now)''\\

-->'''Linkara:''' ''(angrily aiming his Magic Gun at the alarm)'' ''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP]]''--\\

'''Narrator:''' He sits on his futon, green like the blood of a ''Series/StarTrek'' Vulcan. He thinks he and he alone knows the pain and suffering that results from-- (''Linkara shoots upwards with the Magic Gun, shutting him up'').

* Linkara completely snapping under the realization that the whole thing was just a tie-in to ''Countdown'':

--->'''Linkara:''' ''(waving around bunny statue)'' Look at the pretty bunny, look at the pretty bunny'' ''(breaks down crying)''\\

* Linkara’s stereotypical WickedWitch-style voice for Hyppolita.

* Part Two of his review of ''ComicBook/SilentHill: Dying Inside'' opens with an extraordinarily well-done pastiche of ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'', with Linkara as James, 90s Kid as Maria, and Harvey Finevoice as Eddie. And more Ninja-Style Dancing!

** His psychotic breakdown during to the final issue.

--> "Spider-Side falls to his death despite the fact that he can shape shift into water - I really hate this comic! - bla-bla-bla Jackal monologuing trying to fill in plot holes about Ben digging with the clone and doing it badly! Spidey and Gwen Stacey arrive, more dumb dialogue, trying to diffuse a bomb I hate this frigging comic! Somehow we're on a bridge IhatethiscomicIhateitIhateit GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

* Linkara completely snapping under the realization that the whole thing was just a tie-in to ''Countdown''.
-->'''Linkara:''' ''(waving around bunny statue)'' Look at the pretty bunny, look at the pretty bunny! [breaks down crying]

--->'''Linkara:''' ''(trying to cut his wrists ''with a gun'')'' Why doesn't it work?!

-->'''Linkara:''' Hey everybody, you want to save the earth? *points to the comic* Here, heat your home with a fire, and here's the kindling!

** After seeing a giant hologram of the Jackal's head: [[MightyMorphinPowerRangers "I'm busy finding 5 teenagers with attitude!"]]

* During the review, he flips out and rants about how people who overuse the term 'selling out' are a bunch of naïve idiots. This doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome as well.

** For some viewers, that doubled as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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* I just about died laughing during his AprilFoolsDay ''Comicbook/{{Watchmen}}'' review as "[[WebVideo/BumReviews Lester B. Bum]]."

** And then there's Linkara wondering why [[UnfortunateImplications James Bond's]] ''[[UnfortunateImplications nephew]]'' [[UnfortunateImplications is called James Bond Jr.]]

* Linkara's list of people that are better suited to fight Godzilla than Charles Barkley includes: Creator/BruceCampbell, Creator/MrT, Creator/JamesEarlJones, Creator/KevinSmith, Creator/JohnnyDepp, WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, Creator/ChuckNorris, Advertising/SegataSanshiro, MikeTyson, Creator/SeanConnery and the Kool Aid Guy.

* Every single time he does Superboy-Prime's whiny fanboy voice: "I don't want ''this'' Earth, bring back ''my'' Earth! Everything was better on ''my'' Earth! THEY'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!! '''IllKillYou! I'll kill you to [[ShapedLikeItself DEATH!]]'''"
** His nicknames for Superboy-Prime, which include "Stupidboy-Prime", "Spasticboy-Prime", and "Stupidbitch-Pansy".

* Linkara's response when Circe says [[spoiler: that she used a piece of her soul in the resurrection of Hyppolita to turn her evil]]

* Speaking about [[spoiler: the retcon DC did on Monarch's identity]]: "Correcting our own mistakes! [[MundaneMadeAwesome EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME]] ISN'T IT!?"

--->'''[[spoiler: Nostalgia Critic]]:''' STOP! USING! ELLIPSES!

* At the end of that review, he's interrupted in his final diatribe of "this comic sucks!" when [[spoiler:Linkara-as-Cable bursts in demanding an explanation. Linkara throws a magnet at him to defeat him, then picks up [[{{BFG}} Cable's gun]] and says "Sweet! New gun!"]]

* Try new "Review Cigarettes!" A review in every puff! [[spoiler:This comic sucks.]]

* Defeating Pyramid Head [[spoiler: by putting him in a Pokéball. [[ChekhovsGun Wonder if that will come in handy later...]]]]
** [[spoiler:[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/28226-silent-hill-deadalive-5 It did.]]]]

-->It just... it just makes you wanna... [Distorted Voice] DESTROY THE WORLD!!! '''*massive ScareChord*''' [[MoodWhiplash Which is probably a good thing that I don't have any superpowers.]]

-->It just... it just makes you wanna... [Distorted Voice] DESTROY THE WORLD!!! '''*massive ScareChord*'''

* The plot ''breaking Pollo.''

* Bees. My God.

* "Yee-haw! Early retahment!"

* After the final hit by Mickey Mantle, as the triumphant music plays: "WOW! He did it! He hit the ball! He did it! They held the tension for all of ''one'' splash page! They did it! And I ''still'' don't ''care''!

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* In order to properly do the review of this series, Linkara announces that he will be breaking his rule on continuity, but as he delves into the continuity issues with this comic series, the Continuity Alarm goes off, incurring Linkara's wrath.
-->'''Linkara:''' ''(angrily aiming his magic gun at the alarm)'' ''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP]]''--\\

** "Can someone please tell me what emotion Batman is expressing with that line? Confusion? Irony? Sadness? Anger? Acceptance? Disgust? Surprise? Anticipation? Contempt? Awe? Disappointment? Shame? Sympathy? Rage?! Oh, wait, that's me. Agony? Frustration? Apathy? It's apathy, isn't it? (Sighs) OK, you don't care, Batman, so we don't either."

-->'''Linkara:''' ''(aiming his magic gun at alarm)'' ''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP]]''--\\