History Funny / AssassinsCreedOdyssey

* At Perkiles' Symposium Herodotus warns the Eagle Bearer against getting too drunk... which prompts them to immediately down their entire goblet of wine.

-->'''Layla:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Nice knowing you, Allanah. You already pissed off the all-knowing, time-travelling basilisk.]]

* Thanks to early access footage, one of the first things that happens to Alexios/Kassandra is a brawl they get into after a particularly chuckle inducing exchange:

-->'''Eagle Bearer:''' Surely this is the aftereffect of the mushrooms. I remember the chicken coop, I remember the farmer's fields, I do ''not'' remember building a Trojan Horse. (all turn to the Trojan Horse replica in the distance)

* One of the randomly-generated quests you can get is a woman with an extremely strong and inexplicable hatred for bald people, and her quest will be to gather some random material to create a "cure" for baldness. Her greeting line?

** Herodotos and Barnabas being so awestruck and fascinated with him, as he is a several time Pankration Champion. The conversation revolving around one of his famous victories, and Herodotus attributing more thought and strategy to it than Testikles' himself actually used is great.

--->'''Olympic official''': You're Testikles?! The same Testikles I went out drinking with last season, the one who made advances on my wife...and brother?

** Find a guy to train the villagers? He's convinced his helmet makes him fireproof, and demands you test this on him. Which you can do (and if you don't, [[SeriousBusiness he decides to attack you for not playing along]]). Then you can loot the helmet off him, which manages to defy all logic by having an armor rating of ''zero''. The helmet's description even notes that it's highly flammable. The ''metal'' helmet.

** Find a guy to train the villagers? He's convinced his helmet makes him fireproof, and demands you test this on him. Which you can do (and if you don't, he decides to attack you). Then you can loot the helmet off him, which manages to defy all logic by having an armor rating of ''zero''. The helmet's description even notes that it's highly flammable. The ''metal'' helmet.

*** It's no ordinary chicken. It's the mighty ''Chikaros''. Gets especially funny if you managed by then to upgrade Ikaros twice, so his autoattack on group of enemies deal damage - he will rip the poor rooster into shreds in a single hit.

** Find a guy to train the villagers? He's convinced his helmet makes him fireproof, and demands you test this on him. Which you can do. Then you can loot the helmet off him, which manages to defy all logic by having an armor rating of ''zero''. The helmet's description even notes that it's highly flammable. The ''metal'' helmet.

* Throughout the prologue, the entire island has been cowering in fear of the Cyclops. When the protagonist finds him, he's drowning Barnabus in a pot for accidentally stomping on his BerserkButton. But the Eagle Bearer just looks completely bored, making it clear that this happens ''all the time''.
-->'''Alexios/Kassandra:''' ''[as though talking to a small child]''...Did he say Cyclops? Did he hurt your feelings?\\

* In the demos featuring the Silver Islands (Mykonos & Delos), Barnabas and the protagonist triumphantly step off their ship as hints of [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic "Ezio's Family"]] begin to play...just in time for the protagonist to begin puking their guts out.

* The Eagle Bearer attends a symposium in Perikles' house and Herodotus warns them not to drink ''too'' much since they're meant to be getting information about their mother, after all. The misthios finishes an entire kraton of wine even before his sentence is finished!

---> '''Alibiades''': I knew she was special! To think I wasn't able to catch on. I can't wait to marry her!