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* Brujo stating that the side effects would only be Ash losing the ability to feel pleasure below the waste. Ash doesn't see that as a good thing.

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* Brujo stating that the side effects would only be Ash losing the ability to feel pleasure below the waste.waist. Ash doesn't see that as a good thing.
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* The first thing that Ash does with his new mechanical hand is to use it to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]].
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!!The Host
* Brujo stating that the side effects would only be Ash losing the ability to feel pleasure below the waste. Ash doesn't see that as a good thing.
* When Brujo still thinks that Ash is possessed and is trying to use exorcism, Ash just roles his eyes in annoyance.
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* Ash attempting to take the day off to take care of his "dear friend Eli", and Mr. Roper not buying it:
-->'''Roper''': Are you really going to use your fucking lizard as an excuse to get out of work again?
-->'''Ash''': (Beat) ...[[BluntYes I am]].

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** Pretty much everything Tio Brujo says, in part because he's the only one who seems to outright despise Ash -- while Kelly is willing to trade sarcastic comments with him, and Pablo often responds quietly and politely, every dumb joke made by Ash just disgusts the guy further, and he's not afraid to show it.



* When he learns that [[ThrowingOffTheDisability his limb are restored]] while in his vision quest, Ash takes stock of what really matters in life:

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* When he learns that [[ThrowingOffTheDisability his limb are restored]] arm is restored and fully functional]] while in his vision quest, Ash takes stock of what really matters in life:
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->'''Brujo:''' [Your flame is] not bright enough to illuminate what you seek. You're weak, lazy, selfish, forgetful, foul-mouthed... plus, you're slow. Old. You have lost the step.\\

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->'''Brujo:''' -->'''Brujo:''' [Your flame is] not bright enough to illuminate what you seek. You're weak, lazy, selfish, forgetful, foul-mouthed... plus, you're slow. Old. You have lost the step.\\

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-->'''Brujo:''' [Your flame is] not bright enough to illuminate what you seek. You're weak, lazy, selfish, forgetful, foul-mouthed... plus, you're slow. Old. You have lost the step.\\

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-->'''Brujo:''' ->'''Brujo:''' [Your flame is] not bright enough to illuminate what you seek. You're weak, lazy, selfish, forgetful, foul-mouthed... plus, you're slow. Old. You have lost the step.\\



** The fact that Ash's new hand seems to be based off a Power Glove.

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** * The fact that Ash's new hand seems to be based off a Power Glove.Glove.
* When he learns that [[ThrowingOffTheDisability his limb are restored]] while in his vision quest, Ash takes stock of what really matters in life:
-->"Whoa. I got two hands!" ''(Ecstatic)'' "Brujo, I need two beers!"
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* A witness comments on a MSP sketch of Ash that he looks dumber in real life.
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** The fact that Ash's new hand seems to be based off a Power Glove.
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!!Brujo
* After trying to assess if Ash can ever truly become "El Jefe":
-->'''Brujo:''' [Your flame is] not bright enough to illuminate what you seek. You're weak, lazy, selfish, forgetful, foul-mouthed... plus, you're slow. Old. You have lost the step.\\
'''Ash:''' Hey, uh, brujo, thanks for the opinion. 'Preciate it. Now you can take it, turn it sideways, shove it right up the ol' poop-chute.

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* When Ruby finds [[spoiler:Kelly's dad]] transformed into a Deadite, she effortlessly impales him and decides to interrogate him for Ash's whereabouts -- by casually twanging the fork jammed in his eye.
-->'''Deadite:''' OW! Stop that, you annoying bitch! Ah! Fuck off! Augh!



-->'''Ash:''' And if we're quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.\\
'''Pablo:''' You know I'm not Mexican, right?\\

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-->'''Ash:''' And if we're If I get this thing done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.\\
'''Pablo:''' '''Pablo:''' ...Okay. You know I'm not Mexican, right?\\




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* When Lionel Hawkins is preparing to crack open and translate the Necronomicon, [[{{Squee}} he can barely contain his excitement]].
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!!Unsorted

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!!Unsorted!!Books from Beyond
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'''Ash:''' ...Okay, THIRTY pounds overweight, it doesn't matter! The thought would've occurred to you. ''(Leans in)'' Do me a favor, will ya? Thank your mother for me. She passed her genes down to you in allll the right places.\\

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'''Ash:''' ...Okay, THIRTY pounds overweight, but it doesn't matter! The At some point, the thought would've occurred to you. ''(Leans in)'' Do me a favor, will ya? Thank your mother for me. She passed her genes down to you in allll the right places.\\
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'''Kelly:''' REAL HAND! ''(Releases her grip)''

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'''Kelly:''' REAL HAND! ''(Releases her grip)''grip)''\\
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* Ash trying, and failing miserably, to [[DirtyOldMan chat up the much younger Kelly]].
-->'''Ash:''' Nice day, huh? Just wanted to say, I'm sorry I have to leave you so soon.\\
'''Kelly:''' I don't even know you.\\
'''Ash:''' And now, you never will. Which is fine, because... you never really could've had me anyway.\\
'''Kelly:''' ''(Scoffs)'' "Had you"... Are you out of your mind?\\
'''Ash:''' ''(Chuckling)'' I know -- it sounds CRAZY, doesn't it? I'm old, graying... ten pounds overweight...\\
'''Kelly:''' ''(Quietly)'' Ten?\\
'''Ash:''' ...Okay, THIRTY pounds overweight, it doesn't matter! The thought would've occurred to you. ''(Leans in)'' Do me a favor, will ya? Thank your mother for me. She passed her genes down to you in allll the right places.\\
'''Kelly:''' My mother DIED in a car accident six months ago.\\
''(Sustained awkward beat)''\\
'''Ash:''' Wow... ''(Whistles)'' Um, you know, in the future, you might wanna just say "Sure, I'll tell her"... 'cause [[ComicallyMissingThePoint droppin' a bomb like that on somebody you just met is downright rude]], but y' know what? You're young. You'll figure it out.\\
''(Ash reaches out to stroke her face with his prosthetic hand)''\\
'''Ash:''' Goodbye forever, Kelly.\\
''(Kelly twists his arm around, pinning him to the counter)''\\
'''Kelly:''' Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand.\\
'''Ash:''' ...Okay, wait, another wooden hand in place of my REAL hand, or another wooden hand in place of my WOODEN hand?\\
'''Kelly:''' REAL HAND! ''(Releases her grip)''
'''Ash:''' Agh! ...Touchy.
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'''Ash:''' I... I did not. Wish you could've said something... before I made those dumb crosses.

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'''Ash:''' I... I did not. Wish you could've said something... something before I made those dumb crosses.
crosses, but... okay.

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* While Ash and Pablo are sprucing up in preparation for dinner with the Maxwells, Ash helpfully fishes a little chunk of [[spoiler:Roper's brains]] out of Pablo's hair and feeds it to Eli.



--> '''Ash:''' Oh, good, started to feel like a real dick.

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--> '''Ash:''' Oh, good, started I was startin' to feel like a real dick.
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* Ash and Pablo show up at Kelly's house spoiling for a fight, kick down the door, and find... absolutely nothing out of the ordinary.
-->'''Kelly:''' My GOD, what are you guys doing here?!\\
'''Pablo:''' ''(Quietly)'' [-Oh, shit.-] Hey. Hi, Kelly! You're okay.\\
'''Kelly's Father:''' You KNOW these men?\\
'''Kelly:''' Well, uh--\\
'''Pablo:''' Uh, yeah! We're, um, we're friends from work! M-man, you have a nice house!\\
'''Ash:''' Yeah, we were just... passin' through, thought we'd stop in and say "hi".\\
'''Pablo:''' ''(Waves)'' Hi.\\
'''Kelly's Mother:''' Why are you covered in BLOOD?\\
'''Ash:''' Um... we hit a deer on the way up here, and when I tried to pull it out of the grill of my car, the sucker just exploded all over us, so... ha, ha, ha, we had to cut it up with my chainsaw... ''(looks down)'' arm.\\
'''Kelly's Father:''' I'm actually a hunter, and I've never seen a deer explode.\\
'''Ash:''' ''(Accusatory)'' Well, maybe you're not hunting the right deer.

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[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Season 1]]

!!El Jefe
* In the first few minutes, we're met by Ash strapping on a girdle and showing off in front of a mirror while he's getting ready for a night out. He even does, of all things, a little step-dance to "[[Music/DeepPurple Space Truckin']]".
* To win points with the ladies, Ash has apparently constructed a more "heroic" version of how he lost his hand (saving a small boy from the path of a speeding train), and based on how he tells the story at the bar, it's not his first time using it.
* While Ash is having sex with a girl in the women's bathroom, he [[spoiler: gets spooked by the girl suddenly turning into a Deadite]]. Said girl turns back to human after Ash stops banging her, and just as he's about to leave, he decides to go finish the job.
* [[spoiler: After Ash realizes he read from the Necronomicon while he was high in the hopes of impressing a girl, we get this:]]
-->'''Ash:''' ''(Exasperated)'' ....Fuuuuuck.



--> '''Ash''': "The other first thing I have to do is cardio, cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night."
* Ash was trying to do the right thing when he buried a couple of civilians who were unfortunately killed and planted crosses to mark their graves. Only to be told that they had Jewish background.
--> '''Kelly''': "You know they were Jewish, right?"
--> [Beat]
--> '''Ash''': "I... I did not. Wish you could've said something... before I made those dumb crosses."

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--> '''Ash''': "The -->'''Ash:''' The other first thing I have to do is cardio, cause 'cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night."
night.

!!Bait
* Ash's reaction when [[spoiler:Kelly's mother turns out to be a Deadite after he punched her in the face and acted suspicious of her all evening.]]
--> '''Ash:''' Oh, good, started to feel like a real dick.
* Ash was trying tries to do the right thing when he buried a couple of civilians who were unfortunately killed and planted crosses [[spoiler:give Kelly's parents a proper burial]], but his execution is somewhat lacking.
-->'''Kelly:''' ''(Pointing
to mark their graves. Only to be told that they had Jewish background.
--> '''Kelly''': "You
the makeshift crucifixes)'' You know they were Jewish, right?"
--> [Beat]
--> '''Ash''': "I...
right?\\
''(Beat)''\\
'''Ash:''' I...
I did not. Wish you could've said something... before I made those dumb crosses."crosses.

!!Unsorted



-->'''Ash:''' And if we're quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.
-->'''Pablo:''' You know I'm not Mexican, Right?
-->'''Ash:''' That's the spirit.
* In the first few minutes, we are met by Ash strapping on a girdle and showing off in front of a mirror while he's getting ready for a night out.
* While Ash is having sex with a girl in a women's bathroom, he [[spoiler: gets spooked by the girl suddenly turning into a Deadite]]. Said girl turns back to human after Ash stops banging her and just as he's about to leave, he decides to go finish the job.
* [[spoiler: After Ash realizes he read from the Necronomicon while he was high in the hopes of impressing a girl, we get this:]]
--> '''Ash:''' (exasperated) ....Fuuuuuck.
* The goofy little dance Ash does to [[Music/DeepPurple Space Truckin']] at the beginning of episode one.
* Ash's reaction when [[spoiler:Kelly's mother turns out to be a Deadite afterall after he punched her being suspicious of her all evening.]]
--> '''Ash:''' Oh good, started to feel like a real dick.

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-->'''Ash:''' And if we're quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.
-->'''Pablo:'''
dessert.\\
'''Pablo:'''
You know I'm not Mexican, Right?
-->'''Ash:''' That's the spirit.
* In the first few minutes, we are met by Ash strapping on a girdle and showing off in front of a mirror while he's getting ready for a night out.
* While Ash is having sex with a girl in a women's bathroom, he [[spoiler: gets spooked by the girl suddenly turning into a Deadite]]. Said girl turns back to human after Ash stops banging her and just as he's about to leave, he decides to go finish the job.
* [[spoiler: After Ash realizes he read from the Necronomicon while he was high in the hopes of impressing a girl, we get this:]]
-->
right?\\
'''Ash:''' (exasperated) ....Fuuuuuck.
* The goofy little dance Ash does to [[Music/DeepPurple Space Truckin']] at
That's the beginning of episode one.
* Ash's reaction when [[spoiler:Kelly's mother turns out to be a Deadite afterall after he punched her being suspicious of her all evening.]]
--> '''Ash:''' Oh good, started to feel like a real dick.
spirit.

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--> '''Ash:''' (exasperated) ....Fuuuck.
* The goofy little dance Ash does to [[Music/DeepPurple Space Truckin']] at the beginning of episode one.

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--> '''Ash:''' (exasperated) ....Fuuuck.
Fuuuuuck.
* The goofy little dance Ash does to [[Music/DeepPurple Space Truckin']] at the beginning of episode one.one.
* Ash's reaction when [[spoiler:Kelly's mother turns out to be a Deadite afterall after he punched her being suspicious of her all evening.]]
--> '''Ash:''' Oh good, started to feel like a real dick.

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* The goofy little dance Ash does to {{''DeepPurple''Space Truckin'}} at the beginning of episode one.

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* The goofy little dance Ash does to {{''DeepPurple''Space Truckin'}} [[Music/DeepPurple Space Truckin']] at the beginning of episode one.
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* The goofy little dance Ash does to ((''DeepPurple''Space Truckin')) at the beginning of episode one.

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* The goofy little dance Ash does to ((''DeepPurple''Space Truckin')) {{''DeepPurple''Space Truckin'}} at the beginning of episode one.
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* The goofy little dance Ash does to (( ''DeepPurple''Space Truckin' at the beginning of episode one.

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* The goofy little dance Ash does to (( ''DeepPurple''Space Truckin' ((''DeepPurple''Space Truckin')) at the beginning of episode one.
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--> '''Ash:''' (exasperated) ....Fuuuck.

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--> '''Ash:''' (exasperated) ....Fuuuck.Fuuuck.
* The goofy little dance Ash does to (( ''DeepPurple''Space Truckin' at the beginning of episode one.
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--> '''Ash:''' (exasperated) ....Fuuck.

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--> '''Ash:''' (exasperated) ....Fuuck.Fuuuck.
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* While Ash is having sex with a girl in a women's bathroom, he [[spoiler: gets spooked by the girl suddenly turning into a Deadite]]. Said girl turns back to human after Ash stops banging her and just as he's about to leave, he decides to go finish the job.

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* While Ash is having sex with a girl in a women's bathroom, he [[spoiler: gets spooked by the girl suddenly turning into a Deadite]]. Said girl turns back to human after Ash stops banging her and just as he's about to leave, he decides to go finish the job.job.
* [[spoiler: After Ash realizes he read from the Necronomicon while he was high in the hopes of impressing a girl, we get this:]]
--> '''Ash:''' (exasperated) ....Fuuck.
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-->'''Ash:''' That's the spirit.

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-->'''Ash:''' That's the spirit.spirit.
* In the first few minutes, we are met by Ash strapping on a girdle and showing off in front of a mirror while he's getting ready for a night out.
* While Ash is having sex with a girl in a women's bathroom, he [[spoiler: gets spooked by the girl suddenly turning into a Deadite]]. Said girl turns back to human after Ash stops banging her and just as he's about to leave, he decides to go finish the job.
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--> '''Ash''': "I... I did not. Wish you could've say something... before I made those dumb crosses."

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--> '''Ash''': "I... I did not. Wish you could've say said something... before I made those dumb crosses."
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--> '''Ash''': "I... I did not. Wish you could've say something... before I made those dumb crosses."

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--> '''Ash''': "I... I did not. Wish you could've say something... before I made those dumb crosses.""
* Ash trying to be racially sensitive while discussing plans to eat out with Kelly and Pablo.
-->'''Ash:''' And if we're quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.
-->'''Pablo:''' You know I'm not Mexican, Right?
-->'''Ash:''' That's the spirit.
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* Ash getting geared up to fight the Deadite infestation, with a mention on what he needs to do.
--> '''Ash''': "The other first thing I have to do is cardio, cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night."
* Ash was trying to do the right thing when he buried a couple of civilians who were unfortunately killed and planted crosses to mark their graves. Only to be told that they had Jewish background.
--> '''Kelly''': "You know they were Jewish, right?"
--> [Beat]
--> '''Ash''': "I... I did not. Wish you could've say something... before I made those dumb crosses."

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