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* When discussing the ritual [[spoiler: to free the southern goblins, and Regulus's involvment in it]]
** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. "[[spoiler:Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the first one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. "[[spoiler:Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the first one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
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* When discussing the ritual [[spoiler: to free the southern goblins, and Regulus's involvment in it]]
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** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly."[[spoiler:Regulus Black]] "Regulus Black was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the first one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly.
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** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. "[[spoiler:Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the first one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
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** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. "[[spoiler:Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the first one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause.""
** Also during the ritual, the list of titles that the spell pulls out of Harry. "Lucius Malfoy, Dark wizard, Death Eater, truce-dance ally of mine—“ He might have tried to stop what he said next, but the ritual compelled a litany of titles from him, and it slipped out before Harry could stop it. “Smug bastard.”
* Honoria tends to bring the funny, but at Woodhouse she crosses it with both Heartwarming and Awesome:
->“You are an arrogant son of shit,” Honoria told Cupressus in flawless Latin. Ignifer stared at her. Cupressus and Artemis stared at her. Honoria didn’t appear to care. “Your veins flow with it, far more than mine, Muggle mother and all. I would check your family legacy, and make sure that one of your ancestors didn’t fuck in a cesspit along the way. That’s the only thing that could explain your behavior, unless you have daily meals of shit. I wouldn’t put it past you, blind as you are.” She arched an eyebrow, and Cupressus’s face became smeared with a glamour of feces, looking—and stinking—impressively like the real thing.
** Also during the ritual, the list of titles that the spell pulls out of Harry. "Lucius Malfoy, Dark wizard, Death Eater, truce-dance ally of mine—“ He might have tried to stop what he said next, but the ritual compelled a litany of titles from him, and it slipped out before Harry could stop it. “Smug bastard.”
* Honoria tends to bring the funny, but at Woodhouse she crosses it with both Heartwarming and Awesome:
->“You are an arrogant son of shit,” Honoria told Cupressus in flawless Latin. Ignifer stared at her. Cupressus and Artemis stared at her. Honoria didn’t appear to care. “Your veins flow with it, far more than mine, Muggle mother and all. I would check your family legacy, and make sure that one of your ancestors didn’t fuck in a cesspit along the way. That’s the only thing that could explain your behavior, unless you have daily meals of shit. I wouldn’t put it past you, blind as you are.” She arched an eyebrow, and Cupressus’s face became smeared with a glamour of feces, looking—and stinking—impressively like the real thing.
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** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. "[[spoiler:Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
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** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. "[[spoiler:Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the first one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
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** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. [[spoiler:"Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
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** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. [[spoiler:"Regulus "[[spoiler:Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
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* When discussing the ritual [[spoiler: to free the southern goblins, and Regulus's involvment in it]]
** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. [[spoiler:"Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
** "Potter," [Moody] said slowly. [[spoiler:"Regulus Black]] was also a Death Eater, and he's dead. I understand that you consider the one no obstacle, but that other should give even you pause."
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I don\'t know a way to be cool about this: Rape jokes are not funny. If you want to add it back in, it\'s in the history.
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* We have this particularly amusing conversation between Henrietta and a Ravenclaw second-year after [[spoiler: the fall of Hogwarts]] in the seventh book:
-->''The Ravenclaw second-year who stood closest to her blinked and looked up, touching her face in wonder. "Did a stone hurt you, Professor?" she whispered.
-->"I can't really remember," said Henrietta, licking the blood from her lips. These children were not to know the truth. They knew nothing of falling on Evan Rosier in the snow, and kissing him hard enough to make him bite his lower lip, and looking into his dark eyes, and seeing, at the bottom of all the madness and the laughter, the terror. He still remembered the pain of his violation. Henrietta was the only one who could make him fear like that.
-->But those were not tales for children.
-->"I think a rock hit you," the second-year whispered.
-->Henrietta kissed her hair, and looked calmly at the smear of red on the blonde curls. "Maybe it did," she said.''
-->''The Ravenclaw second-year who stood closest to her blinked and looked up, touching her face in wonder. "Did a stone hurt you, Professor?" she whispered.
-->"I can't really remember," said Henrietta, licking the blood from her lips. These children were not to know the truth. They knew nothing of falling on Evan Rosier in the snow, and kissing him hard enough to make him bite his lower lip, and looking into his dark eyes, and seeing, at the bottom of all the madness and the laughter, the terror. He still remembered the pain of his violation. Henrietta was the only one who could make him fear like that.
-->But those were not tales for children.
-->"I think a rock hit you," the second-year whispered.
-->Henrietta kissed her hair, and looked calmly at the smear of red on the blonde curls. "Maybe it did," she said.''
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* Nearly everything the Weasley twins say or do is either this directly, or the cause of one.
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* Nearly everything the Weasley twins say or do is either this directly, or the cause of one.one.
* We have this particularly amusing conversation between Henrietta and a Ravenclaw second-year after [[spoiler: the fall of Hogwarts]] in the seventh book:
-->''The Ravenclaw second-year who stood closest to her blinked and looked up, touching her face in wonder. "Did a stone hurt you, Professor?" she whispered.
-->"I can't really remember," said Henrietta, licking the blood from her lips. These children were not to know the truth. They knew nothing of falling on Evan Rosier in the snow, and kissing him hard enough to make him bite his lower lip, and looking into his dark eyes, and seeing, at the bottom of all the madness and the laughter, the terror. He still remembered the pain of his violation. Henrietta was the only one who could make him fear like that.
-->But those were not tales for children.
-->"I think a rock hit you," the second-year whispered.
-->Henrietta kissed her hair, and looked calmly at the smear of red on the blonde curls. "Maybe it did," she said.''
* We have this particularly amusing conversation between Henrietta and a Ravenclaw second-year after [[spoiler: the fall of Hogwarts]] in the seventh book:
-->''The Ravenclaw second-year who stood closest to her blinked and looked up, touching her face in wonder. "Did a stone hurt you, Professor?" she whispered.
-->"I can't really remember," said Henrietta, licking the blood from her lips. These children were not to know the truth. They knew nothing of falling on Evan Rosier in the snow, and kissing him hard enough to make him bite his lower lip, and looking into his dark eyes, and seeing, at the bottom of all the madness and the laughter, the terror. He still remembered the pain of his violation. Henrietta was the only one who could make him fear like that.
-->But those were not tales for children.
-->"I think a rock hit you," the second-year whispered.
-->Henrietta kissed her hair, and looked calmly at the smear of red on the blonde curls. "Maybe it did," she said.''
